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Lin Xi was stunned by the sudden approach of JOJO, and accidentally dropped the meat skewer on the table.At the same time, a loud voice rang in the ears of the two: "It's unreasonable, it's really indecent!"

The two people were taken aback when they heard the words, looked at each other, and turned their heads to look for the source of the sound, but found that there was no one behind the counter behind them, only the statue of Guan Gong was placed on the tribute table, glaring at them.Looking around, the guests at other tables were chatting independently, and did not notice the movement on their side.

Lin Xi scratched her head and looked at JOJO inquisitively.The latter nodded to him simply: I heard that too.

Lin Xi felt a little excited when he got the boy's affirmative answer—they heard a voice that other people couldn't hear, which meant that they encountered a monster again.What does it mean to meet a monster?It means that Lin Xi has another interesting subject to write about.

After meeting the Peach Flower Demon last time, Lin Xi was impressed by the relationship between him, Ah Jun and Zhao Zixuan, so she slightly revised their story and wrote it into a novel, and submitted it to a well-known female magazine in China. It was selected as the best of the current issue... The editor of that magazine praised Lin Xi for this, and told him to submit this kind of story next time.

Lin Xi repeatedly agreed, and even came up with the idea of ​​interviewing monsters, but was thrown cold water by the bookworms of "Shan Hai Jing".The book pet with the appearance of a little old man shook his head with pity on his face: "The formation of monsters requires sufficient aura and good luck. Now that the urban environment is deteriorating and people are impetuous, aura has become less and less...the chance to talk to monsters, then It’s something that can’t be met, and I advise you to give up the idea of ​​counting on monsters earlier.” Lin Xi sighed regretfully after listening to it, and at the same time made up her mind to cherish every monster she met in the future—today finally Let him meet one and tell him how unhappy he is.

Lin Xi had the word "authorship fee" in his mind, and turned his head to look for the abnormal person in the Majia barbecue restaurant, but found nothing wrong: "It's strange, where is it?"

"The sound came from it." JOJO touched Lin Xi, making him look back at the pottery statue of Guan Gong on the table behind the counter.

The pottery statue of Guan Gong is about 30 centimeters high and consists of Guan Gong and a small scroll.Guan Gong is made into the image of the God of Wealth: a maroon face, piercing silkworm eyes, beautiful beard and chest; wearing a pink official uniform with a pink-blue belt; holding a big ingot in his left hand, and holding it in his right. With the Qinglong Yanyue knife.The small scroll is red, and there are four golden official script characters written on it: Lucky Fortune and Treasure.

The coloring of the whole pottery statue is very rough. In general, it is a half-old pottery statue, very ordinary and extremely cheap.

Lin Xi took a closer look at the Tao statue: "It sounds like me too... Could it be that this Tao statue is a monster? I don't see it moving."

"Could it be that the human soul is attached to it again?" JOJO felt a little hungry, picked up a meat skewer and smelled it, stuffed it into Lin Xi's hand, and took Lin Xi's hand to feed himself, with smooth movements , with a natural look: "Just like Ah Jun attached to a peach tree."

"Eat it by yourself, Hun Dan!" Lin Xi's face, which had just calmed down, turned red again.He pulled his hand back forcefully, and just about to continue to reprimand, he heard the indignant voice sounded again: "Don't you feel ashamed to flirt in public?!"

"Which eye of yours saw us flirting?!" Lin Xi replied while glaring at Tao Xiang.This time he heard clearly that the voice was indeed coming from inside the Tao statue.

"I can see it with both eyes!" Tao Xiang answered imposingly, but his mouth didn't move. "But you, you can actually hear me talking? Hmph, you deserve it too!"

"If it's possible, I really don't want to hear it." JOJO frowned and complained, then looked at Lin Xi's application sincerely: "Let me smash it."

"You dare!" Before Lin Xi could answer, the voice in the Tao statue was already furious: "This uncle is Guan Yunchang, who of you dares to fight this uncle?"

"Guan Yunchang?" Lin Xi was stunned when he heard the words, "Which Guan Yunchang? It must not be the one I thought..."

"Which Guan Yunchang could it be?" The voice in the Tao statue was very proud, "Of course it's Shu general Guan Yu!"

"You said you were Guan Yu? The Guan Yu who lost Maicheng more than 1800 years ago... is it a lie?" Lin Xi showed suspicion, "How could you be attached to such a cheap pottery statue?"

"..." Tao Xiang was stopped by the question, and it took him a long time to say: "The secret of heaven must not be revealed!"

"This line is really familiar..." Lin Xi scratched his ears, thinking of a Taoist priest rubbing instant noodles, and the talisman paper drawn with instant noodle soup... He couldn't help looking at JOJO.

JOJO blinked his golden cat's eyes inexplicably, not knowing that Lin Xi had thought of his transformation, and seeing Lin Xi staring at him in a daze, he thought he was worrying about Tao Xiang.The young man rolled his eyes, thought about it, and raised his head to ask the Tao statue: "What are you? Is the monster born by the Tao statue or Guan Yu's soul?"

"My uncle is Guan Yu!"

"Oh? If that's the case, it doesn't matter even if I smash the pottery statue? Since you are Guan Yu, find another thing to possess yourself!" JOJO said, showing a nasty smile—after being yelled at twice by the other party, he Already suffocated - stood up and walked behind the counter.Lin Xi also came back to her senses at this moment, hesitated for a moment, did not stop her, and only thought in her heart: Listening to the Tao statue talking, it is unlikely that it is really Guan Yu... probably just a bad character and a bad mind Are you using monsters?It's okay to scare me a little bit, but JOJO is really a bad boy... Tsk, he must have learned from Lu Yaoyoufang, it's definitely not my education problem!

"You, don't come here!" Seeing the young man approaching, Tao Xiang's voice was tinged with panic, "I am the famous Second Master Guan!"

"Second Master Guan? Chick! I'm coming, you and me?" JOJO walked into the counter, uttered a classic line from a costume drama, and reached out to take the pottery statue off the altar: "I'll ask you one last time, what are you doing?" What is it?"

"My uncle is Guan Yu!"

"Then I won't be polite!" JOJO said, lifting the pottery statue high, and was about to smash it on the ground——

"No!" At this moment, a childish voice sounded, and immediately, someone hugged his waist tightly.

JOJO was just as Lin Xi expected, just to scare Tao Xiang, and didn't really want to break it——Mother Lu's etiquette teaching: "Don't touch other people's things casually, let alone break them casually."——Ke Meng The ground was bumped from behind, and his hand slipped instead, and he could only watch helplessly as the pottery statue came out and smashed to the ground screaming: "Ahhhh——"

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Fortunately, Lin Xi reacted quickly enough, jumped up from the chair, held down the counter and stretched out his arms, grabbed the head of the Tao statue and saved it.

The three of them breathed a sigh of relief at the same time. JOJO grabbed the person who was holding him, and found that it was Boss Ma's son Dongdong: "So it was you...why did you hug me all of a sudden?"

Dongdong was carried in the air by the tall JOJO, looking like a thin little chick.The little boy first stretched his head to look at the pottery statue in Lin Xi's hand, and after confirming that it was intact, he turned his face to face JOJO, and fiercely raised his foot to kick the latter's stomach: "Bad guy!"

JOJO was caught off guard and was kicked in the abdomen. He gasped in pain, let go and put Dongdong down, hugged his stomach and squatted down: "It hurts..."

"JOJO!" Lin Xi was startled. Seeing that Dongdong was about to kick and beat JOJO, she immediately put down the pottery statue in her hand and turned to the counter, pushing the little boy away from the boy. "What are you doing!? Why hit someone?" Anxious and angry, he failed to control his strength and directly pushed Dongdong to the ground.

"Uncle Lin..." Dongdong fell to the ground, his eyes widening in disbelief.Seeing Lin Xi hugging JOJO with a distressed face, his eyes turned red and he shouted loudly: "He's a bad guy! He's going to smash Erye Guan!"

The cry of the child caught the attention of all the customers, and everyone stopped talking. Several regular customers stood up and went to the counter to check: "Dongdong, why are you crying?"

"What's the matter?" At this moment, Boss Ma came in to deliver the meat skewers. Seeing that the customers were all looking at the counter, he followed him, only to find his son sitting on the ground crying. He was shocked and walked over immediately: "What's the matter son?"

Seeing his father, Dongdong threw himself into his arms and cried for a while.The other guests looked at Lin Xi and JOJO with some dissatisfaction after hearing what had happened.

Lin Xi didn't care about other people's eyes at this time, he just followed JOJO's back worriedly, and asked in a low voice: "Where does it hurt? Can you stand up?"

JOJO buried her face between Lin Xi's shoulders and neck, and beads of sweat kept coming out of her forehead, obviously in severe pain.

Lin Xi couldn't wait for his answer, so she didn't wait anymore, stretched out her hand to wrap his arm around her shoulders, and helped him up with all her strength: "Go, go to the hospital." She looked up at the onlookers and the Ma family father and son , His face suddenly turned cold: "What are you looking at, get out of the way!"

"Well, Xiao Lin, is your friend okay..." Boss Ma was also a little dissatisfied at first, but seeing JOJO's face turned pale, and knowing that his son had caused trouble, he felt a little uneasy.

"Is he okay?" Lin Xi said with a straight face, with a very aggressive tone, "Get out of the way, I'm going to take him to the doctor." His eyes fell on Dongdong, and he pulled the corner of his mouth, and said: "Persuade Take good care of your children...don't just focus on making money, raise your children..." He took a deep breath, swallowed back the vicious words that came to his lips, and replaced them with a more gentle one: "Unreasonable bad boy!"

But even so, Boss Ma and his son still changed their faces.Dongdong hid behind his father, and cried aggrievedly: "Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..."

"Oh yes, speaking of Second Master Guan." Lin Xi interrupted the child coldly, took out two pink tickets from his pocket and threw them on the counter: "200 yuan, the meal fee plus this pottery statue—this Second Master Guan , I want it!"

As he said, he turned his head and glared fiercely at the silent Tao Xiang on the counter, and said word by word: "You, wait, wait!"