my cp turned out to be

the next morning.

Lin Xi was awakened by a hard object.He moved around drowsily, and complained: "JOJO, it's forbidden to bring toys to the bed to play with...Really, why is there a stick..."

stick……

stick! ?

Lin Xi suddenly opened her eyes, jumped up from JOJO, and directly lifted the quilts of the two of them, and saw that JOJO's lower body was supporting a small tent, and the front of the pajama pants was still wet! ——His face turned red in an instant, and he threw the quilt back on JOJO with all his strength.

"What..." JOJO's head was blown by the quilt, suffocating, he could only struggle to get out, and asked sleepily, "What are you doing, Xiao Linzi?"

"JOJO," Lin Xi said awkwardly, twisting her face with a gratified expression, "Congratulations on growing up. Cough, today I will teach you an important lesson for men - washing underwear, and... let's share the bed sleep."

As soon as he heard the word "separate bed", JOJO immediately woke up.He sat up, with an unhappy face, and asked with a little panic in his eyes: "Why did you have to separate the beds, what did I do wrong? I don't agree!"

"You didn't do anything wrong, it's just...it's just that you've grown up, um..." Lin Xi was very embarrassed, pointing to the boy's lower body.

The boy blinked his golden cat eyes, pulled the quilt away carelessly, looked at the upright little JOJO with a serious face, and reached out to hold it: "Just because of this thing? Tsk, if that's the case, what's the use of it!" He said, his hand vigorously As soon as I broke it, I was rolling all over the bed in pain: "QAQ! It hurts so bad!"

"You! Hey, are you okay!" Lin Xi was surprised at first, then amused.I knew in my heart that it was too unkind to laugh out loud, so I could only comfort him with a smothered smile: "You are so messed up, you are the lifeblood, you idiot! You actually... poof!"

"TAT!" JOJO covered his lower body with both hands, tears welled up in his eyelashes, "Xiao Linzi, it hurts...hell!"

"Call your sister!" Lin Xi almost snorted nosebleeds, "Can you blow in that kind of place!?"

"Woo..." JOJO rubbed back and forth on the bed aggrievedly, and finally put him on Lin Xi's lap, "Touch QAQ!"

"Okay, cry!" Lin Xi scolded him seemingly unbearably, but still ran his hair with a smile on the corner of her mouth, "It hurts so bad? You are so stupid...you didn't even realize that Is it something on your body? Really... I'll take you to the hospital to have a look."

Just as she was talking, she heard Bi Peach Blossom Demon's weak inquiry from the window behind her: "I... am I bothering you? Don't throw me with the alarm clock!"

"No, no, no!" Lin Xi subconsciously pushed JOJO away!With so much strength, he pushed the golden-eyed boy to the ground, "We didn't do anything to be disturbed, ahaha... You're here, come in, I've thought of a good idea!"

"Xiao Linzi... you, murdered your husband QAQ!"

"Get out! Don't talk like the stupid costume dramas on TV!"

Sending the flower demon full of envy and jealousy to the study room, Lin Xi dragged JoJo to the bathroom and taught him to wash his underwear, then went to the study room to find an article on "Secondary Sexual Characteristics Development in Adolescence" for him to read, and ran away I went to the kitchen to get two cans of beer, and went back to the room to share my thoughts: "Today I opened my eyes and thought of it, if I want Zhao Zixuan to see monsters, we have to use this!"

"This?" Bi Peach Flower Demon tilted her head, "...Could it be that he got drunk and made him have sex with JOJO after drinking!?"

"You sister!" Lin Xi rolled her eyes, "I said Xiaohua, why do you like Zhao Zixuan and JOJO so much?"

"Because JOJO is the idiot's favorite model... In the past, the objects he messed with were such foreign or mixed-race beautiful boys." The flower demon didn't resist her new title at all, and hummed unconfidently.

"Okay, cheer up, have confidence, you're not bad!" Lin Xi couldn't bear it, and reached out to touch his head, but secretly thought: Zhao Zixuan must not be allowed to approach JOJO!No, otherwise, JOJO will learn to be bad.

The man nodded to himself and brought his thoughts back to the topic.He picked up a can of beer and said: "The reason why JOJO proposed to kiss Zhao Zixuan yesterday is because his ability is related to lip lines and saliva. If you want a person to see monsters, you must let his lips touch JOJO's lip lines at the same time." And saliva - that is, through direct or indirect kissing. Of course, there may be other ways, but we have not discovered it."

"Direct kissing is of course not possible. As for indirect kissing... In order to ensure that he will definitely touch JOJO's lip lines, we have to use the magic weapon of soda cans!"

"Because the can only has one mouth?" JOJO came over after reading the webpage at this time, "As long as he uses the can I kissed, he will be able to see the monster?"

Lin Xi was about to nod, but saw the Peach Blossom Demon shaking her head: "This method won't work! You don't know, that idiot is a very particular young master, not to mention that he rarely drinks cans of beer, and even wipes the mouth of the cans with a paper towel before using them."

"Uh," Lin Xi scratched his head, "Is that so? I didn't think carefully. It seems that the cans can't be used anymore. I have to think of other ways."

"It's not necessarily unusable." Seeing that Lin Xi fell into deep thought again, JOJO also thought about it, and after a while he said, "Zhao Zixuan won't touch cans when he's awake, but it doesn't mean he won't touch them when he's asleep." " He turned to Bi Peach Fairy: "Don't you often kiss him while he's asleep? Tonight, you're carrying a can, so if you let him touch it while he's asleep, it'll be over?"

"Well, this seems to be okay." Lin Xi and Bi Peach Blossom Demon both nodded after hearing this.

The former raised his face and imagined the possible scene: in the middle of the night, in a quiet small mansion, a can of beer flying in the air suddenly approached Zhao Zixuan's lips!

He shivered, and patted Bi Peach Flower Demon's shoulder seriously: "Xiao Hua, you must wait for Zhao Zixuan to fall asleep before going, otherwise...you will die."

"?"

After discussing the specific plan, the time is already 1 o'clock in the afternoon.

Lin Xi and JOJO had dinner, one retreated into the study to write a new novel, and the other held the new book that Lin Xi found for him - "Primary and Middle School Students' Code of Conduct and Social Morality" - and studied it seriously.The Peach Flower Demon followed behind the two of them, playing quietly with the bookworm Lin Xi (bookworms can run with their masters, most bookworms followed Lu Yaoyoufang to Lin Xi's house), and the whole The atmosphere in the study is peaceful and beautiful, and there is always a faint fragrance of peach blossoms.

The clock was ticking, and soon it was night.

Ever since it got dark, the Peach Flower Demon has lost her composure.He rushed into the cloakroom on the third floor and practiced introducing himself in front of the mirror: "Hi~ I'm the Peach Flower Demon~ No, I'm too whiny and disgusting."

"Hey, idiot! This uncle is Bitao in your yard! Well, will it scare him?"

"Hi, I'm Xiao Hua——no! What a small flower!"

Lin Xi and JOJO each held a piece of bread, and stood by the door, gnawing on it and watching: "The mirror can't reflect his appearance, why did he make gestures to the mirror?" JOJO blinked curiously.

Lin Xi swallowed a mouthful of meat floss and educated him: "Stupid! The important thing is the atmosphere!"

"Go away, you wicked couple!"

"Go away, who are you saying is husband and wife! We are good friends, good friends!"

……

Finally, it was 11 o'clock in the middle of the night.

The peach blossom demon stood at the window of the master bedroom, Lin Xi and JOJO stood beside the bed in the master bedroom, both of them had serious expressions.

"He must be asleep at this point, so... I'm going." The flower demon clenched her fists to cheer herself up, picked up the beer can that JOJO just kissed, and floated towards the window.

"Come on!" The man and the golden-eyed boy waved to him behind him, watching him float into the third floor with open windows next door.

Lin Xi watched the pink figure disappear into the darkness, and suddenly felt very complicated.He seemed to be asking about JOJO, but also muttered to himself: "You said... Is it really good for us to help Xiaohua like this?"

"Of course." JOJO smiled innocently, "Look at how happy he is~ If Zhao Zixuan can see him, they can be together."

"Then what if Zhao Zixuan sees him, but still doesn't like him?" Lin Xi asked, "When Zhao Zixuan can't see him, he is just unrequited love, although it is bitter but sweet; when Zhao Zixuan sees him...he has It may be lovelorn, when the time comes, won't there be only bitterness left?"

"Well, is that so?" JOJO couldn't turn around, scratching his head in distress, "Tell each other if you like it, stay together if you like each other... Isn't that what love is all about?"

"Love is not so simple." Lin Xi smiled at him, "In this world, there are many loves that you like but can't express, and there are many people who don't like each other but stay together..." Seeing the confusion on the young man's face, he felt an inexplicable softness in his heart When he came down, he reached out and messed up the other person's hair, "Forget it, you don't understand this now. When you fall in love with someone one day, you will understand everything."

"Well," JOJO listened, snorted a little unconvinced, and hugged Lin Xi tightly: "It doesn't matter what love is like! Anyway, I like Xiao Linzi, Xiao Linzi the most!"

"This kind of love between friends. Or the son's Electra complex..."

"Whispering! If you like it, you just like it, why are you so particular about it!"

Just as the two of them were talking, a pink shadow flew out from the opposite window!They unconsciously took two steps back to let the window open, and saw the Peach Flower Demon rushing into the room like a bomb, hitting the bed heavily, the beer in his right hand rolled on the ground, and a piece of paper was tightly clutched in his left.

"What's wrong with you, little flower?" Lin Xi was shocked, and immediately ran to his side, seeing the flower demon's face was ugly and her eyes were dull, "What happened?"

But JOJO's attention was all on the piece of paper. He stretched out his hand, broke off the stiff fingers of the flower demon, and pulled it out. After only one glance, he frowned in surprise, and handed it to Lin Xi. .

Lin Xi took a closer look and found that it was a five-inch photo.In the photo, Zhao Zixuan, who looks very young, is standing very close to a seventeen or eighteen-year-old boy among the peach trees—the boy has beautiful peach blossom eyes and a natural smiling lip, and is wearing a soiled dress that cannot be soiled anymore .Someone drew a heart with a red pen to surround the two, and wrote in delicate handwriting: "Zixuan and Ah Jun!"

Xiaojun...?

Lin Xi opened his mouth in surprise. He took the photo from JOJO, and compared him with the face of the Peach Blossom Demon tremblingly. He asked in a hoarse voice, "What's going on here? Why are you talking to this aunt? Jun looks... exactly the same!?"