my cp turned out to be
Chapter 2 Talisman Paper
The taxi drove into the high-end residential area where Lu Yao's house was located, and stopped at the door of Lu Yao's house. The silent Lin Xi and the smiling old Taoist got out of the car one after another.
The former took out the key and opened the door, only to see a mass of brown meat rushing towards the door!So he skillfully reached out to catch it and hugged it in his arms: "I'm sorry, I'm late."
In Lin Xi's arms is a cute Norwegian forest cat, which is Lu Yao and You Fang's pet JOJO. JOJO has a snow-white belly, small paws, and big golden eyes.At this moment, it was staring at Lin Xi angrily, staring at Lin Xi with condemnation, and stretched out its claws, patting the man's cheek with the pad: "Meow!" If an apology is useful, why do we need the police? !
"Yes, yes, master cat, it's all my fault." Lin Xi scratched the cat's chin, put it on the ground, stepped forward to let the old Taoist behind him in, and found him a pair of slippers for guests : "Go in after changing your shoes."
The old Taoist stroked his beard and smiled at Lin Xi, lowering his head to change his shoes.
"Meow?" JOJO tilted his head and observed the old Taoist priest for a while, then leaned over to rub against Lin Xi's feet: Xiao Linzi, who is this white-bearded two-legged beast?Don't bring strange people back when the owner is not at home, meow!
"This is, uh..." Lin Xi changed her shoes, hugged JOJO again, and wanted to introduce the cat to the cat, but found that she didn't know what to call him.
"The Dao name is Chen Yuan." The old Taoist smiled, "Poverty Dao is the Taoist Master Chen Yuan of Yuelao Temple in Baiyun Nunnery by the West Lake in Hangzhou."
"Meow." JOJO shook his ears: It seems that he is not a bad person... What are you doing here?
Daoist Chen Yuan looked at Lin Xi, and Lin Xi translated: "Well... probably asking why you followed me?"
"Oh hehe," the Taoist priest smiled kindly, "I am very close to my little friend, and I have done some research on marriage, so I want to help my little friend."
"Then how do you know my name and the address here?" Lin Xi frowned and asked, and felt a little silly after asking: This old man doesn't seem to be an ordinary magic stick... No matter whether such a character appears in novels, movies or comics , it must be hidden.Asking this question for himself is like asking for nothing, and he will definitely say: "The secret of heaven must not be revealed."
Sure enough, the old Taoist stroked his beard and said with a deep expression: "The secret of heaven must not be revealed~"
Lin Xi nodded, and added the suffix "expert" to Daoist Chen Yuan in the list in his heart!
He changed his expression in an instant, and stared at the other party with blinking eyes: "Then what does the Taoist priest teach me about my marriage?" Could it be that I am the talented protagonist in an online novel, destined to hug left and right, this old man You want to give me seven times in one night, and countless lost exercises of imperial daughters! ?Or my chance has come and I will travel to another world to be the emperor, with three thousand beauties in the harem! ?Or, you want to give me a cultivation space or something so that I can double cultivate with gods and monsters? !His brain hole was too big, and there was a smirk on his mouth...
"Meow!" JOJO was so disgusted by his smile that his hair stood on end, and he jumped out of his arms in disgust, and stepped on his feet: Xiao Linzi is so stupid!
"There are some teachings." The old Taoist also blinked, with a mysterious expression on his face, "But... I lost my bag after arriving in the capital, and I have been hungry all day. I wonder if I can use some food?"
"Okay, okay." Lin Xi nodded repeatedly, and asked the old man to sit in the living room.First pick up JOJO and go to the balcony to get food for him, and then go to the kitchen to make instant noodles for Lao Dao.
The noodles were cooked quickly, and the old Taoist Hululu ate happily without saying a word.Lin Xi didn't care too much, she thought this was an "outsider expert fan", serving tea and pouring water thoughtfully, and JOJO covered her face like a dog leg: "Meow!" It's so embarrassing that I can't bear to look straight at it, Xiao Linzi!
After 10 minutes, the old Taoist is always full.He took the paper towel handed by Lin Xi and wiped his mouth, then carefully looked at Lin Xi's face, played with his chopsticks and said, "You..."
"Yeah, me!" Lin Xi looked expectant.
"It is the fate of a lonely star who is destined to have no wife and no children. In terms of marriage, there is no such thing."
"Huh?" Lin Xi panicked at first, then calmed down: first suppress and then raise!This is definitely a suppression first and then a rise!He continued to look forward to it: "Then what? You can definitely change my fate, right?"
"It's not a matter of changing your fate, but it's good to ask for a unique marriage for you~" the old Taoist shook his head and said, then fumbled in his cuff and took out a small note.
He mixed some noodle soup with his chopsticks, drew a ghostly talisman on it for a while, and then slapped it on Lin Xi's chest: "Well, sincerity is true!"
Lin Xi picked it up with a respectful face, continued to look at the old man, and waited for the other party to come up with some panacea, jade cheats, etc... Unexpectedly, the other party stood up and patted his stomach: "Okay, let's say goodbye!"
"Huh? Is this the end? Just such a paper talisman can change my marriage?" Lin Xi was shocked, and looked down at the note in his hand, only to find that there was a word on the back of the note. He turned the paper over, and then There are handwritings on the room that he is very familiar with, including the address of Lu Yao's home, the address of the KINGDOM bar, the names and phone numbers of Lin Xi and Cheng Si...
The man's face darkened instantly.He squeezed out a few words between his teeth: "This, is, what, what?"
"Ah," the old Taoist touched his sleeve immediately when he saw this, his face full of annoyance, "Oh no, I took the wrong paper... I actually used the note left by you Fang!"
"Hey! Don't pretend to be stupid!" Lin Xi went crazy, "What's going on! Why did You Fang leave a note for you!? How did you know me?"
His voice was so loud that it startled JOJO who was sitting in another chair.The cat ran over and jumped onto his knees, paws on his shirt and kissed his chin: "Meow?" Xiao Linzi, are you swollen?Seeing the man staring at the old Taoist, he immediately arched his back, squinted his eyes and made a threatening "grunt" sound to the old Taoist: Hey, white bearded two-legged beast, why did you make Xiao Linzi angry? !Catch you!
"Don't get angry, anger will hurt your body." Facing the condemnation and anger of one person and one cat, Daoist Chen Yuan remained calm and composed.He slowly explained what happened: it turned out that the Taoist priest had a lot of connections with Lu Yao and You Fang.
Lu Yao and You Fang had broken up due to various reasons. In the late spring of 2012, You Fang lost his promise ring with Lu Yao at the Yuelao Temple next to the West Lake. Coincidentally, this ring was picked up by Lu Yao on the same day. Arrived... On that day, they all communicated with Daoist Chen Yuan.When the two of them got back together and talked about this matter, they both felt that the old way of Yuelao Temple was hidden.
A month ago, You Fang went to Hangzhou to hold a signing event, revisited the old place with Lu Yao, and met Daoist Chen Yuan again.Hearing that Taoist thought of Beijing Yunyou, he left him his address in Beijing and the contact information of his friends...
"Then why didn't you make it clear at the beginning!" After listening to Lin Xi, she almost turned the table, thinking of her dog-legged performance just now, she wanted to hit the wall.
"Well." The old man looked innocent, "Because saying this line will make me appear more inscrutable..."
"That's enough." Lin Xi waved her hand weakly after her illusion of traveling through another world to open a harem was shattered.He gradually calmed down, and laughed self-deprecatingly: What... I made up my own mind and blamed others... It really is because I drank too much and lost my mind.
He stood up from the dining table with the cat in his arms, walked to the door, took out the wallet from his pocket, found 500 yuan and handed it to the old Taoist: "Although I feel like I was tricked by you, but...here, take the money. You are here today." Stay here for one night, and take a long-distance bus back tomorrow."
"Oh~" The old Taoist took the money and looked at it, raised his eyebrows, looked at Lin Xi again, squinted his eyes and smiled, "He is full of philistines but sincere in heart... Not bad, not bad." He picked it up and was picked up by Lin Xi The talisman paper thrown on the table patted his chest again, repeating the words just now: "Sincerity leads to spirit."
"Okay, okay, don't play tricks. Shall I show you the guest room?" Lin Xi nodded copiously, and put the talisman into his pocket.
The old man didn't care, just said he didn't bother him much, put on his shoes and said goodbye to him, and before leaving, he winked at JOJO who was following Lin Xi—"Meow?" Beasts have many secrets.
After sending the old man away, Lin Xi hurriedly cleaned up the kitchen, then returned to the master bedroom on the third floor, took off her clothes and went to the bathroom to take a shower.
JOJO watched the man close the bathroom door, and went to play with Lin Xi's clothes in a bit of boredom, and pulled out the talisman paper of Chen Yuandao from his pocket—"Meow!" The soup of seafood-flavored instant noodles won the favor of Mr. Cat love! ——It bit the piece of paper and jumped onto the bed, held it in its arms, and played with it.
Lin Xi quickly took a shower, walked out of the bathroom in his pajamas, and lay down on the bed. JOJO immediately dropped the talisman, lay down next to the man's face, kissed Lin Xi's cheek, and closed his eyes - it was used to being very clingy by Lu Yao and You Fang, and it could only sleep when it was next to humans .
Lin Xi laughed straight after being kissed by JOJO. Seeing that JOJO was about to go to sleep, she hugged him into her arms: "It's not bad to have a cat without a girl." His eyes accidentally glanced at him being thrown not far away He couldn't help but sigh softly: "Sincerity leads to spirituality? If sincerity is useful, there will be no bachelors in the world..."
"Oh meow!" JOJO was impatient with his quarrel, stretched out his little paw to press his mouth.
Lin Xi pecked at the little meaty claw, relaxed his body and closed his eyes, sleepiness hit him in an instant... He thought in a daze, "I really want to have a partner..."
It was late at night, and everyone on the bed and the cat fell asleep. No one noticed that the talisman paper beside the pillow was emitting a faint golden light.
The author has something to say:
The old Taoist is very cute =. =
The former took out the key and opened the door, only to see a mass of brown meat rushing towards the door!So he skillfully reached out to catch it and hugged it in his arms: "I'm sorry, I'm late."
In Lin Xi's arms is a cute Norwegian forest cat, which is Lu Yao and You Fang's pet JOJO. JOJO has a snow-white belly, small paws, and big golden eyes.At this moment, it was staring at Lin Xi angrily, staring at Lin Xi with condemnation, and stretched out its claws, patting the man's cheek with the pad: "Meow!" If an apology is useful, why do we need the police? !
"Yes, yes, master cat, it's all my fault." Lin Xi scratched the cat's chin, put it on the ground, stepped forward to let the old Taoist behind him in, and found him a pair of slippers for guests : "Go in after changing your shoes."
The old Taoist stroked his beard and smiled at Lin Xi, lowering his head to change his shoes.
"Meow?" JOJO tilted his head and observed the old Taoist priest for a while, then leaned over to rub against Lin Xi's feet: Xiao Linzi, who is this white-bearded two-legged beast?Don't bring strange people back when the owner is not at home, meow!
"This is, uh..." Lin Xi changed her shoes, hugged JOJO again, and wanted to introduce the cat to the cat, but found that she didn't know what to call him.
"The Dao name is Chen Yuan." The old Taoist smiled, "Poverty Dao is the Taoist Master Chen Yuan of Yuelao Temple in Baiyun Nunnery by the West Lake in Hangzhou."
"Meow." JOJO shook his ears: It seems that he is not a bad person... What are you doing here?
Daoist Chen Yuan looked at Lin Xi, and Lin Xi translated: "Well... probably asking why you followed me?"
"Oh hehe," the Taoist priest smiled kindly, "I am very close to my little friend, and I have done some research on marriage, so I want to help my little friend."
"Then how do you know my name and the address here?" Lin Xi frowned and asked, and felt a little silly after asking: This old man doesn't seem to be an ordinary magic stick... No matter whether such a character appears in novels, movies or comics , it must be hidden.Asking this question for himself is like asking for nothing, and he will definitely say: "The secret of heaven must not be revealed."
Sure enough, the old Taoist stroked his beard and said with a deep expression: "The secret of heaven must not be revealed~"
Lin Xi nodded, and added the suffix "expert" to Daoist Chen Yuan in the list in his heart!
He changed his expression in an instant, and stared at the other party with blinking eyes: "Then what does the Taoist priest teach me about my marriage?" Could it be that I am the talented protagonist in an online novel, destined to hug left and right, this old man You want to give me seven times in one night, and countless lost exercises of imperial daughters! ?Or my chance has come and I will travel to another world to be the emperor, with three thousand beauties in the harem! ?Or, you want to give me a cultivation space or something so that I can double cultivate with gods and monsters? !His brain hole was too big, and there was a smirk on his mouth...
"Meow!" JOJO was so disgusted by his smile that his hair stood on end, and he jumped out of his arms in disgust, and stepped on his feet: Xiao Linzi is so stupid!
"There are some teachings." The old Taoist also blinked, with a mysterious expression on his face, "But... I lost my bag after arriving in the capital, and I have been hungry all day. I wonder if I can use some food?"
"Okay, okay." Lin Xi nodded repeatedly, and asked the old man to sit in the living room.First pick up JOJO and go to the balcony to get food for him, and then go to the kitchen to make instant noodles for Lao Dao.
The noodles were cooked quickly, and the old Taoist Hululu ate happily without saying a word.Lin Xi didn't care too much, she thought this was an "outsider expert fan", serving tea and pouring water thoughtfully, and JOJO covered her face like a dog leg: "Meow!" It's so embarrassing that I can't bear to look straight at it, Xiao Linzi!
After 10 minutes, the old Taoist is always full.He took the paper towel handed by Lin Xi and wiped his mouth, then carefully looked at Lin Xi's face, played with his chopsticks and said, "You..."
"Yeah, me!" Lin Xi looked expectant.
"It is the fate of a lonely star who is destined to have no wife and no children. In terms of marriage, there is no such thing."
"Huh?" Lin Xi panicked at first, then calmed down: first suppress and then raise!This is definitely a suppression first and then a rise!He continued to look forward to it: "Then what? You can definitely change my fate, right?"
"It's not a matter of changing your fate, but it's good to ask for a unique marriage for you~" the old Taoist shook his head and said, then fumbled in his cuff and took out a small note.
He mixed some noodle soup with his chopsticks, drew a ghostly talisman on it for a while, and then slapped it on Lin Xi's chest: "Well, sincerity is true!"
Lin Xi picked it up with a respectful face, continued to look at the old man, and waited for the other party to come up with some panacea, jade cheats, etc... Unexpectedly, the other party stood up and patted his stomach: "Okay, let's say goodbye!"
"Huh? Is this the end? Just such a paper talisman can change my marriage?" Lin Xi was shocked, and looked down at the note in his hand, only to find that there was a word on the back of the note. He turned the paper over, and then There are handwritings on the room that he is very familiar with, including the address of Lu Yao's home, the address of the KINGDOM bar, the names and phone numbers of Lin Xi and Cheng Si...
The man's face darkened instantly.He squeezed out a few words between his teeth: "This, is, what, what?"
"Ah," the old Taoist touched his sleeve immediately when he saw this, his face full of annoyance, "Oh no, I took the wrong paper... I actually used the note left by you Fang!"
"Hey! Don't pretend to be stupid!" Lin Xi went crazy, "What's going on! Why did You Fang leave a note for you!? How did you know me?"
His voice was so loud that it startled JOJO who was sitting in another chair.The cat ran over and jumped onto his knees, paws on his shirt and kissed his chin: "Meow?" Xiao Linzi, are you swollen?Seeing the man staring at the old Taoist, he immediately arched his back, squinted his eyes and made a threatening "grunt" sound to the old Taoist: Hey, white bearded two-legged beast, why did you make Xiao Linzi angry? !Catch you!
"Don't get angry, anger will hurt your body." Facing the condemnation and anger of one person and one cat, Daoist Chen Yuan remained calm and composed.He slowly explained what happened: it turned out that the Taoist priest had a lot of connections with Lu Yao and You Fang.
Lu Yao and You Fang had broken up due to various reasons. In the late spring of 2012, You Fang lost his promise ring with Lu Yao at the Yuelao Temple next to the West Lake. Coincidentally, this ring was picked up by Lu Yao on the same day. Arrived... On that day, they all communicated with Daoist Chen Yuan.When the two of them got back together and talked about this matter, they both felt that the old way of Yuelao Temple was hidden.
A month ago, You Fang went to Hangzhou to hold a signing event, revisited the old place with Lu Yao, and met Daoist Chen Yuan again.Hearing that Taoist thought of Beijing Yunyou, he left him his address in Beijing and the contact information of his friends...
"Then why didn't you make it clear at the beginning!" After listening to Lin Xi, she almost turned the table, thinking of her dog-legged performance just now, she wanted to hit the wall.
"Well." The old man looked innocent, "Because saying this line will make me appear more inscrutable..."
"That's enough." Lin Xi waved her hand weakly after her illusion of traveling through another world to open a harem was shattered.He gradually calmed down, and laughed self-deprecatingly: What... I made up my own mind and blamed others... It really is because I drank too much and lost my mind.
He stood up from the dining table with the cat in his arms, walked to the door, took out the wallet from his pocket, found 500 yuan and handed it to the old Taoist: "Although I feel like I was tricked by you, but...here, take the money. You are here today." Stay here for one night, and take a long-distance bus back tomorrow."
"Oh~" The old Taoist took the money and looked at it, raised his eyebrows, looked at Lin Xi again, squinted his eyes and smiled, "He is full of philistines but sincere in heart... Not bad, not bad." He picked it up and was picked up by Lin Xi The talisman paper thrown on the table patted his chest again, repeating the words just now: "Sincerity leads to spirit."
"Okay, okay, don't play tricks. Shall I show you the guest room?" Lin Xi nodded copiously, and put the talisman into his pocket.
The old man didn't care, just said he didn't bother him much, put on his shoes and said goodbye to him, and before leaving, he winked at JOJO who was following Lin Xi—"Meow?" Beasts have many secrets.
After sending the old man away, Lin Xi hurriedly cleaned up the kitchen, then returned to the master bedroom on the third floor, took off her clothes and went to the bathroom to take a shower.
JOJO watched the man close the bathroom door, and went to play with Lin Xi's clothes in a bit of boredom, and pulled out the talisman paper of Chen Yuandao from his pocket—"Meow!" The soup of seafood-flavored instant noodles won the favor of Mr. Cat love! ——It bit the piece of paper and jumped onto the bed, held it in its arms, and played with it.
Lin Xi quickly took a shower, walked out of the bathroom in his pajamas, and lay down on the bed. JOJO immediately dropped the talisman, lay down next to the man's face, kissed Lin Xi's cheek, and closed his eyes - it was used to being very clingy by Lu Yao and You Fang, and it could only sleep when it was next to humans .
Lin Xi laughed straight after being kissed by JOJO. Seeing that JOJO was about to go to sleep, she hugged him into her arms: "It's not bad to have a cat without a girl." His eyes accidentally glanced at him being thrown not far away He couldn't help but sigh softly: "Sincerity leads to spirituality? If sincerity is useful, there will be no bachelors in the world..."
"Oh meow!" JOJO was impatient with his quarrel, stretched out his little paw to press his mouth.
Lin Xi pecked at the little meaty claw, relaxed his body and closed his eyes, sleepiness hit him in an instant... He thought in a daze, "I really want to have a partner..."
It was late at night, and everyone on the bed and the cat fell asleep. No one noticed that the talisman paper beside the pillow was emitting a faint golden light.
The author has something to say:
The old Taoist is very cute =. =
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