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Chapter 17 Peach Blossom Demon: A Visitor at Late Night
Because they were going to move out the next day, JOJO and Lin Xi thought that they would not have any intersection with the Peach Flower Demon. Unexpectedly, that night, "Intersection" came to the door on their own initiative.
At around 11 o'clock in the evening, Lin Xi and JOJO took a bath one after another.It is worth mentioning that the two people now take a bath in two stages: in the first stage, Lin Xi helps JOJO take a bath; in the second stage, Lin Xi takes a bath by herself. JOJO also mentioned "I'll help Kobayashi wash", but the latter refused with a nosebleed.
In this regard, You Fang's comment is: "Even if you don't let him wash for you, you can't cover up the fact that you bathed together... Lin Zi, don't lie to yourself."
And Lu Yao's evaluation was even more to the point, he put his arms around his lover and said with a smile: "Oh my dear, don't expose the little love between the two of them. You know, Lin Zi's situation is the legendary Mensao. "
"Bored you sister! Shut up, you two bastards! Don't be blind to the pure friendship between men just because you're gay! If you're a man, wipe each other's backs!"
"..."
Lin Xi wiped her hair and left the bathroom, returning to the room with a double bed where he and JOJO lived.As soon as he opened the door, he saw JOJO lying on the bed, writhing like an earthworm: "...What are you doing?"
"Hmm..." JOJO propped up his upper body with his arms, and continued to rub his lower body on the bed, his forehead was resting on the pillow, and he frowned sideways, "Xiao Linzi, it's uncomfortable."
"Where is it uncomfortable?" Lin Xi was shocked, and immediately walked to the bed, reaching out to touch JOJO's forehead. JOJO has been very healthy since he became a human. The only time he felt uncomfortable was Mohua, "No fever?"
"I can't tell where it hurts..." JOJO reached out and grabbed Lin Xi's hand on his forehead and rubbed it vigorously, "I feel uncomfortable all over, it feels so hot..."
"Is it hot? Is the floor heating too dry?" Lin Xi stood up and went to the bed to open the window, shivering from the cold wind, and heard a scream from the direction of the master bedroom: "Ouch!"
The two people in the guest room looked at each other, immediately ran to the master bedroom, and pushed open the door: "What happened?"
But I saw a dark red figure squatting pitifully on the floor in front of the bed, holding his head in his hands, and moaning in a crying voice: "It hurts...it hurts to death!" The stone alarm clock was the one that was originally placed on the bedside table.
Looking at the bed again, Lu Yao was naked, wrapping clothes on You Fang in a hurry, and when he heard the door knocking, he turned around and roared angrily at the two who had just appeared: "Close your eyes and get out! Who allowed you to come in!? "
"I'm sorry!" Lin Xi and JOJO immediately closed their eyes, took two steps back, and fumbled to close the door.
"Wait! Take this pile of red trash with you!"
"Yes!" The two immediately returned to the room, dragged the Peach Blossom Demon and fled.
They brought the Peach Fairy to the study, and woke up many little bookworms—after JOJO didn't need to sing before going to bed, every night, the bookworms would go back to the books in the study to rest.Although monsters don’t need to rest, but sleeping is always a good mood—they emerged from the book sleepily, and they were surprised to see the Peach Flower Demon: “Hey, it’s the monster next door! ""monster!"
Lin Xi pushed the flower demon into a chair for him to sit on, while she sat in another chair, with emotion all over her face: "Tsk tsk, I've never seen Lu Yao lose his temper so much."
"Yeah," JOJO sat sideways on the handle of Lin Xi's chair, still in shock, "Dad has such a temper..." He turned his head and asked the flower demon who was holding his head, "What did you do to provoke him?" so angry?"
"QAQ, I didn't do anything!" The flower demon touched the bag on her head with a full face of grievance, and lowered her head to ask the little bookworms who brought the medicine box to help him spray Yunnan Baiyao, muttering: "I just want to find you I just went to the wrong room! I didn’t know that the two of you were not sleeping in the biggest bedroom! I saw the two of them there... I thought it was you, so I went up to say hello! Who knew that human being was so fierce! ...Since I became a monster, this is the first time someone hit me with something and called me trash QAQ! Huh..."
"Stop, stop, stop," Lin Xi was crying hard, "what's the point of doing nothing? I think you deserved to be smashed. Do you think everyone has such a good temper like me? The most important thing is!" He His face was a little red, "Who told you that JOJO and I have... that kind of relationship?! Are you overthinking it? You know that those two people are...that! Still going up to say hello? Lu Yao just hit you with an alarm clock It's still light!"
"That?" JOJO missed the point, "Which one is that?"
"That's..." Lin Xi was embarrassed, "That's, uh..."
"Is it sex?" JOJO asked the choice, with a simple face, "It's written in the book, two people stripped naked and rolled on the bed, huh...?"
Lin Xi covered his mouth with her hand, blushing, "Don't tell! What kind of books do you read at home every day!"
JoJo blinked innocently.
Lin Xi immediately turned her head and lost her temper at the bookworms: "Tell me, did you show him messy books and teach him badly!?"
The bookworms spread their hands and shrugged: "It has nothing to do with us! The books JOJO reads are selected by the master/Lu Yao! And he has learned to surf the Internet."
Lu Yao!Lin Xi gritted her teeth: What good book can a guy who can reach a soul resonance with "Absolute Linu" choose for JOJO!And the internet... tsk!He let go of the hand covering JOJO, and said with a serious face: "From tomorrow on, you are not allowed to read the book Lu Yao gave you, and you are not allowed to surf the Internet by yourself! You must ask me first if you want to read something, you know!"
"Oh..." JOJO nodded, hugged Lin Xi's shoulders and smiled, "I listen to Xiao Linzi." Anyway, I have finished reading the books my father gave me =_____, =+ the harmonious scene on their side is so beautiful Smoldering sourly: "I still said it's nothing..." He huddled in the chair and drew circles, "Humans are not good things, huh! So is that idiot, and so are you...sincere, duplicity..."
"Dog boy, boy, you sister! You said we have nothing to do!" Lin Xi was ashamed and embarrassed, and poked the bag on the flower demon's head, "Speak business! You came to see us so late, what's the matter?"
"Can't you come if you have nothing to do? It's your honor to visit me who is so beautiful and elegant, and it's a blessing that ordinary human beings can't even ask for—of course they can't see me," the flower demon continued to murmur, " I condescended to come to see you, but in the end I was smashed and blind... Really, there are exactly two pairs of four men living in a house. Is it possible that the world is already in harmony!? It’s too much It's a little sweeter. Hmph, could it be that you are the protagonists!?"
"They seem to be the protagonists." The little bookworms complained.
Both JOJO and Lin Xi couldn't stand the flower demon's narcissism and chatter, and the latter raised his forehead and said, "I understand, you have no business at all, you just came to ask us to play the magic voice... Brother demon, please Look at the time, it's almost 12 o'clock! I know you monsters don't need to sleep, but we humans must rest, okay?"
"Cut," the Bitao flower demon pouted unhappily, ignored the two humans, and turned to look at the bookworms: "Speaking of which, being a monster is really lonely, and it's hard to meet someone who can see me and want to talk But there is no chance... This is, it is difficult to be a demon, it is difficult to be a demon who can talk, and it is even more difficult to be a demon who can talk and speak well!"
"Yes, yes." The innocent little bookworms looked up at him and nodded repeatedly.
Lin Xi and JOJO Heixian looked at each other, stood up tacitly, and walked out as if they didn't hear anything.As a result, the flower demon immediately floated up, and followed not too far away: "But it's true, human beings have always been hypocritical, sinister, and wolf-hearted, alas, this cruel world... Is it really me who is naive and ignorant to want to be friends with human beings?" Tsk tsk, what a lie of human beings, you say you don’t have time to chat with your waist, but you have time to hook your shoulders, flirt, flirt and flirt..."
"Yes, yes." The little bookworms lined up behind the flower demon and applauded in sympathy.
"..." The two men hurried back to the room, crawled into bed, and just wanted to relax when they saw the flower demon floating in through the door: "Look, look, they said nothing, but turned their heads and lay down on the bed." A bed, this is a human being - you can't believe a word..." The voice stopped abruptly.
JOJO put the electronic alarm clock in his hand back on the bedside table, squinting his eyes like a cat staring at its prey: "Enough! Don't you just want to talk to someone who can see monsters? Why? You have been pestering us all the time, can't you find someone else? I warn you, disappear from my eyes immediately, or I will plant a bag on your head again!"
The Peach Blossom Demon pursed her lips and stomped her feet angrily out of thin air: "Look for someone else!" He turned into a gust of wind and swept the little bookworms away.
Lin Xi and JOJO listened nervously for a while, making sure that the surroundings were quiet, and then they breathed a sigh of relief, looked at the expressions on each other's faces, and couldn't help but smile at each other.
"Well done." Lin Xi reached out and patted JOJO's head, "Are you still feeling uncomfortable?"
"It's not uncomfortable anymore." JOJO approached him and hugged him in his arms, "The noisy guy is finally gone, go to sleep."
"Well," Lin Xi closed her eyes, "I don't know who will be so unlucky to be entangled with him next..."
The answer was revealed after 3 minutes.
Lin Xi and JOJO were woken up by the sudden sound of the door opening and the bright lights: "!?" They bounced up, and saw Lu Yao standing there with a dark face, dragging a bright red thing in his hand, and was saying " "Bee" sobbing.Behind him stood You Fang in a nightgown with an expressionless face.There were many trembling little bookworms at their feet, dancing and gesturing towards Lin Xi and the two of them... An ominous premonition immediately surged in their hearts.
"I haven't slept yet." You Fang walked slowly to Lu Yao's side, twitching the corners of his mouth with a fake smile.
——Which eye do you see that we are not asleep yet! ?The two people on the bed shouted in their hearts, but they didn't have the courage to speak out, so they could only nod.
"That's great. This guy," he lifted his foot and kicked the red thing in Lu Yao's hand—"Aw!" …so I figured it out a little bit.”
"It is said that you provoked him? Besides, you suggested that he talk to us?"
"No no no no! He posted it himself!" "This is a misunderstanding! We didn't make such a suggestion!" Lin Xi and JOJO broke out in cold sweat and shook their heads like rattles.
"Oh?" You Fang raised his eyebrows and looked at the flower demon.
The flower demon immediately testified loudly: "It's them! Hey! It's them who asked me to find other people who can see monsters!"
"Yeah." You Fang nodded, and looked at the speechless Lin Xi again, "Since it is the trouble you caused, please get rid of him, and if you don't solve it, you are not allowed to move away - I will never tolerate it." Next door lives a perverted monster who likes to snoop on the bed and talks nonsense!"
"Ah?" Lin Xi was dumbfounded. "Wait, what is the solution? How do you ask us to solve it?"
"It's up to you." Lu Yao raised his hand and threw the fluffy flower demon onto the bed, "It's fine to kill him poisonous and dumb, or poke him blind. In short, don't let him appear in our room again."
"..." The two of Lin Xi shivered with the flower demon, "But, the house over there has been tidied up..."
"That's just right." You Fang looked predictable, "In order to ensure the quality of sleep, Lu Yao and I will live there first. Don't worry, I have the key, and I will let Lu Yao clean up your house." After finishing speaking , dragged his lover, and led a group of bookworms to close the door and leave.
The room fell silent.
"Now..." After a long time, the Peach Flower Demon sat cross-legged on the bed, looked at Lin Xi, and then at JOJO, "Let's start chatting... ouch!"
Hit in the head by JOJO with an electronic alarm clock placed on the bedside table.
At around 11 o'clock in the evening, Lin Xi and JOJO took a bath one after another.It is worth mentioning that the two people now take a bath in two stages: in the first stage, Lin Xi helps JOJO take a bath; in the second stage, Lin Xi takes a bath by herself. JOJO also mentioned "I'll help Kobayashi wash", but the latter refused with a nosebleed.
In this regard, You Fang's comment is: "Even if you don't let him wash for you, you can't cover up the fact that you bathed together... Lin Zi, don't lie to yourself."
And Lu Yao's evaluation was even more to the point, he put his arms around his lover and said with a smile: "Oh my dear, don't expose the little love between the two of them. You know, Lin Zi's situation is the legendary Mensao. "
"Bored you sister! Shut up, you two bastards! Don't be blind to the pure friendship between men just because you're gay! If you're a man, wipe each other's backs!"
"..."
Lin Xi wiped her hair and left the bathroom, returning to the room with a double bed where he and JOJO lived.As soon as he opened the door, he saw JOJO lying on the bed, writhing like an earthworm: "...What are you doing?"
"Hmm..." JOJO propped up his upper body with his arms, and continued to rub his lower body on the bed, his forehead was resting on the pillow, and he frowned sideways, "Xiao Linzi, it's uncomfortable."
"Where is it uncomfortable?" Lin Xi was shocked, and immediately walked to the bed, reaching out to touch JOJO's forehead. JOJO has been very healthy since he became a human. The only time he felt uncomfortable was Mohua, "No fever?"
"I can't tell where it hurts..." JOJO reached out and grabbed Lin Xi's hand on his forehead and rubbed it vigorously, "I feel uncomfortable all over, it feels so hot..."
"Is it hot? Is the floor heating too dry?" Lin Xi stood up and went to the bed to open the window, shivering from the cold wind, and heard a scream from the direction of the master bedroom: "Ouch!"
The two people in the guest room looked at each other, immediately ran to the master bedroom, and pushed open the door: "What happened?"
But I saw a dark red figure squatting pitifully on the floor in front of the bed, holding his head in his hands, and moaning in a crying voice: "It hurts...it hurts to death!" The stone alarm clock was the one that was originally placed on the bedside table.
Looking at the bed again, Lu Yao was naked, wrapping clothes on You Fang in a hurry, and when he heard the door knocking, he turned around and roared angrily at the two who had just appeared: "Close your eyes and get out! Who allowed you to come in!? "
"I'm sorry!" Lin Xi and JOJO immediately closed their eyes, took two steps back, and fumbled to close the door.
"Wait! Take this pile of red trash with you!"
"Yes!" The two immediately returned to the room, dragged the Peach Blossom Demon and fled.
They brought the Peach Fairy to the study, and woke up many little bookworms—after JOJO didn't need to sing before going to bed, every night, the bookworms would go back to the books in the study to rest.Although monsters don’t need to rest, but sleeping is always a good mood—they emerged from the book sleepily, and they were surprised to see the Peach Flower Demon: “Hey, it’s the monster next door! ""monster!"
Lin Xi pushed the flower demon into a chair for him to sit on, while she sat in another chair, with emotion all over her face: "Tsk tsk, I've never seen Lu Yao lose his temper so much."
"Yeah," JOJO sat sideways on the handle of Lin Xi's chair, still in shock, "Dad has such a temper..." He turned his head and asked the flower demon who was holding his head, "What did you do to provoke him?" so angry?"
"QAQ, I didn't do anything!" The flower demon touched the bag on her head with a full face of grievance, and lowered her head to ask the little bookworms who brought the medicine box to help him spray Yunnan Baiyao, muttering: "I just want to find you I just went to the wrong room! I didn’t know that the two of you were not sleeping in the biggest bedroom! I saw the two of them there... I thought it was you, so I went up to say hello! Who knew that human being was so fierce! ...Since I became a monster, this is the first time someone hit me with something and called me trash QAQ! Huh..."
"Stop, stop, stop," Lin Xi was crying hard, "what's the point of doing nothing? I think you deserved to be smashed. Do you think everyone has such a good temper like me? The most important thing is!" He His face was a little red, "Who told you that JOJO and I have... that kind of relationship?! Are you overthinking it? You know that those two people are...that! Still going up to say hello? Lu Yao just hit you with an alarm clock It's still light!"
"That?" JOJO missed the point, "Which one is that?"
"That's..." Lin Xi was embarrassed, "That's, uh..."
"Is it sex?" JOJO asked the choice, with a simple face, "It's written in the book, two people stripped naked and rolled on the bed, huh...?"
Lin Xi covered his mouth with her hand, blushing, "Don't tell! What kind of books do you read at home every day!"
JoJo blinked innocently.
Lin Xi immediately turned her head and lost her temper at the bookworms: "Tell me, did you show him messy books and teach him badly!?"
The bookworms spread their hands and shrugged: "It has nothing to do with us! The books JOJO reads are selected by the master/Lu Yao! And he has learned to surf the Internet."
Lu Yao!Lin Xi gritted her teeth: What good book can a guy who can reach a soul resonance with "Absolute Linu" choose for JOJO!And the internet... tsk!He let go of the hand covering JOJO, and said with a serious face: "From tomorrow on, you are not allowed to read the book Lu Yao gave you, and you are not allowed to surf the Internet by yourself! You must ask me first if you want to read something, you know!"
"Oh..." JOJO nodded, hugged Lin Xi's shoulders and smiled, "I listen to Xiao Linzi." Anyway, I have finished reading the books my father gave me =_____, =+ the harmonious scene on their side is so beautiful Smoldering sourly: "I still said it's nothing..." He huddled in the chair and drew circles, "Humans are not good things, huh! So is that idiot, and so are you...sincere, duplicity..."
"Dog boy, boy, you sister! You said we have nothing to do!" Lin Xi was ashamed and embarrassed, and poked the bag on the flower demon's head, "Speak business! You came to see us so late, what's the matter?"
"Can't you come if you have nothing to do? It's your honor to visit me who is so beautiful and elegant, and it's a blessing that ordinary human beings can't even ask for—of course they can't see me," the flower demon continued to murmur, " I condescended to come to see you, but in the end I was smashed and blind... Really, there are exactly two pairs of four men living in a house. Is it possible that the world is already in harmony!? It’s too much It's a little sweeter. Hmph, could it be that you are the protagonists!?"
"They seem to be the protagonists." The little bookworms complained.
Both JOJO and Lin Xi couldn't stand the flower demon's narcissism and chatter, and the latter raised his forehead and said, "I understand, you have no business at all, you just came to ask us to play the magic voice... Brother demon, please Look at the time, it's almost 12 o'clock! I know you monsters don't need to sleep, but we humans must rest, okay?"
"Cut," the Bitao flower demon pouted unhappily, ignored the two humans, and turned to look at the bookworms: "Speaking of which, being a monster is really lonely, and it's hard to meet someone who can see me and want to talk But there is no chance... This is, it is difficult to be a demon, it is difficult to be a demon who can talk, and it is even more difficult to be a demon who can talk and speak well!"
"Yes, yes." The innocent little bookworms looked up at him and nodded repeatedly.
Lin Xi and JOJO Heixian looked at each other, stood up tacitly, and walked out as if they didn't hear anything.As a result, the flower demon immediately floated up, and followed not too far away: "But it's true, human beings have always been hypocritical, sinister, and wolf-hearted, alas, this cruel world... Is it really me who is naive and ignorant to want to be friends with human beings?" Tsk tsk, what a lie of human beings, you say you don’t have time to chat with your waist, but you have time to hook your shoulders, flirt, flirt and flirt..."
"Yes, yes." The little bookworms lined up behind the flower demon and applauded in sympathy.
"..." The two men hurried back to the room, crawled into bed, and just wanted to relax when they saw the flower demon floating in through the door: "Look, look, they said nothing, but turned their heads and lay down on the bed." A bed, this is a human being - you can't believe a word..." The voice stopped abruptly.
JOJO put the electronic alarm clock in his hand back on the bedside table, squinting his eyes like a cat staring at its prey: "Enough! Don't you just want to talk to someone who can see monsters? Why? You have been pestering us all the time, can't you find someone else? I warn you, disappear from my eyes immediately, or I will plant a bag on your head again!"
The Peach Blossom Demon pursed her lips and stomped her feet angrily out of thin air: "Look for someone else!" He turned into a gust of wind and swept the little bookworms away.
Lin Xi and JOJO listened nervously for a while, making sure that the surroundings were quiet, and then they breathed a sigh of relief, looked at the expressions on each other's faces, and couldn't help but smile at each other.
"Well done." Lin Xi reached out and patted JOJO's head, "Are you still feeling uncomfortable?"
"It's not uncomfortable anymore." JOJO approached him and hugged him in his arms, "The noisy guy is finally gone, go to sleep."
"Well," Lin Xi closed her eyes, "I don't know who will be so unlucky to be entangled with him next..."
The answer was revealed after 3 minutes.
Lin Xi and JOJO were woken up by the sudden sound of the door opening and the bright lights: "!?" They bounced up, and saw Lu Yao standing there with a dark face, dragging a bright red thing in his hand, and was saying " "Bee" sobbing.Behind him stood You Fang in a nightgown with an expressionless face.There were many trembling little bookworms at their feet, dancing and gesturing towards Lin Xi and the two of them... An ominous premonition immediately surged in their hearts.
"I haven't slept yet." You Fang walked slowly to Lu Yao's side, twitching the corners of his mouth with a fake smile.
——Which eye do you see that we are not asleep yet! ?The two people on the bed shouted in their hearts, but they didn't have the courage to speak out, so they could only nod.
"That's great. This guy," he lifted his foot and kicked the red thing in Lu Yao's hand—"Aw!" …so I figured it out a little bit.”
"It is said that you provoked him? Besides, you suggested that he talk to us?"
"No no no no! He posted it himself!" "This is a misunderstanding! We didn't make such a suggestion!" Lin Xi and JOJO broke out in cold sweat and shook their heads like rattles.
"Oh?" You Fang raised his eyebrows and looked at the flower demon.
The flower demon immediately testified loudly: "It's them! Hey! It's them who asked me to find other people who can see monsters!"
"Yeah." You Fang nodded, and looked at the speechless Lin Xi again, "Since it is the trouble you caused, please get rid of him, and if you don't solve it, you are not allowed to move away - I will never tolerate it." Next door lives a perverted monster who likes to snoop on the bed and talks nonsense!"
"Ah?" Lin Xi was dumbfounded. "Wait, what is the solution? How do you ask us to solve it?"
"It's up to you." Lu Yao raised his hand and threw the fluffy flower demon onto the bed, "It's fine to kill him poisonous and dumb, or poke him blind. In short, don't let him appear in our room again."
"..." The two of Lin Xi shivered with the flower demon, "But, the house over there has been tidied up..."
"That's just right." You Fang looked predictable, "In order to ensure the quality of sleep, Lu Yao and I will live there first. Don't worry, I have the key, and I will let Lu Yao clean up your house." After finishing speaking , dragged his lover, and led a group of bookworms to close the door and leave.
The room fell silent.
"Now..." After a long time, the Peach Flower Demon sat cross-legged on the bed, looked at Lin Xi, and then at JOJO, "Let's start chatting... ouch!"
Hit in the head by JOJO with an electronic alarm clock placed on the bedside table.
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