Daguanyuan Food Research Bureau

Seven cobblers smoked one Zhuge Liang to death.

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Jia Yingren was still sitting there, his heart had already flown out of the room.

After finally getting through the hall, Sister-in-Law Li made a summary with "Men are strong and women are beautiful", Jia Ying actually nodded vigorously, and when the other party left, she quickly got up and left Wenmei to clean up for her. The pen artifacts ran out.

"What kind of wind is blowing today?" Jia Ying asked with a smile, "Why are there so many people?"

Daiyu, Yingchun and Tanchun are lucky to say, Xichun is a housekeeper, and he is obsessed with scientific research, at least twice out of three times.Xiangyun is even more so, she lives in the house of her uncle and aunt, so naturally there is no reason to always go to Rongguo Mansion, she can only come here on festivals or when Jia Mu asks someone to invite someone to the mansion.

Baochai is busy running for the princess to accompany her to study. Her mother is soft-tempered, and her elder brother is incomprehensible. They have carried many things that they have not yet understood.Sometimes when Jia Ying faces Baochai, she even feels that the other party is much more mature than herself, who has been in modern times for 20 years.

Daiyu said first: "We heard that Sun Houzi was finally pushed down Wuzhishan, so we couldn't help but come and see how she is doing."

Looking at the sun, Jia Ying stood in a shady place and said sullenly, "Now that you guys are seeing each other, I'm really not happy."

After finishing speaking, she saw that the six girls on the opposite side exchanged glances with each other, laughed together, and said in unison: "So we came to have fun."

Jia Ying was taken aback by the sudden words, and felt powerless after realizing it, and said to herself, "I'm happy when I see you are not happy".

"So let's help you find a way," Yingchun said with a smile, "Three cobblers are the best Zhuge Liang, and there are six of us, so there are two Kong Mings."

Xiang Yun clasped his palms together: "Actually, I already had a solution on the way here, but I didn't want to tell her so early, we finally got together, why don't we have a little fun?"

Jia Ying was so tormented by Mrs. Li's mental shock that she had no strength to refute. She seemed boneless, half leaning on Daiyu's body, and lazily said, "Your ideas are all bad ideas, so I won't listen to them."

Daiyu put her index finger against her chin, suddenly smiled and said, "When Yun'er said it, I have an idea."

When Jia Ying heard Daiyu say this, her heart skipped a beat, she knew it was going to be wrong.

Daiyu smiled and said: "Since we want to play, we must have a lottery. In the past, we always fought, and Baoyu's sister and sister called out to play tricks in the middle. Today, six of us play against her. If she wins today, we will fight together." Find a way and tell her how to escape from Wuzhi Mountain."

Daiyu's proposal aroused other people's interest. In the past, she had no luck in playing things, but suddenly there was someone who could ally with Jia Ying for a while, and the girls were all gearing up.

Jia Ying twitched the corners of her mouth, hey, she hasn't bothered them in the past, right? If Yingchun, who was often fooled by her in her childhood, agreed, it would be understandable, why even Daiyu acted like "you're done this time". .

[Strike out] Is this a rebellion? Ah Ying, my backyard is on fire! 【cross out】

Seeing that they were all so interested, Jia Ying thought for a while, and decided to risk her life to accompany the gentleman, so she could only sigh: "Finally, I will do my best to overthrow this Wuzhi Mountain. How can I play it?"

Xiang Yun smiled and said, "Don't worry, it's definitely not hammer balls or marbles."

Hammerball is a bit like golf. Everyone takes a long-handled hammer and hits the ball into the hole. There are many different rules. The marbles are simply an ancient version of snooker.

It's true that she alone can pick the six of them.

Xichun was afraid not to interject indiscriminately: "She can't write well, we might as well be more elegant."

Jia Ying said flatly, "That's because I don't want to. If I really care about it, I'm also very good."

This shell of hers has an excellent memory. It is said that she is familiar with three hundred Tang poems, and she can sing poems even if she can't compose them. She just lacks some emotional cells.

After talking, several people discussed it, and Jia Ying thought of the green plum wine she had tossed, so she suggested to go to her room, and don't go outside on a hot day.Everyone knew that she was proficient in this way, so they readily seconded her proposal.

As the others walked side by side in the corridor, Jia Ying came down, and Qilu, who was waiting, looked at it, and hurriedly put an umbrella on Jia Ying, the light under the red silk umbrella became a warm red, reflecting her The whole person is like walking in the haze, and the white cheeks are as bright as peach petals in spring.

Xiangyun was the closest to her under the eaves of the corridor, but he turned his head to Baochai and said, "Sister Bao, I wrote a joke in my diary a while ago, do you listen to it?"

When Baochai heard this, she glanced at Jia Ying with a half-smile, and said, "Okay."

"It is said that there is a rich family, and there is a girl in the family, who is engaged to be married."

"As a result, on the day of the girl's wedding, her family forgot about the wedding."

Xichun was curious: "Why?"

Xiang Yun laughed and said, "It turns out that this young lady only wears red clothes all day long, and her wedding dress is the same as usual. The family sees it and is used to it."

As soon as Xiangyun said this, knowing who she was talking about, all the ladies and maids on the corridor covered their mouths and laughed.

Jia Ying was also amused in her heart, but she just deliberately stood under the umbrella and sighed repeatedly.

Seeing her expression, Baochai used this to induce other jokes and diverted everyone's attention.

Daiyu was also walking aside and listened to Xiangyun with a smile, seeing that Jia Ying had inexplicably softened her temper today, and she was oppressed by people's jokes, and seeing her tired face, she left the team, raised her skirt, and Go down the porch.

Jia Ying hurriedly took the umbrella from Qilu, and stretched it out to shield her from the sun. When she stood beside her, she didn't hand the umbrella back, and directly opened the umbrella herself, walking side by side with Daiyu.

"What are you doing here? The sun is so big," Jia Ying turned her head and looked at her carefully, "Is it better today? Have you taken any medicine?"

Daiyu laughed and said, "Why are there so many problems? I think it's cold in that corridor."

As she spoke, she also turned her head to the side, saw some black marks on Jia Ying's chin, and pulled her hand holding the umbrella: "You just stop," when Jia Ying stopped, looking at herself for some reason, she moved closer, Gently tiptoeing, he stroked her chin with his hand and took a closer look, "Where did you rub the ink again?"

Jia Ying half-raised her head, and joked, "I'm pressed under Wuzhi Mountain, so I can't sleep lying down, I just rubbed some mud." As she said that, she couldn't help but let out a soft laugh and avoided it, "It's so itchy. "

Daiyu directly pulled her back, she was not strong enough, but Jia Ying obediently came back and put most of the umbrella on her head.Daiyu took the handkerchief and tried to wipe it off for her, but when the ink dried, there was always a layer of dust.

Jia Ying remembered that the other party was obsessive-compulsive disorder, she was silent for a moment, and said hesitantly, "Spit, then wipe it for me?"

Daiyu glared at her, then put away her handkerchief: "Forget it, I have to go back, you can just wash up, I don't care about anything."

Because of such a stop, the two fell down, leaving those laughter behind.

Not far away, Sanchun Xiangchai and five people were talking about something, all smiling happily.

Jia Ying watched from behind, couldn't help laughing and said, "When you first came, Yun'er still liked it and said I wouldn't play with her anymore, but now that I have Sister Bao, I have to cling to her all the time."

The little girl worships the big sister, she has already experienced it in Yuanchun and Yingchun, it seems that a child like Yingchun Xiangyun is especially easy to worship those elder sisters who know how to be older than herself, but it is Daiyu and Xiangyun. The two are similar in age, and they used to fight awkwardly, like little girls who are not convinced by each other.

"I haven't seen anyone you admire in particular." Jia Ying said.

Daiyu laughed and said, "You have someone you admire first, and then ask me."

Jia Ying took it for granted, "I have."

Daiyu was curious: "Who is it?"

Jia Ying smiled: "I asked you first."

But Daiyu suddenly fell silent, and after a while, she said softly: "If you are tired, just go back and rest, why bother to agree to my nonsense proposal."

Jia Ying held the umbrella, and stretched out the other hand to support her hand. They stepped across the threshold together, and comforted her in turn: "Where are you thinking, I'm just too hot to lose energy."

What Jia Ying said was completely true.

With just one sip, the sweet and sour taste of the plum immediately overwhelmed the dryness of early summer, and Jia Ying's mood improved as well, and she smiled brightly.

Lin Daiyu saw that she was holding the plum wine with a happy expression on her face, thinking that she was worried just now, she felt sullen, and reached out her hand under the table to pinch Jia Ying.

"Hiss—Ah, what's the matter?" Jia Ying was stared blankly.

Xiangyun was still thinking about what to play, when he saw the wine, he said, "Why don't you come and enforce the wine order."

Jia Ying propped her head and said without thinking, "I refuse to fight with fists." In fact, fights with fists are punches.

Xiangyun's eyes widened: "How do you know I'm going to talk about a big fight?"

"Apart from the thumb fight, how can you have any new ideas." Tanchun said, "The six-on-one agreed in this way is just a fight between the two of you."

Later, the seven people still decided to reveal the lottery order, with the palms of their hands and the back of their hands, and finally Baochai was the ordering officer.

Baochai casually wrote thirty on the note, without letting them see, took a sip of wine first, and said with a smile: "Six."

Jia Ying was the first one, she smiled and said, "Ten?"

Six plus ten is sixteen, so naturally it is not thirty. Baochai shook her head, and couldn't help but smile and sigh: "Baoyu, you are the first. You are so bold. I really admire you. You are not afraid of being bombed."

Baoyu laughed and said, "Since I'm the first one, I don't hope to guess it right. It's better to push the ones behind you closer."

This time it was Xiangyun's turn, she listened, and also said with determination: "Ten."

Yingchun is the next family, looking at Xiangyun in surprise: "Are you two really here to play? You have already added [-], do you want to explode?"

Sixteen plus ten is 26, which is not far from thirty.Baochai smiled, but still shook her head.

This time, I was more cautious in welcoming the spring, and added a one.

Tanchun was also surprised: "I added 21, but it still hasn't exploded?! It seems that the number in the bowl has moved towards 36, but the requirement is that the number in the bowl should not be greater than [-]."

Jia Ying and Xiang Yun forced this situation to become tense.The bomb is between 28 and 36. If you add less, you can escape, and if you add too much, it will explode.

Tanchun thought about it and added two.

Baochai still shook her head, when the number reached 29, Xichun just needed to add one, and she won.

Xichun was helpless: "Right now, it can only be between thirty and thirty-six, shall I add two?"

Baochai laughed: "It's a pity." As he spoke, he lifted the bowl.

Seeing this, Xichun was filled with regret, and stretched out her hand to shake Tanchun beside her.

The numbers exploded, so Xichun had no choice but to play games with Baochai, and had a drink after losing.

She put down the plum wine and said gloomily, "Sister Baoyu, go sit with Sister Lin, and Sister Yun with you, the two of you have ruined the game."

After Jia Ying listened, she got up and sat between her and Daiyu, and said with a smile, "Then I'll sit here."

After several rounds, everyone counted the cups, and in the end it was Jia Ying who won.

Jia Ying helplessly spread her hands: "God help me, cobblers, help me think of a way?"

Baochai suddenly laughed and said, "It's just that I'm an officer, so I can't be counted among them. If you want to get my way, you have to pass my test, right?"

Jia Ying nodded: "Let's guess punches?"

Baochai shook her head, looked at Jia Ying with a smile and said, "Didn't you say you wanted to be playful earlier? I don't ask too much. You can give me a silent order. Using the western clock as the time limit, the long hand goes to the three vertical lines on the right." .”

Jia Ying blinked, she knew that with Baochai's abilities, she might really know how to help her escape from Mrs. Li's clutches, but the question she asked at the end instantly made her feel like she was fighting a boss battle.

Faced with the question asked by Boss Xue, Jia Ying felt a headache.

The order of silence on the ground was researched by Su Shi. The format is "the last sentence contains a silent object on the ground, the middle sentence needs to be run through with a person's name, and the last sentence is chanted with two lines", but she really didn't know how to say it for a while.

Obviously, Cousin Baochai still put water on her. There is no restriction on flatness, and even Baochai said that there is no restriction on her rhyme, as long as the silent thing is related to the first character and the meaning is smooth.

Now there is half a minute before the second hand reaches "III".

Under the table, Daiyu grabbed her hand and wrote the word "Guang" on her palm.

Jia Ying was stunned for a moment.

Daiyu felt relieved.

Baochai still had a smile on her face, she didn't seem to notice their small movements at all, and said with a smile: "But there is?"

Jia Ying nodded vigorously, and said embarrassedly, "It's just a little vulgar..."

Baochai laughed and said, "No problem, it's pretty good if you can think of it."

When Jia Ying heard this, she felt something was wrong, but she still praised her wit in her heart.

She opened her mouth:

"When the sun fell silently, I looked up and saw Kongming. Kongming asked Xuande: What is a cobbler? Xuande said:"

"Three cobblers, all stink the same."

Daiyu: "..." Sure enough, I think she is my confidant and everything else is an illusion.