The glory of the king Wang Zhaojun and the soul of the uncle

"Villager Zhuge!" Li Bai was so angry that he almost tore up the "Gossip of the King" in his hand.

The poor little newspaper was mercilessly thrown to the corner of the wooden table, making a terrible muffled sound.

In the photo, Zhuge Liang's salty pig's hands are covering Wang Zhaojun's slender shoulders without leaving any gaps.

What made Li Bai angry was that he had to say that Zhuge Liang was indeed a man comparable to him in handsomeness. The appearance of him standing with Wang Zhaojun was unexpectedly very good.

but!

Feng Qiuhuang's skin is even out of Zhuge's village man, but he is still so overwhelmed!Even the official father is on Bai Zhao's side!

Besides, Wang Zhaojun is so pure and lovely, pure and flawless, he will definitely be taken advantage of by Mr. Zhuge!

Thinking of this, Li Bai was stunned, raised his hand and took up his flagon No. [-], No. [-], No. [-] - No. [-] is his own, No. [-] contains industrial alcohol, and No. [-] contains aqua regia.

He is going to find Zhuge Liang for a wine fight!

Bring the aqua regia beep-beep-beep, and then beep-beep beep (friendly harmonious sound).

Peng!

The gate of Qinglianju was heavily slammed shut.

Li Bai walked fast, the elegant skirt was in the blink of an eye, and he had already arrived far away...

He specially chose Feng Qiuhuang's skin today.

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What is that called?

Swearing in sovereignty?

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In fact, Li Bai's guess about Liang Zhao's date was half right.

Tofu is indeed eaten, but whether Wang Zhaojun is pure, lovely, pure and flawless, that is another matter.

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At the end of that date, the gods helped Wang Zhaojun defy gravity, and perfectly protected Wang Zhaojun's goddess image.

The miraculous feeling of snot flowing back made Wang Zhaojun almost cry, so that there was a pitiful look on his delicate face.

This made Zhuge Liang, who hadn't heard Wang Zhaojun's confession, feel more pity. He only thought that Wang Zhaojun was in love with the scene, and his emotions were delicate. Presumably what he was about to blurt out just now was an extremely sad and heavy past, but she must be concerned about her own feelings, so she refrained from speaking.

Wang Zhaojun is really a rare strong woman who makes people feel distressed.

A woman with a story always draws people deeper.

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Wang Zhaojun: Why is it anti-gravity? Can't you just help me get rid of it!

God: …——I simply want to know what it feels like to have a backflow of snot.

Wang Zhaojun: Then try it yourself!

God: No!Disgusting!

Wang Zhaojun (sneering): Then do you know what it feels like now?

God: Yes, I don’t know~

——Wait, what are you going to do!calm!Calm down!

Wang Zhaojun: I manually make your snot flow backwards! !

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In the end, Li Bai failed to drink with Zhuge Liang.

Because he met Wang Zhaojun on the way.

Wang Zhaojun wearing Phoenix Yufei.

God: "Yes. This is the arrangement of fate."

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The meditating beauty under the sycamore tree cast her melodious eyes on him, and her red lips curled up in a seductive arc: "Sword Immortal, where are you going to drink wine?"

Li Bai subconsciously hid the jug No. [-] and No. [-], raised the round gourd No. [-], and signaled: "I don't know if the beauty under the phoenix tree will be rewarded."

As if amused by Li Bai's sweet mouth, Wang Zhaojun smiled brightly: "Thank you!"

——After staying in this broken game for so many days, I finally got a drink!It's not in vain that my uncle squatted here for so long, and finally got Li Bai out, and my uncle's feet are almost gone.

"Zhu—Zhuge Liang! He, he eats Wang Zhaojun's tofu!"——this is what Wang Zhaojun said.

"Wang Zhaojun's tofu—that, hiccup, that can only be eaten by myself, where, where can it be his turn!"

Li Bai's gourd seemed to contain a whole lake of wine, and it couldn't be poured out no matter what.With Wang Zhaojun's non-drinking body, after a few drinks, even his speech began to slur.

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The god danced in the sky with hands and feet, without rhythm, for half a minute, then suddenly lowered his waist, and stretched his arms forward to press a translucent button floating in the air.

"Balala energy, the drunk switch, turn it on~"

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Wang Zhaojun's complexion was red, and the opposite color of indulgence hung on his clean and pure face. He had already flung himself into Li Bai's arms, with his hands tightly wrapped around Li Bai's neck, looking like he was going to kiss him forcefully.

He freed one hand to lift Li Bai's chin, "Little beauty~ give me a smile."

After finishing speaking, he giggled himself first.

The noble and elegant Wang Zhaojun is very beautiful, and the bold and laughing Wang Zhaojun is also beautiful, just like the toughness of winter and the enthusiasm of summer, the gentleness of spring and the abundance of autumn, both are beautiful.

Li Bai put on his signature pretty smile very cooperatively, and responded, "Well, Zhuge Liang is really not a good guy."

——It doesn’t seem so bad if you are raped... It’s better to enjoy it if you can’t resist

But having said that, why do you divide yourself into two roles, Wang Zhaojun and Uncle?

"Isn't Wang Zhaojun beautiful? Hehehe."

It was a rare opportunity to observe Wang Zhaojun's cheeks at close range. Li Bai admired it carefully, and then praised sincerely: "Mm. Beautiful."

After getting a satisfactory answer, Wang Zhaojun raised the wine gourd and took two more gulps.

boom!The gourd was slammed onto the table vigorously, and Wang Zhaojun wiped his mouth with pride: "Uncle hates handsome men the most!"

Li Bai touched his handsome face calmly, "Yeah. I also hate handsome men." ——One mountain cannot contain two tigers, and the situation is like fire and water.

When the spirit of wine came up, Wang Zhaojun's little hands began to pick up the clothes on Li Bai's chest, while shouting: "What's wrong with men being lustful!"

Li Bai was dumbfounded, "...um. It's true."

His originally uncomplicated clothes were randomly picked up by Wang Zhaojun, regardless of how much he took off, in short, it looked as if the famous Qinglian Sword Immortal had been raped alive.

But Li Bai was quite calm.

Because he knew from the first gesture that Wang Zhaojun pulled the clothes, the clothes would definitely not come off.

Should he be disappointed?

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"Hmm... little beauty, why don't you have breasts?"

The clothes couldn't be torn off, and the breasts couldn't be found, so Wang Zhaojun became a little angry.

Li Bai squeezed a flattering smile on his face: "You don't want me because you don't have breasts?"

Wang Zhaojun's face suddenly changed from lumpy red to sauce red, and his eyes began to wander.

"Uncle, hiccup! Uncle doesn't dislike you..."

Such Wang Zhaojun is really interesting.

only.

Li Bai had a premonition that if Wang Zhaojun remembered everything after waking up, he might chase him with a staff.

Imagine Wang Zhaojun's face, which is indifferent to everything, and his face is stained with shame and anger because of him-in fact, it seems that it is not bad to be hunted down.

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Zhuge Liang at this moment.

"Hou Yi! What do you mean?!"

Hou Yi raised his sun-shooting bow and pointed it at Zhuge Liang's Saturday.

"Zhaojun must have been deceived by you! Villager Zhuge, how dare you deceive her! You even deceived her!"

Just now, Hou Yi shot Zhuge Liang's Sunday.

Zhuge Liang didn't realize until the moment he lost Sunday that Hou Yi was not playing in the wild, but was here to target him.

"How do you know that I lied to her? Have you asked her? If she finds out that you hurt people indiscriminately like this, she will definitely be sad!" trembling.

He is a person with IQ, but his IQ has no effect on Hou Yi.

He could have hit Hou Yi's archery hand with a flash of lightning, but Hou Yi has now aimed at his Saturday. Once he lets go, the Sun Shooting Excalibur with its own aiming correction will take away his Saturday. The consequences are simply unimaginable.

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Anyway, Hou Yi took away Zhuge Liang's weekend without saying a word.

In those two days, the official father used it as Zhuge Liang's exemption day, and Zhuge Liang was very busy in the major battles.

☆、Five-offspring

This is a poignant story.

God does not allow two people who love each other to be together.

—— Hou Yi

As if there was God's will in the dark, Hou Yi has always stood in the hostile camp with Wang Zhaojun.

——God: I am what I am, I did it.

But this does not prevent them from falling in love (killing).

Hou Yi loved Wang Zhaojun, and he was sure that Wang Zhaojun loved him.

Otherwise, she wouldn't have thrown the beautiful Bing Leng to him as a token of love again and again.

Whenever talking about this bitter love history, Hou Yi's beginning is: she chased him first.

Hou Yi refused at first, because their camps were hostile, at least not suitable for romance on the battlefield.

So he didn't give her his fiery arrows - as long as they don't exchange tokens, their relationship will not be established.

But Wang Zhaojun never gave up.

She has always been, as soon as she saw him, she couldn't wait to express her love, throwing ice edges at him with all her strength.

Hou Yi always silently refused again and again until he was sent back to the spring helplessly.

He was sure that Wang Zhaojun was giving a token.

Because only a token of love can be so beautiful, and she has never hit him with a big move.

——Ah, it turns out that I was loved so deeply.

Hou Yi thought so, so he looked at Wang Zhaojun with a bit of complicated and tangled melancholy.

"She is really a beautiful woman, if not on the battlefield, I would do everything to protect her." Hou Yi commented.

Every time he picks up Bing Leng, he can't help admiring Wang Zhaojun's "pursuing love" figure.

He had to admit that Wang Zhaojun was a good woman and would definitely be a good wife.

Until the official release of Phoenix Yufei's skin made Hou Yi feel that everything might be destined.

After all, Wang Zhaojun's Fire Phoenix matches his ultimate move so well!

(Li Bai's big white chicken is automatically ignored.)

He finally understood that they should have a love that was as vigorous as a fire, and the hostile camp was just a test for lovers from heaven.

It is said that love that has experienced wind and rain is more steadfast, and he and Wang Zhaojun must be like this.

That day, Hou Yi responded to Wang Zhaojun and gave her a gentle arrow.

At that moment, he saw the unbelievable shock on Wang Zhaojun's beautiful face.

He opened his arms in a clear acceptance--come, my love, I accept your passionate love.

But Wang Zhaojun seemed so moved that he stayed where he was in a daze.

A few seconds later, a group of people rushed forward, Li Bai and Zhuge Liang were the first to bear the brunt, and his gaze with Wang Zhaojun was forcibly cut off!

His head finally fell into the hands of someone else, that person's name was Zhuge Liang, and there was a large area of ​​assists underneath.

But Houyi in the spring was extremely calm. He had already expected that he would encounter many obstacles when he was with Wang Zhaojun, but he was also sure that the final outcome must be very good.

Wang Zhaojun has been chasing him for so long, this time, it's time for him to pay for it!

——Hou Yi embarked on a journey to defeat Zhuge Liang.

That's right, when he saw the King's Gossip, he knew that Wang Zhaojun had been cheated by Zhuge Youtiao, and he was outraged!

However, what he didn't expect was that when he saw the next issue of the King's Gossip Newspaper after he finished his crusade against Zhuge Liang, the newspaper read—Shocked!Li Bai and Wang Zhaojun had a one-night stand!Is it true love or fake love!

The author has something to say: Li Bai, my dear son, give him all the good things, eat, eat, eat more, it's all yours.

Do you want to feel sorry for the descendants?

Suddenly thought of a question, when will Chang'e come out?The big move can throw mooncakes or something.