The glory of the king Wang Zhaojun and the soul of the uncle

Wang Zhaojun saw no one today.

Hiding in the room, trembling with indifference.

It's exciting to step on three boats.

The proposal rings were arranged in a row on the table, and the shining light brushed his sense of existence all the time.

Dad's eyes hurt.

There was an arrow still burning on the other side, which he brought back in an iron basin.

Dad is tired.

You never know what will happen halfway through the street with three beautiful men.

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God: Are you worried, uncle?

Wang Zhaojun: Shushu is suffering!

God: Try putting arrows and rings in a row.

Wang Zhaojun: What are you doing?

God: let you meet someone.

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The (crossed out) light that summoned the dragon flashed, and Wang Zhaojun's eyes blurred——

In the pure white space, the beauty in the blue dress, with lotus flowers growing at every step, comes gracefully and gracefully.

This is the real Goddess, Goddess Outer, Goddess Inside, Goddess Soul.

The goddess smiled, and the gentleman fell in love with it.

The goddess said: "Uncle, how are you? I am Wang Zhaojun."

Uncle pressed his eyeballs back in horror.

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"Wang, Wang Zhaojun, hello Wang Zhaojun, Wang Zhaojun, I am Wang Zhaojun... Oh, I am not Wang Zhaojun, I am Wang Zhaojun..."

Cover your mouth manually.

The beauty on the opposite side smiled generously, with a comfortable and decent temperament: "Let me say it."

Uncle covered his mouth with one hand, and stretched out the other hand to make a "please speak" gesture.

God cooperatively opened a floating screen.

On the screen was a bed, on which a mature man about 30 years old was happily immersing himself in dreams with a pure and innocent little beauty in his arms.

Uncle looked at this familiar bed, then looked at the present, and couldn't help asking: "Who is the winner in this life? Does it look familiar?"

Wang Zhaojun smiled proudly: "It's you, and it's me."

Uncle stared.

"During the time you were in my body, I was in your body. I spent two years transforming fat and beer belly. I created my own company and it has been public for a long time."

Like a revolving lantern on the floating screen, a great change of a good-for-nothing man was played.

Uncle pondered the familiar plot direction, and a flash of inspiration flashed in his heart-this, this, this, seems to be a stallion routine of time travel?

Hello Wang Aotian, hello Wang Liangchen

When the uncle's heart was surging, Wang Zhaojun continued to speak slowly: "This woman is the school girl you didn't catch up with in college. We have already obtained the marriage certificate. The wedding is next week. The house has been bought, and we will move tomorrow. "

Wang Zhaojun thoughtfully gave a 30-second pause, allowing Uncle to complete self-disorganization and smashing and reorganization without wind.

Seeing how strong "I" is, my uncle's feelings are a bit complicated.

"So I'm so weak when I'm a man?"

"You are very successful as a woman." Wang Zhaojun gave him an encouraging look: "Everyone has special skills."

"I failed as a woman..."

This frustrating sentence was said too lightly, so my uncle couldn't understand: "What?"

Wang Zhaojun paused, and soon woke up from the gray memories of the past.

"It's nothing." She said, "Don't think too much about it. It's not that I want to get back with you. God has already said that there is no way to get back."

No, Uncle hasn't thought of this yet...

in fact.

My uncle just, always, thought that his original self was dead.

Wang Zhaojun rubbed his staff unconsciously with his thumb, and his expression was a little distant: "I ask God to let us meet each other, just to see how each of us is doing. You see, I use your body very well, please don't worry Don't worry, leave it to me. It seems that you are doing well, so that's fine, I will give you my body."

She wanted to say something more, but the two people on the screen flipped twice restlessly, it was time for sleep and it was time to wake up.

Let's stop here, it's useless to say more.

It's time for her to get out of here.

When Wang Zhaojun disappeared, he suddenly remembered something, and quickly added: "Li Bai is a good man, he..."

The blue soul completely disappears into the air.

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Uncle: You finished what he said! I care so much! Hold back! (Erkang hands)

The author has something to say: I originally planned to explain Wang Zhaojun’s last sentence at this place, but after thinking about it, it seems that if I don’t explain it, it seems to be a bit more forceful, so forget it (laughs)