The glory of the king Wang Zhaojun and the soul of the uncle

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He is not Wang Zhaojun, he is Wang Zhaojun.

The former foot-picking uncle woke up and turned into an elegant goddess, wretchedly pinching his own Opie in front of the mirror.

God said: "Don't worry, in order to satisfy my... oh no, in order to complete your useless and scum's life, all the buffs have been added to you."

The special effects are ok, the appearance is ok, and the demeanor is ok.

In order to prevent accidents, actions such as picking feet are mandatory to be sealed.

God said: "Come, come, I will match you with another good marriage."

He casually got a halo of a high-profile heroine.

Wang Zhaojun, with countless buffs on his body, seemed to have not heard the oracle of the gods. His pale eyes looked at a place far away from the window, and there was naturally a little sadness inside.

——He just wanted to pick a booger to try, but this action was forcibly prohibited.

The slender forearm was raised, but it was lowered in mid-air, wanting to do something, but hesitating to speak.

——Because there was a voice turning around in his head, he still wanted to pick out earwax.

So, in the end, the earwax is not allowed to be taken out, is it!

God looked at Wang Zhaojun's indescribable goddess temperament with one eye, and read the uncle's inner activities clearly with the other eye.

God said: "Hey, this special effect is too fucking awesome 233333."

"Just play the fire, I'll watch anyway, don't worry about the buff, just eat it! 233333!"

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An uncle was choked to death by mouthwash while brushing his teeth one morning, and it happened that there was a mildew in his mind.

That's it.

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Uncle: "My... So, did I swallow that saliva?"

God: "Guess?"

Daily fights.

The bloody Wang Zhaojun drove back to the city slowly in his small protective cover, while the jungler Li Bai ran to the middle to give him a shot.

As soon as I came out, I saw the beautiful young lady enveloped by the blue light of returning to the city.

She squatted in the grass in a daze, secretly sad.

That lonely expression made Li Bai feel that, as a man, he had to say something.

Just when Li Bai's boyfriend Li Max was about to spit out the words, Wang Zhaojun came to the spring.

Love and hate are long, always accompanied by misses and slight bitterness.

Just like Li Bai and Wang Zhaojun, the distance between Pagoda San and spring water is poignant.

Uncle can't be blamed for this.

In this world, he died too early, the game had just been downloaded to his mobile phone, and he hadn't even opened the novice tutorial yet.

He doesn't know how to delay the line of troops.

and many more.

Mobile phone

Etc., etc!

God said: "That's right, your saliva was sprayed on the mobile phone that just downloaded the game."

"And even clicked on the start button."

"It's useless for you to slander me, I'm a genuine god who does his duty seriously."

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Li Bai who was forgotten under the Tower Three: "..."

How to do

If the words can't convey it——there is no choice but to use the human head.

Thinking of Wang Zhaojun's lonely eyes, Li Bai unconsciously turned his wrist, revealing the sharp blade of his long sword.

So when Han Tiaotiao came to steal the tower from among the soldiers, he looked up suddenly and it was Li Bai who was under the tower for unknown reasons but with exceptionally high morale.

——Look at this face, look at this face, it's almost like writing "want a head" on it.

Did Li Piaopiao take the wrong medicine today?

Thinking about the relationship between the two iron buddies, he took a step back calmly, and raised his free left hand in a friendly greeting.

"Yo, Gone with the Wind... Ah no, Taibai. Since you are here, I'll change places." ——It's dangerous!Almost called Piao Piao out!

Han Xin turned around and left, his bright red hair drew a neat arc——

"Ten steps to kill a person, a thousand miles without leaving."

"I kao (first sound)!"

Good man, thank you for the heads.

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Here.

Wang Zhaojun, who had just emerged from the spring, was walking slowly on the middle road, fluttering his little skirt.

[Li Bai kills Han Xin]

Wang Zhaojun: I always feel my butt is cold.

After completing the first blood, Li Bai waited until Wang Zhaojun and himself appeared on the same screen.

Under the perfect backlight, the tall and straight figure turned around gracefully.

He nodded slightly as a sign.

From Li Bai's perspective, Wang Zhaojun's face is illuminated by the soft light, and the light is flowing under her raised eyelids.

Needless to say, such a crystal clear woman must have seen everything through.

Li Bai went back to the jungle.

Wang Zhaojun: Big brother, you are out of the light.

Do you know what backlighting means?

Your face is black.

He (Wang Zhaojun's ta all use the uncle's him~) while leveling a soldier, he guessed whether the pitch-black head shook up and down just now.

If so, is it convulsions?

What are the young people doing now? How can they play so much that they have epilepsy in their heads?