[comprehensive] villain friend

Dolores must die 【Ⅵ】

"——I'm the main character who opened and hung up!"

"..."

If I had to use one word to describe Dolores' mood at this time, it would have to be "damn mentally retarded".

Dolores heard the other party suddenly take a deep breath: "Oh my god, shouldn't I have such a thing as a spoiler? I won't cut my drama just because of this editorial department? holysh*t What the hell!--Hey Dolores, do you want to be the lead actress? I can speak to the editor for you for the sake of our cohabitation--but I can't guarantee they'll agree after all you know about all the manipulation Bastards who take other people's lives are a little neurotic—"

"What do you want to say?" Dolores grasped the point keenly, "Is this world a virtual world?"

"That's right!" He said without hesitation, "And I am undoubtedly the protagonist of this world! Do you know who a virtual world serves? Of course it is the protagonist, and everything exists to make the protagonist happy What the... what? You say readers? Readers don't matter - readers all over the world love me! They all want to see the charming Wade defeat the forces of evil through cheating - if you don't believe me you can ask them! Oh - my dear readers Ladies, didn’t you already look forward to my appearance? You also know that the charming Wade can make you fascinated—what? Much... much what?”

"Who are you talking to?" Dolores frowned.

"The editorial department, and lovely readers, sweetheart~" Wade replied, "Did I talk too much? What should I do at this time?——Should I kill people to silence my words?...It doesn't seem right. Great - are we doing a villain's autobiography? Yes that's right! Cool! I love villains!...NO, no, Dolores is my chosen heroine - heroine... Hmm? HE or BE? Honey—do you want to die?"

"I want to die," Dolores said quietly.

He took a sharp breath: "—God! I want to die too! You are indeed my destined heroine!"

Dolores clenched the cup in her hand expressionlessly: "...I don't think we might be a good fit."

"Where is it inappropriate?"

"At least in terms of IQ, we are not suitable." She said coldly.

"Don't be so cruel, my dear—you will always bow down to my rock...under the suit pants, oh no, I hate suit pants, everyone likes this kind of routine, the girl is indifferent to the protagonist in the early stage, but in the end she deeply Fall in love with him so much that you are even willing to die for him... What is this called? Happy friends? Accidents? In short, this is a kind of dramatic routine-think about it, you might die for me...you Don't you think it's so pointless to think about our hurting each other?"

"No, I don't think so at all." Dolores said without hesitation, "...To be honest, I'm more interested in your so-called 'virtual world'."

"Would you like to hear it?" He was enthusiastic and seemed a little surprised. "This is really rare... a virtual world... Ha! We are in a virtual world-have you heard of Marvel? Or DC ?”

"...I haven't heard of it," said Dolores, who found that following Wade's line of thought would make the conversation meaningless, whereas if she wanted information of interest , you need to take the initiative to guide, "but I can guess, I assume that the 'Marvel' and 'DC' you are talking about are two movies, we are the protagonists in the movie, so it is like we are watching those old people in this world Like movies, the outside world will also broadcast movies about us, and countless audiences will go to the movie theater to spy on our life history...?"

"No, that's not right." Wade denied, "What they want to see is the life course of the protagonist—for example, a super handsome guy like Brother. Marvel and DC are not the names of movies, they are just companies that produce comics and movies... ...Why can't I say it? I like spoilers! At least there is a girl who can understand me! ... Oh come on, you old bastards! You can't catch the hearts of young readers! The rules are outdated, and now everyone likes me The unconventional playing cards - listen to me old guys, I hope you draw me cool -"

--here we go again.

Dolores thought.

This guy seems to have completely fallen into another world... Especially after he survived the experiment, he became even more crazy... But maybe it can't be said to be crazy, but it should be said that it doesn't conform to the expectations of this world. Just set it up.

He escaped the frame of the world.

But is the world in his mouth really real?The so-called comic world?

When people encounter lunatics, they are always afraid of being deceived—sometimes they try to understand their worldview, and even think it makes sense when they think about it, but when they see the opinions of most people around them, they will be pulled back to this idea. world.

Because we are never confident enough.

...never enough.

"Hey, Dolores... are you listening to my brother? Since the world revolves around me, it doesn't seem to have any practical results whether you like it or not. You and I are both Puppet... No, no, no, no, I still have a little autonomy, as long as the reader likes me, I can develop infinitely-and you? You may not be able to live through a volume of comics, for a small character like you , it’s a wise choice to hug the protagonist’s big thighs—do you know what I mean?”

"...According to your theory, the law of the protagonist's immortality, for the sake of the story to develop, the protagonist's team will never be destroyed very quickly - as long as he has enough popularity, according to this statement, following the protagonist will be infinite Live, don't you?" Dolores asked.

"Oh I like your sharpness! It's obvious - as long as my sales aren't too bad... You know what they're doing, as long as I can grab the reader's heart and make them willingly spend money in their wallets to buy comic books, I can get pretty much anything - sounds a bit like a circus monkey doesn't it?...sounds ironic, handsome Wade is not a circus monkey. Of course not...yeah and I can't deny that... ...Damnit! (whispers) ... Anyway! That's it!"

"That's it?" repeated Dolores. "But didn't I say that? I don't want to die."

"Then you should be the heroine even more. A heroine without super powers always dies the fastest,...why? Because you have to show the hero's awesome [beep——] ability! When it's useless, let him The death of the heroine shows the tragic fate of the protagonist. Believe me, you look at those guys with more power, which one has a girlfriend? Which girlfriend is always safe? Batman? Superman? Captain America? Iron Man? Who's... the Hulk? Oh my god, that's terrible..."

Dolores' breathing became heavy: "...Wait, did you just say a superhero?"

"Didn't I say?" he replied, taking a sharp breath, "Tell me I'm not that bad! Honey? Didn't I say? Oh!—Marvel and DC are famous superhero comics enterprise!"

"!"

Dolores once really thought about this question-if the world is a movie, then the protagonist should not be a bland little character like her, because no matter how you think about it, superheroes are more conspicuous "protagonists".

At that time, she rejected this guess, because people always subconsciously look at the world with themselves as the coordinate axis, and all her thoughts are centered on "I am the protagonist". However, the outstanding existence of Chaoying made her reject this bizarre The guess is just because - if I am the protagonist, then isn't the superhero the protagonist of the protagonist?Superheroes are more protagonists than I am.

She forgot one thing.

——Maybe she's just a small supporting role in a fictional superhero world.

So everything makes sense, doesn't it?

The superhero is the protagonist, the protagonist who conforms to the traditional aesthetics and the absurd trend of this world.

"...So," Dolores said slowly, "a superhero comic book company put all their heroes into the same world framework?"

"You're so talented, honey!" Wade's cheerful voice cast over, "That's the way it is~ wait! Holysh*t!!! I'm only now realizing it!!! According to Marvel's urine , Am I a superhero???!!!!!! Nooooooooooooo!!! I refuse! I refuse such a cruel truth! My brother is so handsome, so handsome and so unique! How could he be labeled as a poor, ten thousand-year-old single dog? ?...Don’t deny it!! Superhero=poor man or Wannian single dog, do I need to give examples one by one? Except for a few exceptions! Damn it is so cruel!...You actually let your kisses Wade is a superhero who has been unlucky for eight lifetimes! I really am not my own!"

"..." Dolores was silent for a moment.

She couldn't help but think of the superheroes in her memory - Spiderman, Batman, Captain America, Black Widow...

Seems to be more or less labeled one of these, with the exception of Iron Man it seems... no, not necessarily.Dolores was silent for a moment, remembering Tony Stark and his elite girlfriend at the dinner party.

"...Looks like you'll be a new superhero, congratulations—" Dolores said casually.

"...Brother thinks I can save it again." Wade's voice was a little sad, "I still want to be a villain, the kind who can kill people, take care of business and earn money, but not be responsible to the world... Isn't Marvel? Can you innovate? Why can’t you be a little innovative in this age! I don’t want to be responsible for world peace all day long, I don’t want to fall into the vicious circle of being entangled in justice for a long time even if I kill someone, I don’t want to be tired all day long with other so-called My 'teammates' have all kinds of conflicts in three views, and I don't want to be suddenly called away to save the world when I'm with my sister [beep——], and I don't want to end up as a poor guy who has to go to a remote small town because of others' exclusion. Corner escape from the world - the more I think about it, the more I feel that this profession is not suitable for such a rich and handsome brother... By the way, why would anyone want to become a superhero?"

Dolores listened silently, and suddenly remembered Peter Parker's words at that time: "...Maybe it's because they have the ability, so they think that 'the greater the ability, the greater the responsibility'?"

"The villains are also very capable," Wade interjected, "They have obviously lived out a different realm."

"..."

"Maybe I'll kill the bad guys once in a while, but don't expect me to save the world!" Wade said, "For example, Ajax-if people think I'm going to be a superhero, I will let it go. He, those people must be crazy. If I have superpowers, I will definitely kill him without hesitation—I will cut him into eight pieces, first [beep--] and then [beep--], this Not enough, I want to dance on his corpse! Pee! [Beep——]!"

He paused: "...Oh, of course I dare! The Marvel review department won't pass? What does that have to do with me? Brother has always been so upright—and holds grudges, don't praise me, this is one of the few advantages of my brother - Of course, that doesn't mean I want to be a superhero. It's just a hypothetical... Dude is going to leave this dark place and get superpowers or something... Hey don't hide it! You guys like this routine! Brother also likes this tune... By the way, will having superpowers make my [beep——] stronger? Although I think it is already strong enough..."

"...I wish I hadn't heard anything." Dolores murmured to herself, frowning in disgust.

"—but you've heard it." Wade's ears were great. "Right? Charlie?"

—Charlie?

Dolores paused.She remembered the name.On the first day she came here, she had seen the name.

"...Yes, Wade." A tired voice sounded slowly, "She has definitely heard it."

"So this is really too much," Wade said confidently, "Why, Dolores, do you want to go whoring for nothing?"

The author has something to say: Duo Zong [with a blank face]: ... God damn whoring for nothing.

Cheap: Chick!

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I'm home!Start typing.

It’s very funny to tell you, we went to Disneyland and came back very late, we had to take the subway for a long time, and the cp who brought a notebook [don’t ask why I brought a notebook] found an empty space on the subway and laid paper on it. Start typing.

Then there was such a miraculous scene on the subway: a writer was sitting on the ground using a computer to quickly type, and another writer was squatting next to her to watch her type.

It feels amazing!Because I'm chasing after her article!Chasing updates to the point like me: the latest update appears word by word...

Best reminder series ever.