[Comprehensive Anglo-American] A genius report on love

Valentine's Day episode

N years later, in London, England, at [-]:[-] in the morning.

Sheriff Lestrade felt that he seemed to be too dependent on Sherlock recently, and he would immediately think of consulting that man for almost any difficult case.

However, Sherlock became more and more arrogant and exaggerated, such as at this moment——

Little Edmund, who was less than four years old, was holding a widescreen smartphone larger than his face in both hands. He staggered from time to time when he walked, but he skillfully entered and exited the heavily fortified crime scene.

Fortunately, Lestrade had sharp eyesight and quick hands, and he caught the little curly who was about to slip into the bedroom of the deceased from the gap under several police officers.Holding the back collar of his suit, he lifted it into the air with ease.

"Wait, Edmund, why are you here?"

The child stared a few times in the air and struggled, but finally gave up due to the height difference, "dad said it is very impolite to disturb people's dreams early in the morning, but seeing that your IQ has not improved for more than ten years, I was afraid that you would be scolded by the chief if you couldn't solve the case, so I kindly sent me to help you."

Sheriff Lestrade: "..."

Can this world be better?Is there anyone who is a father like Sherlock?Let your three-year-old child take pictures of the corpse?

But this brat is still excited and eager to try!

"Where's your dad? Let him talk to me."

"Here!" Edmund turned the phone camera to face Lestrade.

At this time, Sherlock was still lying on the bed wrapped in sheets like a pig, with his hair messed up like a chicken coop, and beside his pillow was a tablet computer that was talking to his son.

"Sherlock, do you know that your son is not yet four years old? You let him take pictures of the corpse? You really—"

If it wasn't for the fact that there was a child in front of him, he wouldn't be able to resist cursing right now.

"If you can solve this case, why bother to ask me for help at this time? In Scotland Yard, which is full of idiots, I think Edmund's IQ is enough to solve this case."

"..." Sherlock, do you know what you are talking about?

Does he mean that the IQ of the entire Metropolitan Police Department is not as good as that of a three-year-old child?

joke!

"If you can solve the case by yourself, let my son come back. Remember to give him the taxi fare. There shouldn't be so much change at home for him to take out. If you can't, let him in now, and I will continue to catch up on sleep."

Lestrade: "..."

He looked at little Edmund, who was still being held in his arms, and his face was full of anticipation.

Inspector Lestrade could not help feeling a sudden pain in his forehead.

He finally put down the little curly hair, and told the police officers around, "Let this kid in, and don't stop him no matter what he does for a while."

At the same time as he said this, Edmund had already entered the house in a hurry.

A large area of ​​the carpet in the room had been soaked in semi-solidified blood. The deceased was lying on the ground, and there was a five-centimeter-long incision in the middle of the back, and the bone could be seen deep.

According to the first police officers who arrived, no murder weapon was found at the scene, and the doors from the bedroom to the house were closed tightly. It is impossible to determine how the murderer left with the murder weapon.

The medical examiner confirmed that the deceased had probably been killed for several hours.

Because it was a murder case in a secret room, the first thing Lestrade thought of was naturally Sherlock.

Under the command of the man in the video, Edmund first scanned the direction of the camera to scan the environment of the house, and then aimed at the deceased, rushing up and down to carefully photograph every detail, and often exchanged a few words.

"Dad, I think he committed suicide."

Lestrade interrupted him, "What nonsense is the kid talking? Can a person get stabbed in the back, dispose of the weapon himself, and then come back and pretend to be a secret room?"

Edmund pursed his lips in disbelief, "No wonder my dad said that the police in London are all idiots."

"Brat, just like your father did not learn well at such a young age!"

"Lestrade, my son is right. This is indeed a suicide case. As for why, I think the evidence at the scene is so sufficient that people don't bother to reason." Sherlock yawned and said in the video with.

"Hmm!" With his father's support, Mr. Holmes grinned triumphantly, "Look, I'm right! Dad is right, you idiots are not as smart as me."

Were the Sherlock Holmes children always so annoying?Edmund was only three years old, what would he look like if he grew up to Sherlock's age?

Lestrade suddenly felt that he saw a baby version of a monster.

Because of Lestrade's doubts about Edmund's reasoning, both Mr. Holmes and Mr. Holmes stopped speaking about the case, and little Edmund even started clamoring for milk when he was hungry.

Sergeant Lestrade had a severe headache, and was about to order someone to send the brat home quickly.

"I don't think you need to bother Mr. Sheriff, Edmund, I will be responsible for taking him home."

The guy with the black umbrella all the year round at the door suddenly appeared. Little Edmund saw that he was kind, and jumped towards him.

"Uncle Uncle!"

Mycroft was thrown so hard that he almost missed.

"Your dad is sleeping at home again and sent you out?" Mycroft frowned slightly, he was really...

"It's more than that. Dad said that when he goes back, he will ask the sheriff's uncle to help buy lunch and dinner for two, and then go to the dry cleaner at the intersection to take dad's clothes home."

"Did he not even give you money?"

"Dad said that Uncle Sheriff won't argue with children about money."

Lestrade: "..."

"Edmund, do you miss your mother?"

"Uncle, have you seen my mother?" The word mother made little Edmund's eyes light up, full of anticipation.

Mia left when Edmund was under the full moon, and she hadn't heard from her for three years, and Sherlock deliberately didn't go to her in a fit of anger.

Edmund has reached a sensible age, and began to ask Sherlock why he only has his father at home and no mother. Sherlock usually would not answer him, and Edmund could only turn to Mycroft for help.

"I'm afraid this time she will become the mother of someone else's child."

"Huh?" The three-year-old child seems to not understand these complicated family relationships.

Mycroft carried Edmund into the car, "Let's go, uncle has something to go home and talk to your father."

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Although Sherlock was not surprised by Mycroft's arrival, he also didn't care.

He was still sitting in front of the computer to check if there were any new entrusted cases, "Thank you for sending Edmund home, but I have nothing here to greet you, so it's better to go."

"Sherlock, it's been a long time since I saw you, so why don't I come to visit my nephew? And I also brought news about Mia."

The name Mia finally seemed to touch a certain nerve in Sherlock, but he only hesitated for a moment, and immediately calmed down, "If you have time to care about other people's housework, you might as well pay more attention to your hairline. Hair less? "

Edmund's well-timed illustration comes in: "Dad, uncle said he lost his hair because dad was always too much to worry about."

Sherlock reprimanded: "Shut up, no one will think you are dumb if you don't speak!"

Do you start to ask your son to help you when you have nothing to do with yourself?Mycroft, you are getting more and more shameless!

Edmund curled his lips in dissatisfaction, "Dad, you hate me! I'm going to find my mother, and I won't pretend to be pitiful for you to trick those beautiful aunts into helping you clean up the house."

Sherlock: "..."

Mycroft couldn't help but smile.

Is this called blue out of blue and better than blue?

"By the way, uncle said that mother doesn't want dad anymore, and she's going to be a mother to other children soon. Is it because dad is always misbehaving and making others unhappy?"

"That's right, Edmund." Mycroft felt more and more that this nephew was too likable.

"That's enough for you two!" Sherlock couldn't bear it any longer, "Mycroft, you didn't come here just to talk, did you? What's the matter?"

"I know you usually don't care about entertainment news, so I brought you a magazine."

Mycroft dropped a copy of the latest issue of Entertainment Weekly to Sherlock.

That cover is impressively——

Recently, Mr. Tony Stark, the chairman of the Stark Group and the well-known superhero Iron Man, announced his wedding date.

He will marry a former BI agent, Ms. Mia Malachi next month in a lavish wedding.

As the future Mrs. Stark, Ms. Malachi also has a legendary story...

Sherlock couldn't bear to read the following content at all, his hands had unconsciously torn the original magazine into shreds.

That woman... that woman ran away from home for three years, but now she... actually wants to marry another man!

"What the hell is that Tony Stark? How is he better than me?"

"Uncle Stark looks very handsome! And he has armor that can fly, and he lives in a big house with a lot of fun things, as well as that super-smart butler Jarvis." Edmund I have been fascinated by Iron Man comics recently, and I know everything about Tony Stark's life. He raised his head and looked at Mycroft expectantly, "Uncle, Uncle, if Edmund is obedient, can you go find him?" Mom, let's go to Uncle Stark's house as a guest!"

Sherlock: "..." Why don't you call someone's father?

"Okay, I'll contact your mother later, and I'll take you there if it's convenient." Mycroft coaxed the child while telling Sherlock, "It's not that I want to interfere with you, but this time is probably your last chance Don't you really want to watch Mia turn into Mrs. Stark?"

"I……"

"Big man, Tsundere also has a limit. Think for yourself why you and Mia have become like this? Do you want her to come back and apologize to you?"

"She's getting married!" Sherlock replied weakly.

With what identity and qualifications do you want to redeem yourself?He didn't even propose marriage...

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When talking about Sherlock and Mia, Mycroft almost wanted to slap his brother a few times.

It was Mia's birthday that day, and Sherlock wanted to take the opportunity to propose. His brother took care of everything for him, including restaurants, flowers, and rings. But at the last minute, Sherlock let Mia go because of a case. pigeons.

Fortunately, Mia found out that she was pregnant at that time, and they all said that pregnant women should not be angry, which is not good for the fetus. Moreover, Mia suffered abdominal injuries when she was young, and it was not easy to get pregnant. The doctor also advised her to rest assured and not to run around.

It was only then that Mia was finally stabilized, and she was allowed to rest and recuperate. Everything will be discussed after the child is born.

On Valentine's Day of the second year, Mia was already pregnant for the first month, and Mycroft urged Sherlock to prepare well and never make others unhappy.

However, at this time, Irene Adler returned.

This time she seemed to have gotten into some trouble again, and came to Sherlock for help.

Mia was already dissatisfied with the sudden appearance of her ex-girlfriend on Valentine's Day, but Sherlock really left Mia behind.

When Mia heard the news, she was excited, and her fetus immediately became angry.

In the operating room of the obstetrics and gynecology department, Edmund was finally born after a narrow escape, and Sherlock was still busy with the case of his ex-girlfriend, without knowing it.

The story that followed is also conceivable.

What is Mia's temper?How could she endure Sherlock abandoning herself on such an important day twice in a row.

She packed her luggage and ran away without saying a word, not even caring about her children.

And Sherlock!

At first, he really thought about going to Mia, but there was a brat next to him who was crying and peeing, and he was tortured every day, so he couldn't eat or sleep, so he didn't have the time to find someone.

Gradually, the child grew up, but the matter of finding Mia was delayed like this.

Now it's not just Mycroft, these friends around Sherlock, Jasmine, Watson, Mary, Sheriff Lestrade, and Mrs. Hudson, who is too old to take care of Sherlock, are very concerned about the current situation. gave him the same rating.

Two words: deserve it!

[To be continued]