[Comprehensive British and American] Domineering heroine talks too much

Ministry of Magic Entrance Observation Report

"Aren't you afraid of him now?" Logan asked coldly, "Song Xin?"

Song Xin: "..."

Song Xin turned her head, and in the night, Logan was holding up a modified British egg waffle with a lump of green ice cream on it, squinting at her.

As the night wind blew, Song Xin's face turned red immediately. It was cold in the night. She was wearing a light blue coat with long sleeves, and the ivy outside the ice cream shop covered a gable.

Song Xin asked embarrassingly, "Logan, why did you come out?"

Logan didn't answer, Song Xin was as nervous as a rope, she shyly thought how nice Wolverine called my name - her ears were about to get pregnant, then Logan looked at Song Xin for a moment, and walked into the ice cream shop Here, Malfoy has not yet ordered, and the clerk is using a wand to direct the ice cream scoop to scoop out an ice cream ball.

Malfoy asked warily, "What's wrong?"

Logan hung an umbrella on his strong wrist. He was tall and had a fierce expression. When he walked in, the clerk unconsciously made way for him.

Song Xin was taken aback by Logan's aura, and the pink bubble immediately extinguished. Although she didn't know what she had done, she somehow felt that she had caused trouble.

Song Xin whispered: "I...I'm too hungry so..."

Logan asked, "Are you full?"

Song Xin timidly said: "...I'm full."

Logan Howlett bent down indifferently, and said to Song Xin, "Just eat enough."

Song Xin was caused by this action to make pink bubbles pop out again, but she was so guilty that she didn't even notice that Malfoy next to him had an ugly face.Song Xin stammered and asked, "... Logan, what, what's wrong?"

Logan said, "You look like you're in a ghost movie, you know?"

Song Xin was stunned: "...Huh?"

Logan didn't answer, but said to Malfoy, "I'll take Song Xin back."

Song Xin's head was in a mess, she didn't know what Logan wanted to do, Malfoy was also puzzled, and looked at Wolverine incomprehensibly.

Then Luo Gen squatted down and said to Song Xin, "Come up."

Song Xin was even more confused: "...Huh?"

Logan didn't bother to explain, and repeated: "Come up."

Hearing this sentence, Song Xin's head twitched, her IQ was on the line, and she knew that the opportunity must never come again, so she immediately got on the ground.

She shouted to Malfoy: "Draco, I will pay back the money! I will treat you to dinner too! You are really a good person! I misunderstood you too much..."

Draco Malfoy: "Wait, wait...?"

Then Song Xin blushed and hugged Logan's neck. Logan carried Song Xin on his back like a gentleman, and then left.

……

One o'clock in the morning, London, Diagon Alley.

In the middle of the night and the dew is heavy, the shops on the ancient and winding streets are closing their stalls, and the magical magic shops have hung the sign of 'Closed' one after another, only the street lamps are still on and off in the long wet night.

Yellow roses grew along the street, and the petals fell all over the ground after the rain. Logan didn't explain why he came, but just walked forward with Song Xin on his back.

Song Xin hugged Logan's neck and held Logan's egg waffle in the other hand. She asked in a low voice, "Is it because the egg waffle is not tasty? Why do you look a little angry...?"

Logan froze for a moment, then unnaturally freed a hand to touch his nose: "I'm not angry."

Song Xin whispered: "I think so...isn't it?...So this egg waffle is not bad to eat?"

Logan was in a very complicated mood.

Logan asked anxiously: "Is this the point?"

Song Xin asked in confusion, "Isn't it?"

Logan: "..."

Logan teased: "Whether the egg waffle is delicious or not, you will know if you try it?"

Song Xin took a bite of the melted ice cream ball without saying a word, and then she endured it, tears streaming down her cheeks.

Logan: "Is it delicious?"

Song Xin's golden beans fell with a thud, and the tip of his nose was red from choking, and he whimpered and asked, "...is this...?"

Logan said nastyly: "Wasabi ice cream."

Song Xin was so choked that she couldn't stop crying, and tried her best to hold back her tears. It was really embarrassing to be known that a piece of wasabi ice cream could make her cry.

Song Xin asked nasally: "...Speaking of which, why are you carrying me on your back?"

Luo Gen raised his eyebrows, and said to Song Xin, "Didn't you notice? There was a big gash on my leg, doesn't it hurt?"

Song Xin was dumbfounded: "...Eh? Eh?!"

Logan turned his face away, and said lightly: "Otherwise, why would I carry you on my back, kid?"

Song Xin's face turned red, and she looked down at her leg. There was indeed a gash on her fair calf—but it was not deep. It was probably broken when she fell down the stairs. At this time, the blood had already Congealed and doesn't look bloody.

The rainy night cleared up, and the rain rolled down from the yellow rose and fell into the puddles with a ticking sound.

The light of the street lamp was white, and Song Xin noticed a metal chain around Logan's neck, like a necklace.Song Xin curiously followed the chain, and reached out to touch Logan's chest. Logan's chest was firm, but he was very uncomfortable being touched by Song Xin, so he struggled.

Logan Howlett said, "...don't touch."

Song Xin groaned to show that he knew, and then pulled out a small iron sign from his chest.

Logan said unnaturally: "...that is what I left behind from the X-weapon project, it is a souvenir."

Song Xin picked up the sign and looked at the light.It was a military license plate, the quality of the steel was not good, and it could be seen that the carbon content was too high, so the texture was soft, and it was a mass-produced product.The five letters 'LOGAN' are neatly engraved on the military registration plate.

Song Xin remembered what she had read in books before, the origin of the military registration card.

——A military registration card, commonly known as a dog card.It originated during the American Civil War.Because many soldiers died beyond recognition and their corpses were difficult to identify, in order to allow their corpses to return to their hometowns, some soldiers engraved their names on coins, pierced holes and hung them around their necks.

Later, during World War II, military registration cards became uniformly printed and distributed.Everyone who joins the army gets one.With this cold sign, these young soldiers fought, died, and were transported back to their hometowns.

——This is a soldier's identification on the battlefield, and the only thing that can send them home after they die.

Song Xin felt unspeakably sad when she saw it, so she put the dog tag back again, but the sadness was nothing but sadness, Song Xin was obsessed with ghosts, summoned up her courage, and touched Logan's chest muscles with her paw.

Logan who was attacked in the chest: "..."

Song Xin was probably sleepy, she didn't even have a clue, she whispered: "It's really big."

Wolverine:"……"

When Logan pushed open the door of the hotel, there was no one in the front hall of the hotel, only a pen floated up as if asking.

Song Xin observed the pen for a while, then whispered to it, "Thank you, but no need. Do you know where the medicine box is?"

Logan disagreed: "Are you asking a question about a pen? It's useless..."

The pen circled in the air and pointed in one direction.

Logan: "..."

Song Xin smiled and said, "At any time, be a polite person—my mother told me."

Logan Howlett said with disgust: "A polite person wouldn't touch another man's chest."

Song Xin made up her mind to get rid of this face, and said brazenly: "Then it can't be called touch! It's obviously a scientific touch, it's to check for breast cancer, palpation! It's to start touching from the upper and outer quadrants, and push in— —”

Logan reminded her: "You start touching from the upper inner quadrant."

Song Xin closed her mouth resentfully.

Logan put her on the sofa in the hall and took the medicine box. Song Xin was probably too sleepy and lay down on the cushion in a daze.

Logan sighed, opened the medicine box and treated her wound.

The lights in the hall were dim and ambiguous, and the crystal chandelier above her head cut off the light. Song Xin was lying on the cushion with her eyes closed, as if she was sleeping, but even the tips of her ears were blushing.

After a heavy rain, the whole of London seems to have been washed by water, and the sky is blue and clear.

When Song Xin woke up, she was in a daze for a while, and then wanted to jump off the building. Song Xin felt that not only drinking was wrong, but even lack of sleep was wrong. What did she do last night?

Song Xin looked at her hands in disbelief, these hands - these sinful hands touched Wolverine's chest.

Song Xin: "..."

Song Xin regretted not touching it more.

There was a knock on the door, and Song Xin quickly responded, "Here we come!" Then he packed his bag and ran out.

……

Downstairs at the assembly point, Draco Malfoy had a stinking face.Song Xin was very guilty of meeting him, and made up her mind to treat him to a meal to repay the favor.

Neville Longbottom said: "It's like this, we will take everyone to the Ministry of Magic and register first—then in the afternoon we will take the Hogwarts Express to our final destination, Hogwarts. "

The letter from Robert suddenly appeared in Song Xin's mind, and she shook her head desperately to get the letter out of her mind.

Neville said: "Hogwarts is a great wizarding school. It has been established for more than 1000 years and has had countless outstanding principals and alumni. It can be said that 80% of the outstanding wizards in continental Europe belong to Hogwarts. Outstanding graduates."

"Among the outstanding graduates in recent years are..." Neville thought for a while, "Harry Potter and Hermione Granger, who are in my class in our school, are now working in the Ministry of Magic after graduation."

Draco snorted.

Neville said: "Malfoy, it's useless to hum, they are outstanding graduates, directly hired by the Auror office, and they don't even need resumes."

Draco Malfoy: "Humph."

Neville: "Everyone ignore him, he is just jealous that these two people did not take the exam and became excellent graduates, jealousy makes people ugly! Anyway, our school is very good. Okay, let's go, I will take you to magic department……"

Then Neville thought about it, and added with a complicated mood: "The entrance of..."

The sky is bright and the sun is bright, the asphalt roads in London are as black as ink, the telephone booths are as red as cinnabar, and the walls of the corner public toilets are as white as paper. I can’t see anything else, at least I can see that the city is very clean.

Song Xin said excitedly: "Sure enough, the phone booth has a symbolic meaning! Superman likes to transform in it, and now it has become a bridge connecting the wizarding world and the Muggle world..."

Draco walked into the public toilet and said indifferently: "The entrance is here."

Song Xin: "..."

Neville nodded and said, "The entrance is a public toilet."

Song Xin: "..."

Song Xin opened her mouth, but couldn't utter a word. She just felt that the magic world was really miserable.

No matter how you say it, the Ministry of Magic is full of civil servants in the magic world. It is a place where the privileged class gathers. It is not an exaggeration to say that it is the center of power in the British magic world. However, the entrance is actually in the public toilet.

Song Xin asked anxiously: "...When your Ministry of Magic made a recruitment promotional video, did you shoot public toilets? If you can recruit employees by filming public toilets, then your Ministry of Magic's prestige is really high..."

Draco said with disgust: "Are you stupid? First of all, we don't make promotional videos. The word 'Ministry of Magic' is a living sign. Secondly, if we do, we will start shooting from the tall and majestic main hall of the Ministry of Magic."

Song Xin's mood was even more complicated: "...the living signboard at the entrance of the public toilet...You wizards really live in dire straits, I will never submit my resume to the public toilet..."

Draco: "..."

Neville Longbottom hurriedly cheered up the atmosphere: "Everyone, please come here! Coming to the Ministry of Magic will definitely be an unprecedented experience for you, but because our two receptionists are men, I can only wrong you and go to the men's toilet." channel."

Song Xin muttered to herself, "I finally walked into the men's room in my lifetime."

Draco: "Can you be quiet for a minute?!"

Song Xin snorted.

Neville Longbottom explained: "Actually, it's very simple to go to the Ministry of Magic. You just need to stand in the toilet—"

Song Xin: "Huh?!"

"—and then press the flush button!" Neville said, "It's very simple and easy to operate. Alright, let me demonstrate to you..."

Song Xin: "Ah...ah??"

Song Xin watched as Neville stepped into the toilet, pressed the flush button, and was sucked away with a whoosh.

Song Xin and everyone in Xavier School were terrified: "..."

Draco took up the responsibility of explaining: "The whole process is very fast, so there is no need to be afraid. Well, please give it a try."

"When you stand on the toilet, you have to put both feet in. It is dangerous to stand with one foot, and it is easy to be amputated..." Draco said, "Then press the flush button, and you will appear in the Ministry of Magic in the next second." in the hall."

"Almost every employee in the Ministry of Magic does this every morning. So it's very safe! We can also put back amputated limbs. St. Mungo's Hospital for Magic and Magic is very reliable." Draco clapped his hands and said: "Okay, bring it on!"

……

Song Xin said aggrievedly: "...I really never thought that one day, I would... stand in the toilet."

Song Xin shouted: "I'm still wearing a human character drag! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Song Xin shouted in despair: "I don't! I don't!! I want to go home!"

Song Xin stood in the toilet with difficulty and trembling, leaning on the wall with both hands, babbling endlessly, talking endless nonsense.

Logan looked at her and said complicatedly: "You talk a lot."

Then Logan decisively pressed the flush button for Song Xin.

"Whoa-"

"Ahhhh-!!!"

Song Xin's screams echoed continuously through the thousands of meters of pipeline, and they lingered for three days without stopping.Logan let go of the flush button and stood in by himself.

……

…………

Song Xin fell to the ground with a thud and fell on her back in the fireplace.She hurt a little from the fall, so she could only lay down on the ground and rubbed her waist.

In front of her was a dark green marble floor. The hall of the Ministry of Magic was bright and spacious. There were hundreds of fireplaces in front of Song Xin. At the end of the fireplace area was a circular vaulted hall. In the center of the hall was a golden fountain. Sitting is a beautiful female stone sculpture.

Neville Longbottom stood with several Xavier School students and said to Song Xin friendly, "Welcome to the Ministry of Magic."

Song Xin asked in a daze: "...This, this is the power center of the British magic world, the Ministry of Magic...?"

Song Xin immediately ignored all the fear of being flushed away by the toilet drain just now, and prepared to welcome this new and special world, and then the next second, Song Xin was knocked down by another person with a bang.

The Great Hall of the Ministry of Magic, 09:30 AM, cloaked Ministry staff coming and going.

Neville murmured: "...More than 20 years, this is the first time I've met someone more unlucky than me..."

Song Xin cried out in pain: "Woo——"

The person who hit her - Logan, said at a loss, "...don't cry, I really didn't know you were down there..."

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The author has something to say: Xinxin’s life is really big, Uncle Wolf is wearing an Edman alloy (.)

Maybe there will be a double update tomorrow, maybe there won't be... Let's see what time I get up! !

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