[Comprehensive British and American] The predecessors are missing one

I know it's stupid and desperate to follow other people casually in a strange bar, but I don't seem to have any other choice.

Following the bartender, we walked to the corner of the bar.I noticed a big blackboard behind the bar, with a lot of names written in chalk on it, it looked like a bet, who... would die first?

...what the hell is this place.Mom I want to go home.

I clutched my coat and bag tremblingly, and was led by the bartender into an empty room.

"Wade," the bartender called, without knocking, "someone is looking for you."

I saw a man sitting on the sofa playing video games.

The top of this man's head looks familiar.

Then the man turned around.

"...Fuck?!" I cursed.

Wade Winston Wilson is Deadpool?Harry cheated on me!

Deadpool spread his arms and put down the video game. "It's really impolite to use dirty words as a greeting for a reunion. Isn't it a little bad for you to be so rude, Your Majesty the Queen?"

I looked at him in surprise.The bartender looked at us in surprise.

"You two know each other?" the bartender asked, comparing us.

I can't answer, full of slander.

"So? What brought you to me? Deadpool doesn't provide after-sales service, and there's no warranty." Wade said, his eyes behind the mask seemed to be sizing me up.

"Oh, she said she would entrust you to find her ex-boyfriend." The bartender answered for me.

I didn't even have a chance to deny it, Wade refused me directly after laughing.

"No, I'm not in this kind of muddy water. There must be a reason for breaking up. You seem to lack adventure and sense of humor. It's no fun to get along with you. They managed to get out of the sea of ​​suffering. I can't kill me compatriots."

Immediately I was on fire. "Cruel? How dare you use that word?!"

Wade shrugged, disapprovingly. "Otherwise is there a better word? Bullying? Attack?"

I was so angry that I couldn't speak, and tears rolled in my eyes.This is too much and it's humiliating to me.I raised my hands and wanted to give him a slap...

But think of the huge difference in force value between us.

……never mind.

If I can't beat the opponent, at least I can fight back verbally.In my anger, I sneered, "I thought money could turn ghosts around. This has refreshed my concept of mercenaries."

"You must have come to me in despair." Wade shook his head and sighed hypocritically, "Women of marriageable age are really scary. But unfortunately, you can't even count as resource recycling. You're just food waste, give it to pigs food."

Enough is enough, it really is enough.At one point, I wanted to summon Poseidon's trident to greet Deadpool, thinking that he would not die, even though it would hurt, I didn't care, so I turned around and left angrily.

"Don't go so far, Wade. She's a girl, and she's cute."

"Please, I don't want to touch this kind of trouble. Didn't you see that she was cursed?"

Lithium, sodium, potassium, rubidium, cesium, beryllium, magnesium, calcium, strontium, barium, and radium, boron, aluminum, gallium, indium, thallium, carbon, silicon, germanium, tin, and lead... I heard the discussion between the bartender and Deadpool behind me, and I repeated the periodic table of chemical elements in my heart to calm myself down.

So Deadpool just used bad words to drive me away because I was cursed and he thought it was troublesome.

It's not my pleasure to be cursed, it's discrimination.

... No, I am not reconciled.

I remembered, Harry said, that Deadpool had one of his greatest weaknesses...

I stopped, before leaving the bar.Everyone in the bar looked at me, seeing that I turned back angrily and barged into the back of the bar with a completely different momentum than when I came.

"Otherwise," I said, cocking my head and chest, looking down at Wade on the couch, "you help me get my ex-boyfriend back and I'll help you restore your looks. How about it?"

Agreement reached.

I think that's fair.He wants to get his ex-girlfriend back, I want to get my ex-boyfriend back, we help each other and benefit each other.

Although Deadpool doubted my ability to restore his appearance at first.

I can do it, I really can do it.Harry said that Wade's face was disfigured due to failed body transformation. Since it wasn't some unknown ancient black magic or some vicious curse from the universe, it must be within the scope of my support.

In order to prove my ability, I also tried for a while.

"I bless Wade Winston Wilson..."

Before I finished my words, Wade, who took off the mask, has returned to his appearance before undergoing body modification——

"...to return to his appearance two years ago."

——and then changed back in an instant.

Although it was only one click, it was enough for Wade.

"again!"

"Wait until you help me find my ex-boyfriend. Before the rose in my hand fades, we have to find my true love. Otherwise, the magic will lose its effect when I die, and no one can help you."

Thanks to Harry, this is really Deadpool's weakness.Deadpool immediately agreed to my commission without even taking the money.All he wanted was to get his face back.

In fact, if I die, the magic will also lose its effect, I don't know.But in order to force Deadpool to help me find someone, I am willing to use any trick.Otherwise, I can only go to S.H.I.E.L.D. for help!They better be willing to talk to me.

On the first day of the deal, I took Wade back to my house.

"Eli? Are you bringing... your boyfriend back?"

Mrs. Jackson, my mother, who adopted me, inevitably froze her smile when she saw Wade.

"It's not him," I said, "but in a way this guy can help me get my boyfriend back."

"It's an ex-boyfriend." Wade corrected, "Hi Mrs. Jackson, this is the first time I've seen a character in a Greek mythology book for young adults, and I'm a little excited when I think about it. And it's the kind of lunch that should have been given long ago."

None of us understood what Wade was saying.My mother looked at me with a worried expression.

"It's okay mom, he's the bodyguard Harry found for me." I hugged my mom and led Wade upstairs.

"Honey, what did you do to need a bodyguard?" Mrs. Jackson yelled worriedly from downstairs.

"She's dying!" Wade answered for me. "She's cursed!"

...Thank goodness my mom didn't believe me, otherwise I would have spent so much time explaining this to her.

I let Wade live in the loft of our house as part of the agreement—room and board were included for the duration of the employment.

"You absolutely, absolutely must not break my mother's heart. Messing her up, telling her the truth is not an option." I warned Wade, as he rolled around on the bed undressed, "You You can make me angry any way you want, just don't hurt my mother, or Percy and I will fight for you."

"Why did I mess with her? She's a good mother," Wade said, hugging the fluffy quilt and sighing. "Ah... so comfortable. The smell of burnt dust mites. I like it."

"........." I didn't want to respond to this sentence.

"You can use this place during the mission, but don't destroy my house or let my house be destroyed, or I will curse you. If you need anything, you can report it to the public account, and I will pay for your transportation, but not including the plane. Also, here It's the names of my ex-boyfriends."

I taped the lettering with my ex-boyfriend's name on Wade's forehead.

"Let me see." Wade took down the font and raised his eyebrows.

"Whoa. Whoa? Whoa!"

"What?" I stared at Wade, worried, "You know them? Are they still alive?"

"You're doing well." Wade raised his eyes, looking at me as if he was a little surprised, "Your ex-boyfriends have a lot of background."

"Aren't they hard to find?"

"Maybe what you should worry about is how to make them your true love after you find them." Wade shrugged, curled his lips, and shook his head. "This is a little more difficult. I don't think so."

"Anyway, let's find someone first." I said, while tidying up the furniture in the attic, there is so much dust, "You help me find someone, and I will figure out the rest."

"I can assist. You will definitely need it."

"Stop looking down on me. By the way, why don't you take off that mask? You're already in the house, and there's no ex-girlfriend here."

"I was afraid I'd scare your mother by removing it," Wade said, rolling on the bed again.

"I think that's how you scare my mom," I said, staring at the two katana swords on Wade's back, and his red and black bodysuit.

"So can I wear my cap? Like normal?"

"I think that would be much more normal than you are now."

"Great," Wade exclaimed happily, pulling off the mask.

"...don't undress in front of me! I don't want to see this!"

Jackson's home is about half an hour's drive from Imperial University.In fact, it is not far, mainly because it is easy to get stuck in traffic.

The day after the agreement was made, I had to go to class.

I don't know who the gossip is, but news of me hiring Deadpool to find my ex-boyfriend spreads across the world—at least in the superhero world.

Raven came to ask me first. "I heard you hired Deadpool to help you find your ex-boyfriend?"

I was shocked. "I was about to tell you about this!"

"So it's real?"

"Uh... isn't it good?"

Just how bad this is in the eyes of other people, I will soon find out.

After Raven came Hermione, and after Hermione came Peter.Everyone except Harry has asked me once.Hermione even said she was going to use all the house elves in the world to help me.

"You just don't believe that Wade will complete the commission, do you?" I was helpless.And what are house elves?Snail girl or something?

Hermione and Raven shook their heads in unison.

"Yes, we don't believe it."

"Don't worry, he will work hard this time. I've caught his weakness."

"Don't worry too much, Ellie," Raven reminded me, "Deadpool can't be trusted."

I frowned, "Is it that bad?"

Raven and Hermione exchanged a look, and both sighed.

"If he wasn't so notorious, maybe I'd like to believe that he's actually kind," Raven said, shaking her head at me. "He's moody and kind of schizophrenic, talking to himself all the time. You think that's Are people reliable?"

I recall the process of figuring it out with Wade.He often talks to himself, but I think it's okay...

"You haven't seen him lose control." Finally, Raven said, "Anyway, entrust him? Yes, but try to keep a little distance from him."

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