[Comprehensive British and American] The predecessors are missing one
Chapter 5 Mouth Cannon Mercenary; Deadpool Captain, Hero Appears
This isn't the first time Harry has turned into a rage.Usually he'd be pissed off at something Peter had done, or Raven had teased him on a massive scale, or Hermione would point out his flaws, but seldom did he get pissed off at me.I should really take a picture of that scene just now.
If it weren't for the accident that happened in the afternoon, I should have left Wade Winston Wilson behind.
Percy still hasn't texted me back.Maybe they are somewhere where there is no signal, like [-] miles underground, I'm not sure, they always go to some incredible places that should only exist in novels.Harry, on the other hand, asked me several times if I should go to the doctor, because he didn't think a flower in anyone was a good thing.Peter continued to disappear.
After class, I went to the mall alone to buy some gadgets for my experiments.There is a big B&Q near our school.
Nothing happened on the way to the mall, and I didn't think anything would happen; it was a stupid idea, yes, I found out later, so stop cursing.I'm not used to being an ordinary person.
I stood in the screw area searching for the size I wanted.Suddenly, I felt something was wrong with the atmosphere.
I looked up and looked around, and took off the earphones.For some reason, the other guests disappeared, and I was the only one left in the area.
The air was deathly still.
I belatedly realized something was wrong...
On the bright side, at least I know something is wrong.I put down the screw and walked to the left, and found three aliens walking from the left side of the aisle.So I took the screw and ran to the right, and found that there were also three aliens on the right side of the aisle.
I almost looked up to see if there were three aliens on the ceiling too.
It's not a good choice to just catch it without a fight. The problem is that it is even more impossible to win the opponent.
I thought about it, and silently grabbed a handful of screws as a weapon.
"Okay, I want to tell you that the gem is not on me..."
I try to buy time by saying something.It was useless, this group of aliens who couldn't tell which race it was at all held me up and dragged me out without any explanation.I struggled and refused to obey, and took the opportunity to let go of my palm and let the screw roll to the ground.
The loose screws made the aliens have to distract and dodge.I took the opportunity to step on the foot of the alien closest to me, and raised my leg under his disapproving gaze.
Step down and kill! !
This trick works really well, thanks Raven.The alien I attacked was bent over in pain, and I broke free, knocking the other alien to the ground and snatching his gun.
"Don't come here!" I raised my gun, pointed it at them first, then realized that it was useless, and pointed it at myself, "Come here again and I will shoot! You don't want to find the gems if I die! "
This trick was considered a success in deterring the enemy.But it can only be won for a while.I wanted to use the time-traveling method to escape, but at this moment, a burst of gunshots rang out.
Bang bang bang bang.One two three four five.Five bullets passed through the heads of the aliens with precision.
I looked up, in a panic, and saw the bodyguard Harry had taken care of, a weirdo in a red and black bodysuit, jumping off the shelf.
"Phew. Didn't anyone tell you not to act alone when you're hunted down? Your Majesty the Queen."
The other party taunted me, drew the knife and waved it, and the blade stably passed through the forehead of the remaining alien.
I took a breath, feeling dizzy from the bloody and murderous scene in front of me... so disgusting!Green blood everywhere!green!I feel like I'm going to have a shadow on drinks like herbal tea for the rest of my life.
The other party reached out and grabbed me with his arms. "Gone Her Majesty," he said, picking me up by the waist and onto his shoulders.I didn't have time to scream and lead him to the back door.Along the way, this man saw and killed Buddhas without hindrance, and I seemed to understand where his tens of billions of cosmic bounties came from.
I was shoved into a sedan, which I guess he had stolen.
"Actually," I finally found a chance to say, "I can teleport magic."
The other party looked back from the driver's seat, probably looking at me, or at the pursuers behind us... I quickly got down, and he raised his gun to kill the alien pursuers.
"That would be great. But do you know where we're going?"
……do not know.
The whole trip was filled with one-sided conversations from this mercenary to me.Half the time I don't know how to respond to him, and the other half I don't want to respond at all.
"You can call me Captain Deadpool," he said.
I was silent for two seconds, "...Are you a fan of Captain America?"
"Aren't you? How dare you say you're not? Liar, girls your age would definitely like Captain America's awe-inspiring aura and his chest muscles under his tights. But he's not as big as me."
My whole face was contorted.Why is this person discussing this with me!
"Anyway, your name is Deadpool." I decided to ignore the previous topic. I didn't mean to discuss their size with anyone of the opposite sex. "So... where are we going?"
"Safe house. Something like that. Do you like unicorns? I like unicorns. Ah, I really want to go home and watch My Little Pony, it's about to start..."
…I once again wondered in the depths of my heart whether Harry wanted to kill me indirectly or destroy the universe by finding such a bodyguard for me.
Now that my identity is out, obviously, I can't go back to Harry's dormitory.I'm worried about getting Harry into trouble, and what's worse, I can't get through to Harry's phone anyway.
Deadpool took me back to his house.I don't think it's the way to go on like this. It's impossible to hide forever, so I handed over a handful of gems to S.H.I.E.L.D.
Wade was all for my proposal. "Then why didn't you do it in the first place?"
Immediately I felt a little wronged.I want to do this!But others won't let me do it!
After drawing up the plan, Wade found Captain America through his channel.The delivery point is on the outskirts of the city, in the middle of the night, to prevent Thanos from chasing us and accidentally injuring people.This decision was right, because Thanos' men really came after him.He didn't seem to come in person, I only saw his adopted daughter Nebula.
Thanks to the efforts of the Avengers, Thanos's men were killed and injured countless times, only Nebra and a few aliens escaped from the atmosphere in desperation──Correction, maybe only Nebra escaped from the atmosphere, I saw Superman rushing out Beat up those aliens.
I give the gem to the Avengers.Deadpool is right, for a girl my age, well, it should be said, at least for me, it’s really hard not to be attracted to Captain America’s heroic, upright handsomeness.
"We'll take care of the gem," Captain America assured me, patting me tenderly on the head.
I quickly regained my senses.Deadpool shook his head beside him.
"I want to ask... If Mount Olympus wants to get this gem back in the future, is it okay?" I asked.
"Of course, we are just taking care of it at this stage." Captain America said, looking at me with serious pity, "We have heard about the tragedy on Mount Olympus. We have sent more manpower to Olympus in the past few days. Lympus to help, I hope this can be of some help to you.”
I thought about it, and then asked, "Then my part..."
"S.H.I.E.L.D. will send additional manpower to protect your safety." Captain America continued, curling the corners of his mouth at me, "Don't worry, we won't put you in danger. I've already found someone who can secretly protect you. He is very suitable for this I am happy to take this job.”
Actually, what I want to ask is not this.I just want to make sure that these problems should have nothing to do with me if I hand over the gems.Only at this moment, the rose on my arm started to itch again, diverting my attention.
I walked to a farther place, opened my sleeves and observed, and found that the rosebud seemed to be more open than before...?
"You really are the weakest god I've ever seen. Weaker than Loki."
Deadpool's voice came from behind.Startled, I turned around.
Although I don't know who Deadpool is talking about, I can hear him mocking me.I was a little upset and pouted, thinking he saved me at B&Q and didn't show it.
"Since the crisis is resolved, it seems that you don't need my protection." Deadpool said, shrugging, and walking towards the edge of the building.
"How long is Harry's contract with you?" I asked.
"No idea. He just asked me to protect you until this thing is over."
I watched Deadpool stand on the edge of the roof and jump down.
"Come on!"
Leaving aside, I was frightened by Deadpool's exaggerated way of exiting, and my heart beat several times faster. Seeing his bloody appearance when he fell on the garbage truck was enough for me to have nightmares for three days and three nights.
I knelt on the edge of the roof and screamed.Black Widow came over and patted me on the shoulder.
"Don't worry. Deadpool has super resilience, and basically can't die." Black Widow said, holding the transparent box containing the self gem, and asked me: "I noticed that there is a red dot on the gem. What is it? "
I calmed down and looked at the garbage truck going away, then at the black widow, and the self gem in her hand.
"What red dot?" I asked, took the transparent box and looked at it for a while.
There is really a small red dot above the yellow gemstone.
"I don't know." I frowned, confused, "Maybe my blood got on it by accident. Just wipe it off."
I think so.Black Widow's expression looked disapproving.
Escorted by the Avengers, I went back to Harry's dormitory, waiting for Percy and the others to come back.I told Harry about Deadpool and selectively skipped Deadpool saying I was weak.
"Didn't he say you were weak?" Harry finally asked me. "Honestly, I never thought God was so weak."
"........."
Damn, I must learn a lot of powerful magic!
The author has something to say: please bookmark me!! (cry
Please collect, please collect, please collect me, give me flowers, give me love!! (Rolling all over the floor
If it weren't for the accident that happened in the afternoon, I should have left Wade Winston Wilson behind.
Percy still hasn't texted me back.Maybe they are somewhere where there is no signal, like [-] miles underground, I'm not sure, they always go to some incredible places that should only exist in novels.Harry, on the other hand, asked me several times if I should go to the doctor, because he didn't think a flower in anyone was a good thing.Peter continued to disappear.
After class, I went to the mall alone to buy some gadgets for my experiments.There is a big B&Q near our school.
Nothing happened on the way to the mall, and I didn't think anything would happen; it was a stupid idea, yes, I found out later, so stop cursing.I'm not used to being an ordinary person.
I stood in the screw area searching for the size I wanted.Suddenly, I felt something was wrong with the atmosphere.
I looked up and looked around, and took off the earphones.For some reason, the other guests disappeared, and I was the only one left in the area.
The air was deathly still.
I belatedly realized something was wrong...
On the bright side, at least I know something is wrong.I put down the screw and walked to the left, and found three aliens walking from the left side of the aisle.So I took the screw and ran to the right, and found that there were also three aliens on the right side of the aisle.
I almost looked up to see if there were three aliens on the ceiling too.
It's not a good choice to just catch it without a fight. The problem is that it is even more impossible to win the opponent.
I thought about it, and silently grabbed a handful of screws as a weapon.
"Okay, I want to tell you that the gem is not on me..."
I try to buy time by saying something.It was useless, this group of aliens who couldn't tell which race it was at all held me up and dragged me out without any explanation.I struggled and refused to obey, and took the opportunity to let go of my palm and let the screw roll to the ground.
The loose screws made the aliens have to distract and dodge.I took the opportunity to step on the foot of the alien closest to me, and raised my leg under his disapproving gaze.
Step down and kill! !
This trick works really well, thanks Raven.The alien I attacked was bent over in pain, and I broke free, knocking the other alien to the ground and snatching his gun.
"Don't come here!" I raised my gun, pointed it at them first, then realized that it was useless, and pointed it at myself, "Come here again and I will shoot! You don't want to find the gems if I die! "
This trick was considered a success in deterring the enemy.But it can only be won for a while.I wanted to use the time-traveling method to escape, but at this moment, a burst of gunshots rang out.
Bang bang bang bang.One two three four five.Five bullets passed through the heads of the aliens with precision.
I looked up, in a panic, and saw the bodyguard Harry had taken care of, a weirdo in a red and black bodysuit, jumping off the shelf.
"Phew. Didn't anyone tell you not to act alone when you're hunted down? Your Majesty the Queen."
The other party taunted me, drew the knife and waved it, and the blade stably passed through the forehead of the remaining alien.
I took a breath, feeling dizzy from the bloody and murderous scene in front of me... so disgusting!Green blood everywhere!green!I feel like I'm going to have a shadow on drinks like herbal tea for the rest of my life.
The other party reached out and grabbed me with his arms. "Gone Her Majesty," he said, picking me up by the waist and onto his shoulders.I didn't have time to scream and lead him to the back door.Along the way, this man saw and killed Buddhas without hindrance, and I seemed to understand where his tens of billions of cosmic bounties came from.
I was shoved into a sedan, which I guess he had stolen.
"Actually," I finally found a chance to say, "I can teleport magic."
The other party looked back from the driver's seat, probably looking at me, or at the pursuers behind us... I quickly got down, and he raised his gun to kill the alien pursuers.
"That would be great. But do you know where we're going?"
……do not know.
The whole trip was filled with one-sided conversations from this mercenary to me.Half the time I don't know how to respond to him, and the other half I don't want to respond at all.
"You can call me Captain Deadpool," he said.
I was silent for two seconds, "...Are you a fan of Captain America?"
"Aren't you? How dare you say you're not? Liar, girls your age would definitely like Captain America's awe-inspiring aura and his chest muscles under his tights. But he's not as big as me."
My whole face was contorted.Why is this person discussing this with me!
"Anyway, your name is Deadpool." I decided to ignore the previous topic. I didn't mean to discuss their size with anyone of the opposite sex. "So... where are we going?"
"Safe house. Something like that. Do you like unicorns? I like unicorns. Ah, I really want to go home and watch My Little Pony, it's about to start..."
…I once again wondered in the depths of my heart whether Harry wanted to kill me indirectly or destroy the universe by finding such a bodyguard for me.
Now that my identity is out, obviously, I can't go back to Harry's dormitory.I'm worried about getting Harry into trouble, and what's worse, I can't get through to Harry's phone anyway.
Deadpool took me back to his house.I don't think it's the way to go on like this. It's impossible to hide forever, so I handed over a handful of gems to S.H.I.E.L.D.
Wade was all for my proposal. "Then why didn't you do it in the first place?"
Immediately I felt a little wronged.I want to do this!But others won't let me do it!
After drawing up the plan, Wade found Captain America through his channel.The delivery point is on the outskirts of the city, in the middle of the night, to prevent Thanos from chasing us and accidentally injuring people.This decision was right, because Thanos' men really came after him.He didn't seem to come in person, I only saw his adopted daughter Nebula.
Thanks to the efforts of the Avengers, Thanos's men were killed and injured countless times, only Nebra and a few aliens escaped from the atmosphere in desperation──Correction, maybe only Nebra escaped from the atmosphere, I saw Superman rushing out Beat up those aliens.
I give the gem to the Avengers.Deadpool is right, for a girl my age, well, it should be said, at least for me, it’s really hard not to be attracted to Captain America’s heroic, upright handsomeness.
"We'll take care of the gem," Captain America assured me, patting me tenderly on the head.
I quickly regained my senses.Deadpool shook his head beside him.
"I want to ask... If Mount Olympus wants to get this gem back in the future, is it okay?" I asked.
"Of course, we are just taking care of it at this stage." Captain America said, looking at me with serious pity, "We have heard about the tragedy on Mount Olympus. We have sent more manpower to Olympus in the past few days. Lympus to help, I hope this can be of some help to you.”
I thought about it, and then asked, "Then my part..."
"S.H.I.E.L.D. will send additional manpower to protect your safety." Captain America continued, curling the corners of his mouth at me, "Don't worry, we won't put you in danger. I've already found someone who can secretly protect you. He is very suitable for this I am happy to take this job.”
Actually, what I want to ask is not this.I just want to make sure that these problems should have nothing to do with me if I hand over the gems.Only at this moment, the rose on my arm started to itch again, diverting my attention.
I walked to a farther place, opened my sleeves and observed, and found that the rosebud seemed to be more open than before...?
"You really are the weakest god I've ever seen. Weaker than Loki."
Deadpool's voice came from behind.Startled, I turned around.
Although I don't know who Deadpool is talking about, I can hear him mocking me.I was a little upset and pouted, thinking he saved me at B&Q and didn't show it.
"Since the crisis is resolved, it seems that you don't need my protection." Deadpool said, shrugging, and walking towards the edge of the building.
"How long is Harry's contract with you?" I asked.
"No idea. He just asked me to protect you until this thing is over."
I watched Deadpool stand on the edge of the roof and jump down.
"Come on!"
Leaving aside, I was frightened by Deadpool's exaggerated way of exiting, and my heart beat several times faster. Seeing his bloody appearance when he fell on the garbage truck was enough for me to have nightmares for three days and three nights.
I knelt on the edge of the roof and screamed.Black Widow came over and patted me on the shoulder.
"Don't worry. Deadpool has super resilience, and basically can't die." Black Widow said, holding the transparent box containing the self gem, and asked me: "I noticed that there is a red dot on the gem. What is it? "
I calmed down and looked at the garbage truck going away, then at the black widow, and the self gem in her hand.
"What red dot?" I asked, took the transparent box and looked at it for a while.
There is really a small red dot above the yellow gemstone.
"I don't know." I frowned, confused, "Maybe my blood got on it by accident. Just wipe it off."
I think so.Black Widow's expression looked disapproving.
Escorted by the Avengers, I went back to Harry's dormitory, waiting for Percy and the others to come back.I told Harry about Deadpool and selectively skipped Deadpool saying I was weak.
"Didn't he say you were weak?" Harry finally asked me. "Honestly, I never thought God was so weak."
"........."
Damn, I must learn a lot of powerful magic!
The author has something to say: please bookmark me!! (cry
Please collect, please collect, please collect me, give me flowers, give me love!! (Rolling all over the floor
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