[Comprehensive British and American] The predecessors are missing one

The author has something to say: After careful consideration, I decided to change the chronological order of the entire story, add a new main line, and rewrite it.The main reason is that the first 4 characters of the original version may have less than 4000 leading actors. This is too exaggerated, and I can’t even write it myself.

Therefore, in the new version, Wade has more roles.Because of the change in the relationship between the male and female protagonists, Wade should have spoken more often.As for those who are still saying that Wade is not affectionate enough, come to me to discuss this issue after reading the whole story.I don't want to play the idea that the hero and heroine are inexplicably in love with each other from the beginning.I am the author and I can't even enter the play.

There will be a lovelorn male second, I haven't decided who it is yet.Whoever you like, I will let him fall in love... No kidding.I should choose other people who are in the CP in the neighbors at the same time as the male second, or the CP in the next article as the male second, so that if you are abused here, you will be cured when you turn around. See how caring I am.

It should be noted that the items are all in the copywriting.

I wish you a happy reading month.No typo.

Wade and I were walking down the road early that morning.The wind is a bit cold, and the streets of New York are so dirty, there are garbage everywhere.I watched a few newspapers full of footprints, smudges, and even urine stains being blown up by the wind, patted on the telephone pole nearby and shaking with the wind, and frowned in disgust.

"I'm absolutely going to fix your problem as fast as I can," Wade said again, and he kept murmuring throughout the trip, "As much as possible. God, you're ruining my day-to-day life. This Time for me to follow Vanessa!"

I can only remind myself, Yili, stop, you are the queen, you have already inherited the position of Sea God, you can't roll your eyes and twitch your mouth in the street without temperament, you have to be elegant.You represent the royal family of Mount Olympus.

"Then I did the right thing," I replied, with a Greek goddess-like smirk, "I protected an innocent, poor girl from a crazy, evil ex-boyfriend, at least not today. I will be followed by my ex-boyfriend."

"I'm not a crazy evil ex-boyfriend. I love Vanessa. What do you know little girl."

"Attention, you are talking to the Goddess of Olympus. Also, stalking an ex-girlfriend, isn't this a horror lover? Please, you all broke up."

Wade stopped, turned his head, and stared at me.Under the gray cotton cap, his undisguised face was terrifyingly hideous in the morning light.

"We didn't break up."

I also stopped, raised my face, and stared at Wade.

"You want to leave her yourself, this is not what a breakup is."

Just when we were stuck at the intersection and refused to give in to each other, a situation arose.

Disputes in the alleys draw our attention.We looked at the dispute at the same time.

"It's a robbery." I frowned, thinking, no wonder they were arguing louder than us.Then I took out my phone and prepared to report the crime.

Wade pressed my hand down with the palm of his hand.

"No, it's too late to wait for the police," he said, frowning and serious. "I won't let this happen. Don't even try to do it in front of my eyes."

……Eh?

I looked at Wade in astonishment, seeing his upright face.This is a talkative mercenary, what can Wade Winston Wilson say?When did he decide to be a superhero?

For a moment, I seemed to see the soul projection of Clark or Captain America behind Wade...

Wade stepped on devil-like steps, left me behind, and walked forward majesticly.

I watched him go, go, go.

Into the phone booth.

Then start changing clothes.

……what?

I froze.I tilt my head.I am dumbfounded.

The robbery across the street continues.

I look at the robbery, then at the telephone booth, at the robbery, then at the telephone booth.I'm really stupid, and Wade is too big and tall, and the narrow phone booth obviously can't accommodate him, and he can make the phone booth wobble and fall apart with a change of clothes.I just looked at the reflection in the glass, Wade undressed and took off his pants, and then tried to stuff myself into the tights, shaking my head while holding my forehead, and regained my senses.

"Seriously you, Wade Winston Wilson. Are you changing? In a phone booth? In a phone booth at a time like this?"

"Oh, thanks, please help me with the classic title of Superman, thank you. I have to say that DC's music is more iconic than MARVEL. It's brainwashing."

...I can't understand what Wade is talking about at all.What's more, Wade also found time to make a phone call.

Many times, no one can understand Wade's broken thoughts.It was a symptom of some kind of mental illness, so my mother—the biological one—had always thought Wade was weird.I think it’s okay, sometimes I talk to myself, and I have a younger brother with ADHD and dyslexia, Wade’s symptoms are okay, I can pretend I didn’t hear it.The point is, I couldn't find a better person to help me with the problem at hand.

"When you change your clothes, everyone will die." I held my forehead, took a deep breath, and decided to ignore Wade and go directly to stop the robbery.

But at this very second.boom.

Gunfire echoed through the quiet streets of New York early in the morning.

Wade and I stopped at the same time.

"Okay. Alright alright. I'll be alright," Wade said, in a very ordinary tone, as if he was just running late for a restaurant reservation.

I rushed across the road, fished out the trident with my right hand in the void, and directly used magic to freeze the robber in place and petrify him.It's just that the victim who fell on the ground and was shot in the chest made me feel difficult...

"Oh. Oh my God. It's not good. It's not good. He's dead."

Wade's voice came from behind.I looked back and saw Wade finally changed and ran across the street, frowning at the corpse, shaking his head, and sighing.

"I'm really sorry. I wasted too much time in the phone booth."

I take deep breaths instead of rolling my eyes. "Are you making a personal attack on someone, Wade."

Wade put his hands on his hips and turned to look at me. "Isn't it pleasant, Your Majesty the Queen."

Resisting the urge to beat someone up, I knelt down to check if the victim was still alive. "Shut up Deadpool, both Clark and Kara change clothes quickly, in less than three seconds. They're all in it. This man isn't dead yet."

"Hey, yeah. You're a god. You're supposed to have that kind of magic that brings him back to life or something?"

I crouched next to the victim and called an ambulance.I looked up after I hung up, stared at Wade, just stared at him.

"I'm Poseidon," I said, emphatically, "Poseidon, do you know what that means?"

Wade stared at me, just stared at me.

"Uh... that means you're good at swimming?"

"Rule the sea on my behalf! With the water!" I yelled, jumping to my feet in anger, "I can stop his blood from continuing to drain, but I can't bring him back to life, that's none of my business. Also, stop taunting Clark , you are simply bullying others.”

Wade spread his hands and shrugged. "So we have to stay here until the ambulance arrives?" he said, slowly lying down against the victim.

I watched in shock as Wade used the victim as a pillow.He also casually picked up the ice cream bought by the victim and ate it.

"...Wade, you can always refresh my understanding of the word lower limit."

"I love your compliment. Want a sip? Vanilla, not too bad."

"........."

You must be wondering why it started like that.

I'm Evangeline, full name Evangeline Jackson.If you want to know, I am an American, I grew up in different states, because my younger brother Posy ADHD and dyslexia, I transferred countless times from childhood to adulthood, and skipped a grade to go to college. I am currently studying in the Industrial Department of Imperial University in New York. The first two months Just got back from the Aegean, and, well, I'm a mermaid.

Using bars as your own measure of units—a sentence full of gags—is really weird, I know.

However, there is nothing better than discovering that one's younger brother is half-human and half-god in one year, and one's younger brother was hunted down and sent to a half-blood concentration camp. Mixed blood──Don’t ask me how Poseidon and Gaia got on well, how would I know, ask my parents or go to the Internet to check the data by yourself──Pure-blood god.

Then, after a series of political conspiracies that I couldn't figure out what happened so far, I somehow became the next sea god, the successor of Poseidon, and the goddess with powerful divine power in charge of the seas of the whole earth.

... Nothing could be more strange than these.I thought so.Wade Winston Wilson is not included in the calculation.

Well, let's make a long story short.Here's the thing.In my senior year, celebrating my 20th birthday, I suddenly learned that Percy is actually half-human half-god, and his father is Poseidon.

This sounds like shit.My initial reaction was the same as yours, just laughing and thinking Percy was trying to fuck me.

"I'm not going to be fooled," I told Percy at the time.

"I didn't ask you to be fooled. I'm serious! Sis, you have to trust me." Then Percy said, with his head in his hands, feeling a little broken, "I'm also desperate! But what can I do! "

Then I met Percy's Camp Half-Blood teacher.I just realized, no, it's true.

Then Percy was hunted down for a while, and he encountered many things, and I couldn't help him, and there was no signal at all in many places he went, and he disappeared for two or three months, just like disappearing from the world.

Finally, Percy came back and brought me some terrible news.

"Sister, you are really my own sister."

"Of course I'm your own sister. I'm the second best woman in the world to you, before your wife shows up."

"No, I mean, Yili, you are also Poseidon's daughter."

Then it was me who was desperate.

Gaia found me one step ahead of Poseidon.When she saw me, she reacted so excitedly, hugging me and crying and laughing.

I just found out that I am the daughter of Gaia and Poseidon—I really don’t know how they got married, but there seems to be such a thing in the myth——I was born with great power, because Gaia and Poseidon Seidon's favorite, stolen at birth.Thousands of years ago.

At that time, Gaia was almost desperate, and he was so angry that he made a lot of things. This is another problem, let's not mention it for now.

Who would have thought that the person who stole me did not succeed in killing me, something went wrong.I fell into the torrent of time and space, appeared in the United States thousands of years later, was picked up and raised by Percy's mother, and happened to become Percy's older sister.

After recognizing their relatives, I will bring them back to Mount Olympus.Poseidon said that in order to compensate me, he wanted me to inherit his position, but I couldn't refuse, so I bit the bullet.

As a result, at my succession ceremony, Thanos appeared and asked Zeus to hand over some of his own gems, otherwise Mount Olympus would be bloodbathed. We fought Thanos, and Poseidon was seriously injured and unconscious. , sneaking back to the atrium with the fragments of my own gems...

And then, that's why I had to hire Wade, to help me get my ex-boyfriends back.