Life goes on and things go on [Comprehensive]

The color of the robe is bright yellow, the leader is all embellished with azure green pieces of gold, embroidered with nine dragons in gold, arranged in twelve chapters, with five-color clouds in between, one front and back front dragons on the collar, one walking dragon on the left and right and at the lapel, one front dragon on the sleeve end, The eight-treasure standing water skirt in the lower panel opens left and right.

This is the emperor's court dress, and the court lady who is holding the court dress to change the emperor's clothes seems to be a newcomer, very shy and timid, keeping her head down all the time, not daring to look up at the emperor.

Recently, a large part of the palace servants serving the emperor have changed. The rebellion in the Nanwang Palace was thoroughly investigated before, and a thread that had been lurking by his side for a long time was drawn out. Even when he was a prince, he had served beside him. Wang An, who became the chief eunuch, had long been a member of the Nanwang Mansion.

Since Wang An, the chief eunuch, is related to the Nanwang Mansion, those under Wang An's command can no longer be used. Regardless of whether they know about it or not, the emperor can no longer use them just because they were taught by Wang An's top leaders. Otherwise, wouldn't it be a panic.

The emperor took off his court clothes and put on his ordinary clothes, but frowned again. This maid looked like she was not used to changing clothes for others, but every palace servant sent to him was well-trained.

Being so unusual, the emperor carefully looked at the appearance of the maid, who seemed to sense that the emperor was watching him, and buried her head lower, wishing she could dig a hole to bury herself.

Those eyebrows, those facial features, I feel like I've seen them somewhere before.

As for where you saw it, just ask. The emperor said, "Where did you get transferred from the palace?"

The court lady raised her court dress, trying to block the emperor's sight, but due to the situation, she finally had to open her mouth, "Servant..."

As soon as he opened his mouth, the emperor immediately thought why he felt that the court lady looked familiar.

"My dear lady."

The emperor patted the other person's shoulder, turned around and covered his mouth and laughed. He was still shaking his shoulders before, the laughter seemed to be there, but was covered by his hands. Later, the emperor couldn't bear it anymore and let himself go. , moved his hand away and laughed wildly.

"Hahahahahahaha——you, Lu Xiaofeng, why are you dressed like this?"

That maid was none other than Lu Xiaofeng.

Lu Xiaofeng was recognized, and put down the court clothes that covered his face in a self-defeating manner. Just as he was about to throw it aside, he remembered that the court clothes represented the majesty of the emperor. Dare to throw away the court clothes, even if Lu Xiaofeng hugged the emperor's thigh and cried, it would be useless.

Wait, why is he holding a man's thigh and crying?Lu Xiaofeng felt that he had collapsed.

In fact, this morning, he hugged the Demon Zhe's thigh and cried for mercy, but it was useless. The woman was so hard that anyone would dare to beat him up. He was still holding on to a chance, hoping to persuade the Demon Zhe to be lenient and let him go. Once, this time he also had his own reasons, who knew that the devil ignored his plea and called Ye Gucheng in to show him.

Looking at Ye Gucheng, who was so cute and called his mother to the devil, Lu Xiaofeng knew that the devil was here to play for real.

Hurry up and give back his cold and inhuman sword fairy Ye Gucheng, what the hell is Tie Dan!

He was dressed as a court lady by the devil himself, and she was still a beautiful palace lady. I have to boast that the makeup skills of the devil are really amazing, and he still has the original facial features and appearance, but from her hands, the whole People feel differently to others.

For this reason, Lu Xiaofeng's four eyebrows were honorably sacrificed again.By the way, there are four, except for his beard that looks like eyebrows, and the eyebrows that only grew out after a long time. They were shaved off by the demon, saying that women are not popular with thick eyebrows recently, but prefer thick eyebrows. Liu Yemei, shaved his eyebrows and repainted them.

Then Lu Xiaofeng was taken by the demon himself, and took a flying trip that was faster than Qinggong and more exciting than jumping off a cliff.Flying all the way from the cottage to the emperor, Lu Xiaofeng no longer wanted to think about how the demon's lightness kung fu was different from others, flying so high and fast, without any measures to protect him, Lu Xiaofeng was afraid that the demon would suddenly change halfway. In order to bully him, she directly threw him from the air.

It was the first time that Lu Xiaofeng felt that the ground was so kind. In a short time, he himself didn't want to use light work.

He was a little dizzy.

#Be a down-to-earth person, start today#

With such a long distance from the cottage to the imperial palace, the devil can change the venue in an instant like a visit. As for the emperor's deep palace, she is not a problem.

Lu Xiaofeng only felt that those who wanted to rebel in Nanwangfu and Prince Taiping were weak, and if they wanted to usurp the throne, they would look for martial arts masters as their trump cards, and they should look for them according to the standard of the devil.

However, in Lu Xiaofeng's heart, the martial arts master demon doesn't want to usurp the throne, he just wants Lu Xiaofeng to play as a court lady, so willful, what can Lu Xiaofeng do?

Of course, do as she says!

Therefore, Lu Xiaofeng appeared in front of the emperor with this honor.The emperor wasn't afraid that Lu Xiaofeng's strange dressing up had some other purpose, anyway, no matter whether it was an assassin or a usurper, they wouldn't look so loveless like Lu Xiaofeng at this moment.

"Oh, it's the copycat boss you said who subdued Ye Gucheng for me who made you like this?" The emperor thought it was very funny, and kept teasing Lu Xiaofeng, "This is a good job, I didn't expect Lu Xiaofeng to be a beauty too. "

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"By the way, your Royal Highness Prince Taiping also wanted to rebel, and I tricked her into going to her. She thought... oh, it's because I caused trouble for her, that's why she treated me like this, Your Majesty, you Make the decision for me!" Lu Xiaofeng wished he could cry until he was in tears.

"This is also a wonderful person." The emperor ignored Lu Xiaofeng's accusation, and instead praised the devil.

Then his topic changed to Gong Jiu, "Prince Taiping wants to rebel? Forget about him, he is less reliable than Prince Nan. Apart from his better martial arts, he is actually very easy to deceive, even if he Take the sword and come in front of me, and I have a way to play with it."

"Your Majesty, did you say something terrible just now?" I was stopped by Gong Jiu once, but I felt that Gong Jiu was also an unfathomable stubborn stubble, although he had lied to Gong Jiu at that time, but...it was Gong Jiu In fact, he is not as powerful as he looks, but this emperor is even more terrifying.

"Where is he now?" the emperor asked casually.

"..." Lu Xiaofeng was silent for a while, and then he hesitated, "I was tied to the king, I mean the head of the house."

For a long time, he used to call the devil "big king", Lu Xiaofeng said it smoothly as soon as he was distracted, but this one in front of him is the lord of the world, any king would not go through his hands, Lu Xiaofeng was deeply afraid that he would stab the swindler again.

"I heard that the leaders of the bandits are the King of the Mountain, so it is really called that." The emperor nodded thoughtfully, "Lu Xiaofeng, I want to ask you something, if you help me, I don't care about the crime of breaking into the deep palace and dressing like this this time."

"What?" Lu Xiaofeng had an ominous premonition.

Seeing the demon and the emperor chatting happily in front of him, Lu Xiaofeng's heart was broken.

"You are such a wonderful person." The emperor praised, he was very happy for the demon who was unpretentious and did not regard him as the emperor, and did not pose any threat to his throne.

"I thought Lu Xiaofeng made me trouble again, but I didn't expect you to be quite a good person." The demon also admired the emperor, and the emperor's actions were quite to her liking.

"Good, then I will come and be the second king of the cottage." The emperor, who was dressed in plain clothes, fanned pretendingly with the fan he snatched from Gong Jiu.

"Okay, you can be the emperor if you want." The devil also welcomed the emperor, and it was the first time he saw an emperor who voluntarily wanted to become a bandit.

"I really want to try walking on the street. People around me are tremblingly afraid of me, and they have to bite the bullet and praise me to please me."

"But you are not the emperor, you should be used to it." Lu Xiaofeng asked weakly.

"That can't be done. The people are very picky about the emperor. If they can't do one thing well and ignore some places, they will call me a foolish king. And the emperor who is feared by the people is a tyrant. I am also very uncomfortable and very Not free."

The emperor's eyes lit up, "Zhen... um, no, even my majesty wants to do it in a fair and honest way!"

Enjoy the feeling that others can't get used to him and can't get rid of him.

Lu Xiaofeng: "..."

The Gong Jiu who was still acting as a stake in the courtyard was a masochist, and it seemed that there was something wrong with the emperor!

Lu Xiaofeng finally understood why the emperor dared to say that he was able to play with Gong Jiu, who was highly skilled in martial arts.

"However, this is also the first time for this king to be king of the mountain, so he doesn't understand many things." The emperor was still humble at this time, "It's better to start from the basics."

Base?

Lu Xiaofeng quickly stopped the emperor, "Your Majesty, how can you be a dog's leg? No, no, no!"

"Who wants to be a dog's leg?" The emperor smiled and glanced at Lu Xiaofeng, "I mean the foundation of the king of the mountain. I heard that the king became famous in the world because of..."

Lu Xiaofeng: I always feel that the ominous premonition is about to come true.

"Kidnapping this Lu Xiaofeng and asking for ransom from Lu Xiaofeng's friends all over the world?" The emperor looked very interested, "I have never collected money like this, so what is Lu Xiaofeng's ransom now? 300 million? Or 500?"

"If you are the one to do it, why don't we raise the price again?" The demon suggested with a serious face, "And there may be several companies who come to redeem him at the same time."

"How about an auction, the one with the highest price wins?" The emperor and the devil were in front of Lu Xiaofeng, and they began to figure out how to sell Lu Xiaofeng.

Lu Xiaofeng: "..."

Of these two people, one can't fight and the other can't, why is his life so hard!

The author has something to say: I still want to thank "Bianhua Fanhua~~~" and "Yuanyuan" for their contributions!mwah!