Silly roe deer and beautiful fat man

The father who wanted to be clichéd and the son who was stricter than the secrecy bureau gagged for a while, and then saw the girl rushing over to join the group chat.

"Why did you come down?" Lu Han was a little puzzled, when Reba came to him in the morning, he was obviously ready to go, but why did he come down later than himself.

Reba didn't answer, and handed him a thermos cup that could be called a "bucket" in his hand, "Drink some of this, the brown sugar ginger water I made, warms the stomach."

Lu Han subconsciously raised his hand to catch it, and the moment his fingertips touched the girl's fingers, the subtle emotions exploded in his chaotic brain like a chemical reaction after encountering a catalyst.

It turned out that she came late because she wanted to do this...

Silly roe deer pursed his lips, lowered his eyes and said "thank you", he unscrewed the bottle cap, and the steam overflowed with a strong smell of ginger.Luhan lowered his head and took a sip, the sweet and spicy soup spread down the esophagus to the lungs, although it was only a small sip, it warmed up the whole body.

"Is it hot?"

The girl's voice came into his ears softly, Luhan raised his head, his eyes were as bright as water vapor: "It's not hot, it's delicious!"

The girl who got the affirmation was slightly relieved, and the corners of her mouth also raised.

Chao Dad was forced to summon the stealth skill again. Although the picture in front of him looked so fresh and refined that he couldn't bear to be disturbed, but based on a father's keen sense of smell, he still had to ask: "How do you know he's not feeling well?" ?”

Now it seems to be...

Come early in the morning :)

Reba turned his head and said without thinking: "He said this morning, he had a stomach flu from eating supper last night."

"So..." Chao's father's tense jaw trembled slightly, "You were also together last night?"

"yes……"

"no!"

Chao Dad listened to the answer from left to right, one up and one down, one affirmation and one denial in his ear, closed his eyes quickly, frowned tightly for three seconds, and then opened his eyes again.

He took a step forward, stood between Reba and Lu Han, raised his arms to hug the two of them from left to right, patted their backs, he was choked with sobs when he spoke.

"Good boy."

After speaking, he strode towards the restaurant without looking back.

Reba looked at Brother Chao who was drifting away, then turned to look at the boy beside him and asked, "What... good boy?"

Lu Han looked at this silly girl with a look of lovelessness: "You heard wrong."

"what?"

"It's a silly boy."

"what?"

"You are 4 or not 4sa!"

"..."

Reba is very wronged, chatting is just chatting, why... personal attack...

☆、This is a spoof live broadcast

In the days when July is hot, August is still young, and June has no adjectives, we are excited to welcome the special edition of "Silly Roe Deer and Beautiful Fatty" "Apple Come Live" that no one is looking forward to.In this live broadcast, we have invited brothers and uncles from the men's relatives and friends group, and in the form of one-on-one interviews, we will give you an in-depth analysis of the "things" that "The Silly Roe Deer and the Beautiful Fatty" have to say.Without further ado, we invite the first guest!

The door of the room was pushed open with a creak, and the supposedly spacious door frame instantly became narrow because of the unyielding squeeze of two grown men.Kaikai's advantage in strength has no effect on Shang Chi's soft fat. After all, the plasticity of fat allows Chi Chi to slip into the room without any effort.In the round of entering the house, Chi Chi wins.

Chi Chi, who was standing still in the room, raised his eyebrows at Kai Kai provocatively. Kai Kai gave him a disdainful sideways glance. sit down.This round of grabbing seats, Kai Kai wins.

Apple: (Here is Apple smiling awkwardly but politely) That...Brother Kai, our interview is one-on-one.

Kai Kai sat on the sofa, Erlang raised his legs, raised his chin to Chi Chi who was standing two steps away from him, and nodded towards the door.

Kai Kai: Did you hear that, one-on-one, you go out!

Chi Chi: Why should I go out!Why don't you go out!

Kai Kai: I sat down first!

Chi Chi: Then I came in first!

Apple: Stop talking!Whoever is ugly goes first!

As soon as the Apple anchor finished speaking, the appendix brothers had both rushed to the door, back to back, shoulder to shoulder and squeezed out of the door.

Apple: You guys!You are all gone, who am I to interview!Why!Call Super Brother for me!

Apple: Sorry viewers, we have just had a small incident in the live broadcast room. Next, the Apple anchor will complete the following live broadcast in the form of an interview. The entire paragraph of the action description will be deleted. Let’s keep it simple. The interview method, Simpler.

【Interview [-]: Brother Chao】

Apple: Brother Chao, you gained more popularity than the protagonist in the large-scale pseudo-reality show "Silly Roe Deer and Beautiful Fatty". Do you have anything to say to the audience friends who love you?

Brother Chao: Of course I am very grateful to my friends who love me, the audience’s eyes are sharp, and don’t compare me with those other things, I think it’s an insult to my popularity!

Apple: Yes, yes, after all, someone like Brother Chen who hasn't appeared in an episode can't compete with you.The second question, you are often abused by your son in this large-scale fake reality show, and the audience friends also love you very much. Do you have anything to say to your unfilial son?

Brother Chao: I think it’s a matter of mentality. For example, Xiaolu is very young and straightforward. He often hurts his father who loves him deeply. But don’t be afraid, because there is a mother who doesn’t love him very much. Father, abuse back.

Apple: Last question, Brother Chao, do you have any message for this program?

Brother Chao: A message... What is the name of this program?

Apple: "The Silly Roe Deer and the Fat Man".

Brother Chao: Who came up with the name, so...vulgar, perfunctory, despicable, childish!So... not a master!My message to this show is, change the name, or it won't be popular!

apple:……

Well, we are red!

【Interview [-]: Brother Appendices】

Apple: Why do you still come in together...

Chi Chi: He can't leave me.

Kai Kai: Do you want face!I'm too late to go to the airport!

Chi Chi: Little fool!

Kai Kai: ...

Apple: Then let’s hurry up and ask two questions. The first question is, what do you two think about the speculation of land CPs in “Running Man” mentioned by netizens?

Kai Kai: I have mentioned this issue in the program before, what you see is what the director wants you to see, but...

Chichi: But!People can be fired, unlike some people who fired for several seasons, fired their CP and got married, don’t you think so!

Kai Kai: ...

Apple (embarrassed but polite smile) So do you think Luhan likes Reba?

Chichi: They should be good friends.

Kai Kai: You are blind!you……

Chi Chi covered Kai Kai's mouth.

Chi Chi: You dare to say anything!Do you understand the entertainment industry!

Kai Kai: Do you understand me!

Apple: ... (No director told me that there is such an operation as showing affection during the live broadcast)

Apple: Cough!That... the last question, netizens said that Reba's foodie persona is fake, what do you think of this?

Chi Chi: This foodie...

Kai Kai: What a foodie!Just like CP, it's a skill for people to be able to stir up, unlike some people who fired themselves into two widths before and didn't see how many zombie fans they gained, don't you think so!

The microphone of the Apple anchor was taken away by Chi Chi and dropped on Kai Kai

The script of the Apple anchor was taken away by Chi Chi and smashed on Kai Kai

The kitchen knife of the Apple anchor was taken away by Chi Chi...

Don't ask the anchor why he has to bring a kitchen knife for the live broadcast...

Dear viewers, because a small accident happened to our live broadcast again, today’s interview is here first. Those who like anchors remember to double-click 666, smash gifts, Lamborghini, and Liu Yanfen!See you next time!

This live broadcast is purely fictitious, if there is any similarity, it is unacceptable.

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