[Red Mansion] En Gong's painting style is wrong!

The word 'hehe' is the best word to ridicule people, no matter how low the IQ of the person being ridiculed is, they will still understand the unspeakable things in it.Of course Shui Rui also recognized it, but who he is, he is a scholar who has read a lot of poetry and books, and he thinks that what he said to be an official of the Ministry of Rituals is absolutely right, so he stands upright and upright, who else but me :

"Father, my son is not lying. Among the brothers present, who is better at reading than my son?"

At this time, Emperor Wen accepted the ridicule and nodded slightly.Shui Rui's son can indeed read, and he is the best educated among all the adult and minor sons.However, in Emperor Wen's opinion, this did not mean that Shui Rui was suitable for the Ministry of Rites.

Of course, Emperor Wen's so-called inappropriateness was just that Shui Rui suddenly inserted such a pole and disrupted his own layout, so he didn't object or express his position.

At this time, Shui Rui continued his efforts and said: "The people in the Ministry of Rites are all people who have read poems and books and have great knowledge. If my son works in the Ministry of Rites, he will be able to handle the errands in a decent and proper manner."

Emperor Wen said coolly: "You mean you are more capable than the crown prince?"

Such deceitful words attracted the attention of everyone in the court, including Shui Rui, who was also very nervous, and some didn't know what to say.At this time, Shui Chen stood up and cast a look directly at Emperor Wen who was sitting high on the dragon chair, "Are you demented?" and said: "Second brother is very knowledgeable, I am ashamed, I can't compare!"

"The prince's elder brother is modest, and the younger brother can only read, so he is not as good as the prince's elder brother when it comes to doing things." Shui Rui said very sincerely and seriously: "So this is the reason why the son said that he is suitable for the Ministry of Rites to do errands. What do you think?"

No matter how you look at it, if you look at you from the beginning to the end, you can only see that you are not self-motivated and only suitable for eating and waiting to die.

Emperor Wen sneered in his heart with a 'hehe', so he had no choice but to say: "The second child is right to the end, Prince, what do you think?"

"What do you think about Gu?" Shui Chen said in a cool tone: "Although Gu also thinks that the second younger brother is more suitable for the Ministry of Rites than serving in the Ministry of Punishment. But it is useless to arrange whoever is in the sixth department. It is useless to say that the father has to nod." That's fine. So it's useless for the father to ask his son."

Hearing this answer, Emperor Wen felt that his heart was particularly choked up, but Shui Chen, a bad bastard, didn't show any understanding at all, instead, he stomped on his stinky feet with great interest.

Emperor Wen was heartbroken, he thought he was a loving father, and the reason why he threw Shui Chen into Qingshui Yamen, one of the six departments, was because he felt that Shui Che's temper was a bit volatile.So I specially chose the Qingshui yamen, which has a strong literary atmosphere like the Ministry of Rites, to temper Shui Chen's character...

The result... the result is very gratifying. The plan of "for the son's good" was only halfway through, and it encountered an unconventional Shui Rui. It is most suitable for serving in the Ministry of Rites, without any fake...

He hoped that there would be an iota of falsehood in it.

Emperor Wen shook his head slightly, and decided to change the plan: "Since the crown prince also tacitly agrees that the second child is more suitable for the Ministry of Rites, then the second child will serve in the Ministry of Rites, and the crown prince will take over the Ministry of Punishment."

Shui Rui was instantly satisfied.

"My son takes orders." Shui Rui thanked happily.

"My son takes orders."

Shui Chen was yawning and seemed to be losing interest.

Emperor Wen felt depressed for a while again, and after he announced the positions of the other three to six princes, he announced his retirement.

The courtier Qi Qi said "Long live my emperor", and began to file out of the Golden Luan Hall. At this time, Emperor Wen called Shui Chen to stop.Shui Chen stayed behind, and after the father and son were the only ones left in the huge Golden Luan Hall, Shui Chen said slowly, "I don't know that the father specifically called to stop the son, but there is something important to order."

Emperor Wen twitched his mouth and said helplessly, "I can't call you if it's nothing..."

"Father is too busy to panic, so naturally he can stop his son if he has nothing to do." After Shui Chen habitually insulted Emperor Wen, he softened his tone, and continued: "Father called to stop son, but asked Meiniang to leave the palace in a fit of anger yesterday. Things?"

Emperor Wen nodded his head lightly, and asked, "Meiniang lives in the Royal Garden?"

"It was indeed there last night, but today..." Shui Chen replied with an extremely distressed look: "Father, you know Mei Niang's temper, as long as you don't promise her to marry as soon as possible, Meiniang will hold back If you are angry, you will not return to the palace. So if you really love Mei Niang, you should agree, father!"

Emperor Wen almost ground his back molars, "You don't agree with Meiniang getting married so early, why did you change your mind so quickly?"

"Only if you really love, will you compromise so quickly." Shui Chen raised himself and belittled Emperor Wen, saying: "Father keeps saying that he is reluctant to part with Meiniang, and loves her daughter Meiniang. But since childhood, you have to personally deal with Meiniang. It was done. At the time when Meiniang was just born, you thought that she was the chief culprit for your mother's difficult delivery, so you left her in the care of the palace servants. Later, you found that Meiniang was a little stupid. You, who is obsessed with the concubine's gentleness and carelessness, and you who have already agreed that Mei Niang's existence is detrimental to the royal majesty, have dealt with Meiniang long ago..."

Now Mei Niang is back to normal and wants to marry early, so you ran out and muttered about not wanting to part with your daughter, what the hell did you do earlier.

Speaking of which, Shui Chen hated Concubine De deeply, except that Concubine De climbed into bed when she was pregnant with him in the Yuan Dynasty, the biggest reason was that Concubine De, who thought she was pure and kind at the time, couldn't tolerate such a fool as Mei Mei (the original owner), who actually changed the sky. She played tricks, trying to solve it on the grounds that her charming existence would damage the majesty of the royal family.

At that time, while Emperor Wen tightly sealed the news of Yu Mei's (original owner)'s stupidity, he began to think about Concubine De's pillow talk from time to time.I have heard too much of this pillow talk, and people will be confused.Emperor Wen was also confused, and actually began to think so.

Fortunately, Shui Chen knew about it before Emperor Wen did anything.Shui Chen quarreled with Emperor Wen directly, and immediately carried the infant Mei Mei back to the Crown Prince's East Palace.And Fengqi Palace, where Yumei lives now, was built next to the East Palace for Yumei (the original owner) after Emperor Wen figured it out later, because of apology.

Emperor Wen kept these past events in his memory and would not recall them easily.Now Shui Chen brought up the old story again, in order to mock Emperor Wen's so-called true love and reluctance to bear his daughter, which was mixed with falsehood, which really made Emperor Wen very ashamed.

"You came here on purpose to anger me today!"

Shui Chen smiled, not paying attention to the vigorous anger displayed by Emperor Wen, and said in a cool tone: "Father, but you asked your son to stay!"

Emperor Wen......

It is true that I asked you to stay, but I didn't let you scoop out the old things and come to poke my heart!

Recalling the dust-covered past, Emperor Wen, who felt weak and weak, remained silent for a long time, until Shui Chen's faint voice rang again and again in his ears, and then Emperor Wen waved his hand dejectedly: "Okay, don't be here anymore. It's chattering in my ears, isn't that girl Mei Niang hates to marry and wants to get married as soon as possible, I agree, you bastard, don't scoop up stupid things that I haven't done before..."

"I haven't done it, but I've thought about it." Shui Chen interrupted Emperor Wen, and quietly continued to make up for it: "If my son and father hadn't had a big fight with you at that time, the emperor's grandmother would not be so angry. Taimiao, you are going to draw your father in front of the tablets of the ancestors, are you sure you will not do this?"

What a mess, why did I give birth to such a mess.

Emperor Wen gritted his back molars again, spat on Shui Chen and said, "I don't want to talk to you bastard anymore, get out of here, take the memorial that you should review today, and get out together..."

Emperor Wen was ruthless, and Shui Chen, who successfully helped the charming Shui Chen achieve her early marriage wish, got out of the Golden Palace with a sense of accomplishment.However, his graceful and leisurely leaving posture made Emperor Wen twitch with anger.

Emperor Wen twitched all over his body, as if epileptic, but he shocked the gatekeepers Wan Gonggong and Li Gonggong.

"Long Live Lord, don't get emotional," Eunuch Li tried to persuade him with his words carefully, "The Crown Prince has always been like this, so it's useless if you get angry."

Emperor Wen took a deep breath, but he didn't get angry anymore. Instead, he sighed again and again: "Why did I get so confused at the beginning? Fortunately, my mother stopped me, otherwise I'm afraid I will regret it for the rest of my life."

Now Eunuch Wan wanted to take the opportunity to use Concubine De's eye drops, but after he thought about it, Emperor Wen must have clearly understood that he was confused at the beginning, and it was because of Concubine De's pillow wind.So Wan Gonggong stopped taking eye drops at all, and instead comforted Emperor Wen.

"Long live, the princess has gone to live in the Royal Garden. Shouldn't the two maids of honor, Chunyu and Xia Yu, also go out of the palace to serve the princess in the Royal Garden?"

"Old Wan, you are right. After a while, you will have to work hard. Go to Fengqi Palace and talk to Chun Yu and Xia Yu, let them pack their bags, and go out of the palace to take care of Mei Niang in the Royal Garden." Speaking of this, Emperor Wen said After a pause, he turned to Eunuch Li and said, "Old Li, you old bastard accompanied me to the private treasury. Since I acquiesced in the matter of Mei Niang's early marriage, I have to clean up Mei Niang's affairs in advance." dowry…"

Isn't the princess's dowry prepared by the Ministry of Internal Affairs? There is also something that needs to be prepared by the emperor himself.

Emperor Wen was like this, but he was looking for an excuse to add more makeup to Charming.

Eunuch Li naturally understood this, and he quickly agreed with a smile: "Princess usually likes to visit the private treasury of the Long Live Lord. If you know that most of your dowry comes from the private treasury of the Long Live Lord, you will definitely be moved by the kindness of the Long Live Lord." heart of."

To be honest, Eunuch Li's flattering skills are not very good, but the words he said at this time tickled Emperor Wen's itch just right. The broken glass heart has returned to its original state.

Emperor Wen laughed loudly: "Meiniang is my first daughter, so I love her very much, Lao Li, you can't get a flattery like this!"

Eunuch Li smiled like a blooming chrysanthemum, and said with a charming smile: "This servant is telling the truth, not flattery."

Emperor Wen obviously liked the "truth" of Eunuch Li's words very much, and he didn't have the appearance of being twitched by Shui Chen before, like an epileptic.Eunuch Wan personally went to Fengqi Palace to let Chun Yu and Xia Yu pack up and go out of the palace to serve Mei Mei in the Royal Garden. Emperor Wen, who was in a good mood again, brought Eunuch Li who "likes to tell the truth" Went to the private warehouse.

As for Shui Chen, who successfully pissed off Emperor Wen today, he rarely stayed in the East Palace, and did not review the memorial that Emperor Wen told him to review, teasing the eldest daughter of the concubine, who is almost two years old, Shui Qiong Little Princess.