[Red Mansion] En Gong's painting style is wrong!

The next day, the dead men lying all over the floor in the inn had been disposed of by Ouchi guards.

After getting up, Shui Chen asked if he had sent a letter to his father, Huang Feige, and when he received a reply from the Ouchi guards, Shui Chen didn't say anything else. He just ate his breakfast and before getting on the carriage, he said: "Press Proceed along the original planned route.”

The silly roe deer duo also quickly got into another carriage.

The two carriages continued to drive steadily on the official road.

In the carriage, the duo of silly roe deer opened their bloodshot roe deer eyes and chatted foolishly.Among them, Shui Che, who used to always dream of walking the world with a sword, but now halfway through, and the fantasy has mutated into walking the rivers and lakes alone with a sword, regardless of the world's injustice, said in a deep voice: "Second brother, you said we should follow the principle Make plans to move forward and see if anything will happen.”

"According to the book and the conclusion drawn by the second brother, nothing will happen."

Shui Rui shook his head and said persuasively.But it's a pity that Shui Rui's words did not convince Shui Che, but instead brought him the opposite words: "Judging from the urine nature of killers, they will definitely appear on our way forward."

"No, weren't you scared last night? Why did you look excited today, wishing that the killer would come to your door again?"

Shui Rui really felt that Shui Che's brain circuit was different from that of ordinary people, and he was really a rare thing among princes, so he simply changed the subject and said, "Shall we make a bet, the second brother bets that the killer won't show up."

"Okay, my bet is that the killer will definitely appear. If you lose, the loser will wash the other party's stinky socks for a month."

Don't mention the bet between these two stupid roe deer, let's talk about charming.

Shui Chen sat in the carriage for a while, and then became interested in riding a horse, so the appearance is simple, but the interior is luxurious, stable and comfortable. There is only one charming person sitting in the carriage. Incoming oriole bird.

The oriole is chirping, in the ears of outsiders, it is chirping and singing rhythmically, but in the charming ears, it is the oriole chirping and reporting work.

【Your Highness, Your Highness, the ambush in the woods ahead has been solved by our Bird Clan. 】

With her charming mouth slightly raised, she whispered, "How did you solve it?"

[Of course it depends on the beak of our bird family. 】The oriole chirped and said: 【The snake tribe also stepped in. All the bad guys who were ambushing and preparing to ambush were bitten by the poisonous snake...】

In fact, you don't need to peck the dead soldiers who are in ambush and preparing to make an ambush beyond recognition. Those who have been bitten by poisonous snakes will end up with only one word of death.

Charming shook her head and chuckled, and said in a low voice: "Well done, I am very satisfied."

The oriole bird who received the charming praise flew away happily, and the convoy continued driving.When passing by the grove mentioned by Oriole Bird, a vague smell of blood wafted out of it.

A guard who was very vigilant and had a keen sense of smell tightened the reins, and quickly walked up to Shui Chen and said, "Your Highness, something is wrong!"

Shui Chen said: "Something is wrong."

The guard replied: "It's too quiet, and there is a faint smell of blood in the woods."

Shui Chen frowned thoughtfully, and said after a while: "Arrange some good hands to go into the forest to check!"

The guard took the order, and then called a few fellow guards with good skills, and they entered the grove together.

This time, the dead men who engaged in the ambush died miserably. Compared with the dead men who were dealt with for unknown reasons at the inn last night, they did not show any signs of success. However, one of them could not stand the bite of the rat, and committed suicide by biting the penis in his mouth. One was poisoned by snake venom, and after being paralyzed all over, he could only wait for death slowly.In terms of misery, well, the dead soldiers in the small forest are better.

Several guards who went into the grove to investigate quickly came out and told Shui Chen one by one the tragic conditions of the dead men lying inside.

Shui Chen is also smart, knowing that this matter must have something to do with being charming, he immediately skipped this matter and ordered the team to continue moving forward according to the original plan.

After the convoy drove on the official road again, Shui Chen didn't ride the horse anymore, but got into the carriage, and said charmingly to Mei Niang, who was sleeping with her eyes closed: "No wonder Mei Niang insisted on following brother out, this celestial art is really good Powerful enough."

"It's just that I can order some small animals to do things, so I can't be too powerful." Mei Niang opened her eyes and smiled sweetly, "Brother, Meiniang told you everything, don't let Meiniang vent your feelings! "

Wu Mei chooses to vent a little bit with Shui Chen, so that it will be more convenient for her to order the small animal intelligence brigade to do things in the future. After all, whenever she wants to do something, she has to avoid people. Although Wu Mei doesn't care much, But it gets annoying too often.

"I will tell small animals to do things." Shui Chen stared wide-eyed, stared at Mei Mei quietly for a while, then lowered his voice, and asked mysteriously: "Has the palace been decorated yet?"

"Well, before leaving Beijing, Meiniang gave an order to the little animals. The ladies in each palace, including the father and the prince who lived in Ganxi No. [-], will continue to monitor as usual. As for the East Palace, they will focus on Zhang and Jia. body."

Mei Mei spoke out her layout of the imperial palace word by word: "And I also told the little animals that if they find any bad things clawing at the Eastern Palace, they can just take action and teach them a lesson, and there is no need to report."

Shui Chen was obviously caught in astonishment, and said in amazement: "Can they understand?"

"Hehe, Brother Prince said it!" This is an innate talent, communicating with animals is as simple as eating and drinking for her, a demon god.

"Well, they understand what you're saying."

After Shui Chen emphasized this point, he suddenly became very lazy.He leaned back, with a half-smile on his mouth, "Tsk, I'm really looking forward to it, I don't know why the palace is so lively when our brothers and sisters are not here."

What kind of lively method is naturally beyond the imagination of ordinary people!

On the first day after Shui Chen and his party left Beijing, Concubine De was bitten by a spider. The position was chosen carefully, but within a short while, her entire face was swollen like a pig's head.Concubine De dared not go out, so Shui Ze went to visit.I was fine when I came here, but when I returned to Ganxi No. [-] Institute, I was attacked by a cauliflower snake and bit my butt, and I had to lie down on the bed to recuperate.

The next day, the concubines who had a good personal relationship with Concubine De came to visit one after another. I don't know if they had infected Concubine De's bad luck or something. After returning home, accidents started happening one by one.

When Concubine Wen met the Imperial Garden, she was stung all over her head by flying bees. After Concubine Tang returned to her residence, there would always be unidentified objects such as flies, mosquitoes, and even mice in her meals.

On the third day, Concubine Wan, one of the four concubines, was carrying chicken soup to send love to Emperor Wen. When she passed the lotus pond on the way, she was accidentally frightened by a lot of leprosy, and she rolled into the lotus pond with soup...

There is still the fourth day and the fifth day, in short, every day when Shui Chen, Wu Mei and the others are not in the palace, there will always be one or two concubines who are unlucky.Counting carefully with fingers, now only the two concubines on the front and side of the East Palace and the emperor Wendi did not suffer, the high-ranking concubines were almost ruined by the little animals who were ordered by the charming eyes and held chicken feathers as arrows. all over.Now that the high-ranking concubines have fallen, the low-ranking concubines, apart from Shui Che's biological mother, Li Guiren, are also beginning to suffer...

Facing the scenes of chickens and dogs jumping around in the palace, Emperor Wen was very puzzled, how unlucky this is, that the dishes in the harem had such ridiculous accidents one by one!

After all, no matter how smart Emperor Wen was, he would not have thought that the human factor was a big one. He would only think that the concubines were too unlucky. After all, it was approaching summer, and there were also large and small gardens in the huge palace. What kind of bees appeared? □□Ah and the like are not surprising at all.

The only strange thing that the concubine Tang ate was always strange items, which was also concluded by Emperor Wen that the sanitation of the palace where the concubine Tang lived was not up to standard, and it was easy to attract flies and mosquitoes, and mice liked it.As for why the East Palace, Li Guiren, and Fengxi Palace were not spoiled by small animals, Emperor Wen was also very curious, and went to the East Palace, Fengqi Palace, and Li Guiren's place for a few laps.In the end, I didn't find any difference, but on the way back to the Hall of Mental Cultivation, I was almost attacked by natural bird fertilizers that fell from the sky, were natural, pollution-free, and promoted plant growth...

"No, I have to go to the Taimiao Temple to offer more incense sticks to the ancestors."

Emperor Wen, who was almost in trouble, thought of all the high-ranking concubines who had recently declined in his harem vegetable garden. Xiaosheng patted his chest in fear, and then hurriedly rolled to the Taimiao, where he offered incense and prayed for the blessings of the ancestors of the Shui family.

A few days later, when Yingniao and Niaozui, who flew out of the palace and flew non-stop all the way to report the recent situation of the palace, learned about this matter, Mei Mei immediately laughed until her stomach ached.It happened that Shui Chen was also present at that time, so he couldn't help asking:

"Meiniang, what are you laughing at!"

Enduring the pain in her stomach, Mei Mei told Shui Chen all the interesting things that happened in the palace during this period of time with a smile.So Shui Chen laughed so hard that his stomach ached in an instant, and said: "I'm happy to hear and see, let them continue to work hard..."

"This is possible!"

After waving her hands and letting Yingniao fly back to the capital, she turned charmingly and said, "Now that we have reached the border of Jinling, according to Zhen Yingjia, who is the president of Jinling Provincial Institute of Physical Education, he should have received our message long ago. , Why hasn’t there been any response yet.”

"This is just a usual trick in the officialdom." Shui Chen said with a smile: "Since the president of the Jinling Provincial Institute of Physical Education pretends not to know, then it's fine that he doesn't know. Tomorrow he will enter Jinling and still follow the original plan. Plan to split up."

Mei Mei nodded: "Brother has always been calm in his work, so Meiniang can rest assured, it's just the second brother and the third brother, are they really suitable to go to those fireworks occasions?"

"Then change to Brother She..."

Shui Chen proposed with a smile, and was immediately met with a charming look.Shui Chen suddenly felt sad, "You, you, you really treat that Brother Xi..."

"Brother, don't be sour." Mei Mei rolled her eyes again, and said angrily: "Only the second brother and the third brother went to Jinling for a boat trip. He will perfectly fulfill the orders of the prince's elder brother."

perfect...done...

Ha ha,

The reason why Shui Chen arranged for Shui Rui and Shui Che to go to Jinling to paint boats was because they were concerned about their inability to complete what he had asked them to do, so they deliberately used them as a trick to scare the snake.The result was very gratifying, Shui Rui and Shui Che successfully exposed their identities as princes, and then 'involved' in finding out where Shui Chen, the prince who was the imperial envoy for the disaster relief, was.

Shui Chen was so clever, Zhen Yingjia, the current president of Jinling Provincial Institute of Physical Education, naturally dared not pretend anymore, and didn't know Shui Chen's identity.Immediately, he personally brought the people and horses to the inn where Shui Chen and his party stayed, and greeted them with great fanfare!