The return of the national teacher warp speed

"What's the purpose of promoting this thing?" Lan Jue picked up a picture annoyed, and saw that the picture on it was detailed and realistic, and it was drawn with two overlapping figures.

The silver eagles are all crying, holding colored inks, and coloring the pictures for color printing.

A newly joined Silver Eagle said aggrievedly: "When the Academy of Sciences makes what they call a 'printing machine', we don't need to print it here ourselves. Printing this thing is really—"

Zhu Jiubai turned around and gave him a hard look, and the young soldier immediately changed his words: "It's really necessary, Mr. is wise and mighty, and he concluded that the enemy is tired of fighting, and his heart must be fragile. We just need to grasp this weakness and carry out the battle." Psychological tactics will definitely reduce the morale of the enemy effectively!!!”

"Using erotic pictures to lower the morale of the enemy?" Lan Jue asked coldly, shaking the paper in his hand, and then the overlapping figures moved up, scaring the silver eagles who were close to cover their faces collectively.

Faced with the questioning, Zhu Jiu tremblingly held up a stack of different papers, and reported: There are various contents here... You see, this is the most common one with a man and a woman. There are also men and women here. , multi-role mash-up... "Forgive me, my lord!"

Lan Jue's face was so frightened that Zhu Jiu blurted out and forgot to sign.

"Mr. Chu painted this?"

"Returning to the Lord, Mr. Chu asked the writers of the Lincheng Jun newspaper to draw... I heard that it was a few ladies with excellent painters, and they even set up a painting club. Back then... the pamphlets for epidemic prevention and control, They also painted the cover picture!" Zhu Jiuyi was nervous, and confessed truthfully, "You and Mr. Chu's righteous sister, Ms. Xing, are the directors of this painting club, and Miss Suma from Damo will handle it together."

The silver eagles looked at the king anxiously, only to see that the king looked gloomy, flipped through the pictures one by one, took one of them, turned and left.

"Shall we still paint..." Someone murmured in a low voice.

Zhu Jiu stared, turning around and gesticulating viciously: cheer me up, try to finish the painting before noon, and hand it over to the airship team for distribution, and don't let the king see it again! ! !

Lan Jue kicked Chu Xiang's door open, but Chu Xiang, who was looking through the door, was calm. Xie Zhiwei told him that Lan Jue was coming early in the morning, and Chu Xiang waited obediently with her head down—companion The king is like a tiger, this is true, Chu Xiang touched her old waist, rubbed her thighs that were still vaguely tense, and was not even lazy to stand up.

Pa——a stack of papers was slapped in front of Chu Xiang, and four big white legs entangled with each other appeared in the eyes.

Lan Jue gritted her teeth: "What the hell are you!"

Chu Xiang groaned, and said: "I also said that this posture is too demanding, and ordinary people really can't do it. Let's talk about the height of this leg lift, which is not something that ordinary men with bones can do, but the painter girl said , This is artistic processing, the imaginary picture is more tense, if it is as boring as reality, who will watch these things?"

After he finished speaking, the sound of molars rubbing against each other sounded in the room, and when Chu Xiang looked up, he saw a dark cloud-covered Lan Jue.

Lan Jue twitched the corners of her mouth, and smiled on the surface: "So, you think it's boring to do this with this king?"

Chu Xiang opened her mouth, feeling like she had dug a hole for herself.

"No...Your Majesty..."

"This king looks really good at this posture, and my king's national teacher is also an extraordinary ordinary person. You can really give it a try—"

Chu Xiang's thighs tightened violently following these words, and she was so frightened that she became limp, and begged for mercy: "Don't, please forgive me this time, Your Majesty, the minister is open-minded, and what he said is lies!"

Seeing his erratic eyes, secretly looking at her lower body in great fear, Lan Jue suddenly felt better, and recalled that Chu Xiang really didn't even have the strength to cry and beg for mercy yesterday, so she just said it was fun to scare him. .

But Lan Jue didn't come here specially to ask about this matter, he really didn't quite understand what kind of erotic pictures could be used.

So Chu Xiang explained: "This is only a part. I felt that this kind of picture is not good for ordinary soldiers to pass on for viewing, so I called Yinying to get it. There are more here, and more of them are ordinary pictures. , food and other themes, aiming to arouse the enemy's homesickness and war weariness, so as to shake the morale of the army and lower their morale. These erotic palaces are only a small part, and the most important thing about marching and fighting is discipline, so how can the queue be full of warmth and lust every day? These The picture is used to disrupt their military discipline!"

Therefore, those pictures are extremely fragrant, the poses are bold and hot, and Chu Xiang made those painters paint extremely realistically, which is not the kind of point-to-point freehand painting that the ancients are used to, so it looks particularly blush and heartbeat.

"So that's the case." Lan Jue nodded, thinking that what Chu Xiang said was indeed reasonable.

But he thought about it, and then said: "I wonder if we can print another batch, focusing on the changes after the new policy of our Tang Dynasty, and draw a picture of them with good mountains, rivers, good people, and good people to persuade them to surrender?"

Chu Xiang laughed when she heard the words: "I think so too, but I just told the generals of the Chaozhou camp that they all said that the lord does not like those who surrender, and it will cost a lot to print this leaflet. If the lord does not If you don't like the enemy's surrender, it's useless to print."

Lan Jue shook his head and said: "No, I don't like people who are cowardly and fearful of war. It's true, but only for 'enemies'. I want to compete in the world, and my enemies are only those who seek the throne like me, or pursue People who seek fame and fortune and power, not ordinary soldiers. More people are just drifting with the tide in this tide of power. If they are willing to change their course and submit to me, wouldn't it be better than me killing them all? many?"

"Yes, you are right." Chu Xiang nodded with satisfaction, "I have already prepared this kind of propaganda map to persuade you to surrender, so let the people below print it."

The two armies faced each other, and the tents were far away from each other. With the dawn, a neat row of airships flew over from the direction of the horizon. The Chu and Wei camps were panic-stricken. They had already seen this kind of flying thing. Warlocks and artificers worked overtime to try to figure out how these things stayed in the sky, but after all, they started a step late, so even if they could figure it out, they couldn't figure it out for a while, so the whole sky On the battlefield, there is only the Tang Guo Air Force family for the time being.

They raised their shields and tried to use their heavy shields to defend against the arrows and fiery objects falling from the sky, but unexpectedly, what came back this time was not the airships carrying archers and bombers, but some smaller ones. The entire airship without external stores.

The airship was neatly white, with the emblem of Tang Guolan's family, Tang Guoguo number, and the number of the airship printed on the side.When flying above the camp, a hatch was opened in the underbelly of the airship. Chu Wei soldiers looked over curiously. The hole was open. Some archers tried to shoot arrows inside, but they were not prepared enough. When the arrows flew up, nothing happened. He was so strong that he was casually beaten down by the defenders inside.But it was just fighting, not fighting back.

Soon, they exclaimed, because those airships began to throw down small cloth bags, with small parachutes hanging on them, dangling and falling to the ground. After landing, those things were silent and did not explode. It didn't catch fire, obviously it wasn't a bomb, so Chu Wei soldiers poked it curiously and found that it was food.

So they were even more astonished. Inside were all kinds of cakes from the Tang Dynasty, seasonal vegetables and fruits, and special fish. But each is their own master. This year is a good year for the Tang Dynasty. Although they fought for a long time, Chu Wei is a respectable opponent, so he hereby offers a small gift, and so on.

The officers of Chu Wei ordered the soldiers to hand over all the things they picked up and destroy them. The soldiers did not dare to eat them, for fear that they might be poisonous or have some mechanism. The airship didn’t care about Chu Wei’s reaction. The sky is here again, the same fresh food is thrown down, mixed with some books, albums, commemorative gifts, and even puppet toys that children like, some soldiers with children have red eyes quietly, some can't help it, Then secretly hid a palm-sized teddy bear.

The commander had prepared long ago, mobilized longbow shooters, and fired salvos at the sky, but this batch of advertising airships were small, flexible and light, not so easy to hit, and the Academy of Sciences had already prepared, the engineers combined the airbags and The power cabins were all designed above the airship, even if some bows and arrows hit the lower abdomen of the airship, they could not shoot the airship down.

The amount of food handed in is no longer as much as the first day. There are many soldiers who are tired of war. This continent has been fighting for too long. It is not the first day for Chu Wei to fight with people. They have long been bored and even have some thoughts of committing suicide. , thinking that if it is poisonous medicine, it will be liberated after taking it, and there is no need to fight around, and they can't go home, so this small group of soldiers smashed their jars and ate the food sent by Tang State.

Desserts, candies, and small pieces of fish sashimi in ice bags almost made Chu Wei soldiers cry out after eating dry food for several months.

On the third day, the airships in the sky dropped large tracts of leaflets.The leaflets were flying all over the sky, but it wasn't because the commanders ordered them to be destroyed so that the soldiers could not see them. Even in the process of falling, the news that needed to be conveyed had already been spread out.

The feeling of nostalgia was quickly ignited when they saw the leaflets, and countless soldiers began to worry about whether their parents, wives and children in the countryside are still safe in this troubled world?Will it be bullied by the landlords and bullies in the village?Could it be that the wife has become impatient and remarried early?Will the children no longer recognize their father when they meet again?

The atmosphere of decadence permeated the Chuwei camp. There were many types of leaflets, and there was always one that would poke the hearts of some soldiers.Some people who don’t care about their families fell for the erotic pictures, and their heart itches unbearably. The more they look at the pictures, the more the fire burns in their hearts. Even this night, there were several cases of handsome soldiers being raped and bullied by their colleagues. events come.

As a result, the war with Chu Weiguo was almost coming to an end. The high-spirited Tang army and the lord's personal conquest had nothing to do with Chu Wei, who stole chickens and lost rice, and whose morale was low to the valley.

It's just that the Lord of Chu Wei was also extremely unwilling, so he issued a national letter to inform the world, condemning Lan Jue, trying to struggle to the death, in order to stop Lan Jue's triumphant momentum.It stands to reason that such a letter of credence does give the outside world a great opportunity to declare war on a country for no reason. If public opinion works well, it can be used as a reason for other countries to help. Chu Weiguo is ready to bleed. Just wait for the neighboring country to come to the door, ask for a high price, and then help fight the Tang country.

When Qu Lingxin received the news in the imperial capital, he began to prepare for such an operation, but immediately after, Tang Guo declared——

Chu Weiguo coveted Princess Chen's beauty, regardless of the fact that the lord was over fifty years old, the princess was still alive, and there were many concubines, he wanted to marry Princess Chen as a concubine, but Chen Guo naturally refused, and after she refused, So he promised the princess to the well-matched head of the Tang Kingdom. How could he have expected that Chu Weiguo would become angry and send troops to ambush the procession, causing the new concubine, who was only sixteen years old, to get married and have a new funeral. If the country dared to stop it, they would call at the door together!

Qu Lingxin didn't panic when he received the news, he was thinking that Qin Wang Ling would be able to suppress Chen Guo by the way, but the emperor knew about the death of Princess Chen, so he couldn't afford it!