[Comprehensive British and American] The male god takes home

"Thank you, Mrs. Govance." Gu Yan carried a small basket of snacks and planned to enjoy the afternoon in the woods behind.The social constraints of the Victorian era in the [-]th century were not very friendly to women. Her only entertainment today is to dress in men's clothing and meet with the old housekeeper to discuss business.

The head maid would always nag Gu Yan behind Gu Yan's back to ask Gu Yan to attend some noble tea parties more.

"Miss is already twenty, it's time to find a reliable fiance."

"Wearing trousers is not dogmatic, you should wear a corset and stockings."

Gu Yan is too lazy to care about this, of course she also likes to go to the tea parties of various young ladies.As a person with excellent reasoning ability, she has always been liked by all the ladies.She can always share hot gossip at the first time, and she also understands what information those ladies want to know about men.

The territory of the noble family is always too big for people to lose their way. After checking again and again, Gu Yan found that there are a few more tropical trees in the forest today that should not appear in London.There are many hanging vines on the branches, which are completely different from the surrounding paintings.

Putting down the basket, Gu Yan looked around a few trees, and a strange tree hole became the number one suspect.The tree hole is about one person wide, and the roots extend underground to form a slide channel.The walls of the cave are smooth and free of moss, apparently for ease of passage.But there are small yellow flowers in the gaps between the roots of the tree, and the flowers grow downward, and there is a light source underground.And the little flower in the middle of the passage was crushed, it seems that it has been used recently.

Gu Yan took out a ham-cutting knife that he hid from the picnic basket, and planned to go down and check it.The peaceful life of the past few years gave her some expectations for the world under the tree hole.

"Wow!!!" The slide formed by the tree roots moved in a strange way, and Gu Yan swooped all the way down.After three or four minutes like this, the buttocks suddenly emptied, and Gu Yan, who was going down from the tree hole to the underground world, unexpectedly began to fall from the air to the ground strangely.

The exclamation in mid-air immediately attracted the attention of Mr. White Rabbit, Cheshire Cat and others who were enjoying the wonderful afternoon tea time.

"My God, a lady. From the sky." Mr. White Rabbit raised his glass in shock and incoherent.

The Dormouse hugged the little cake in front of him tightly and buried his face behind the cake, not daring to look at it: "It's over, she's going to break into pieces."

"Blonde girl."

"Ding Ling Bang Bang." The twin brothers answered the conversation in harmony.

"Where's the Mad Hatter?" Timothy the Hound looked around the dining table, but couldn't find their old friend.

The Cheshire Cat smiled, and his eyes were meaningful: "He has already run over to catch the beautiful lady."

Gu Yandu had already planned to rely on his strengthened physique to endure this wave of fall, but in the end he fell into the embrace of a complex but strange fusion flavor of black tea, pear blossom, sandalwood, and cinnamon.

[He actually caught it directly?There is no broken arm, what kind of fantasy world is this. ]

This was Gu Ruan's first reaction.

Although the Mad Hatter is crazy, he is unexpectedly gentle. After gently placing the blond girl on the ground and standing firmly, her white eyelashes fluttered twice: "Are you okay, miss? But I have to say, this is a pleasant surprise." Surprise from heaven, isn't it?" The Mad Hatter's mood changed quickly, and by the end of the conversation, he was already looking like a novel child.

Gu Yan looked at the man in front of him. He was wearing a brown coat, with a bright yellow and purple shirt and vest inside, a black and white leopard pattern bow tie, and a chic top hat decorated with a lot of interesting accessories - playing cards, birds , golden gauze paper, dried roses.

Of course, the most important thing is that there is a piece of paper on the hat that says "10/6".

Coupled with detached thinking, Gu Yan confirmed the identity of this person.

Although this is very different from the animation image she has seen before, this piece of paper is really too classic.If you count the laughing cat floating in the air not far away, the white rabbit looking at the pocket watch, and the surrounding vegetation full of fairy tale style.

Isn't this the world of Alice in Wonderland?

It's hard for Gu Yan to imagine how someone in this world can still make people feel handsome with such colorful and grotesque makeup.Perhaps the way a madman looks at people is always different from the focus and enthusiasm of ordinary people.Elegance and chaos, madness and innocence.This kind of mixture is like a vampire in a white dress, a professor with lustful eyes, and a naughty and cunning idiot, alluring others.

She felt a little itchy looking at this man who was dressed with a bit of flirtatious style.In this boring era, something special finally appeared.

"Perhaps I should remember this day, sir, the day when I met you." Gu Yan didn't know what trick he used, just by turning his wrist, a blue rose appeared in front of the Mad Hatter.

The Mad Hatter looked at the beautiful little girl and the flowers in front of him, and then smiled very happily. He also took out two beautiful pieces of silk from the tool bag hanging on his body, and manipulated them for a while. In just ten seconds, a beautiful head flower was lying on his palm.

"Happy, happy. Beautiful silk flowers with a sweetheart."

Gu Yan didn't mind these upside-down words.Expressions, body language, details, she understands that others never rely only on words.

"Green Numen"

The "MadHat" mad hat laughed and led Gu Yan to the dining table after kissing his hand, "Where did you get lost, little cutie? Oh, I like your hair, it's as dazzling as if it had been kissed by the sun."

"Don't you have an exact name?"

The Mad Hatter seems to have recalled some bad memories, the moment of loneliness is fleeting, and the tone of voice is yin and yang, chanting a happy little tune:

"The Mad Hatter is alone, the Mad Hatter is lost. Crazy, crazy, crazy.

Hats, clothing, afternoon tea.

Oh, and the White Rabbit, the Dormouse, and Abu Sauron. "

Touching the chest - the location of the pocket watch - family photos?

Changing the subject—accident, death, disappearance

Gu Yan sat down on the seat, took a sip of the black tea.The infiltration of tea added a layer of water to the bright red lips, as if they were berries covered with dew in the morning, sweet and sour.

"Then I will strive to appear in this song of yours." The caramel-colored eyes looked straight at this man who seemed to be happy, crazy and free from worries forever.

"Oh oh oh, the mad hatter, the hatter is crazy. The big girl chased after her and made a lot of noise." The March Hare began to boo.

"Hehehehe, here comes the pretty chick. Flowers, honey. Oh—" The Dormouse tapped the handle of the teapot with a teaspoon, laughed and danced around the table.

Half a year flew by like this, Gu Yan played with them, drank tea, sometimes helped Mr. White Rabbit take care of the vegetable garden, and sometimes went to the forest to chat with the butterfly Absolen and the Cheshire cat.But most of the time, Gu Yan would stay in the Mad Hatter's boutique clothing store, watching those big hands making exquisite hats, or beautiful dresses with dreamy colors and bold colors.

The Mad Hatter at work is quiet and innocent.He focused all his attention on his hands, his face was full of excitement and passionate love, but he didn't say a word, which was completely different from his previous state.

Gu Yan guessed that it must be the rules set by the Mad Hatter's first teacher, and it obviously had a deep influence on him.So probably the father?Family business is still relatively common form.

The relationship between the two has naturally become much closer in the past six months. The Mad Hatter also shared with Gu Yan some of their major events, including Alice's previous killing of the evil dragon "Ocean Demon", the White Queen regaining the crown and ruling Wonderland, and the Red Queen. The queen was deported to the frontier.

Gossip time always goes well with afternoon tea. The creatures here love afternoon tea. Although Gu Yan's tea making skills are not superb, his ability to make refreshments is absolutely unmatched.She likes to feed the Mad Hatter differently, and then listen to him compose a ditty to praise how beautiful her existence is.

"Gu Yan, why is a crow like a writing desk?" The Mad Hatter always likes to ask this strange question recently.

Gu Yan thought for a long time but couldn't find any logical relationship, so he could only ask back: "Then do you know the answer, Hatter?"

The Mad Hatter smiled and gave Gu Yan a silk flower every time, without telling her the answer.

It all happened on an outing after a stormy day.

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Several people went to the naughty forest to check the situation.It is said to be checking, but Gu Yan was actually checking the clues alone, Timothy the Hound and the Mad Hatter were playing with throwing branches, and the Dormouse stayed on Gu Yan's shoulder, imagining that he was a pirate captain killing enemies everywhere, directing and acting on his own Had a good time.

The mad hatter who came back from picking up branches in the distance suddenly fell silent, and stopped dancing and spinning around in the woodland.

Gu Yan stroked the always pale face of the Mad Hatter with one hand, and saw the peach-purple eye shadow on his face turned crimson because of his depressed mood, and immediately asked defensively, "What did you find, dear."

"There, I saw this. The first hat I made." The Mad Hatter took out the blue paper hat he had carefully pocketed just now, and emphasized in a trance, "The first hat, the blue hat."

The Dormouse leaned on Gu Yan's shoulder and whispered to her why the Mad Hatter was wrong: "This is the hat he gave to his father. And his family all... died on the day of the Queen's Battle."

"No, if the hat survives, so must my family." The Mad Hatter repeated this paranoidly.

"Hat, we're sorry, but you know, your family is dead."

"You know it's impossible, dear."

"It's been 16 years, if your family is still there, how could they not come to see you"

The Hound, Mr. White Rabbit, the Dormouse and others couldn't bear to see their friends indulge in an impossible fantasy again, and they all dissuaded them.

"He, they, live, live." The Mad Hatter stood stubbornly among the fallen leaves, his hair began to fade gradually due to despair and loneliness.The bright orange-red color starts to turn into a light orange.

Gu Yan has worked as a detective and as an agent. She is very skilled in this kind of situation where new clues appear again in old cases.A few steps quickly walked to the place where the Mad Hatter found the clue, Gu Yan pushed aside the fallen leaves, picked up a handful of soil and rubbed it, then turned to wake up the Mad Hatter who had entered his own world: "Hatter, show me your blue hat, please?" .”

The Mad Hatter recovered from his trance and looked at his girl.She didn't dissuade herself, she looked at herself, her first thought was to check the hope he picked up - the blue hat.

"The surface of the hat is hardly wet, but it is covered with fallen leaves. The forest had a heavy rain three days ago, and a storm blew yesterday. It means that the hat reached the forest in one day, following the storm.

The hat was made 16 years ago, but it is well preserved. The people who will preserve it with such care are definitely your family members. "Gu Yan expressed his preliminary judgment.

"Do you believe me?" The Mad Hatter's emphasis is as unusual as ever.

[I believe the evidence]

"Of course." Gu Yan squeezed the hand of the Mad Hatter and said without any pressure, "There are many leaves with green edges and red peach-heart patterns in the forest, and many transparent and colorless flower petals. I haven't seen these two kinds of plants. But, which plant is unique to your region?"

"It's the sweet tree and crystal flower on the edge of the psychedelic swamp." The Cheshire cat suddenly appeared as a popular science for everyone.

"The wind direction is determined, it is the southwest wind. There is no doubt that your family members were imprisoned, maybe they were injured and unconscious during the war, and they were taken away just like that. Do you know anyone who can do this in the southwest direction? Is something wrong?" At this time, the professional Gu Yan became the backbone of everyone, and his clear analysis made the Hound and the others begin to believe in this possibility.

"Southwest direction, oh~"

"Disgusting red head."

"Only she can be so cruel."

The answer is very clear, the Queen of Hearts, a well-known villain.

They returned to the big pink tree to prepare rescue equipment, and set off for the Queen of Hearts' castle.

Perhaps it was because they moved too quickly, and the Queen of Hearts guards were only of ordinary vigilance. Although only Gu Yan, the Mad Hatter, the Hound, and the magician White Queen could be considered as fighting power, they also made it all the way to the top floor of the castle.

Although the fairy tale world is full of dreams and sweetness, there are strange cruelties in some places.Gu Yan picked up his knife and cut down the vegetable soldiers and card guards in the corridor, and for the first time, he didn't hear any panicked shouts from around.

Killing bad guys seems to be a common consensus here.

Just like the one who does bad things will always be the villain.

After seeing the figure of the Queen of Hearts, Gu Yan didn't even bother to give her the time to speak out the villain's declaration. He dodged behind her and tied the Queen of Hearts firmly with the golden rope that the White Queen had enchanted. It was over. An easy fight this time.

"How did you get in here!" This was the belated curse from the Queen of Hearts, "What do you want to do, isn't it enough to take my throne away?"

Vegetables and poker, this kind of enemies who don't know magic and have no high intelligence, Gu Yan didn't enjoy playing them very much, so he had to transfer his excitement to the interrogation.

"Don't play dumb, we already know. You took advantage of the chaos of the Battle Day to kidnap the family of the Mad Hatter who belonged to the White Queen's faction 16 years ago. And someone who is possessive and insecure like you, the favorite Put things in front of yourself.

Then we'll take them away without hesitation. "

"You dare!" The anger of the Queen of Hearts suddenly braked after the outburst, and turned into a kind of sarcasm, "Oh, yes. If I have the ability, I will be taken away, and I will be tied up by you too. But there is no way to stop it. But Melanna, my dear sister, why are you not moving? I was almost deceived by you again, and you actually don’t even know where they are hiding, right?

I will not tell you, you, will never find them.Ha ha ha ha

If I didn't feed them, they might die in a few days.

Really die. "

The March Rabbit and Mr. White Rabbit were jumping around angrily, and the Hound tried to help everyone with their sense of smell, but it had been too long, and he couldn't remember the smell of the Mad Hatter's parents clearly.The Mad Hatter's bright green eyes widened. He believed in the connection between their family, his parents must be in this room.His Gu Yan also said the same, didn't he?

Gu Yan rolled his eyes in an inelegant way, and walked towards the corner where the Queen of Hearts was the first to subconsciously check.A table, a pile of sundries, and a bookshelf.The range is much smaller.

"Hatter, come here and have a look, it's right here."

The Mad Hatter's family is also an interesting existence. They were locked in a sand photo frame and worked together to make a hat icon in the photo frame. The Mad Hatter successfully found his family.All with fairytale drama and beauty.

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[The garden in front of the Mad Hatter's house]

"Congratulations, dear." Gu Yan stepped forward and hugged the Mad Hatter who had just finished talking with his family, and stamped his cheek with a kiss, "A little consulting fee, after all, I am a difficult detective .”

The Mad Hatter's family all showed a clear smile, neatly making crazy gestures at the Mad Hatter behind Gu Yan's back.

The Mad Hatter hugged Gu Yan's back with one hand, and gently stroked her sunny blonde hair with the other. His eyes were sober and serious like never before: "Why is a crow like a writing desk?"

Gu Yan looked at the beautiful face that was so close for the first time, and licked his lips excitedly. He thought that the other party would finally confess to kissing, but he didn't expect to hear such a strange question without logic and context.

[This is a statement, not a question. ]

Gu Yan found a new clue.

[Shouldn’t I confess in this context?Ah, could it be...]

A crow is like a writing desk.I like you.It's all illogical and unreasonable.

"I love you, Hatter."

The Mad Hatter's flamboyant laughter fell into Gu Yan's ears: "I know, I know, I know. My name is Taryn Hightop, and I will be your partner, Gu Yan Newman, from now on.

Companion, travel together, from dawn to light.

Hightop for you, Hightop for me, we share Hightop, family..."

The Mad Hatter pulled Gu Yan into a lively falwicken dance in the garden, and everyone joined in the dance in this hilarious atmosphere.

"You will stay," the Mad Hatter said with a smile this time.

"Of course, I choose a world with you." Gu Yan was dragged around by the Mad Hatter, and he replied casually while laughing, without much thought.This has never been a problem for her.

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"Daddy, I want to hear a bedtime story." A seven-year-old orange-haired girl hugged a plush doll that looked like a Cheshire cat and acted like a baby to her father.

"What story do you want to hear today? The race between the fluffy beast and the magic horse, the adventure of the unicorn Esby, or the story of the fairy Queenie and the elf Allen?"

"I want to hear stories about you and your mother."

"kindness?"

"The Cheshire Cat told me all about it, and your stories are wonderful. Oh, but you didn't tell me before."

"Oh my baby, we just wanted to tell you when you were older."

"I'm not too young!"

"Yes, yes, old enough to hear stories. It's Papa's favorite story.

It was the first week of topaz hydrangea blooming, and your mother fell into my arms just like that..."

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OK The Mad Hatter is over, the next chapter is a special episode of the Elf King