[Comprehensive British and American] The male god takes home

Two troublesome antisocial neighbors began their colorful lives.

【11 noon】

"Sherlock, go downstairs for dinner." The TV in the living room was not turned on but Gu Yan reminded him.

Sherlock, who observed half of it in front of the microscope, walked to the TV a few steps away and pulled out the plug, the world was quiet.

"It's lunch time, big detective." The phone suddenly lit up, and an alarm clock that hadn't been set rang persistently with a special ringtone.

"Damage!" Sherlock turned off the phone angrily, he needs to think quietly, be quiet! "Damn it, eat it, I don't need food."

"Right now, Xiali. Eat quickly, your stomach is not good." Gu Yan's voice came from the refrigerator strangely, Sherlock frowned aggressively and came to the refrigerator, just about to pull out the plug in the same way when he remembered , I have a corpse to test cell activity still inside.

Unwillingly staring at the refrigerator door, someone's sleazy and brainwashed urging echoed in his ears: "Oh, my dear Xiali, don't say that eating will cause brain ischemia and slow thinking. If you want to run around Detective, you must be in good health, don't you want to fight those crimes head-on, you need a good body for these fun little activities. You can go downstairs, order pasta and Yorkshire pudding today. Sweetheart, Have a nice meal."

As if guessing correctly, Sherlock will never cut off the power of the refrigerator soon, and this time the voice is particularly long.

Just like Gu Yan always compromised with the long-winded and noisy Egyptian prince, Sherlock secretly sulked for a while, and then bravely added a sentence on the empty second floor: "OK, fine."

They are all extremely sensitive people, and their judgments of kindness and disgust are like instincts.

But even though he knew the other party's good intentions, even if he felt a little smug in his heart, Sherlock still didn't plan to let this lady who had become more and more arrogant recently, thinking childishly where to win the game.

Sitting in the restaurant downstairs and eating takeaway, Sherlock browsed through Scotland Yard's database by chance, and a new encrypted file caught his attention.

【Suspected serial murder】

This is not common in the UK.Judging from the data, the murderer's method this time was sufficiently curious, bloody and individual.That's exciting, isn't it.Sherlock finished lunch quickly, and sincerely invited his little friend Gu Yan to join him on the expedition.

Although her reasoning is good, it is still a bit worse than her own, isn't it?

[Is there a magical adventure to join SH]

[wow do you always use this reason to ask women out GN]

[No, I don't do boring stuff that doesn't make sense. SH]

[I like your stern and sweet talk.Pirate captain, please give me your map, your princess will go with her sword. GN]

It took Sherlock a second or two to dislike the other party's messy literary level, and he typed quickly.

[Scotland Yard, side entrance. SH]

【Scotland Yard】

"God, why is that freak coming again? There aren't any cases that need him recently."

"The freak is here to expose everyone's old story again, so I'm leaving first."

"Can this madman be taken care of by someone?"

"Why didn't you come in at the door this time, but I never found out that he knew how to knock on the door."

"Maybe wait for someone?"

"Come on, who will date him."

From a long distance away, Gu Yan heard the disgusting complaints in the police station

The curiosity and desire to pry into the bottom of the heart, of course, is more likely to be caused by the revenge that has been oppressed for a long time, so many people watch this rare scenery through the office window.

Gu Yan, who has spent two lifetimes in the United States, obviously lacks the restraint and self-denial of traditional British people, and is greeted with a warm hug and close kiss.

Sherlock, who was surrounded by him, froze for a moment, and pulled Gu Yan away hastily: "Maybe you went out with your reason, Miss Numen? We're not here to attend some prom party."

Hearing the sound of inhalation and exclamation coming from behind the window in the distance, Gu Yan's caramel-colored eyes flashed with a smile: "You have to forgive me, you are really handsome and charming today."

This is not a lie, what Gu Yan has always seen is Sherlock who stays on the second floor and wears pajamas and home clothes while doing various strange experiments, or the big detective who goes out to investigate evidence and wears all kinds of simple clothes.It was the first time I saw him wearing such a serious long trench coat.The tailoring is decent and extremely slim, making the already lean figure appear more slender and tall.Different from the introverted British men, Sherlock's self-confidence makes him always eye-catching and charming.It was an aggressive attraction.

Sherlock, who was wearing a new windbreaker, flashed imperceptible joy in his eyes, and his tone was filled with natural pride:

"Let's go. There is an interesting case here recently. Those idiots can't find anything, and they are always trying to suppress it. I have seen that the murderer should get angry if he didn't see any news for two days, and trouble them."

"Boss, that freak is here again, and he seems to have a girlfriend with him."

"Yes boss, it's unbelievable that someone can stand him."

Reis Fishing, who was writing the report, listened to the reports of his subordinates, and his heart became more and more haggard from the anxiety caused by the recent special cases: "My God, at this time, I don't even have the courage to imagine that he doesn't know about it." No."

Can the brothers let him go.

Wait, he seems to have missed something.girlfriend? !

【office】

"Sherlock, you didn't even tell me?! I thought we were at least friends." Lestrade looked at Sherlock, who still had a cold and restrained face, and Yan Yan, who was obviously smiling, tall, with relief and dissatisfaction. Beauty.

Sherlock snorted, and without reasoning, he could tell what Lestrade's poor little head was thinking: "Stop your stupid speculation. Charlie, give me the S24075 file you recently sorted out."

"It's Lestrade. No, God, you hacked our system again." Lestrade was easily distracted.

"What floor is this cabinet. The first floor, the second floor, the third floor, the fourth floor...Okay, the fourth floor." Sherlock stared at Lestrade's reaction and clicked Reasoning, quickly get the information you want.After finding the file bag, he took out the materials and shared half of them with Gu Yan.

Lestrade was somewhat self-defeating: "Phillips' body was found three months ago. His blond hair was dyed black. The body was put in a box and placed on a busy street. Fortunately, the sanitation worker found it early in the morning, and we promptly Message blocked."

"It's a custom-made wooden box." Sherlock looked at the on-site photo analysis in front of him, "He almost folded it in half and put it in. There are signs of hanging and binding on the neck and wrists."

"Justin and Connie went missing two miles from the first kidnapping point early yesterday morning. Justin's body was found this morning, the same hanging bundle, also packed in a box and thrown into an alley, dyed black hair."

Sherlock quickly matched keywords to the photos at the scene in his mind, and several possibilities were quickly matched:

"There must be something about Justin that didn't meet the requirements of the criminal. He was held for a significantly shorter period of time than the first victim. There were multiple hanging purple bruises on his neck. The criminal had a safe space of his own to carry out his crimes. The sadism, did not do it personally, has a certain disability or is old and does not have enough physical strength. At the same time, it can reduce the vigilance of adult men.”

Gu Yan pointed at the sweet photo of the couple before, with a serious expression: "A couple, his tactics have been upgraded. The criminal's psychology is more unstable, and the rest of the lady...she probably witnessed the criminal's abuse process. God bless her .”

The conversation turned back to the analysis of the case: "The dark-haired men and women are the key to the suspect's fantasy, and Connie may be the carrier of his desire."

"Because our criminal abandoned Justin, he must be looking for a new replacement now." Sherlock smiled maliciously, and shook off the information in his hand, "Jonathan, you'd better prepare a press release, absolutely And next time.

"...it's Lestrade."

This complementary picture is so dazzling

Today Lestrade is also balding for the Holmes brothers

The author has something to say:

[I don't do meaningless and boring things]

Gu Yan's heart: Asking me out is something meaningful and interesting.

Serious love story√

This full text is not cruel, don't worry.It's still my original case and the original book. This case borrows from an episode of CM.