[Comprehensive British and American] The male god takes home

After confirming the start-up time of the device, there will be two sounds of "puff" and "puff", and the pulse box is firmly attached to both sides of the wall.Gu Yan nodded in satisfaction, and turned around to add special effects to his boyfriend.

"I flew over the garden wall with the light wings of love, because love cannot be blocked by masonry walls." Gu Yan put his hand on Bruce's heart lightly, and said Shakespeare's words without any tension. love words.

Bruce just held the hand on his chest, rubbing his thumb against the soft back of the girl's hand, his voice was cold and hoarse, very Batman: "We should go."

Hey, Bruce, who changed his suit, doesn't come to coax me anymore.

But... Gu Yan looked gloatingly at the small bright pink hearts and rose decorations slowly emerging from Bruce's back, and without warning, he quietly helped up his glasses and turned on the camera mode, blinking his eyes to take a picture of this scene A picture of a girl's heart.

"Youjump, Ijump." Pulling Batman means jumping and flying to the target building.

The girl's overjoyed ending sound obviously had bad intentions, but the countdown of the device launched earlier gave Bruce no time to hesitate, and it was just some prank.

Hearing the shattering of glass downstairs, the sound of gunshots, and the bluffing shouts in the melee, Gu Yan levitated out of the window and hid his figure to record on the spot. Slapstick in Otome games.For Batman, who is good at hiding, this battle was not easy. It seemed that ordinary thugs always found his hiding place easily, and they were not injured, but they couldn't make a surprise attack.

Mr. Liu, who helps criminals manage black money, shot two shots at Batman who was carrying a set board for unknown reasons, but the bullet was blocked at a distance of one meter from Batman, and the impact of the bullet fainted a circle of silver-blue ripples. Out is the ancient masonry stone wall.

With no time to think about the principle, Bruce quickly judged his own advantage, gave up the previous roundabout raid, and directly brought down the two thugs head-on, and improved the efficiency with less restraint. When the police invited by Mr. Liu arrived, he completed it in time cleaning work.

The police who arrived late saw the cat-eared man in front of him with a pink love background that was extremely inconsistent with his tendons, holding Mr. Liu who said "It's okay, it's okay, don't shoot", and it was difficult to accept the huge amount of information for a while. .

Emmm fun play?

did we interrupt something

Tendon meat with small hearts, sonorous roses

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"Boom—" Pinching the point of the explosion, Gu Yan threw out special mist bombs and flash.light.bombs. With the colorful flashes, except for the two people who were protected by the "brick wall", the eyes of the surrounding people began to open. loose.

Seeing the private jet slowly approaching, the two exchanged a glance and flew into the night sky together.

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"Green, have you analyzed the principle of your planet's ability." After the daily training, Bruce wondered if he could help his girlfriend with a specific training.

"My emotional feelings about the content of the literature are then fed back, probably like this? Who would think about the ability I was born with." Gu Yan practiced Tai Chi.

Bruce seemed to know something, chuckled and said, "Well, I understand, it's actually based on your personal understanding of literature, isn't it?"

"That's right." Gu Yan lay on Bruce's lap indifferently and turned over, grabbing the man's big hands that were rough from training, and letting him talk nonsense to himself.

"Then your literature is really bad. The distance between function and original meaning, tsk." Bruce looked at the girl who had always been outstanding and proud with a funny face, and was about to bite his hand.

"I can read love poems."

"Well. It's enough to understand those."

It is rare to hear such warm and reserved love words from Bruce, Gu Yan was a little dazed, and looked up at the wrinkles at the end of the man's eyes.

This man who carried a city by himself.

Maybe it's because the atmosphere is too good, or maybe I want to take the opportunity to give my girlfriend a smooth hair.The long, moist and hot kiss came naturally and made people tremble.

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"Words get out, we're going to hire the Joker." Harvey's triumphant news announcement on the TV in the dimly lit room was harsh. "He's right, we need to fix real problems. Batman."

The "Batman Corpse" hanging outside the Prosecutor's window is undoubtedly the Joker's letter of war.

News radio was playing a videotape found on the body.

"Are you the real Batman?"

"No." The person who was forced to wear clown makeup was torn off the bat mask he had made, and his head was hanging on the side, looking worrisome.

"no?"

"No."

"Then why are you dressed like him?" The clown held the mask ear in one hand, laughing hoarsely.

"He's a symbol that we don't fear villains like you."

The clown listened to the man in front of him tremblingly trying to express some beliefs, and the interest in his eyes became more intense: "Yes, you are not afraid, you are not afraid. Are you?" Pulling the man's messy hair, he bullied him, "Look at me. Look, look, me!"

After drinking, there was a wave of shaking at the end: "Look, Batman has made this city so bad. If you want this city to be better, then Batman must take off his mask and surrender to me. Oh, as long as he doesn't Do it, and someone will die. I say I will. Hahahahaha."

Scarlet grinned wide, looking excitedly at the camera, watching Batman in front of the TV.

"No, no, ah—"

Oh, our experiment has begun.

pretty girl

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【Fundraising Dinner】

Harvey, a Gotham rookie who is good at fighting criminals, is obviously not so good at socializing at banquets.After taking a glass of champagne from Ah Fu, they chatted with each other, and the sound of helicopter wings outside the window attracted everyone's attention.

"I'm sorry I'm late." Bruce's charming and frivolous voice could not be heard apologetically, "I'm glad you guys had a good time without me."

Standing in the crowd, Gu Yan watched Bruce walk into the venue calmly, enjoying the eyes of three beauties with different skin colors in his arms.

Rachel glanced behind her without any trace, and saw that the girl who had met once was watching this scene very calmly, and she was not surprised by the change of her female partner.

"Here's our hero of the day, Harvey Dent. Where's Rachel Dawes, she's an old friend of mine, come here. When Rachel first told me she was dating Harvey... …" Bruce made a rare and serious opening introduction for Prosecutor Harvey's recruitment this time, as long as he wanted to, there was always a way to make everyone believe his words.

Giving up the venue to the actor, Bruce walked to the balcony to breathe.

Rachel glanced at her calm boyfriend Harvey, and followed her out of the venue.

Gu Yan looked at the lively crowd at the venue, smiled and drank the champagne in his hand, and swayed towards the dance floor, intending to find his love affair.