[Comprehensive British and American] The male god takes home

【Two psychopaths】

After staying with a person for a long time, maybe the personality will become more and more similar.The two doctors with high IQ are like two excited and happy children on this day, excitedly ran to apply for the unique 100-year marriage in Ireland, without divorce or regret.

At this point, Gu Yan finally understood why Reid was so shy when he mentioned traveling in Ireland last time, but well... this misunderstanding is not bad.And her wrong guess is not impossible to realize on this tour :)

I won't go into details about the brave and crazily Gu Yan who poured alcohol on her boyfriend, and her regret afterwards.Maybe men are born with energy in certain things.

Sunlight poured lazily into the room through the screen window, and the hard work of the night made both of them stay on the bed tacitly, not wanting to get up.

The reassurance of being able to see Gu Yan by my side the first time I woke up made it easier to talk about some topics: "You know, my mother is a schizophrenic patient, and this disease has certain The odds are hereditary." Reid knew that his girl had basically guessed it, but at this moment he decided to say it himself.

"You know I don't mind, what's more..." Gu Yan dragged his tone, his voice was somewhat thirsty with a sexy hoarseness, "You also found out, huh? Compared to your potential schizophrenia, I have Typical antisocial personality disorder."

Gu Yan leaned over and gave her husband a wet good morning kiss, "Lack of empathy, no sense of guilt, poor social adjustment, and uncontrolled behavior. Fortunately, my IQ has overcome some symptoms."

"I'm sorry I didn't meet you sooner, and you can tell me if you want. I mean, if you don't mind saying it."

"Actually, it's not a big deal, it's just that there is a neighbor..." Gu Yan half-truthfully told his own story, and restlessly touched Reid's delicate skin.The lines are really smooth.

The big hooligan Gu is now recognized by the law, and he enjoys the fun of marriage legally, so he doesn't care what is on fire, anyway, Reid dotes on her.

"We all have beasts in our hearts. It can be said that everyone in the group has encountered disasters that can almost destroy their lives. What we have learned is how to stick to our beliefs and bottom line in the abyss. And, Green, you have always done That's fine, actually being calm and sensible is a good fit for our job."

The short-breathing little doctor grabbed the troubled little hand, put it to his mouth and kissed his fingertips, with full of pity, "I love you, no matter what you are, no matter dream or reality."

#Marriage can automatically light up the love skills ah#

#Good care about that dream#

"Let's go see your mother next week."

"Okay, okay, mom will definitely like you."

What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger. (That which does not kill makes us stronger.)

Thank you for teaching me how not to lose myself in the endless journey.It is no longer an unscrupulous gust of wind, and all who care will become shackles and concerns, preventing the pace of running towards the abyss.

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【Sweetie at home】

"Hey, Green, your scarf is the same weave as Reid's." Careful Elle once again discovered the sweetness of the two young people, "The craftsmanship is very good, give me one sometime."

"Actually, it was woven by Reid." Gu Yan blinked innocently, "I'll tell him that you like his craft very much."

"God, he is really a little angel at home."

"Actually, our doctor can also make clothes, the level of costumes for performances." Garcia, who was passing by, added, "The last time we both went to a comic exhibition, he was the one who made the costumes for Doctor Who. I have to say genius The craftsmanship is top-notch."

Elle's heart was calm, with a strange sense of indifference: "So is there anything else he doesn't know?"

"Maybe...have a baby?"

[a few months later]

After successfully rescuing the hijacked pregnant woman, the pregnant woman was in pain due to the previous tension and confusion.Everyone was in a hurry waiting for the ambulance, but the symptoms of the pregnant woman obviously couldn't wait. Reid walked towards the pregnant woman, quickly told Gu Yan and JJ what they needed, and began to give birth on the spot while comforting and calming the pregnant woman.

The scene was eerily quiet, with only Reid's calm guidance and instructions, the baby was born without incident after more than 20 minutes, and the air seemed to recirculate at this moment.The ambulance arrived, and the mother and son were sent to the hospital for a comprehensive examination.

"Now you are really a doctor." The relaxed Gu Yan couldn't help teasing, "Seriously, when did you learn this technique?"

"When JJ was pregnant before, I was worried that there would be emergencies when we went out to work, so I read a lot of related books and learned clinical midwifery by the way."

JJ stepped forward and hugged the caring little angel: "Thank you, Reid."

#Midbirth can be learned like this? #

#Is there such an operation? ! #

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【Halloween】

Morgan packed up the case report and dug out a large bag of candy from the drawer: "I didn't expect that we would be able to participate in the trick-or-treating event in time."

"Has Henry decided to play that hero?" After work, Hotch is a gentle and good father. He saw the text message on his mobile phone and signaled his teammates, "Jack said that today he will become Batman, but unfortunately I don't have time to find costumes to become Batman." Alfred accompany him."

JJ walked into the office with excitement and announced the good news: "Although Henry was a little nervous about participating in this year's Halloween event, he decided to participate."

"What changed his mind?" Everyone looked at JJ expectantly.

"BAU changed him. I told him he should go out on Halloween and try to figure out which monsters are real and which ones are fake." JJ shook his body slightly, his whole body relaxed.

The big boy Morgan is also eager to try at this time: "So he is going to act as a profiler."

JJ seemed to be remembering something, with a rare mischievous smile on his face: "Hmm. Henry said that he wants to pretend to be his favorite profiler."

"Dong dong."

"Here we come." Jack, who took the lead, had two pointed cat ears. The black tights and Jack's serious expression on his face had a strong contrast.

"The protector of our little city."

"Cool, boy."

Everyone was surprised and moved by Henry's entry, with a sweater vest, shirt and tie, black canvas shoes, and a very personal messenger bag.

"Wow, yeah!"

"Oh my god."

"Hahaha."

"Oh, this is really..."

"You look so handsome, Henry." Reid immediately squatted in front of his godson, his face full of surprise, he took off his ID card and clamped it to Henry, "Put this on."

Gideon couldn't help but joke, too: "Oh, he's officially recognized now."

Gu Yan couldn't hold back his claws for a long time, so he hugged little Reid and kissed him.The tender and slippery little angel has a unique milky fragrance for children.

He happily gave his idol a high-five, Henry smiled very contentedly, and Reid also had a silly smile on his face.The heart that was darkened by the case before was clear and relieved at this moment.There were unstoppable smiles and emotions on everyone's face, and some wrinkles appeared in the corners of the no longer young eyes.Being recognized, liked, and treated as a goal have all become the motivation to support them.

"Those devils won't have a chance." Elle said to JJ enviously, touching her heart that had been hit by the crit.

JJ got up and hugged his son back: "That's right, let's go ask for candy, let's go."

Reluctantly letting go of the child version of the doctor: "Reid, I feel like I'm going to move on."

"Be careful of the waves coming from behind, handsome guy." Morgan reminded maliciously.

"Our child will definitely be beautiful and smart." Reid hugged his wife with jealousy, like a poodle vying for favor.

Don't underestimate a doctor of mathematics, it really only takes a few seconds to calculate the ovulation period.

It's a time like this that I can't be proud of.

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seven months later

"Today's breakfast. Fried salmon and asparagus with fried green beans." The father-to-be went upstairs with the breakfast, "Hey, green, take it easy, don't do such a lot of fitness, be careful not to get tired."

As the due date is approaching, Reid has become more and more nervous recently, Gu Yan drooped his dead fish eyes: "Aren't you good at delivering babies, Ann, don't be so nervous. I want to eat mangoes."

"Okay, okay, I'll cut it for you later."

"I'm going to have beef brisket stewed in red wine."

"Okay, this is for lunch."

"I don't want to drink milk, it's fishy."

"Well, then shall we take calcium tablets?"

"Don't go out to bask in the sun, it's so hot."

"Studies have shown that the absorption of calcium must rely on vitamin D. There is a substance called seven dehydrocholesterol in the human skin, which must be converted into vitamin D3 under the irradiation of ultraviolet rays." Reid, who knows Gu Yan's temper, is very skilled Shun Mao comforted, "You won't get tanned and ugly, you are super beautiful now."

"I love you." Rubbing Reid's soft belly, Gu Yan was very satisfied.

"Huh? I love you too, every day."

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【Single dogs don't want to lose face】

A local policeman came trotting with a large box in his arms: "DrReid, please wait a moment, this is the student file record you want."

Gu Yan, who was planning to join Hotch and the others on the scene, and Reid, who was planning to make a cup of coffee, turned their heads at the same time, stood still, and looked at the little policeman seriously.

"emmmm..."

Suddenly do not want to break free.

Ever since Green got married, every time he has to be shown his love and intelligence like this, it's so irritating.

[a university lecture]

Morgan and Reid came to the university as usual to give lectures on criminal psychology to students: "Do you have any questions?"

"I would like to ask if a job like yours will affect family life, especially if you have studied so many doctoral degrees like you. You know, my mother has always been worried that if I go to a doctorate again, I will have a low emotional intelligence and cannot find a girlfriend."

There were good-natured laughter all around, and even Morgan was so cruel that he didn't plan to go up to help the friend who was being teased.

"In fact, feelings have nothing to do with education, it may have something to do with your luck." Reid gestured with a confident face, "I am very lucky, my wife and I's children are almost 2 years old. Of course you can take advantage of the present Make yourself better so that you can be worthy of your favorite Gu Nian in the future."

Pausing for a while, I don't know if it was out of covert revenge, and Reid added: "IQ and EQ, there must be one that can attract people."

"Ha ha ha ha."

"Help, hahaha, I lost completely."

"Others have degrees in their twenties, wives and children, and I'm still studying here."

"Is it too late to reincarnate now?"

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