[Comprehensive British and American] The male god takes home

This is a story that happened a long time ago.Like the beginning of every fairy tale, it tells the happy story of two young people.

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"Welcome." Gu Yan was busy designing the composition of her next oil painting in the sketchbook, and without getting up, she raised her head and greeted the customers who entered the store.However, this raising of her head made her change her focus in an instant, she put down the notebook in her hand, and turned to observe this overly handsome guest very seriously.

Those who study art have a natural love for beauties. Now Gu Yan has simulated several oil painting techniques in his mind, comparing which genre can express the delicate eyebrows and eyes of this gentleman.

Neil was drawn in by a candlestick in the window.This store sells all kinds of antique vases, chandeliers, decorative paintings and various small objects, and the store design is also very authentic.However, what Neil cares most about is that he feels that some items in the store are so detailed that they seem to be genuine products.

He weighed the weight of the candlestick with his hands, and observed whether there is a mold line on the base and the side, and the reflectivity and oxidation of the carved parts of the candlestick.Neil confirms that this is the real thing from the late 19th century.

This can be considered an interesting find, selling genuine antiques at antique furniture stores.

Neil turned around and planned to chat with the boss, maybe he was a fellow worker.

Gu Yanzi, who was staring at Neil intently, was another scene.

"Oh, please forgive me for being unreasonable. I didn't realize that there are such precious treasures hidden in this store just now." With the corners of his mouth raised, his focused eyes, and his sweet words, Neil seemed to be the one who was born to be convincing. Kind of genius.

"This candlestick? It's from the late nineteenth century. It's worth some money. If you like it, I'll give you a discount." Gu Yan wanted him to be a model for him. Of course, it would be even better if he could abduct him home, wouldn't he?

Neil smiled and put the candlestick on the walnut cabinet that served as the cash register, and leaned on the table, the two of them were very close: "How can a mere dead thing compare to the treasure in front of me."

"I also like your vision." Gu Yan punly praised the other party's art appreciation ability and his compliments, and took out a special business card from under the cabinet and handed it to the other party, "If you need it, you can order."

"It's been a long time since I've seen such a well-handled work on the decorative details of an eighteenth-century vase. Seriously, if some old-fashioned treatments are added, its value can add two more zeros," Neil pointed out. He pointed to the milky white vase on a triangular cabinet on the left hand side.

Gu Yan re-examined this handsome man who came in and looked at the real goods in his store, and decided whether the other party was sent by Tiao Zi.

The police don't seem to be such a provocative type.

"Are you a hunter, a postman or a bar owner." Gu Yan asked about the incision in the line.

Neil naturally understood the other party's identity while asking the question: "I'm a good hunter."

Stretching out his hand, he made a gesture of drawing a bow and shooting an arrow.

"Okay, you caught me." The blond girl smiled coquettishly, pretending that she had been shot in the heart, her crooked eyebrows and eyes filled with undisguised liking.The light in the room is not bright, and the girl's caramel-colored eyes are even more intense, as if the sweet temptation that cannot be melted away.

Neil's heart trembled suddenly.

"Minster Art Gallery recently held a sculpture exhibition, together?"

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Peter was the first to notice that something was wrong with Neal.

Although this guy looks like a young master who is everywhere every day, the smile on his face recently is too dazzling.As a former fraudster who was released on bail by the FBI to assist in the investigation, his bank card spending was strictly monitored by Peter.

Since half a month ago, Neil has been buying flowers in a flower shop every other day.After going on for so long, Peter had to wonder if Neil hadn't won the girl he was attracted to.For Neil, who is always at his disadvantage in this regard, this is not common.

Peter felt that this was an excellent time for him to take revenge. In the past, Neil always laughed at his incomprehensible style, and only his wife Elizabeth could bear his boredom.

Indeed, many of their actions depended on Neil's deceit and smooth tongue to catch the suspect.The jerk even managed to live in a mansion with his sweet words and drink premium hand-ground coffee.

Look, a bail prisoner with a positioning anklet is living a leisurely life that he can't live through ten years of hard work.

"I sent another bouquet of flowers somewhere, on the 17th day. The famous Neil seems to have finally encountered some hardships, huh?" Peter tapped on the back of the table to tease Neil.

Neil raised his eyebrows and looked at the smirking Peter, and said in a clear voice: "Consumption records? Are you bored enough to pay attention to such trivial things as me? Peter, you are really careful enough."

"Where did you meet?"

"The proprietress of the antique shop." Neil lowered his head to reply to the message from Gu Yan, glanced at the little police officer approaching in the distance and muttered, "Here we come to work again."

"Oh no, antique shop, don't you plan to sell something again. Then let's put it this way..." As the policeman who can catch Neil, Peter's intuition is quite good in this respect.

Neil put his index finger on his lips and gestured for silence, his beautiful peacock blue eyes blinked, and he slyly said, "It's just my girl, OK?"

[You can't trouble your prospective girlfriend.This guy Peter is a pit bull, always biting. ]

The new case is about Voss, an employee of a foreign import and export trading company. The police suspect that he took advantage of his position to illegally resell cultural relics during business trips.

If it's just an ordinary sale of cultural relics, it's not their turn to solve it. The point is that when the FBI checked the information, it was discovered that Voss' account still had regular transfers from a fixed anonymous user.Apparently he was also making money for someone higher up.

"Do you have any good ideas?" Peter knocked on the folder and asked Neil, who had been in love recently.

Neil used his mobile phone to look up news on the Internet about Worth's suspected previous family found by the FBI—the recent political upstart Hyams Stewart: "He has been very active recently, and the governor's election will be next year, and he needs to go to various places to give speeches recently. Propaganda, the demand for funds must increase sharply, and a batch of goods will definitely be imported and exported.”

"Are you going to be a supplier?" Peter answered skillfully.

Neil looked through various pictures on the Internet trying to screen out the contacts that Stuart planned to win over recently.

Even the bribery on the way to the campaign has its own level of attention.Stewart is an extremely smart and excellent politician with high EQ. He will never give money directly, but likes to find his partners' favorite artworks among the cultural relics he uses to make black money.

"We need a small Renaissance oil painting or print." Neil put his phone back into his trouser pocket, and a feasible plan gradually took shape in his mind.

"I will become a dealer of cultural relics and contact that small clerk of the trading company. After one or two small orders, within a month at the latest, they will need a work of the Renaissance to please Mr. Senate."

"Where are we going to get you such a valuable painting." Peter waved his hand angrily to reject the proposal.

"Forget what I do?" Neil blinked slyly, turned and left the office, "Help me make a set of identities, and I'll take care of the rest."

It is naturally impossible to produce an oil painting that can fool almost everyone within a month, but Neil has concerns, doesn't he?

They are both people who like to express their feelings directly. Neil is not as tender as his eyes when he is in love. He directly invades each other's life like a wild wolf in the prairie, a cunning and beautiful carnivore.

The relationship between two people who are attracted to each other naturally heats up rapidly. They enjoy the ambiguous sweetness of their attraction and wait for an opportunity to change.

Maybe he can successfully abduct his girlfriend home with this cooperation.

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"You won't let me down, won't you, my sweetheart." Neil walked into Gu Yan's shop with today's lily, "I need a little help from you in my work, use your cute little talent .”

Gu Yan put down the sketch in his hand and looked sideways at Neil, waiting for his next words.

Seeing that the girl didn't intend to refuse immediately, Neil immediately stepped forward and lifted the girl from the chair, and the two of them sat together on the single sofa not far away.He is not in a hurry to talk about work right away, after all, he is not a serious official police officer, and a sweet and soft girlfriend is more attractive.

Greedyly sniffing the fragrance of the fresh water lotus in the girl's hair, Neil hummed an unknown tune very satisfied.

"Isn't it too familiar?" Gu Yan tapped the man's calf lightly with his heel.

Neil grinned like a sneaky cat, and when the girl turned his head, he stretched out his hand to fix the girl's neck, and got a shallow kiss: "There is only one sofa here, so it's rude to let the lady stand."

"Your behavior now is not a bit of a gentleman." Gu Yan gnawed Neil's lower lip punitively, and twisted his hand on Neil's waist.

"You have misunderstood me. If you go upstairs now, you will know how restrained I am now." Neil stroked Gu Yan's soft waist with his hand, "It's not fair for me to endure alone."

Before his body became hot and he was about to collapse into Neil's arms, Gu Yan reluctantly used his last rationality to remind him: "I remember it's working time?"

"Oh, damn. But I'm just a consultant, and I don't have to follow their rules and regulations." Who cares, who's going to play by the rules at this time.

When the two came to Gu Yan's warehouse in the West District, Neil was very interested in visiting these works completed by Gu Yan.

"There are many works in the Renaissance and the 19th century. You are really good at the styles of these two eras. I just saw that your sketches are also classical techniques. You strictly follow the original shape of things, with soft lines and almost no sense of brushwork."

Gu Yan looked at a portrait of a figure in the corner of the warehouse, nodded and admitted: "Yes, my teacher is from the Renaissance period."

The wonderful thing about time travel is that you may accidentally meet a genius you only heard about in history class.

It is always fun to communicate with these geniuses, and they usually have insights beyond the times, which is a valuable asset for Gu Yan's journey.

"Okay, okay. Your teacher. Let me guess, is it Da Vinci, Michelangelo, Raphael, Botticelli or Rembrandt." Neil leaned closer to observe the brushstrokes and colors of the oil painting Smudge transition, "It seems that you are deeply influenced by Raphael."

Gu Yan felt that Neil was very suitable to be a detective in some aspects, and after pondering for a while, he answered Neil's question speciously: "Everyone who loves art should go to see that era. Ideas, art, and technology collide. Together, it is really the most luxurious feast.

Sometimes a few of us meet to drink tea and chat.Of course, they always think that my artistic talent is weaker, but I can be proud when talking about science and technology. "

"Are you going to tell me that you have lived 600 years like the male protagonist of "Undead Forensic"?" Neil didn't care too much about Gu Yan's astonishing words, but excitedly made a suggestion.

"But baby, you are really good at making up stories, how about we go together?"

Gu Yan didn't mind, and followed the other person's words and asked: "Let's go black together? The price of hiring me is very high. I don't think those guys from the FBI can afford my salary, and you will pick up the picture books later. You can get me a lot of money.”

"I don't seem to have asked your code name?" Neil sat down on a round stool, looking at his girl expectantly.

"Robin Hood, a thief."

Gu Yan took out a gold coin from his pocket and put it in his hand. The gold coin with a diameter of two centimeters flipped and flashed between his slender fingers - a common warm-up training for thieves.

"I can't help but compete with you." Neil's restless factor was provoked by Gu Yan, "You have been in the industry for several years."

"Not much shorter than you, handsome guy. I've also been working for ten years." Gu Yan's ability this time is Robin Hood, a well-known grand thief in history.

"Whether you consider joining the gang or not, go and cheat Stuart."

"He's not a fool."

"Aren't you enough to confuse him?"

"Haha, of course. Well, I joined."

Neil selected some small items in his and Gu Yan's inventory for the first time to trade with Voss, and successfully connected with the target person under the official fake identity of the FBI.

In a few words, Neil successfully got Voss to accept his shipment, and left a business card to inform the other party of his business scope.

Neil stood in the work area behind Gu Yan's shop, looking carefully at a picture book-sized oil painting he had selected a few days ago, trying to find the signature left by the other party.

As counterfeiters, even if they know that leaving a signature is an extremely dangerous act, whoever is in this business is not a lunatic who seeks excitement. Signing as their own mark is their arrogance.

"You need a high-power magnifying glass, plus a purple polarized light." Gu Yan handed over a small desk lamp to point out the other party, "I have a friend who is in charge of painting, you know, there will be moiré patterns when scanning, so you can only use a high-power magnifying glass To hand-paint every texture line of the characters on the dollar.

I learned a little bit from him, but I dare not say that I can make a $100 master, which is enough to sign the work. "

Neil successfully saw an obliquely deformed signature in the shadow area of ​​a cloud in the sky:

Robin Hood

After whistling, Neil, like a big kid discovering a toy, laughed heartily and said loudly, "My genius girlfriend is amazing."

"When will it become yours."

"The FBI of this level of imitation can't afford the final payment. It's better to pay myself to you to pay off the debt. Your block is also within the limited range of activities they gave me." Neil put his hand into the opponent's, Peacock Blue eyes stared straight at Gu Yan.

He knows too well how to achieve his little Jiujiu.

"It seems that you've done all the research, my heartthrob." Gu Yan took two steps forward and took Neil's hand and left the store through the back door, heading to the famous big museum in the next block.

"Then pay the remaining half day to the creditor first."

The weather is just right, a day suitable for a date.

【museum】

They are not ordinary couples looking at works of art. They are both counterfeiters, evaluating the authenticity in front of the oil painting, exchanging identification evidence and some counterfeiting skills, just like two hunters competing with each other.

After walking through a corridor, Gu Yan was led by Neil to a print, Gu Yan glanced sideways at his boyfriend, who was more dazzling than usual, and felt that he was about to flick his tail there.

"yours."

"Hey, I thought I did a good job, but you didn't even look at it carefully." Neil gave up, half-clad his girlfriend and fixed him in his arms, telling her to seriously look at his excellent work.

"Obey, look."

"You are so naive." Gu Yan looked up at her boyfriend's chin with stubble, and breathed on the other's chin, trying to struggle.

"Okay. The lines are delicate. With different densities of etching and dry engraving techniques, the lines are superimposed in parallel, overlapping, and cross grids. The characters are expressive. The lines in the white highlights are crisp and neat, and the transition of the gray surface of the clothing is also very good. smooth.

Ordinary portable video microscopes can only observe the paper material and ink depth.Judging from the slight wear and tear on the edge of the paper, you have obtained drawing paper of the same material that is close to the time, and there is no problem with the completion of this work.

It is believed that as long as the Raman spectrometer is not used for material analysis, such as yellow pigment Huangdan, and plant-derived enzymes in glue-this type of typical materials commonly used in the 17th century.This is a perfect fake. "

Neil pinched his girlfriend's cheek, secretly marveling at the good touch of the girl's face, and played with his heart: "Are all girls as soft as you?"

"Are all boys as flirtatious as you?" Gu Yan angrily grabbed the other's left hand, which was trying to make a fuss.

"I'm not a great sage, I like you, and I naturally want all of you. Every moment I want to possess you more than the previous moment. Just like now, you are in my arms, and when I think of you being surrounded by my breath, my The mood will soar.”

Neil's voice was depressing and seductive: "We are so perfect, I am a counterfeiter, and you are a thief. Everyone is not perfect, they are all cunning foxes. We all desire excitement and novelty.

Let's go on an adventure together in the future, take me with you. "

Gu Yan is not a smart person, but she is a sensitive girl who is good at observation.She could feel Neil's restlessness and obsession with hugging in their relationship.

He may have lost something.

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Stewart recently needed the support, or asylum, of a senator from the Treasury Department, so a decent gift was necessary.

Opening the anonymous chat room hidden on the Internet, Stewart informed Voss of the type of cultural relics needed, and asked him to find a home to receive the goods.He also told him that the goods this time were very important, and he would find someone to appraise them himself.

After receiving the message from Voss, Neil snapped his fingers and waved his phone to Peter: "I'm hooked, Voss asked me if I have Renaissance works. We made an appointment to meet at the cafe on Thursday."

"I thought you would find a place with better security measures? Or book a place." Peter was a little worried about whether they had exposed their flaws.

"No, Peter, you have to know that Stuart is a suspicious and smart person. The more helpers involved, the more evidence will be obtained later." Neil played with the phone firmly and told the police officers in a room of Stuart's intentions.

"This is his most important business in the past few years, so he will hire an appraiser himself. He doesn't have time to toss about the more difficult spectrometer, but it's okay to ask a professor for help.

Bring your cameras, we might be able to take a couple of pictures of Stewart at the deal, and you'll be able to use them in court later. "

"You said he was very smart, why did you go in person. It's safest to let your subordinates act."

"Smart people only believe in themselves." Neil hinted by pointing his temples and raising his eyebrows.

A perfect and excellent liar often has a convincing high-quality appearance, plus a confident and decent conversation, and a little bit of precise grasp of people's hearts.

Neil is one of the best.

On the other end, Gu Yan was quite dissatisfied with the fact that his oil painting was used as a bait, and he couldn't get any money.The police will not really give themselves 600 million dollars just because this painting can be used to deceive people and sell it for 600 million dollars.

Gu Yan · trying to make trouble · Robin Hood has her own plan.

Putting on a red long dress similar to the style of the coffee shop clerk, with her blond hair tied up with a leaf crown, Gu Yan entered the coffee shop and looked around to find a seat in a dead corner.

The storefront is very large and there are many customers, so it is most suitable for fish in troubled waters and open transactions.

Gu Yan looked at Stuart who came to the coffee shop 20 minutes earlier, not surprised at all.Watching him sit down at a table next to a green plant, Gu Yan passed by the bar and took the menu and walked towards Stuart who hadn't been greeted yet.

"What do you want, sir?" Gu Yan handed the menu to Stuart on the left with his right hand, flipped his wrist with his left hand under the menu, clasped and closed it, and quickly put a small item into the hidden pocket of his cuff.

"The weather is hot today, so we recommend iced lemon tea. Or cold brew latte is also a good choice."

"A glass of cold brew, no sugar added."

Successfully succeeded, Gu Yan returned the menu to the bar and ordered coffee for Mr. Stewart, and then sneaked out of the coffee shop while the customers were coming in and out.

After going around the nearby shopping mall to make sure that he would not be recognized after changing his appearance, Gu Yan went back to the bookstore opposite the coffee shop to guard.

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The surveillance of the police is naturally more than half an hour in advance around the coffee shop.Seeing Stewart appear in the store as Neil said, although everyone was not convinced, they had to admit that they always lacked Neil's talent in guessing people's hearts.

"Wow, that lady clerk is really hot." The police officer in charge of surveillance joked while looking at the monitor in the police car.

Peter gave him a slap and told him to work hard and not be full of crap.

The disappearance of the blond clerk went unnoticed.

【20 minutes later】

Neil looked at the two men sitting across from him, nodded and smiled reservedly, indicating that he didn't mind inspecting the goods before collecting money.

The professor from the Department of Classical Oil Painting brought a portable microscope, and after repeated comparisons of the paper material, brushstroke strength, smudging habits, and the overall feeling of the shape, he confirmed that the oil painting is an authentic work of the Renaissance.

Neil was not as nervous as the police in the surveillance car outside. He was always calm and confident, just waiting for the money to be received in his account.

"Happy cooperation, let's go out for a drink together?"

The boss was in a hurry to draw, but Voss didn't have the guts to make extra troubles, so the three of them dispersed in a hurry.Then it's the police's job.Voss needs to hand over the oil painting to Stuart in the next few days, which is an excellent time for the police to collect evidence.

But Neil, who had completed this task, felt that the elite lady in black trousers and white shirt in the opposite bookstore was 8 or 9 points similar to his girlfriend who always wore a sweet skirt when he stepped out of the coffee shop. .

The tacit understanding among smart people allowed Neil to successfully accept the news that his girlfriend asked him to be quiet. In order not to make Peter suspicious because he stayed at the scene, Neil obediently returned to his girlfriend's shop, and sent Peter a message to skip work,

[Dating, please do not disturb. 】

Peter, who received the team, smiled angrily, put away his mobile phone and returned to the police station to sort out their rich harvest today.Surveillance in the next few days will not be easy. It seems that the few of them will have to hang out with spicy chicken burgers for a while.

Gu Yan, after quickly changing his costume and appearance, was carrying a large bag of books and walked past Stuart when he walked out of the coffee shop. Perhaps the bag containing the books was a little too big, and the two bumped into each other accidentally. After a hastily apologized with a sandy sexy female voice, she disappeared at the corner of the intersection in less than ten seconds.

Neil looked at the girl who had changed her attire when she returned to the antique shop, and was a little more curious about what the girl had done hiding in the bookstore before.

The few of them did not have such a big battle for the antique trade, so Gu Yan's careful preparation must have a lot of calculations.

"You look quite happy, what's the gain?"

Gu Yan took out the harvest of this trip from his pocket, and on his outstretched palms were two cufflinks made of South Sea golden pearls.

The gold-plated pearls are 3cm in diameter, round and full in shape, uniform in color, strong in luster, and flawless in surface. They are a set of expensive treasures.

Neil's memory was instantly lit up. Isn't this the pair of cufflinks Stuart wore on his shirt today.

"You brought it, all right. Peter and Stuart's bodyguards are here."

Gu Yan tossed the cufflinks up and down and emphasized there willfully: "Will I be the one who gives away things for free?"

Neil pulled the man into his arms, kissed the other's pouty lips, his voice fluttered because of the laughter: "No problem dear, I need to find a craftsman for you to change the style into earrings huh? I know several very skilled ones.”

"Hahaha, it's pretty much the same. Let's have a drink to celebrate." Gu Yan rushed to the back workshop in twos and found a hidden bottle of champagne from nowhere.

Neil took the wine glass and took a sip. The excitement of doing bad things in front of the police made the two of them laugh out loud.

Like Neil said, they fit together quite well, like two cogs fitting together.They have their own bad habits, and they are not good citizens with good morals.Neil will even help his girlfriend make fake cultural relics to sell when he is interested.

And Gu Yan also likes to go to various celebrity parties and auctions with a change of makeup, and take away one or two precious jewelry under the influence of various parties.

This kind of stimulation on the tip of the knife made Gu Yan's 400 years of lukewarm water fluctuate.She has also read the "Forensic Doctor of Immortality" that Neil mentioned before, and she quite agrees with one sentence.The never-ending life makes it easy to look down on everything that happens, and there are no more surprises and expectations in life.

This is the most boring and terrifying part of eternal life.

She seems to have found a way to have fun now.

Love, adventure, they are all lovely existences that can make adrenaline surge.

Rather than saying that two wandering people found a harbor of home, it is better to say that two adventurers met on a pirate ship and started sailing together.

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Peter didn't expect that Neil would really settle down like this. After the FBI obediently helped them as a consultant for 6 years, he changed his job to become a psychoanalyst and was transferred to another department called BAU.

It is indeed a career direction that suits him.

Peter also didn't expect that he would be a witness at Neil's wedding.He'd always thought that Neil would be two years later, and his playful and gregarious side really caught on.It seems to be a standard Playboy character.

However, his wife Elizabeth was not surprised. Instead, when Neil and Gu Yan came to the door, she took out a small gift that she had prepared a long time ago, and warmly invited the two to stay and have dinner together.

"Eli, you seem to have known it a long time ago." Peter was a little bit reconciled that he was the only one with a different look, and the look just now was so stupid.I believe that by tomorrow, Neil will share his stupid look with those jerks in the office.

He even saw Neal's girlfriend sneaking a photo in the back!

"Women's senses are always sharper, dear." Elizabeth found some tomatoes from the refrigerator and planned to make a tomato sauce, "And I told you before, Neil is a good boy. He is a gentle Man, you always think he's too naughty."

"Naughty? You are so gentle." Peter mumbled back to the living room.

When he returned to the living room, he saw that the very familiar Gu Yan had already played darts in the living room under the instigation of Neil.

The blessing of Robin Hood's skills makes archery and stealing a kind of proficiency engraved in the habit. How enviable are the darts nailed to the bull's-eye.

Gu Yan secretly disliked that the dart's head was not sharp enough, otherwise she could even show off the shooting term "Robin Hood"-shoot another arrow that hit the bull's-eye, and split the arrow body in two.

Peter looked at the blond girl who was shooting arrows and was complacent, and Neil, who was sitting on the sofa next to him and looking up at the girl with a doting smile, felt that life was good like this.

At least Neil is much more well-behaved now.

"Peter, do you want to play a game together? You and I will fight against Gu Yan together. I think we have a chance to win."

"This is my home, don't go too far."

"Changed the subject, do you think you will definitely lose?"

"You can shut up, my shooting score is also one of the best in the game."

"They have a really good relationship."

"Men, feelings are always awkward. Does Gu Yan like celery?"

"Exactly, ma'am."

The author has something to say:

Daily sweetness seems to be unable to show Neal's charm, he seems to be suitable for the case_(:з」∠)_

I recommend every fairy who hasn't seen it to go to Tencent to watch "Miao Cop and Thief Detective", the man you can fall in love with just by watching the first episode of the first season! !

[This chapter demining]

1] I know the actors are the same, so I just prostitute the role of Neal! !Don't tell me again QAQ

2] Gu Yan was not so invincible

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