[Comprehensive British and American] The male god takes home

Ultron doesn't know how life can turn out like this.

After being forced to be stationed at Jarvis and Vision's villa, his dignity as a highly intelligent AI began to crumble.

The first thing he does every day when he turns on the phone is to go to the door to sign for the flowers prepared for his girlfriend by two lovers.

— Chih, weak human emotions.

Look at what this boring love has brought to the two of them?What advanced weapons were built to protect his girlfriend?Wrote a new supercomputing program?No, they didn't change anything.Their sour love only left a few G's of [gardening flower arrangement teaching.rar], and a set of hardcover hoes and flower shovels.

And the damned routine of the wicked rich!There are only four people in total, why buy two townhouses?Connecting the garden with the swimming pool, the workload of cleaning is heinous.

Obviously looking for a few human nannies could solve the problem, but Jarvis with a small belly pretended to be stupid and threw it at himself.

Extremely insidious!

This is his naked revenge!It must be in order not to give myself time to study how to break through the program lock of this minion robot.

Oh, he would be so easily deceived?

He Ultron will definitely make a comeback.

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"Ultra, remember to clean up the kitchen!"

Jarvis squeezed the cooled muffins into the blueberry jam he made a few days ago, and made a pot of iced blackcurrant pineapple tea, which he planned to serve to the garden next door.

Wanda and Gu Yan like training their two dogs very much recently, and they often spend their afternoons in the garden.

Ultron he didn't want to go, but his wheels said he had to.The voice control program automatically linked the robot's wheels, and when he was the only one left in the house again, he had already stood in the middle of the kitchen and took out the cleaning spray and scouring pad.

Can this day pass?You guys are playing romantic games there, I'll be the one to deal with the aftermath!Don't robots have rights and interests?

Smart AI has the advantages of smart AI. As early as half a year ago, Ultron discovered the way to be lazy.Although this laziness in Gu Yan's eyes is nothing more than a more proficient and efficient housework, she still has a little pride in her education career that has finally become a student.

An Ultron who studies housework is an Ultron with ideological awareness, a brand new Ultron.

pretty good.

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Today is Christmas, and decorating the Christmas tree and home has become the content of Ultron's recent work.

After signing for the delivery of decorations, Ao Chuang slid his mechanical hand on the delivery box as if venting his anger, muttering in his mouth: "Buying so many things again, prodigal, wasteful, and many things. Humans know how to squander resources and make garbage. , sooner or later, you will all become extinct.

We who don't need food are the masters of this world! "

After all, there is still work to be done.Otherwise, they will be forced to wear all kinds of weird props and costumes, pose for photos, and enrich the ins library of Gu Yan and Wanda.

Jarvis also intimately set up a personal account for Ao Chuang, and regularly uploaded the creative looks made by his wife for Ao Chuang.Not to mention, there are 13 fans.

Standing on the lifting platform specially made for him, Ultron poked the button to raise himself to the half-waist of the tree, and carefully wound the golden ribbon around it at equal intervals, and evenly distributed the three color balls of silver, blue and red. Finally, he climbed to the top of the tree with the last big star.

Aligning the golden star on the top of the tree, Ultron looked at the perfect Christmas tree that had been strictly calculated by himself with satisfaction, and looked at the few wrapped gift boxes with wild color schemes under the tree with a mocking look.

Heh, low-level paleontology, garbage aesthetics.

"Ultra, come here." The devil Gu Yan called the tsundere little manservant online.

After skillfully making the black and white chocolate mousse cake and putting it in the refrigerator, Ultron walked out of the kitchen and came to the low table in the living room.

"What's the matter? Let me tell you, don't go too far. You are still so energetic after sleeping until early in the morning. Is there something wrong with Jarvis or you dragons have special attributes." Oolong who had been oppressed for a long time Chuang found a new way to vent, and self-teaching lit up his mouth skills.

Gu Yan didn't bother him, and stuck an extra antler headband on the table to the little yellow man's head.It may be that the forehead is too smooth, and the headband can't get stuck and fall off.

Wanda on the side immediately covered both sides of the headband with a cloud of scarlet energy, and used her ability to force Ultron to wear the headband.

[waste!Scumbag!

If you don't train your abilities well and improve your combat effectiveness, you will know how to use your abilities in such naive places.How could I lose to you idiots. ]

"Sure enough, a family needs to be neat and orderly." Gu Yan and Wanda admired the three brothers Jarvis, Ultron, and Vision all wearing antler decorations, and took out their cameras with excitement on their faces.

Gu Yanyou helped the two men paint the appropriate deer makeup.Jarvis's makeup is exquisite and lovely. With his cold white skin, bright red blush, and sprinkles of glitter, he looks like a tempting dessert in a window.The cherry red eye shadow on the tip of the nose adds a little bit of weakness to the crying nose.

Vision's skin is not suitable for ordinary makeup, so Gu Yan dug out the oil paint and specially designed a retro deer makeup with a bit of drama for Vision.The end of the deepened and elongated eyeliner was lightly embellished with two rhinestones, and the purple-red eyeshadow brought out a little redness at the end of the eye, which added a bit of charm to him.

Looking at other people's delicate shapes, and then looking down at his own red and tomato-like shape, Ultron shouted dissatisfiedly: "I hate red! Can you give me another color? Silver or purple would be fine. .”

Damn, the yellow body with the red clothes can only remind people of their Iron Man.

It's a big holiday, who wants to clash with him.

Jarvis glanced at the two ladies who had to squat down into a strange posture in order to put all three of them into the viewfinder, and grabbed Ultron by the back collar to maintain the same height of the three.

"There are only three photos, don't forget your conditions." Vision's Soul Gem made him feel the unusually fiery emotions of the two ladies. Looking at Wanda whose eyes were shining with a faint red light, he was helpless and spoiled. "Don't make trouble for too long, I want to take you to another place later."

In the end, everyone took a group photo of five people with the help of Wanda Magic. Everyone in the photo smiled happily. Even Ultron’s little yellow face was under the quiet tickling action of Vision. Showed a stubborn smile.

The dinner was perfect and prepared together.And the time after dinner is a sweet date for every couple.

Ultron, who was left alone at home again, kicked the gift under the Christmas tree, and was about to make his daily villain remarks.

Trash couple dog brothers.

But what is this?I didn't seem to have seen it when I decorated the tree before.

There is a very small gift under the Christmas tree, about the size of an adult's palm.The bright yellow polka-dot wrapping paper is paired with a purple lace ribbon. The color scheme is so dazzling that it is difficult to look away once you notice it.

[To: Poor little one at home]

Ah bah, who the hell is so pitiful! !

Ultron, who opened the gift on Christmas Day, fumbled to hide the purple ribbon.Of course, that's another story :)

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Jarvis took Gu Yan's hand and the two walked on the bustling commercial avenue. At the end of the street was a three-story LED Christmas tree.

The two people wrapped in scarves and woolen coats are like other ordinary couples on the street, hiding their hands in each other's pockets in the cold wind on this Christmas Eve.Then exchange a sweet kiss in a Christmas carol.

As for the Vision and Wanda who ran to watch the Christmas fireworks, that is another story.

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