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Chapter 79 Pregnancy?
We left Ishihara the next morning, seemingly no different from what we had planned.Machiko and Gu Meimen were picked up by the helicopter sent by Hattori. As for the truth of the incident, Reiko Aso said that she personally explained to them.
The matter seemed to be settled so peacefully.After the fog disappeared, the residents of the small town gradually became active on the street, which was similar to the scene when I left.But even so, I still don't know the origin of the squirrel and the fog. Reiko Aso has no useful information on this point.She wasn't curious about this, but if she knew the reason, she would probably be grateful for it.
"I don't know if Mrs. Taolang knows about this..."
I couldn't help thinking of Mrs. Taolang.
Fukuzawa Yukichi told me, "Maybe you know it well."
I looked in Shi Yuan's direction and sighed deeply.On the way back, Fukuzawa Yukichi was driving, because Minamoto Raimitsu and Lian Hongyan were still struggling with the fact that they were being used, so they regretted it very much.I began to reflect on how unreliable I came to this era.Even such a simple trap has been ignored.
"But, Mr. Seimei, why are you in the car?" I looked at Abe Seimei who was sitting with Mikazuki behind me, and he looked at me with a gentle smile.This reminds me of the way he threatened Man Xia with a hidden knife in his smile.
Manxia originally wanted to come with me, but was stopped by Madam Taolang.She grabbed Man Xia's ears and locked her directly into the small dark room.It is precisely because of this that I feel that Mrs. Taolang knows nothing about it.But Brother Yuji's words made me wonder if what Manxia said to Mrs. Taolang was not complete?
Abe Seimei's bat fan lightly covered the corners of his lips, and his narrow eyes looked at me with a half-smile.
"Where is Madam, Seimei will be there." I sighed helplessly, and when I looked at Yuan Laiguang and Lian Hongyan, they were still immersed in their own small world...
"Speaking of which, in the face of 15-year-old me, you who said such a thing, such behavior is a crime."
Abe Seimei said, "But that's not the case, is it?"
"On the surface, it is a crime. As for the essence, it is irrelevant."
"Ma'am, this sentence is too arbitrary. Although I admit that human beings do care more about the appearance of things, why doesn't anyone care about the essence?"
I always feel like we're not talking about the same thing.So, I will not continue this topic anymore.
When Yuan Laiguang and Lian Hongyan finally woke up from their own small world, I always had a sense of seeing that they had opened up the two channels of Ren and Du.Sure enough, the experience of being used by Man Xia must have made them feel some kind of pressure.
"I don't know how the accommodation in the hero department is going..."
Looking at the layers of greenery outside the window, I couldn't help but think of the ongoing joint camp, "But why did you arrange for Jinghua and Dunjun to take up this commission?"
I grabbed the back of the driver's seat and put my head in Fukuzawa Yukichi's ear.
Fukuzawa Yukichi glanced at me and said, "In the company, only the two of them have time."
I:……
Is this a reason?
"What's more, the two of them are the most suitable people for this commission."
I haven't been with them for a long time, so I don't understand the so-called most suitable, which one is suitable. "If that's the case, then it should be fine to stay together."
With Aizawa-sensei around, I think it will be fine.Although I was beaten badly at USJ, I still have great faith in the strength of Mr. Aizawa.
Halfway through the minibus, I received a call from Guizhi.
The kid didn't just call me to say hello, but really needed to tell me something.And it's still very important, otherwise, just wait until I get back to the apartment.No need to call halfway.
【Actually, it's really hard to say...】
A strange groan was vaguely heard.
I covered my mouth, could it be that my eldest nephew finally got the hang of it? !
[Please stop your imagination...]
The eldest nephew really deserves to be someone who knows me well, even if he made a phone call, he could guess what I was thinking.
"I didn't think much about it."
【…】
The eldest nephew took a deep breath, and then he uttered a piece of information that completely subverted my three views.
【...Mr. Kitty, it's pregnant...】
I was dumbfounded.
"……What did you say?"
The eldest nephew said tirelessly: [Mr. Cat, I'm pregnant. 】
I came back to my senses and said seriously to my eldest nephew: "Guizhi, this joke is a little too big. As we all know, Mr. Cat has a male appearance."
[But the fact is... she is pregnant.I have already visited several pet hospitals...]
so abnormal...
It's really abnormal!
The appearance of the cat teacher is male, how can a male cat be pregnant?Although monsters may not be gender-specific, their appearance is male!
"what happened?"
Fukuzawa Yukichi saw that my expression was not right, so he asked.
Others in the car looked at me too.
I scratched my head, not knowing what to say to them.
Simply and clearly said: "...the lucky cat next to Guizhi is pregnant."
Everyone:? ? ? ? ?
Natsume Meow fell directly onto Mikazuki's knee.
***
Two hours later, we arrived at Yawangcho.After Yukichi-san drove to the downstairs of the apartment, Minamoto Yorimitsu drove the minibus to Ukiyo-e Town.The rest of the people seemed to be going to Ukiyo-e Town as well, so they didn't come down together.As for the drug seller, he said goodbye to us when he was in Shiyuan.
After I returned to the apartment with Natsume in my arms, I saw Kishi comforting Madara lying on the sofa with a helpless face.The lucky cat, which is already "round" in shape, now has a bigger belly due to pregnancy, and its short limbs, I can hardly see their existence. "I'm really pregnant..."
Brother Yuji and I walked over, as if we had discovered a new continent.
"It's the first time I've seen a male cat get pregnant..."
"Fool! This must be a curse!"
Madara grabbed the handkerchief on his forehead and threw it at me, Yukichi-san frowned and caught it.
"curse?"
I looked at Kishi.
Guizhi said, "The teacher has never admitted that she is pregnant, even though I showed him the test report, but...it seems to think it is a curse..."
"Where's the test sheet?"
Guizhi immediately took out several B-ultrasound orders from his bag.This is the diagnosis of several veterinary hospitals, each of which indicates that it is indeed pregnancy...
I had a complicated face, "Isn't the doctor surprised?"
Kishi lowered his head silently.
"Maybe it's some kind of ability or personality."
Fukuzawa Yukichi guessed reliably.
Speaking of... male pregnancy, I always feel that I seem to have forgotten a very important thing.
……and many more!
I ran to the kitchen with an ugly face, the mother-in-law water sent to me by a friend in China!
After opening the cabinet where the mother-of-child water was placed, I was shocked on the spot.
With a dark face, I threw the empty bottle on my big belly, and a "hey!" made my goosebumps stand up.
"this is……"
"My friend in China sent it to me. He said he found the legendary ruins of the Zimu River, so he sent me a bottle of water from the Zimu River. Even males can become pregnant after drinking it! "
Fukuzawa Yukichi: ...
Takashi Natsume: ...
The two looked at the empty bottle, as if they had seen a scourge.
"So, you drank the whole bottle?!!!!!!"
I really want to bang on its stomach now.
What about the big monster that was promised to live for hundreds of years?Can anything be drunk?
"I... I thought it was wine! Why is this weird thing put in a wine bottle! Oh yes, it hurts me to death..."
I really didn't know what to say, so I silently lit a cigarette, rubbed its belly, and sighed softly: "Forget it, give birth. I will work hard to support you!"
Takashi Natsume: ...
Fukuzawa Yukichi: ...
"What the hell is this kind of good man who is in charge of the person speaking afterwards!"
***
I can't get in touch with my Chinese friends, so I can't know the solution to the effect of mother-son river water.So it can only let the spots go with the flow.It doesn't want to give birth to a child, and always feels that if it does so, it will lose its dignity.I want to say that of course your majesty is gone when you are drunk...
Just when I was looking for information about Zimuhe on the Internet, something went wrong with the accommodation in the Hero Department.During the dormitory, the enemy attacked. Among the 15 students who participated in the dormitory, [-] of them lost consciousness due to poison gas inhalation.In the battle with the enemy, a small number of students were slightly injured, but Green Valley was seriously injured.Another is missing.
And the missing person is Bakugo Katsuki.
When Atsushi Nakajima found me, he was very ashamed.
"I couldn't protect sister Ning Ning's students... I'm really sorry!"
I sighed and patted his head, "Although my students need protection, they are not flowers in a greenhouse. As for you, you should go to your president for this failed commission."
Atsushi Nakajima stared at me blankly.
"Dun Jun, brother Yuji asked you and Jinghua to carry out this commission, do you know the intention?"
"Eh?"
"Forget it... It seems that you don't know either. But this matter is more serious than imagined..."
The only good news is that the enemy has also arrested active criminals.At least you can interrogate.
Just bang ho...
The situation is quite pessimistic.
Students being kidnapped or something, this is the biggest shame since Xiongying founded the school.
The next day, Akiko and I went to see Green Valley.The reason I asked Akiko was because her ability [Please Don't Die] is healing.But there is a prerequisite for the activation of this ability, that is, the object of treatment must be in a dying state.
"So, in order to cure you completely, please bear with it for a while."
I said this to Midoriya who was lying on the hospital bed with his limbs wrapped in bandages.
"Eh?"
Before Lugu realized the meaning of my words, Akiko walked towards him step by step with a hatchet.
"The boy's body is good, I like it very much."
"Eh?!!!!!! Help, help!!!!"
I stood at the door with a blank expression, rejecting all who would visit him in the future.
And what I think in my heart is how to take revenge on the enemy alliance.
"Teacher Ning Ning, your expression is so ferocious."
I smiled and looked at Kirishima, "Kirishima-san, do you want to know what I'm thinking?"
Kirishima shook his head like a rattle, "No, I don't want to!"
"However, Green Valley's screams are quite shocking...does it really matter?"
"Don't worry, Akiko's ability can only treat people who are dying, so I can only let Lu Gu classmate experience the feeling of dying. By the way, teach me well, don't take your body seriously!"
Kirishima: ...
"From the time you first entered school, I saw that he was often injured. Is he going to worship at the shrine to get rid of bad luck?"
Kirishima: "...I don't think that's the reason."
"There is no sound..."
Ochako said in surprise.Then the door of the ward opened, and Akiko walked out with a hatchet, scaring away a group of children.
"finished?"
Akiko shrugged.
"That boy's vitality is really strong..."
"Okay, you can go in and see him. Remember my words, you can't do your best. Think about your parents and teachers."
"Yes!"
The answer was loud, but did you really listen to it...
Akiko and I left the hospital arm in arm.I wanted to make an appointment for lunch, but I was called into the school by Mr. Aizawa's phone call.
"Sorry about the school."
Akiko didn't blame me this time.
Maybe because of this commission, the detective agency failed.
This time, even I thought it was too simple, thinking that the enemy alliance was just a small fight...
However, when I arrived at the school, I was told to attend the Xiongying High School apology press conference.
"Wait, I'm just an ordinary modern Mandarin teacher!"
"No, I think if there is a teacher, maybe the success rate can be doubled."
I'm really flattered when you say that...
The matter seemed to be settled so peacefully.After the fog disappeared, the residents of the small town gradually became active on the street, which was similar to the scene when I left.But even so, I still don't know the origin of the squirrel and the fog. Reiko Aso has no useful information on this point.She wasn't curious about this, but if she knew the reason, she would probably be grateful for it.
"I don't know if Mrs. Taolang knows about this..."
I couldn't help thinking of Mrs. Taolang.
Fukuzawa Yukichi told me, "Maybe you know it well."
I looked in Shi Yuan's direction and sighed deeply.On the way back, Fukuzawa Yukichi was driving, because Minamoto Raimitsu and Lian Hongyan were still struggling with the fact that they were being used, so they regretted it very much.I began to reflect on how unreliable I came to this era.Even such a simple trap has been ignored.
"But, Mr. Seimei, why are you in the car?" I looked at Abe Seimei who was sitting with Mikazuki behind me, and he looked at me with a gentle smile.This reminds me of the way he threatened Man Xia with a hidden knife in his smile.
Manxia originally wanted to come with me, but was stopped by Madam Taolang.She grabbed Man Xia's ears and locked her directly into the small dark room.It is precisely because of this that I feel that Mrs. Taolang knows nothing about it.But Brother Yuji's words made me wonder if what Manxia said to Mrs. Taolang was not complete?
Abe Seimei's bat fan lightly covered the corners of his lips, and his narrow eyes looked at me with a half-smile.
"Where is Madam, Seimei will be there." I sighed helplessly, and when I looked at Yuan Laiguang and Lian Hongyan, they were still immersed in their own small world...
"Speaking of which, in the face of 15-year-old me, you who said such a thing, such behavior is a crime."
Abe Seimei said, "But that's not the case, is it?"
"On the surface, it is a crime. As for the essence, it is irrelevant."
"Ma'am, this sentence is too arbitrary. Although I admit that human beings do care more about the appearance of things, why doesn't anyone care about the essence?"
I always feel like we're not talking about the same thing.So, I will not continue this topic anymore.
When Yuan Laiguang and Lian Hongyan finally woke up from their own small world, I always had a sense of seeing that they had opened up the two channels of Ren and Du.Sure enough, the experience of being used by Man Xia must have made them feel some kind of pressure.
"I don't know how the accommodation in the hero department is going..."
Looking at the layers of greenery outside the window, I couldn't help but think of the ongoing joint camp, "But why did you arrange for Jinghua and Dunjun to take up this commission?"
I grabbed the back of the driver's seat and put my head in Fukuzawa Yukichi's ear.
Fukuzawa Yukichi glanced at me and said, "In the company, only the two of them have time."
I:……
Is this a reason?
"What's more, the two of them are the most suitable people for this commission."
I haven't been with them for a long time, so I don't understand the so-called most suitable, which one is suitable. "If that's the case, then it should be fine to stay together."
With Aizawa-sensei around, I think it will be fine.Although I was beaten badly at USJ, I still have great faith in the strength of Mr. Aizawa.
Halfway through the minibus, I received a call from Guizhi.
The kid didn't just call me to say hello, but really needed to tell me something.And it's still very important, otherwise, just wait until I get back to the apartment.No need to call halfway.
【Actually, it's really hard to say...】
A strange groan was vaguely heard.
I covered my mouth, could it be that my eldest nephew finally got the hang of it? !
[Please stop your imagination...]
The eldest nephew really deserves to be someone who knows me well, even if he made a phone call, he could guess what I was thinking.
"I didn't think much about it."
【…】
The eldest nephew took a deep breath, and then he uttered a piece of information that completely subverted my three views.
【...Mr. Kitty, it's pregnant...】
I was dumbfounded.
"……What did you say?"
The eldest nephew said tirelessly: [Mr. Cat, I'm pregnant. 】
I came back to my senses and said seriously to my eldest nephew: "Guizhi, this joke is a little too big. As we all know, Mr. Cat has a male appearance."
[But the fact is... she is pregnant.I have already visited several pet hospitals...]
so abnormal...
It's really abnormal!
The appearance of the cat teacher is male, how can a male cat be pregnant?Although monsters may not be gender-specific, their appearance is male!
"what happened?"
Fukuzawa Yukichi saw that my expression was not right, so he asked.
Others in the car looked at me too.
I scratched my head, not knowing what to say to them.
Simply and clearly said: "...the lucky cat next to Guizhi is pregnant."
Everyone:? ? ? ? ?
Natsume Meow fell directly onto Mikazuki's knee.
***
Two hours later, we arrived at Yawangcho.After Yukichi-san drove to the downstairs of the apartment, Minamoto Yorimitsu drove the minibus to Ukiyo-e Town.The rest of the people seemed to be going to Ukiyo-e Town as well, so they didn't come down together.As for the drug seller, he said goodbye to us when he was in Shiyuan.
After I returned to the apartment with Natsume in my arms, I saw Kishi comforting Madara lying on the sofa with a helpless face.The lucky cat, which is already "round" in shape, now has a bigger belly due to pregnancy, and its short limbs, I can hardly see their existence. "I'm really pregnant..."
Brother Yuji and I walked over, as if we had discovered a new continent.
"It's the first time I've seen a male cat get pregnant..."
"Fool! This must be a curse!"
Madara grabbed the handkerchief on his forehead and threw it at me, Yukichi-san frowned and caught it.
"curse?"
I looked at Kishi.
Guizhi said, "The teacher has never admitted that she is pregnant, even though I showed him the test report, but...it seems to think it is a curse..."
"Where's the test sheet?"
Guizhi immediately took out several B-ultrasound orders from his bag.This is the diagnosis of several veterinary hospitals, each of which indicates that it is indeed pregnancy...
I had a complicated face, "Isn't the doctor surprised?"
Kishi lowered his head silently.
"Maybe it's some kind of ability or personality."
Fukuzawa Yukichi guessed reliably.
Speaking of... male pregnancy, I always feel that I seem to have forgotten a very important thing.
……and many more!
I ran to the kitchen with an ugly face, the mother-in-law water sent to me by a friend in China!
After opening the cabinet where the mother-of-child water was placed, I was shocked on the spot.
With a dark face, I threw the empty bottle on my big belly, and a "hey!" made my goosebumps stand up.
"this is……"
"My friend in China sent it to me. He said he found the legendary ruins of the Zimu River, so he sent me a bottle of water from the Zimu River. Even males can become pregnant after drinking it! "
Fukuzawa Yukichi: ...
Takashi Natsume: ...
The two looked at the empty bottle, as if they had seen a scourge.
"So, you drank the whole bottle?!!!!!!"
I really want to bang on its stomach now.
What about the big monster that was promised to live for hundreds of years?Can anything be drunk?
"I... I thought it was wine! Why is this weird thing put in a wine bottle! Oh yes, it hurts me to death..."
I really didn't know what to say, so I silently lit a cigarette, rubbed its belly, and sighed softly: "Forget it, give birth. I will work hard to support you!"
Takashi Natsume: ...
Fukuzawa Yukichi: ...
"What the hell is this kind of good man who is in charge of the person speaking afterwards!"
***
I can't get in touch with my Chinese friends, so I can't know the solution to the effect of mother-son river water.So it can only let the spots go with the flow.It doesn't want to give birth to a child, and always feels that if it does so, it will lose its dignity.I want to say that of course your majesty is gone when you are drunk...
Just when I was looking for information about Zimuhe on the Internet, something went wrong with the accommodation in the Hero Department.During the dormitory, the enemy attacked. Among the 15 students who participated in the dormitory, [-] of them lost consciousness due to poison gas inhalation.In the battle with the enemy, a small number of students were slightly injured, but Green Valley was seriously injured.Another is missing.
And the missing person is Bakugo Katsuki.
When Atsushi Nakajima found me, he was very ashamed.
"I couldn't protect sister Ning Ning's students... I'm really sorry!"
I sighed and patted his head, "Although my students need protection, they are not flowers in a greenhouse. As for you, you should go to your president for this failed commission."
Atsushi Nakajima stared at me blankly.
"Dun Jun, brother Yuji asked you and Jinghua to carry out this commission, do you know the intention?"
"Eh?"
"Forget it... It seems that you don't know either. But this matter is more serious than imagined..."
The only good news is that the enemy has also arrested active criminals.At least you can interrogate.
Just bang ho...
The situation is quite pessimistic.
Students being kidnapped or something, this is the biggest shame since Xiongying founded the school.
The next day, Akiko and I went to see Green Valley.The reason I asked Akiko was because her ability [Please Don't Die] is healing.But there is a prerequisite for the activation of this ability, that is, the object of treatment must be in a dying state.
"So, in order to cure you completely, please bear with it for a while."
I said this to Midoriya who was lying on the hospital bed with his limbs wrapped in bandages.
"Eh?"
Before Lugu realized the meaning of my words, Akiko walked towards him step by step with a hatchet.
"The boy's body is good, I like it very much."
"Eh?!!!!!! Help, help!!!!"
I stood at the door with a blank expression, rejecting all who would visit him in the future.
And what I think in my heart is how to take revenge on the enemy alliance.
"Teacher Ning Ning, your expression is so ferocious."
I smiled and looked at Kirishima, "Kirishima-san, do you want to know what I'm thinking?"
Kirishima shook his head like a rattle, "No, I don't want to!"
"However, Green Valley's screams are quite shocking...does it really matter?"
"Don't worry, Akiko's ability can only treat people who are dying, so I can only let Lu Gu classmate experience the feeling of dying. By the way, teach me well, don't take your body seriously!"
Kirishima: ...
"From the time you first entered school, I saw that he was often injured. Is he going to worship at the shrine to get rid of bad luck?"
Kirishima: "...I don't think that's the reason."
"There is no sound..."
Ochako said in surprise.Then the door of the ward opened, and Akiko walked out with a hatchet, scaring away a group of children.
"finished?"
Akiko shrugged.
"That boy's vitality is really strong..."
"Okay, you can go in and see him. Remember my words, you can't do your best. Think about your parents and teachers."
"Yes!"
The answer was loud, but did you really listen to it...
Akiko and I left the hospital arm in arm.I wanted to make an appointment for lunch, but I was called into the school by Mr. Aizawa's phone call.
"Sorry about the school."
Akiko didn't blame me this time.
Maybe because of this commission, the detective agency failed.
This time, even I thought it was too simple, thinking that the enemy alliance was just a small fight...
However, when I arrived at the school, I was told to attend the Xiongying High School apology press conference.
"Wait, I'm just an ordinary modern Mandarin teacher!"
"No, I think if there is a teacher, maybe the success rate can be doubled."
I'm really flattered when you say that...
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