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On the Best Means of Retaliation

The ghost lamp is a ghost from hell, and it is the assistant officer of the king Yan Mo in hell.Although he is only a mere assistant officer, he is actually the person in charge behind the scenes of hell, a veritable existence like the shady scenes of hell.

When Abe Seimei and I talked about science, I was really scared.I stared at the ghost lamp for a moment, and said awkwardly, "As your boss, you must be under a lot of pressure."

Ghost Lamp stood up with a "tsk" sound, and put the mace on his shoulders, his face darkened, "Stress is the driving force of social animals. What's more, when the work is busy, the boss who pushes the work to his subordinates should take care of it." Severe punishment."

I covered my face, and this guy said something very serious as if nothing had happened!

At the same time, Abe Seimei gave a soft snort, glanced at the ghost lamp, and said with a mocking tone: "Then how should you severely punish the ghost lamp who came to be lazy when you are busy with business?"

I rubbed my forehead and tugged at his sleeve, "Can I say one less thing..."

"Since it's Madam's request..." Abe Seimei smiled at me and said softly, "Don't worry, no matter how vicious Lord Ghost Lamp is, he won't attack women. Right, Lord Ghost Lamp?"

He looked at the ghost lamp, and the ghost lamp looked at him expressionlessly.

"Although I am very annoyed by his hippie smile, he is also right. I have always respected women. Especially women who have the same disease."

Ghost Lantern's tone was very calm.He plunged the mace into the frozen ground, then sat down cross-legged.

"Eh? Sympathy?"

Abe Seimei said to me: "That's right, it is said that in the long time ago when Yamata no Orochi was still alive, Lord Onito was also sacrificed by the villagers, and the reason was to pray for rain."

He looked at the ghost lamp, covered his lips with his sleeve, and softly said with a numb aria: "It's really a pitiful experience, but now I don't want to save a girl who has encountered the same thing."

I:……

It's too serious to say that. I think the mountain god might be able to discuss it.

But looking at the expressions of the two of them, I wisely didn't say "talk to the mountain god".

But... Then came another problem.

"Actually, I don't understand something." I raised my hand and inserted into the weird atmosphere between the two of them.

The two looked at me at the same time.The meaning in the eyes is very clear, you said.

"If there is something offensive, please don't mind it... That's it, if you have to sacrifice a living person to listen to the gods or gods of human wishes, with all due respect, isn't it an evil god?"

It may be that my words were too rebellious, and the expressions of both of them looked a little unbelievable.

"Ma'am, your mind is a little dangerous."

"No... In that case, it seems to make sense." Ghost Lantern interrupted Abe Seimei's words, stroked his chin and thought for a while.

"You think so, too!" As if I had found a mate, I suddenly felt a desire to tell something, and I was very excited, "Generally speaking, offering tribute or something is fine, sacrificing life or something is not related to evil gods." What's the difference? Besides, don't gods rely on human belief? Then, as the source of the power of belief, shouldn't they be taken care of more?"

In my opinion, the relationship between gods and humans is a very ordinary relationship between Party A and Party B.Humans give faith to gods, and gods listen to human wishes.Of course, I am not saying that all wishes of human beings must be fulfilled. After all, gods are not fools, and they should know how unrealistic those wishes are for the wishers.

"Which god you believe in, you can pray to that god. If the god doesn't agree, then change your belief. There are 800 million gods, there must be one who is suitable?"

Abe Seimei suddenly laughed, "Madam, aren't you afraid that the gods will fight?"

Just as I was about to answer, Ghost Lamp was answered for me directly.

"It's so stupid to attribute the failure of one's own business ability to the other party's excuse."

I nodded knowingly.

"That's right, it's really too bad for someone who is obviously not good enough to blame others."

At this moment, the ghost lamp and I seem to be in tune with our brain waves.

However, Abe Seimei couldn't help but twitched his eyes, "This sentence doesn't look like what Master Ghost Lantern said."

Ghost Lantern glanced at him, "Did I say something?"

I also chimed in: "That's right, we didn't name names. It's not up to us to decide who is willing to be seated."

Abe Seimei: ...

He sighed helplessly, "Even so, gods are above human beings. Speaking of which, which god does Madam believe in?"

I frowned and said seriously, "I'm an atheist."

Abe Seimei: ...

Ghost Lamp: ...

At this moment, the way they look at me is so indescribable.

"No... do you really think your words are okay?" Ghost Lantern looked at me with a complicated expression.

I don't know so, "Is there a problem?"

After thinking about it, they suddenly realized the reason for their surprise.

I probed and asked, "Is it because you know that gods exist, or is it just an atheist's rhetoric?"

The two nodded together.

I laughed a few times, and said frankly: "This is not contradictory at all. It's like I like Jin Yingying, but let him die."

"Although I don't know who the golden glitter in your mouth is, I don't think the two can be confused."

The ghost lamp said to me seriously.

I think he is really too serious, and I am not his subordinate.

Maybe it was because I didn't explain it clearly, so I added: "How should I say it. I think the gods are quite unreliable. For example, I went to the shrine to ask for a lottery some time ago. After that, I finally got a lucky one. I think it's quite unprincipled." After finishing speaking, I nodded emphatically.

"No... I think it's very unprincipled for you to go to the shrine to ask for a lottery as an atheist."

Abe Seimei raised his forehead and showed a helpless smile.

"Besides." Ghost Lantern said in awe-inspiring manner: "A dozen bad times and one good luck have nothing to do with principles at all. It's obviously a matter of probability."

"How come!" I jumped up in surprise, "Does the god's shrine still play probability problems? You are not the god of mathematics, what kind of probability problems are you playing!"

"Calm down." Ghost Lantern sternly stopped me, "Ask for a lottery or something, it's just a sign that human beings get by their own luck. Gods don't have time to predict good or bad one by one."

After hearing this, I felt that my IQ had been greatly improved, so I asked Abe Seimei weakly, "...Is that so?"

Abe Seimei nodded.

I sat down a little dejectedly, but I still didn't give up, "But if this is the case, isn't it a sign of business failure if you are not allowed to sign?"

At this time, Abe Seimei said to me: "Madam, luck is also part of the prophecy."

I:……

It's so hard to understand.

"Then my last dozen times of bad luck, and my last good luck, are they good or bad?"

Looking back on my life after applying for a lottery, except for the fact that time travel is a common practice... It seems that it is not good, after all, my daily life is really a mess...

Wait, are we off topic?

I fell into deep thought with a serious face.

At this time, the ghost lamp said to me, "As a victim of sympathy, I can promise you that after the death of those villagers, I will tie them together outside Izanami's palace in the hell of the burning place."

I recovered from my contemplation, "What is that?"

The ghost lamp said: "I designed the palace. The villagers who used me as sacrifices were tied to the pillars outside the palace and burned to death for life after life."

I:……

"You are really scary."

"No, don't say it as if the only way I can go is to sacrifice!"

I complained unconvinced.

"Besides, since the villagers who sacrificed you were praying for rain, why not let them suffer waterboarding? They like water so much, and waterboarding can satisfy them. In my opinion, since those villagers pray for a good harvest, why not let them suffer waterboarding? Let them hover on the verge of dying..."

After hearing this, Ghost Lantern stared at me for a while, then clasped his hands together and said, "You are more sinister than I imagined."

I:……

Hello!Who is more insidious!

"You are really suitable for hell. I am a little bit reluctant to have you sacrificed..."

Don't show a regretful expression, please!It looks like it's faked!

Abe Seimei spread out his eight-bone fan and blocked my face, saying in a heavy tone, "Master Ghost Lantern, please respect yourself."

Ghost Lantern looked at Seimei expressionlessly, and then looked behind us.

"Of course I'm joking. After all, Madam's sacrifice is not just the choice of the villagers."

The meaning of the ghost lamp made me a little bit at a loss.

Didn't you say that you prayed to the mountain gods because of the harvest problem?

But now listening to the ghost lamp, it seems that there are deeper reasons for other classes.

"This mountain probably won't be able to survive this winter."

Ghost Lamp said to me solemnly.

Abe Seimei protected me behind her, and said in an extremely indifferent tone, "This has nothing to do with Madam."

"Really?" Ghost Lantern closed his eyes, and when he opened them again, his eyes were looking at me, "What if only the wife's sacrifice can save this mountain's next spring?"

I:! ! ! ! !

"Master Ghost Lamp!"

Abe Seimei shouted.Before Abe Seimei was about to summon Shikigami, I stopped him.

"lady?"

I shook my head, the ghost lamp is a ghost of hell, it's not good to offend too much.

Then I looked at Ghost Lantern, "Master Ghost Lantern, please tell me about my sacrifice."

I am also very confused about this.

It is obviously a sacrifice to pray for a good harvest, but at this moment it is inexplicably "saving the mountain"?What about mountain gods?

Gui Deng lightly nodded, with a calm tone, "There is no such thing as a mountain god. It is feasible to say that it is the owner of the mountain."

"Eh?" My mind went blank for a few seconds, "Wait, what did you say? No mountain god?"

I looked at Abe Seimei, he seemed to know this result.

"The so-called mountain master is the guardian of the mountain. It is not impossible to be called the mountain god."

"I took you as a sacrifice because the owner of this mountain is already weak, so a new owner is needed to protect this mountain..."

Abe Seimei looked at me sadly: "I don't know why you were chosen. But becoming the mountain lord is a very painful thing. So I think, no matter what, I have to take you away from this terrible place."

"Come with me, ma'am."

"I'm afraid it won't work anymore." Ghost Lantern said abruptly, "You can't get out of this mountain anymore."

The moment his voice just fell, many transparent, shapeless things came out from the woods...

"They have already arrived..."