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so-called forced kiss

Hong Kong gangsters and Butei have reached a kind of truce agreement.The reason is actually very simple.Let's put it this way, during a period of invasion by foreign forces, it is very unwise to wear out in civil wars.

Dazai-kun's words that "it will be much smoother with Sister Ningning here" are completely used to fool Kunikida.If we objected from the beginning, there would be no such "secret" tea party.

Having said that, mutual mistrust between the two parties was also one of the main reasons for this tea party.

Now that the "agreement" between Hong Kong gangsters and Wuzhen has been confirmed, I don't have to worry about the [combination].

I don't think [combination] can't be solved with the cooperation of Hong Kong black and Butei.Although the Supernatural Secret Service Division will not participate in it on the surface, but in the dark...it's hard to say.

I quietly said to Ranbu, "If you catch the leader of [Group], please let me know."

Luanbu squinted his eyes and looked at me, but asked: "Is there something you are hiding from me?"

"Eh?" I was surprised, "Why do you ask?"

Did this guy see something?

No no, I concealed it super well!

Ranpo hummed twice, poked my face and said, "The president came back from Yewang last time with a very serious expression on his face. Kunikida once thought he might have encountered some unsolvable trouble."

"Oh, what's the matter?"

I looked at him curiously.

Luanbu looked into my eyes, and sighed helplessly, "To be honest, I really don't want to use [Super Reasoning] on you."

Me: "What are you talking about, I didn't understand anything."

I played sloppy eyes indiscriminately, and glanced at Brother Yuji's back with guilty eyes.I hope he can turn around and look at me, and then take Luanbu away.Even Sanriyue is fine, but these two Wangnian friends really hit it off. They obviously have two extreme temperaments, but when they chatted, they completely forgot about me.

Inexplicably a little upset...

"It's written all over your face."

Ranbu looked at me very speechlessly, he walked beside me with his hands behind his head.

"Liar, there's no writing on my face!"

Even I think this sentence is too stupid.But in front of Ranpo, my IQ is useless at all.Besides, the ex-husband incident itself made me very guilty.I'm afraid that if I don't stop thinking about it, I will be blown out by him.

Well, speaking of it, why should I feel guilty?

"As for the inexplicable marriage between you and the president, I already know the reason."

After a long while of silence, Ranbu talked about it to me in a relaxed tone.Although I don't know where he found out, but after Manxia appeared in front of me, the curse cast by Mrs. Taolang has disappeared.Therefore, without relying on Luanbu's genius ability, it is completely possible to find out this matter with ease.

However, his calm attitude surprised me.

Hearing him say that, I seemed to relax a bit, so I whined to him:

"I don't want to hide it either. But the other party is a monster after all. Brother Yuji and I made an agreement with Mrs. Taolang at the beginning. Once we tell the truth, something even I can't imagine will happen."

But when it came out, it was really easier.

"So my relationship with brother Yuji is not what you think!"

I spread my hands.Back then, he and brother Yuji were married and divorced within a day, and this guy was the one who opposed him the most.Although I don't know why.After that day, I vowed to find out the reasons for this incident.Although I was really worried for a while at the beginning, after all, Luanbu is a genius, and it is not impossible to find out.But I don't know what Mrs. Taolang did, and many related clues have been blurred, so it is only now that Luanbu is clear.

"Is that really so?"

Ranbu glanced at me suspiciously, his tone sounded a bit weird.

"Otherwise?" I looked at Brother Yuji and Sanriyue who were walking ahead, and replied casually.

"Hmph, you really are an idiot..." He hugged his chest, raised his head, and looked at the sky with half-closed eyes, with a kind of 45-degree bright and sad... Bah, bah, bah!

"Even if you're a genius, you can't say I'm an idiot! I'm just at the IQ level of a normal person!"

I sternly corrected his phrasing.

Although it is true that his IQ is not as good as his, it is still within the range of normal people!

Ranpo couldn't deny my words, he turned his head and looked at me.

"If you didn't have that thought, why did you kiss the president in the first place?"

"Cough-cough-!"

I lowered my head, and pressed one hand firmly on Ranbu's shoulder, "You, you said... what?"

"What's wrong, sir?"

Hearing my movements, Mikazuki who was chatting with Yukichi-san immediately turned to look at me.

"No, please ignore me!"

The other hand immediately made a "No Passing" motion.

At this moment, I dare not look at Brother Yuji's face at all.Of course, I don't want Sanriyue to come over.

I heard Luanbu's laughter, and felt a slight tremor in the hands on his shoulders.

This guy……

"Go first, we'll be right back!"

I said in a hurry, quickly picked up the collar of Chaos Bu, and dragged him into the nearby woods.

I surrounded Luanbu in front of the tree, and put one hand directly on the tree, that is, the tree dong.With the other hand stroking the center of my brow, I asked a little unnaturally: "...Did I really do that?"

Please deny it!

But obviously, God didn't hear my prayers.

Luanbu not only nodded, but also gave me a thumbs up, and exaggeratedly said: "Super active!"

I:……

Ah, my head hurts...

"And it's super bold! But I really didn't expect that such a majestic and terrifying uncle would have a day when he would be forced to bow by the overlord."

Once Luanbu called brother Yuji uncle, his tone was teasing.

Ranpo, what are you talking about, I can't understand at all...

"How many people have seen..."

Let me know.

"Everyone who was there at that time saw it." Ranbu squinted his eyes and said gloatingly.

I:……

No one has ever told me this!

I covered my face and squatted down on the spot, feeling that I had no love in my life.

Luanbu squatted down in front of me and poked my face, "Don't do this, you don't have that memory anyway, don't you? Even if it's embarrassing, it's the president's embarrassment."

"I have this memory after you told me!"

Besides, do you dare to mention this matter in front of him? !He's embarrassing ass!

"You're the one who told me about it with bad intentions."

Luanbu snorted, and looked at me with his cheeks propped up: "It's really kind of unrewarded...I'm just reminding you that the president may not have no feelings for you at all, this detective's reasoning has never been wrong! "

"Come on."

You can't even see through those cheap glasses, what right do you have to say that!

I obviously don't believe it.

Ranpo stood up and looked down at me condescendingly, with words like "You idiot" written in his eyes.He said bluntly:

"If it's not interesting to you, will you still allow you to insult him?"

"I guess the moment you met him, you were dealt with with a hand knife!"

I:……

Seems right...

Brother Yuji's force value is beyond doubt!

"You go back first, I want to be quiet..."

I bowed my head, still squatting on the ground, caught in some kind of sage time.

Molestation or something... Did I really do such a bad thing?

No, no, I'm a very upright person, how could I do such a bad thing to indecently insult others!

"What are you still squatting for?"

Brother Yuji's voice suddenly appeared above, I was startled and almost fell backwards.

I looked up and saw him frowning at me now.

I was silent and said, "Legs are numb...I can't stand up."

So he bowed his head silently.

Fukuzawa Yukichi: ...

Hearing the sigh from the top of my head, I didn't dare to breathe, my heart couldn't help but tighten, and I didn't even dare to raise my head.

It's okay to not know that the real master who was "forced by the overlord" is here, once you know how to face it?Don't dare!

While I was thinking wildly, a hand appeared in my field of vision.

"stand up."

Like his voice, his palms are old-fashioned.

I stared at that palm for a few seconds, and my mind seemed to reach out to touch it involuntarily.Before I could react, I was held firmly, and an upward force instantly pulled me up.Standing up suddenly, his eyes suddenly went dark, his feet didn't stand still, and he rushed forward inertially.

But very quickly, someone grabbed him around the waist.From his chest, just slightly touching the tip of his nose...

I shrank my neck, staring at the thread on his collar in a daze.

"What did Ranpo tell you?"

He suddenly asked me a question.

I froze for a moment, shook my head, "I didn't say anything."

He sighed, "Sure enough, you still don't know how to lie."

"……Oh."

"That's fine, though."

"Ok?"

"Nothing. Still walking?"

I moved my legs, and the numbness had gradually subsided, so I said, "It's ok."

I haven't heard him speak for a while, and I can't help wondering if I made a mistake.But before I could ask, I heard him say, "Then let's go, we have to discuss and form a battle plan when we go back."

After speaking, I loosened my waist.

He seemed to be holding my hand.

I stared at the clasped hands, a little overwhelmed.

Is it true that as Ranbu said, brother Yuji still has some meaning for me?

No, no, I have known each other for more than ten years, but I have never felt it...

I feel like he completely treats me and Ranpo as children!

Suddenly I heard him say again: "It's not a big deal."

"Eh?"

"I mean that thing before."

So what is it...

Seeing that I was still in a daze, Brother Yuji gave me a helpless look, and finally didn't speak again.

Sankaiyue and Ranpo were waiting for us not far away, after getting closer, I thought Brother Yuji would let go of my hand.As a result, I smoked, but he still didn't let go.It wasn't until they walked in front of the two that their hands were put down as if nothing had happened.

I:……

What kind of trouble is this going to be!

"My lord seems to be in a good mood."

Trinity Moon said to me with a smile.

Where did you see it?

"It's, it's okay..."

Luanbu smiled inexplicably at the side.

I:………………