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Daily (nine)

I probably need to go to the temple and ask for a lotus.

When I walked out of the detention center, I thought so.

But imagine, even if I ask for a lottery, it will probably be a big murderer. I will stop this kind of thinking, please let me live in deception!

Dazai-kun was shaken vigorously by Kunikida's neck, and he kept muttering such insulting words as "You scum of society!" and "Troublemaker!".But Dazai-kun just smiled "hahahahahahaha", he didn't take Kunikida's words to heart at all.The way these two get along is so funny.When I first heard Kunikida talk about it, I didn't have the unbelievable feeling I have now.It feels like I haven't seen him for a few years, and Kunikida's painting style has become unfamiliar to me.

I caught up with the man in front and poked him in the back.

"Have Dazai-kun and Kunikida been getting along like this?"

The person in front kept walking, but slowed down a little.He glanced at the two who were playing, and said, "Alright, Kunikida, it's getting late."

Kunikida immediately released Dazai-kun's neck, and replied solemnly, "Yes, President." Then he gave Dazai a hard look, and said: "This time, I did such a disrespectful thing! If you are not careful What if there is a car accident?!"

"Actually, I'm not drunk!"

"To shut up!"

"Well, I can't blame Dazai entirely, in fact, I didn't think it through myself..."

I always feel that Dazai has been bullied too badly, so I can't help but want to speak for him.As a result, before he finished speaking, he received the freezing light from Brother Yuji.

So, why did Brother Yukichi also come here when he just called Kunikida?

In fact, we were detained primarily for speeding, followed by driving without a license.As for drunk driving, I was the only one who smelled of alcohol. As for Dazai-kun, he said he was drinking oolong tea.

I:……

But no matter what, driving without a license is a very serious behavior in itself.I originally wanted to call All Might to release us on bail, but Dazai-kun had already called Kunikida. Obviously, Kunikida's face was probably black.What's even more frightening is that besides Kunikida, there is also Yukichi-san...

So, why did brother Yuji come...

According to Kunikida, when Dazai-kun called him, the president was beside him.

In fact, they were playing chess at that time, and then they received a call from Dazai.

I understand the truth, but why do you play chess instead of sleeping in the middle of the night?

Fortunately, for the sake of the Armed Detective Agency, we just fined him.

"Kunikida-kun is really too much. After hearing my voice, he hung up the phone as if nothing happened."

Dazai began to complain.From what I heard, when Dazai-kun called for the first time, he only reported his name, and the other party hung up the phone decisively.The second time was from my mobile phone.

"If it wasn't for Sister Ningning's cell phone, Kunikida probably wouldn't answer my calls again."

Kunikida rolled his eyes, the lenses refracted white light, "Actually, if it was you alone, I would be happy to set off fireworks to celebrate!"

He glanced at me with a look of "why are you giving up on yourself so much", which made my liver hurt.

"Kunikida-kun who doesn't have the love of his colleagues is so indifferent~"

Dazai-kun, who spread his hands to show helplessness, Kunikida looked like he wanted to kill him.

Brother Yukichi and Kunikida drove directly from Yokohama.During this period, Dazai-kun and I had enjoyed pork cutlet rice and coffee at the police station.But since there was another car, Kunikida and Yukichi were the drivers respectively.

"Then I'll sit..." Before I could finish my sentence, Kunikida had already grabbed Dazai-kun by the collar and threw him directly into the back seat.

"I took this guy back first."

My half-raised hand came down, Brother Yuji had already parked the car in front of me.

"boarding."

I can't hear the emotion, but I just feel like he is angry.

"You are not angry, are you?"

Fasten your seat belt, I looked at his displeased face and asked.

He sighed, "No," and started the car.

It was almost early morning at this time, and the colorful lights of the store signs were projected on the quiet street.There are very few vehicles passing by.Kunikida's car was already heading towards Yokohama, and Yukichi-san was driving me to my residence.

Actually, I really want to sleep now.Because I drank a little wine, although I was a little sober because of the detention, but once I relaxed, I was so sleepy now.

"Don't you have anything to say?"

I asked him eagerly.

He took one look at me and said, "What do you want me to say?"

I struggled for a while, "For example, about me and Mori Ogai getting married."

Although I don't intend to actually marry Mori Ogai to solve the matter of Mannatsu, I still want to see Yukichi-san's reaction.I want to see the truth behind this majestic middle-aged man's expression.

Obviously, however, my expectations were in vain.

He said, "Aren't you planning to marry him?"

Because it is impossible, so there is no need to worry at all?

"Compared to this, next time something like this happens, just ground your feet."

His tone suddenly became dignified.

I was taken aback, "Do you think there will be a next time for me?"

"I don't want to take Dazai's car again in my life! It's a one-way ticket to Huangquan!"

In fact, think about it, if Dazai-kun drove normally, I would have fallen asleep peacefully in the big bed now.

"Isn't that obvious?"

"I didn't know Dazai-kun was driving without a license... Hey, let's talk about it, why don't we take the driver's license test together. Anyway, it will only take half a month."

Compared to taking the test by myself, I really want to ask a friend to give me a false certificate.But if you say this in front of Brother Yuji, the result will definitely be miserable.

Arriving downstairs in the apartment, Brother Yuji parked the car in the parking lot downstairs with ease.Before I asked him why he was so proficient, he had already taken off his seat belt and got out of the car.

"Get out of the car." He opened the door.

I looked at him and blinked, "I can't walk anymore, I was so scared by Dazai-kun's driving skills."

He looked at me wordlessly, I heard him sigh heavily, then turned his back and squatted down, I grinned and threw myself on his back.He carried me on his back obediently, with one arm on the crook of his leg, and the other hand he closed the car door and locked the car.

When I was going to take the elevator, I found that the elevator was under maintenance, so I had to take the stairs.

I lay on his back and said, "When I came out, the elevator was fine."

He hummed, turned a corner and walked up the stairs.

"I think I might need to go to a temple to get a visa. I've had really bad luck recently. Where do you think the temple is more effective?"

"..."

I continued, "Since I decided not to marry Mori Ogai, what should I do about Manxia? I'm a straight girl, so I haven't thought about Lily."

"..."

"The fact that Manxia can come to me now means that Mrs. Taolang can no longer stop her. What I am afraid of now is, what if she turns into a man and comes to me? You know, I have always been very fond of good-looking people. Be patient, does she think she has hope?"

Maybe my words were too stupid, brother Yuji didn't say anything.

When I got to the third floor, I took out the key, and brother Yu Ji took it and opened the door. He put me on the sofa, and went to the kitchen to boil water.

I took out my phone and looked at it. Half an hour ago, when the two cars parted ways, Mr. Dazai sent me a message.

【Come on (*^▽^*)】

I:……

Holding the phone, I was a little nervous.

Although I know that Brother Yuji's single problem is the largest problem in the entire Armed Detective Agency, but why do they think I can solve this huge problem!

At this time, Brother Yuji came out of the kitchen, and I put the screen of my phone aside as if nothing had happened.

Seeing him ready to leave, I asked, "Are you leaving?"

He hummed.

Me: "Fatigue driving is not good."

He looked at me and asked what I wanted to say.

Me: "Do you want to stay overnight?"

Well done!

"Do you know what you're talking about?"

I blinked, "Stay overnight, otherwise what do you think you're going to do?"

He sat on the sofa across from me with his chest folded, "Probably Dazai's plan."

"Eh?"

"Kunikida really can't lie, not even cover up."

I:……

So even Candide Kunikida is involved?

"so……"

He closed his eyes slightly, and said when he opened them, "It's not bad to be fooled once in a while."

I:……

Does Kunikida know that he was tricked by the beloved president?

Wait, Brother Yuji, your painting style is wrong!Where is your majesty?What about your intimidating presence?

All in all, he seemed to agree to stay overnight.

I found a new kimono from the guest room, which was made for my eldest nephew a few years ago, but my eldest nephew was too thin to support the clothes at all.So it has been kept in the closet of the guest room, waiting for the moment when the eldest nephew grows fat.

So tonight, I gave the kimono to Brother Yuji.

When I went in to take a bath, brother Yu Ji made me hangover soup.

"I'm not drunk."

"I know."

He said, still gave me the bowl.

I looked at him, and the serious eyes that could not be refused made me subconsciously take me over.

"Okay, I'll drink."

I feel like I'm too easy to compromise.

"Speaking of which, teach me fighting skills next time."

"Ok?"

I scratched my wet hair and said, "The force value is too low. It's still a little bit reluctant to deal with monsters."

What's more, Sanriyue was given up by me.To be honest, I wanted to hide the crescent moon at first, and wait for more than 400 years to find it today, and continue to use it as a protective sword.But after thinking that it belonged to the Ningning of the Beizheng Institute, not the Ningning Ningning, he gave up this bad idea.

Fukuzawa Yukichi: ...

"Then wait until the weekend."

"it is good."

They each entered the room, said goodnight to each other, and turned on the lights.

When I got up the next day, I went to the guest room to check, and there was no sign of Brother Yuji, nor the car in the parking lot downstairs of the apartment building.

"It's so early to go back to Yokohama..." I checked the time, it was only seven o'clock.

I moved my limbs a little, then washed and had breakfast.It was exactly eight o'clock when I arrived at school.

As soon as I arrived at the office, I found that everyone looked at me a little strangely.Especially sleeping, lying on the table, making a strange "hehehe" laugh.

"Teacher Ningning, it's on your desk."

All Might kindly reminded me.I walked over with a suspicious expression, and then saw a large bouquet of delicate Widowmaker lying on my desk...

Oh my god, my heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys are hurting!

"I heard that Widowmaker's flower language is a curse."

Mr. Aizawa opened a pair of dead fish eyes.

"Shut up, you single dog without a girlfriend for 30 years!"