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Daily three

This morning, I received a call from a friend in China.

On the phone, my friend told me that the bamboo rat I asked him to raise in captivity three years ago has grown very large.Then I suddenly realized that it had been three years since I came back from China.

It flies so fast...

Holding the phone, I was a little dazed for a while.

When I was in China four years ago, my father was already urging me to return to China.I stayed there for another year because I was reluctant to leave.In fact, it didn't last a year, because around July, my father said that he found news about Aunt Lingzi.So I had no choice but to put down everything in China, and temporarily entrusted my favorite bamboo rat cub to my friend, and I returned home with a small suitcase.

It turns out that three years have passed...

I looked at the photo of the bamboo rat that my friend sent me, and I felt a little flattered.

Since it is already so fat, it can be slaughtered.At

Because of such news, I am in a very good mood today, everyone is a good boy.

"Yo Ningning! You're here!"

As soon as he walked into the office, he was put on his shoulders by a sleeper.

I'm quite used to her touch, I held her hand on my right shoulder with my backhand, and accidentally touched the cold shackles - I'm probably not very used to it.

She was wearing an ultra-thin tights, and she was clinging to my back. I could feel the graceful curve behind her, and the sleeping fragrance emanating from her.

"Stop distributing Shenmianxiang, oh sleep, you know it's useless to me."

Sleep, that is, Xiangshan sleeps.As the name suggests, her personality is related to [Sleep].The slumber fragrance emanating from the body can force people to fall asleep.The effect is comparable to that of Fat Ding's singing.

Because the fragrance needs to be exposed, she wears ultra-thin tights. In addition, she has a super-good figure and likes to hold a pointer, so she became a famous eighteen-ban teacher.

I actually think she likes this style very much.

Maybe it's because Xiongying has very few female teachers, and she has a very good sleeping personality, so even after arriving in Xiongying not long ago, I became close to her very quickly.

I have always cherished the friendship with female friends.But unfortunately, I have very few female friends.

As a child, I often wore men's clothing at the behest of my father.For this reason, I was often mistaken for a little boy, and because of that, I had a very good relationship with women during that time, which was unbelievably good.

Later, I don’t know when, the women around me gradually moved away from me, but there was obvious reluctance and nostalgia in their eyes...

Afterwards, I knew why.

Of course I regret it too...

All in all, since that incident, besides Akiko, there are almost no other women around me.If I had to say a few things, it would be the aunt I met during my time in China...

"Okay~ But no matter when, Ningning's physique is really surprising."

Sleeping with a dejected face before, it clings to my shoulder full of energy.The words that were obviously normal were inexplicably tinged by her when she said them.

I smiled and said nothing.I put the bag on the cabinet next to the chair, let go of me, and I was able to pick up the cup on the table and pour a cup of hot water.Even in May I still like to drink hot water.

"Does Ningning really have no personality?"

A routine question every day.

I drank water and said, "No."

"what……"

In this era of universal [personality], people without personality are quite rare.But if you think about it carefully, 20.00% of the people in the world are without personality, which is quite amazing.In this way, people without personality don't seem so unusual.

"But, your physique doesn't look like you have no personality at all."

She was referring to the fact that all personalities didn't work for me.At the beginning, it was a bit like "Elimination" by Mr. Aizawa, the head teacher of Class A, but there are actually essential differences.For example, if Mr. Aizawa wants to activate his personality, the other party must be within his sight.As for me, there is no activation condition, that is to say, it is the nullification of indiscriminate personality.This sounds similar to Dazai-kun's [Disqualification in the World] of the detective agency, but the condition for Dazai-kun's ability to activate must touch the other party.And I still don't have that limitation.

This sounds like a pretty incredible thing.

But so far only the school staff know about this matter.I doubt whether President Nezu knew such a "secret" and therefore admitted me.

What literary talent, in fact, just to perfuse me, right?

Otherwise, how can a person with no personality be admitted?

"Of course I have no personality. If you want to say why, ask this, would you do anything to your brothers and sisters?"

I can probably see why personality doesn't work for me.Sui Although I have repeatedly emphasized that I am a person without personality, except for those who believe that I have no personality, most of them seem to think that my personality is——[Personality invalidated]

I feel like I stole Dazai-kun's script.

Sleeping was already used to my answer, so he didn't bother to ask any more.

I looked at the time, and it happened that the preparatory bell for the first class rang, so I put down my teacup, and it was time for class.

"By the way, there is a fellowship tonight, do you want to come together?"

When I picked up the textbook, Xiang Shanshui said suddenly, and looked at me expectantly.

I shrugged, shook the phone in my hand, and smiled apologetically, "I'm sorry, I just received the news that I'm going to Yokohama after get off work for a family reunion."

"Eh……"

Xiangshan lay down on the table and let out a frustrated sound.

I smiled, then left the office and walked towards Class C of general subjects.

Today's first class is in the regular class.My job at Xiongying is a modern Mandarin teacher, and it is for the entire first grade.However, there are not many classes in Xiongying's grade, so it is not very busy for me.On the contrary, after class, I have plenty of time to allocate freely.

Although I said that I would go to Yokohama to attend a family reunion, but in fact, I was still hesitating whether to go or not.

After returning from China, I seldom went to Yokohama because I stayed in Yahara all the time.The most recent time was two years ago, because Mr. Dazai joined.In fact, it was mainly because during that time, the Armed Detective Agency received a commission that happened to have something to do with Yahara.So when Kunikida-kun came to Yahara, we happened to have afternoon tea.At the same time, Dazai-kun, who has just joined the company, is also mentioned.

Dazai-kun...

I was shocked when I heard his name.

So I thought, no matter what, I have to go back and have a look.So he decisively asked for a leave of absence from school, and after informing his nephew, he returned to Yokohama with Kunikida-kun.

Since that time, I haven't stepped out of Yayuan.After all, the air in Yayuan is really good, and it is a good place to retire.I also plan to buy a house in Yayuan, and take my father over to take care of me together.

But after this plan was learned by his father, he was severely taught on the phone, so there was no further text.

I heard from Takashi before that the detective agency has added a lot of new members.

Speaking of which, Dazai-kun called me before and asked me if I wanted to be a princess.

Anyway, I didn't understand his rambling words at all. Later, Akiko told me that it was just for the entrance examination of new members.At that time, I regretted it, regretted not agreeing to Dazai-kun, and always felt that an interesting event was lost.

Maybe it's good to go back and have a look...

Thinking this way, I seem to be inclined to go to Yokohama...

"Worry, no, Xinsao, please collect all the homework for this course." After class, I said to Xinsao.Xinsao classmate, full name Xinsuo Renshi.Yes, it is worrying.But on the contrary, I think Xinsao is quite reliable.

"... Teacher is really good at calling people."

Xinsao is used to the operation that I often call the wrong name.In fact, I am also very embarrassed.After all, calling someone by the wrong name is in itself rude.But how to put it, once I lower my concentration, I will still make a mistake.

Apart from complaining, the worried classmate nodded without complaint.

"Come on, otherwise, you'll be like Aizawa-sensei from Class A, who won't have a girlfriend at the age of 30."

Classmate Xinsao: ...

I found that the dead fish eyes who worry about classmates are more and more similar to Mr. Aizawa.

However, as soon as I walked out of the classroom, I met the dead eyes of Mr. Aizawa who "doesn't even have a girlfriend at the age of 30".He happened to pass by Class C...

"Do you have any opinion on the fact that I don't have a girlfriend at 30?"

I:……

How embarrassing, the complaint was heard!

Because he was abused badly in the USJ incident last time, Mr. Aizawa has been wrapped in bandages all over his body.So much so that when a pair of dead fish eyes stared at me, I was really taken aback.It was like being stared at by a mummy.

"...Ah, I have no objection. Men with blank marriage history are more popular. Well, probably." I said without changing my expression, "Do you want to go together?"

Aizawa-sensei glanced at me lightly, and then we walked back to the office side by side.

"How's the injury?"

"No big problem."

I found that I didn't seem to have anything to say to him.Even All Might, I would occasionally talk to him about Japan's declining birth rate.

After the business class in the afternoon, I left the school and took a taxi to Shinjuku to go to Yokohama.

Arriving at Yokohama Station, when I walked out of the platform, I received a call from Dazai-kun, followed the instructions on the phone and looked up, and saw Dazai-kun waving to me.Beside him was a boy about ten years old standing stiffly.Kunikida, who was sitting in the car, nodded to me.His complexion didn't look very good.

I don't know why, but I always feel that his face is older than the one I saw two years ago...

"Natsumu-kun can't get away because of something at school. So I'll wait for Mrs. Ningning." Dazai-kun said with a smile.

"Hey, that's it, the kid didn't tell me."

"You, hello Mrs. Ningning! I am the new Atsushi Nakajima! Please give me your advice! I will work hard in the future!"

The boy named Atsushi Nakajima bowed down formally.Then he issued such a declaration with great momentum.

"I'm Jinzhi Ningning, unmarried, you can call me Sister Ningning." I said to him with a smile.

"Eh?" Atsushi Nakajima didn't seem to understand it very well, but he instinctively sensed my noncommittal tone, so he looked at Dazai-kun for help, and then at Kunikida, who was covering his face.

"Okay. Okay. Ningning... sister."

Atsushi Nakajima's face suddenly turned red, and I had no idea what was going on in his head.

The minds of young people are very complicated, but the minds of middle-aged people are easier to guess.

"Is Kunikida-kun tired recently? It doesn't look very good."

I just asked a random question, really without any special meaning.

But after hearing my words, Kunikida-kun suddenly complained as if he had opened a box, which surprised me.

I always feel that this is not the Kunikida Doppo I know.

"No, it's just something that's not worth mentioning. After all, I've been tricked by this guy a few times. It's the same every time, shirking responsibility and breaking people's way. Even if I swear I won't be deceived by him, I still don't know Unknowingly, I walked on the path he designed and wiped his ass. During the two years as my partner, I was miserable. For example, I helped people pull cars in the hot summer, fell into the female soup of the hotel, and was forced to drink too much Alcohol caused amnesia, and ended up waking up in someone else's bed..."

Suannian's words, accompanied by a tone of accusation, were like a lullaby in the car.

I covered my mouth in surprise, "Are you two already this funny now?"

But Kunikida-kun's way of saying it all out of his head this time still makes me wonder.

"Maybe Kunikida-kun is very happy to see Sister Ningning." Dazai-kun next to me smiled slightly.

I:……

Is this treating me as a confidant elder sister?

"Sorry..." Kunikida took a deep breath.Also realize how presumptuous this move is.

It is said to be a family dinner, but in fact it is just a gathering where everyone is there.For the members, the detective agency is home.

"Long time no see Akiko!"

As soon as I entered, I hugged Yosano Akiko who was holding the bottle.

As friends who have known each other for more than ten years, although I seldom see each other because of my reasons, the sense of familiarity still exists when we meet.

"Isn't this Madam Ningning~"

Akiko whispered in my ear, the smell of alcohol made me dizzy.

I:……

"Hahaha I'm just joking. But speaking of it, it's been a long time since I saw Ningning... Ah, another bottle!"

Akiko was obviously drunk.

She was the only one who got drunk before the party started.

Then the reliable Kunikida-kun introduced the new members to me.Kunikida-kun told me about these members when they joined the detective agency, but I haven't met them in person, so this time they match up with their previous names.

I didn't see brother Yuji, Dazai-kun pointed to the closed office, "It's inside~"

I think his smile is a little dangerous.

So he stayed away from him and walked to Mr. Ranbu, who was eating rough snacks by himself.

"Is the world's number one detective still angry?"

I held my face and sat next to him.As a result, as soon as he saw me coming, he rolled up the thick pastry in front of him and hugged it, as if he refused to let go.

"...I didn't compete with you. Besides, I don't like to eat rough dim sum."

I think he is still angry, and of course I don't know what he is angry about.

"But you are still willing to attend the welcome party for newcomers? I thought you were not interested in these 'boring' things."

"Hmph, I wasn't interested in these things at first. But seeing everyone working so hard to use up all their wisdom, how pitiful they would be if I quit. After all, I can't do without the detective agency! Not to mention - you!"

The big detective squinted at me.

But I also rest assured that at least the character has not become very strange.

"As long as I don't know the truth of the matter for a day, I won't give up!"

I:……

Have absolutely no idea what he's talking about.

What are you giving up...

"Okay, okay, this is Ranpo-senpai's red bean rice cake. Mrs. Ningning, please drink oolong tea." Miss Naomi brought red bean rice cake and a cup of oolong tea.Then he tucked the tray under his arm and looked at us with a grin.

"Thank you."

It happened that I was also a little thirsty, so I took Miss Naomi's oolong tea and drank it directly.

And at that moment, I felt that my mind was a little chaotic.

Faintly, there was a rumbling sound like tinnitus in the ears.

Oops……

"..."

My vision was blurry, I only knew that there seemed to be a person standing in front of me, saying something to me.But I couldn't hear what he was saying at all.

"……What?"

I squinted to confirm to him.But the feet are light and fluttering, as if they are about to fly.

Then it seemed as if someone was holding on to his shoulders, and he couldn't fly.There was a knock on the door, and my mind seemed to clear up a little.

"Fukuzawa... Yukichi?"

Under the dim light, I recognized the face of this serious middle-aged man.

I seemed to be more emboldened than usual because of the alcohol.What's more, it's someone I haven't seen for many years, and I always feel that there will be a lot of things to say after goodbye.

He was pushed onto the office chair by me unprepared, and then I straddled him directly, squinted my eyes and stared at him for a while, and asked a question in his ear that I have never answered.

"At the beginning...why didn't you let me...ask Mr. Mori to complete the commission..."

"..."

He seems to have said something.But he only heard voices, but not words.

I looked at his speaking lips and couldn't help but move them closer.

And yelled: "You—what did you say—!"

"..."

I frowned. Although I heard his answer, it was not the kind I wanted.

After that, I didn't know where the courage came from, I directly held his face, kissed his lips, felt the slight tremor under the lips, I showed a smug smile, and stretched out my tongue to lick it again.

"It's a lie, even the taste is the taste of a lie..."

The author has something to say: Regarding personality and abilities, this article is two different settings, and I will know it later (I have a big idea).

This article is Mary Sue, this article is Mary Sue, this article is Mary Sue...

I regret using the No.1 scale, but it’s still easier to use the third person...

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