The Monster Queen's Superhero [Comprehensive British and American]
Chapter 35 First experience with Minions
On the ruins of the Hydra base, Tony commands Jarvis remotely.
"Enter alert!" Hearing that the home was invaded and Shana was still inside, his voice amplified unconsciously.
"Sir, the other party has isolated my program, and I cannot give instructions."
Tony frowned anxiously, the first time this had happened, "What did they do to you?"
"Sir, they are more intelligent than I am."
**********
On the other side, as soon as Xia Nai came back, she was thrown into the cloakroom by a black shadow. She fell into the closet, and her clothes were scattered all over the floor.
In a hurry, she picked up the clothes hanger and hit the black shadow hard, but the black shadow cried "Wow", and Xia Nai realized that it was the little yellow man who jumped at her, and the clothes hanger happened to hit her in the arms. On the face of the little yellow man holding the teddy bear, the little guy was looking at her pitifully with teary eyes in pain.
"Sorry, sorry." Xia Nai threw down the hanger and quickly touched it, blowing and blowing on the injured part, "I really didn't know it was you."
The little yellow man holding the little bear is called Bob, and he is a small one. As soon as he was stroked by Xia Nai, he immediately became obedient, and shyly shook his little bear in his arms.
Xia Nai was a little confused about the situation. She got up from the ground, stepped on the scattered suit labels, and fixed her eyes on the brand - Hermes.She quickly raised her foot, took a step back and stepped on the other one, ho!This time it's Armani!Sure enough, Tony's suits are not cheap!Look at the other scattered on the ground, being trampled by the minions with both feet, each foot is worth hundreds of dollars!
"Let's... stand in a cheaper place and talk?"
Finding an open space, Xia Nai asked, "What are you doing here?"
At this time, Xiao Huang became serious, and they described it vividly.
"Baba, Bruna 8%&...¥E%$" As soon as she spoke, Xia Nai surrendered, and she asked if she could express it with body language.
The two little yellow men nodded and entered the scene in a second. One of them was walking on tiptoe, and his expression was also sneaky.
"A thief broke into the house?" Xia Nai translated.
Then the other minion stood up straight and stood there motionless.Shane didn't understand this time.
The little yellow man standing straight turned on the flashlight on his chest, only a circle of light was exposed, and he continued to stand motionless
"The chest is glowing, motionless?" Xia Nai thought about Tony's house, could it be... "Iron Man suit?"
Then the sneaky minion picked up the other one and headed outside.
"..."
Although this performance is a bit funny, Xia Nai has a bad premonition. If I understand correctly, the little yellow man is implying that someone invaded Tony's house and then tried to steal the Iron Man suit.
"Are they still there?" she asked.
The minions nodded, and they pointed out the door, gulping their saliva.
this!How dare you steal into your house!Don't take superheroes seriously!Xia Nai squatted down and whispered, "Guys, it seems we have to do something."
It’s better not to say anything, the little yellow people were excited all of a sudden, and their nerves were stimulated by the preparations to fight. They jumped up one after another, and took out kitchen knives, baseball bats, and Tony’s electric razor from behind.
Well, a banana-yellow electric razor, Tony must look fabulous when he shaves with this brash|yellow gadget.
buzzing...
……
They left the cloakroom cautiously, walked through the living room with cats on their bodies, supervised each other without making a sound, and one of the minions tried to open the electric shaver but was ruthlessly stopped!
The sound came from Tony's research room, where the thieves gathered. They rummaged through boxes and cabinets, and their voices seemed to be processed, not like human beings.
"Take it all away, nothing left." The weird voice said, the sound quality seemed to be rusted.
"Stupid! Don't touch the line, I blocked the monitoring software with great difficulty."
I'm afraid they were talking about blocking Jarvis.Xia Nai approached quietly, trying to look in again, but felt that the soles of her feet were stepping on something soft, and the next second the thing let out a scream of "Ah--".Xia Nai's face turned green, and when she looked down, she was stepping on the "screaming chicken"!Don't think about it, this is a toy thrown by the minion!
puff!The little yellow man behind him puffed up his cheeks and couldn't bear it any longer. For a while, the screaming "ahhhhh" and the little yellow man's "hahaha" echoed over Stark's mansion.
If you think about it with your fingernails, you must have exposed the target...
Xia Nai pulled up the little yellow man and flipped to the back of the sofa, the door of the research room exploded instantly, a hail of bullets swept in, the sound of the wall cracking rang in the ear, and the glass was shattered.
The little yellow man and Xia Nai were dumbfounded, they agreed to be a thief, why are they even more fierce than robbers now!The shooting was endless, and Xia Nai was really glad that Tony had the foresight. The frame of this sofa was a custom-made bulletproof and shockproof model, otherwise they would have been beaten into a sieve.
The bullets were so dense that she couldn't poke her head out, "What exactly is attacking us?"
A minion sticks out its tongue and wags its tail.
"What?" Xia Nai was stunned, "It was a dog that attacked us? How did you know?"
The little yellow men pointed to the back together, and it turned out that there was a mirror there.
"..." Well, it was a surprise to be with the little yellow man as expected.
It was dark in the mirror. That thing was indeed in the shape of a dog. There were two of them in total. They were all covered in metal shells, which looked a bit strange, and the sides of their bodies were covered with machine guns.Xia Nai narrowed her eyes, could it be a mechanical dog?
The two mechanical dogs were getting closer and closer, and the moment they rushed forward, Xia Nai lifted the sofa!It was night now, her ability was at its maximum, and it was not a problem to move objects out of thin air.
When the two mechanical dogs were still in the air, the sofa that she threw up hit a home run!Hitting the wall.They struggled to fire, and one of the shells flew into Tony's cloakroom.
"No!" Xia Nai's tears were about to fall, the funds were burning!Armani!Hermes!It's burning!
She picked up the iron cabinet containing the wine. It was a heavy thing. She bit her back molars and slammed it over. With inertia, she slapped the mechanical dog directly against the wall.This was not enough, Xia Nai pushed forward fiercely, completely stuck the opponent, unable to move.
Armani, Hermes, and those unknown brands, I will avenge you!
……
One side of the little yellow people was more lively, another mechanical dog chased them and bit them fiercely, a large piece of Stuart's pants was torn off, revealing the little yellow buttocks, and they fled all the way to Tony's gym.
The mechanical dog slowed down. It knew that the little yellow man was hiding here. Suddenly there was a "buzzing" sound, and it pounced on it, and turned on the electric shaver.
"Beedo! Banana!"
The minions operate the tennis ball catapults, each of them with a wreath of toilet paper hanging from their shoulders and chest, posing like Stallone's first blood man, and then frantically launch tennis balls at the robot dog.
The minion's luck was the same as if it had been turned on and off. These tennis balls with limited damage smashed the light bulbs of the mechanical dog's eyes and distorted its nose, making it lose its direction for a while.
Just when it was about to turn on the artillery, it was buckled by the bathtub thrown from upstairs, and a safe was pressed on it.By the way, Tony's bathtub is also a custom-made bulletproof and explosion-proof model, and firing in it is asking for trouble.
There was a bang, and there was no movement inside.
……
At this time, the sound of helicopter propellers sounded outside, the branches and leaves of the big trees on both sides danced, and there were constant gunshots. It seemed that our side came to support.
Xia Nai hurried back to Tony's laboratory, and saw a little thing trying to escape, before she could activate the ability, the little yellow man hit a stick when he was round.
pretty!Xia Nai praised that today's first cooperation with Minions is perfect!After being praised, the little yellow man swung the second stick and the third stick, and the thing he hit screamed.
Alright...Xia Nai's head is full of black lines, it's fun to hit him twice, he's about to be beaten to death by you!
*******
When Tony came back, he no longer needed to enter through the main entrance, as there were several holes in the wall.
He bypassed the agents and went straight to the basement part of the research room.
"Looks like we have to move." Tony smiled helplessly after seeing Shana. He didn't know how to express his feelings at the moment. Every time he wanted to keep Shana away from danger, it turned out that what she encountered was the real danger.
"We're all fine." Xia Nai was sitting on the sofa, next to the little yellow man staggering around, and Xixiu, who had been hiding for a long time and finally came out.
Tony looked at her a few more times on purpose to make sure that she was really okay, rather than pretending to be brave.
"Jarvis, how are you doing?"
"Sir, I have resumed operation and am inspecting your property damage." Jarvis replied, "All your spare battle suits have been stolen."
"Damn." Tony cursed.
"At present, the S.H.I.E.L.D. joint defense|air|air force is intercepting the plane transporting the suit, and the possibility of being recovered is very high."
"Did they leave any clues?"
"Sir, Miss Shane has caught one of them."
Tony raised his eyebrows at them, a job well done!
The table rose, and everyone gathered around. On it was the little thing they caught, about the size of a medium-sized dog, but it was not in dog form. The upper half had a head and arms, and the lower half was in the shape of a tank. In short, it was a small Robot, it is sucked on the workbench and cannot move except for its mouth.
"You trash, don't think you can catch me!" it yelled.
"Obviously we've got you." Tony spread his hands, "and we're going to torture you soon."
"..." The little robot was ashamed.
Xia Nai stood at the back, the room was too dark to see clearly during the battle, and now she was carefully observing the little robot.
"Tell me, where is your origin? Is it an alien, or is it from another world?" Tony asked bluntly.
"Did you think I would say that? Idiot human beings!" The little robot raised its finger and pointed at Tony. At the same time, Xia Nai saw its mechanical palm, and his whole body froze.
If she remembers correctly, this is from Transformers - the logo of the Decepticons.
"Stupid earthlings, you will surrender before us soon!" The little robot raised its head and looked superior.
Snapped!
It got a smack in the mouth.Yes, the little robot got a slap in the face!
It looked at the person who beat it in disbelief, no, it should be said that it was also a foreign breed, a magical animal called Nixiu.It stood in front of the little robot, pumping its mouth again and again.
Nixiu was very angry when he stole his favorite steel suit.
"Enter alert!" Hearing that the home was invaded and Shana was still inside, his voice amplified unconsciously.
"Sir, the other party has isolated my program, and I cannot give instructions."
Tony frowned anxiously, the first time this had happened, "What did they do to you?"
"Sir, they are more intelligent than I am."
**********
On the other side, as soon as Xia Nai came back, she was thrown into the cloakroom by a black shadow. She fell into the closet, and her clothes were scattered all over the floor.
In a hurry, she picked up the clothes hanger and hit the black shadow hard, but the black shadow cried "Wow", and Xia Nai realized that it was the little yellow man who jumped at her, and the clothes hanger happened to hit her in the arms. On the face of the little yellow man holding the teddy bear, the little guy was looking at her pitifully with teary eyes in pain.
"Sorry, sorry." Xia Nai threw down the hanger and quickly touched it, blowing and blowing on the injured part, "I really didn't know it was you."
The little yellow man holding the little bear is called Bob, and he is a small one. As soon as he was stroked by Xia Nai, he immediately became obedient, and shyly shook his little bear in his arms.
Xia Nai was a little confused about the situation. She got up from the ground, stepped on the scattered suit labels, and fixed her eyes on the brand - Hermes.She quickly raised her foot, took a step back and stepped on the other one, ho!This time it's Armani!Sure enough, Tony's suits are not cheap!Look at the other scattered on the ground, being trampled by the minions with both feet, each foot is worth hundreds of dollars!
"Let's... stand in a cheaper place and talk?"
Finding an open space, Xia Nai asked, "What are you doing here?"
At this time, Xiao Huang became serious, and they described it vividly.
"Baba, Bruna 8%&...¥E%$" As soon as she spoke, Xia Nai surrendered, and she asked if she could express it with body language.
The two little yellow men nodded and entered the scene in a second. One of them was walking on tiptoe, and his expression was also sneaky.
"A thief broke into the house?" Xia Nai translated.
Then the other minion stood up straight and stood there motionless.Shane didn't understand this time.
The little yellow man standing straight turned on the flashlight on his chest, only a circle of light was exposed, and he continued to stand motionless
"The chest is glowing, motionless?" Xia Nai thought about Tony's house, could it be... "Iron Man suit?"
Then the sneaky minion picked up the other one and headed outside.
"..."
Although this performance is a bit funny, Xia Nai has a bad premonition. If I understand correctly, the little yellow man is implying that someone invaded Tony's house and then tried to steal the Iron Man suit.
"Are they still there?" she asked.
The minions nodded, and they pointed out the door, gulping their saliva.
this!How dare you steal into your house!Don't take superheroes seriously!Xia Nai squatted down and whispered, "Guys, it seems we have to do something."
It’s better not to say anything, the little yellow people were excited all of a sudden, and their nerves were stimulated by the preparations to fight. They jumped up one after another, and took out kitchen knives, baseball bats, and Tony’s electric razor from behind.
Well, a banana-yellow electric razor, Tony must look fabulous when he shaves with this brash|yellow gadget.
buzzing...
……
They left the cloakroom cautiously, walked through the living room with cats on their bodies, supervised each other without making a sound, and one of the minions tried to open the electric shaver but was ruthlessly stopped!
The sound came from Tony's research room, where the thieves gathered. They rummaged through boxes and cabinets, and their voices seemed to be processed, not like human beings.
"Take it all away, nothing left." The weird voice said, the sound quality seemed to be rusted.
"Stupid! Don't touch the line, I blocked the monitoring software with great difficulty."
I'm afraid they were talking about blocking Jarvis.Xia Nai approached quietly, trying to look in again, but felt that the soles of her feet were stepping on something soft, and the next second the thing let out a scream of "Ah--".Xia Nai's face turned green, and when she looked down, she was stepping on the "screaming chicken"!Don't think about it, this is a toy thrown by the minion!
puff!The little yellow man behind him puffed up his cheeks and couldn't bear it any longer. For a while, the screaming "ahhhhh" and the little yellow man's "hahaha" echoed over Stark's mansion.
If you think about it with your fingernails, you must have exposed the target...
Xia Nai pulled up the little yellow man and flipped to the back of the sofa, the door of the research room exploded instantly, a hail of bullets swept in, the sound of the wall cracking rang in the ear, and the glass was shattered.
The little yellow man and Xia Nai were dumbfounded, they agreed to be a thief, why are they even more fierce than robbers now!The shooting was endless, and Xia Nai was really glad that Tony had the foresight. The frame of this sofa was a custom-made bulletproof and shockproof model, otherwise they would have been beaten into a sieve.
The bullets were so dense that she couldn't poke her head out, "What exactly is attacking us?"
A minion sticks out its tongue and wags its tail.
"What?" Xia Nai was stunned, "It was a dog that attacked us? How did you know?"
The little yellow men pointed to the back together, and it turned out that there was a mirror there.
"..." Well, it was a surprise to be with the little yellow man as expected.
It was dark in the mirror. That thing was indeed in the shape of a dog. There were two of them in total. They were all covered in metal shells, which looked a bit strange, and the sides of their bodies were covered with machine guns.Xia Nai narrowed her eyes, could it be a mechanical dog?
The two mechanical dogs were getting closer and closer, and the moment they rushed forward, Xia Nai lifted the sofa!It was night now, her ability was at its maximum, and it was not a problem to move objects out of thin air.
When the two mechanical dogs were still in the air, the sofa that she threw up hit a home run!Hitting the wall.They struggled to fire, and one of the shells flew into Tony's cloakroom.
"No!" Xia Nai's tears were about to fall, the funds were burning!Armani!Hermes!It's burning!
She picked up the iron cabinet containing the wine. It was a heavy thing. She bit her back molars and slammed it over. With inertia, she slapped the mechanical dog directly against the wall.This was not enough, Xia Nai pushed forward fiercely, completely stuck the opponent, unable to move.
Armani, Hermes, and those unknown brands, I will avenge you!
……
One side of the little yellow people was more lively, another mechanical dog chased them and bit them fiercely, a large piece of Stuart's pants was torn off, revealing the little yellow buttocks, and they fled all the way to Tony's gym.
The mechanical dog slowed down. It knew that the little yellow man was hiding here. Suddenly there was a "buzzing" sound, and it pounced on it, and turned on the electric shaver.
"Beedo! Banana!"
The minions operate the tennis ball catapults, each of them with a wreath of toilet paper hanging from their shoulders and chest, posing like Stallone's first blood man, and then frantically launch tennis balls at the robot dog.
The minion's luck was the same as if it had been turned on and off. These tennis balls with limited damage smashed the light bulbs of the mechanical dog's eyes and distorted its nose, making it lose its direction for a while.
Just when it was about to turn on the artillery, it was buckled by the bathtub thrown from upstairs, and a safe was pressed on it.By the way, Tony's bathtub is also a custom-made bulletproof and explosion-proof model, and firing in it is asking for trouble.
There was a bang, and there was no movement inside.
……
At this time, the sound of helicopter propellers sounded outside, the branches and leaves of the big trees on both sides danced, and there were constant gunshots. It seemed that our side came to support.
Xia Nai hurried back to Tony's laboratory, and saw a little thing trying to escape, before she could activate the ability, the little yellow man hit a stick when he was round.
pretty!Xia Nai praised that today's first cooperation with Minions is perfect!After being praised, the little yellow man swung the second stick and the third stick, and the thing he hit screamed.
Alright...Xia Nai's head is full of black lines, it's fun to hit him twice, he's about to be beaten to death by you!
*******
When Tony came back, he no longer needed to enter through the main entrance, as there were several holes in the wall.
He bypassed the agents and went straight to the basement part of the research room.
"Looks like we have to move." Tony smiled helplessly after seeing Shana. He didn't know how to express his feelings at the moment. Every time he wanted to keep Shana away from danger, it turned out that what she encountered was the real danger.
"We're all fine." Xia Nai was sitting on the sofa, next to the little yellow man staggering around, and Xixiu, who had been hiding for a long time and finally came out.
Tony looked at her a few more times on purpose to make sure that she was really okay, rather than pretending to be brave.
"Jarvis, how are you doing?"
"Sir, I have resumed operation and am inspecting your property damage." Jarvis replied, "All your spare battle suits have been stolen."
"Damn." Tony cursed.
"At present, the S.H.I.E.L.D. joint defense|air|air force is intercepting the plane transporting the suit, and the possibility of being recovered is very high."
"Did they leave any clues?"
"Sir, Miss Shane has caught one of them."
Tony raised his eyebrows at them, a job well done!
The table rose, and everyone gathered around. On it was the little thing they caught, about the size of a medium-sized dog, but it was not in dog form. The upper half had a head and arms, and the lower half was in the shape of a tank. In short, it was a small Robot, it is sucked on the workbench and cannot move except for its mouth.
"You trash, don't think you can catch me!" it yelled.
"Obviously we've got you." Tony spread his hands, "and we're going to torture you soon."
"..." The little robot was ashamed.
Xia Nai stood at the back, the room was too dark to see clearly during the battle, and now she was carefully observing the little robot.
"Tell me, where is your origin? Is it an alien, or is it from another world?" Tony asked bluntly.
"Did you think I would say that? Idiot human beings!" The little robot raised its finger and pointed at Tony. At the same time, Xia Nai saw its mechanical palm, and his whole body froze.
If she remembers correctly, this is from Transformers - the logo of the Decepticons.
"Stupid earthlings, you will surrender before us soon!" The little robot raised its head and looked superior.
Snapped!
It got a smack in the mouth.Yes, the little robot got a slap in the face!
It looked at the person who beat it in disbelief, no, it should be said that it was also a foreign breed, a magical animal called Nixiu.It stood in front of the little robot, pumping its mouth again and again.
Nixiu was very angry when he stole his favorite steel suit.
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