The Monster Queen's Superhero [Comprehensive British and American]

Inside Stark's mansion.

Tonight is different from the past, the style of painting is a bit strange.

The owner of the house, Tony Stark, should be sitting on the sofa, facing Shane who is boarding at home, and there are three more uninvited guests next to him, and they are looking around cheerfully.

"The three of them may have come to join you, Mr. Stark." Xia Nai explained, the little yellow man came to the door, and seeing their dusty appearance, they must have traveled a long way, how could she bear to refuse the door, So they all brought in, and turned the blame on Tony in disguise.

Tony didn't reply right away, and looked at the little yellow men facing him one by one. These three little guys didn't recognize their strangers at all, they were full of curiosity about his family, and they smirked just as much.What happened during this period, first the magician, then the magic animal, finally settled everything, and there were three more little yellow men in front of me...

They also chose him by coincidence.

While Tony was helpless, in fact, he had a sense of superiority to some extent, and coming to him was tantamount to affirming his excellence in disguise, and it was considered tasteful.

"Okay, so what should I call you?" Tony said generously.

"Kevin!"

"Stuart!"

"Bob!"

The three minions raised their hands one after another. They pronounced the words strangely, but they could basically recognize their names.The little yellow man is slightly taller than the average little yellow man, has two eyes, a tuft of hair on the top of his head, and looks like the eldest named Kevin; the other little yellow man with a guitar on his back, parted hair, and only one eye The man's name is Stuart; the last is the smallest, with a naughty smile, a little yellow man named Bob, who always holds a bear in his arms.

Since the last fight, this was the first time they had close contact with minions, and Tony couldn't help but be more curious about the race in front of him.He asked Jarvis to analyze the minion's language, and the result was quite unexpected. Those seemingly strange pronunciations actually integrated global vocabulary, including English, Spanish, Japanese, French, Italian and Filipino. , also mixed with elements of Russian and Korean.That is to say, they may have traveled around the world in another world and learned a lot of languages.

"Well, Mr. Stark, can we keep them?" Seeing that Tony hadn't expressed his opinion for a long time, Xia Nai asked in a low voice. As a minion fan, of course he wanted to keep them.

Most of the minions are now under investigation, it is impossible to let them go, but there is no need to rush to send them back.

Tony thought for a while and said, "I need to know the reason why they came to me before making a judgment." Minions worship Loki, which made him doubt the character of these little guys.

As soon as the words came out, the three minions looked at each other, they blinked at Tony, and laughed loudly, "Hahahaha!" It was as if Tony had done something super funny, and the whole night sky became magical .

Shana's face is stiff, please!Can you show some face to the local rich father? If you keep laughing like this, you won't even give me a banana peel!Quickly added: "Be serious..."

The little yellow man stopped laughing, and the tall little yellow man Kevin moistened his throat and said with high spirits: "Baba Nana, Bubababa Naxi&^%$^#$^&*..."

Xia Nai was just like a scumbag taking the English listening test. She looked at Tony with a calm demeanor, and when the little yellow man finished the last syllable, Tony snapped his fingers with ease, "Jarvis, deal with the conversation just now, tell us , what did they say."

Still have this kind of operation?Xia Nai was startled, and immediately cast admiring gazes, Tony not only honored science in the field of magic, but also in the field of cartoons!

"Okay, sir." Jarvis processed it quickly, and after sorting it out, he parsed out the minion's dialogue.

"Sir, they didn't come to see you."

"Huh?" Tony was a little surprised that he didn't go to him?

"They came to join Miss Shane." Jarvis continued, "The three minions witnessed the battle between Miss Shane and Loki, and they were completely fascinated by the power of darkness. From now on, they will Follow Miss Chanel and obey her."

When the translation came to this point, the little yellow people nodded and blew kisses to Xia Nai, full of enthusiasm.And Shane has completely crashed.

"The few of them no longer loyal to Loki, and did not participate in the rescue of Loki. I hope Miss Shane can take them in. As for you, Mr. Stark..."

Jarvis stopped abruptly.

"What? Continue." Tony changed his position on the sofa.

"Are you sure?"

"of course."

"As for Mr. Stark, they said that your Iron Man costume looks like a fire-breathing crayfish, and you look like an idiot when you fly." Jarvis explained politely, "If my translation is not wrong If so, it is likened to a crayfish."

At this time, the two minions whispered to each other, Jarvis quickly translated, and continued: "But your butt left a good impression on them, the rest is..."

……

The suit is compared to a crayfish, flies like a fool, and has nothing but buttocks. This is the most indescribable evaluation of Tony ever.

Tonight was destined to be a sleepless night, and the atmosphere was so awkward.

The corner of Xia Nai's mouth twitched beyond the range of human beings. At this moment, she would rather go back to technology and return to primitive society. Jarvis can't decipher the language.But it was too late, and the minions' destructive taste and aesthetics had exploded in place.

"Thank you, it seems that I still have merit (ass)." Tony stood up suddenly and gestured to Shane, "They are yours."

etc!Xia Nai is dumbfounded, is this going to quit?

"Since they are here to look for you, then you are in charge of the arrangement, and be careful not to cause trouble for them. SHIELD is watching these little guys." Tony said it easily, but in fact he looked like he was throwing his hands away from the shopkeeper. Fend for yourself.

Xia Nai narrowed her eyes, the boss is not happy?Which one hit the pain point?But I'm sure it wasn't the one that praised his butt for looking good.

Tony walked without looking back, walking like flying, and couldn't stop screaming.

When he saw Xixiu running over, he took the initiative to stroke its fur this time, and Xixiu hugged his thigh enthusiastically. There was no harm if there was no comparison. Tony took off his watch and gave it to Xixiu.

……

Back in the room, Tony didn't care about the three little yellow villains outside.

"Sir, Natasha has a report," Jarvis said.

"Come in." Tony was lying on the bed, and Natasha's image was projected on the wall. '

"Has there been any progress in the investigation?"

"Loki's summoning ceremony was performed by the orc named Gul'dan. He has a scepter named 'Sargeras' in his hand that can be used as a medium for summoning." Natasha said, "In exchange Under the condition, Loki also revealed information about our world to Gul'dan."

"What information?" Tony sat up. This is not good news. For enemies with powerful summoning abilities, if they know the source of power in this world, it will undoubtedly be dangerous.

Natasha frowned slightly, shrugged her shoulders, and said: "You know how difficult it is to pry words out of Loki's mouth, and besides, Sol is here, we can't do too much."

"We need to find that green-skinned guy named Gul'dan as soon as possible." Tony concluded, thinking of the little guys downstairs, he changed the subject and asked, "How about the kids from another world?"

"Those little yellow guys?" Natasha shook her head helplessly. It seems that she is not good at being with those little guys. Destroy the intention, just follow Loki, as long as Loki is stable, they will also be stable. Currently looking for a way to send them back. And then there is..."

Natasha on the screen looked serious, and the atmosphere became tense, she lowered her voice.

"The minions explained their theft and handed over the stolen goods." She said heavily, "It's just bananas and yellow fire hydrants, not vehicles. No, in other words, there is no mechanical product." After deduction, the minions also have no motive to steal the vehicle.

In other words, the recent vehicle theft incidents around the world were not caused by Rocky and the minions.

Tony crossed his arms, strange things happened one after another, where did those vehicles go?

who did it?

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What is it like to have 3 more minions around you?

Xia Nai is a little hard to say, because it is really...

so cute!

When I woke up in the morning and opened my eyes, I heard Mengmeng's greeting.

"Bello, Nanai!" Xiao Huangran greeted her, and they called Xia Nai "Nanai".

It's so cute that there is blood all over her face. Xia Nai was surprised when she came to the living room. The little yellow man was making breakfast for her!There is even a lunch portion!

Banana pancakes, milk, and a whole banana.The smallest little yellow man came to Xia Nai holding a banana, and he offered it with both hands, his eyes were watery and full of love, which symbolized: I will give you the best.

Another minion, Kevin, is holding a lunch basket, which is the lunch they made for Shane to take away.The minion Stuart, who was carrying a guitar next to him, played and sang a song, and the whole morning was filled with harmony, warmth and happiness.

Xia Nai happened to see Tony standing there not far away, so he greeted him: "Morning, Mr. Stark, did you just get up?"

At this time, Jarvis replied straightforwardly: "Mr. has been standing here for a long time."

The implication is: Tony just stood and watched, without eating or drinking, no one cared, this was at his home.

"Let's play a song." Tony told Jarvis, at least he still has this right at home.

A song "CryMeaRiver" (sorrow flows against the river) was released.

……

"Change a song!"