[Comprehensive Anglo-American] Angel Kiss

In 2008, before the start of the interview for "Suspected Child Abuse", two small pieces of news broke out in far away England:

The first happened within the wizarding world.Rita Skeeter was imprisoned for defamation and infringement of other people's right of reputation.Her crimes are neither light nor serious in this peaceful moment. Although she can't go to Azkaban, a prison that can turn people into walking corpses in just a few days, the movement restriction orders this girl who just learned from the Muggle society New things are essential, and she has become the No.1 tryer of this new thing.

Regardless of her status, Rita Skeeter is not allowed to appear more than one kilometer from her residence without reporting.If she tries to break the movement control order, she will be thrown into Azkaban for contempt of the law and repeated convictions.

The second thing happened in the world of ordinary people.Vivienne Ellingson, a former Victoria's Secret Angel and now an American supermodel, donated blood to a pregnant woman who had no relatives in a London hospital, and paid part of the medical expenses in advance. Luan left quietly without leaving a name.

If it wasn't for a certain nurse in this hospital who was her diehard fan and recognized her based on the vague surveillance records after she disappeared, then her act of charity this time would have subsided silently. No one will know she did such a good deed.

It can be seen from this that once a person becomes famous, things like losing a horse will change from accidental to inevitable.

The spread of this incident was not so large at the beginning, and Vivienne didn't take it seriously. In her opinion, she just did what she could, but she still underestimated the modern media The power and the strength of her fan group, she is still on the return plane, the cause and result of this incident have been completely wiped out, how did she extend a helping hand without any scruples, Then how did she pay silently and leave silently; by the time she landed in the United States, her image on the Internet had become a bit unrecognizable to herself, not to mention that she took the normal channel this time, Because she wanted to keep interacting with fans, as soon as she got out of the airport, she was almost overwhelmed by flashing lights and flowers. Vivian, who had never experienced this kind of posture before, was stunned on the spot, even though most of the airport security guards were there. This side is dispatched, and it can't stop the emotional fans who have been stuffing flowers and gifts into her hands:

"Vivi! It's Weiwei who came out, look!"

"Vivi, I like you so much!"

"Little angel looked at me—God! She looked at me!"

"My girlfriend and I both like you very much, Weiwei, please accept this bouquet of flowers!"

"Weiwei, are you still making movies recently? Please, please make another one, no matter what you make, I will go seven times!"

Fortunately, all the people who came to pick up the plane were agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., and everyone has the ability to listen to all directions and see all directions, and at the same time form a watertight defense line.After they finally squeezed out from the enthusiastic fans, everyone had a bunch of things in their hands, and Vivian smiled and waved to them:

"Thank you for the gift, I will definitely open it when I go back!"

Such a simple feedback caused another scream.

After getting into the car, Steve finally had the time to squeeze beside Vivienne, buried his head in her neck and talked to her: "There are so many people who like you."

When he does this, when he speaks, there will be a subtle breath on the side of Vivienne's neck, making her shrink her neck sensitively, and pick up a bunch of flowers next to him and hit him gently on the head: "Don't Noisy, itchy."

"—Captain, please keep quiet." Agent NO.13, who has been acting as an invisible person in the driver's seat, felt that she had to speak out. She really likes this little blonde girl, she was one of the first group of people who fancied Vivienne, before Vivienne turned her private social account into a public one, she was already lying on the bed It’s on Vivian’s fan list, even if the person who fell in love with Vivian is her colleague, Captain America, the upright and bright spiritual benchmark, she also subtly has a kind of “I don’t think a pig can match the big cabbage” "Go ahead" mentality: "The driver needs 100% concentration when driving, please don't affect it."

Vivienne immediately covered her mouth with both hands to show her determination not to interfere with the driver. She made Sharon laugh and added a patch:

"Don't be nervous, Weiwei, you won't cause any influence."

Steve: Feeling the camaraderie of Schrödinger.

The car that came to pick her up was already full of flowers and gifts except for the place where people sat, and everyone was holding a lot of flowers in their hands. Even so, the trunk was basically stuffed to the brim.Vivienne swiped Facebook for a while, and found that her image had become extremely tall. Although she didn't know the reason, she searched for her name and tags on various media, and all the results came out were "real "Angel" is such a compliment, she quickly raised the phone in front of Steve, holding back a smile and said: "Steve, look at this—how can it be so exaggerated, I want to feel that I am a flawless Saint."

Steve finally cleaned up all the bouquets secretly, and the distance between the two finally shortened a little, so he seized the opportunity and hugged her again: "It's just right, let me check your back Do you have wings?"

Sharon, who was sitting in front, felt her heart ache.She kept hypnotizing herself, Vivienne was already an adult girl, she could fall in love, and she had already passed the legal age of marriage, she could get married—no, this hypnosis method did not have any comforting effect at all!I still feel my heart is blocked!

This is the complex mentality of cp fans.In her eyes, Vivienne is the cutest and kindest girl in the world. It’s not that the captain is not worthy of her. In fact, there is no one who is more suitable for her than the captain. The subtle aggrieved feeling of falling into the arms of others without hesitation is really uncomfortable.

But her grievances belong to her, if people outside of S.H.I.E.L.D. say they are unworthy, don’t like them, or even gossip all the way on the forum, then she will be a qualified 100% CP fan again, and she will go back and go Blocking, taking screenshots and submitting certificates to the administrator was done in one go, very skillful.

She drove skillfully and smoothly, and quickly got Vivienne and Steve to their destination, stepping on the gas pedal and leaving.While parking in the underground garage, she took advantage of the super strong WiFi signal covering from the top floor to the underground, and reported two more sunspots. It was so refreshing to watch the two of them get their IP blocked within one minute. .

Vivienne and Steve went back to the Avengers Building first, after all, the Director of S.H.I.E.L.D. said that he had something to say to the two of them.When Steve went in first to talk to Fury, Natasha took Vivienne away, and after scanning up and down with those eyes that were as sharp as X-rays, she concluded that it was very wrong. Biased, sorry for her judgment of the red house elite spy conclusion:

"Weiwei, have you lost weight again?"

Vivienne immediately explained: "No, it's just that the waistline is a little thinner. After all, I'm controlling my diet and exercising reasonably every day."

"Well, that's pretty good." After a simple exchange of greetings, Natasha decided to give Vivienne a vaccination first: "Vivi, the public opinion about your affairs in the UK has exploded, but the situation is very good. So when Sharon reported it to us, we did not conduct speech control."

Only then did Vivienne react belatedly: "Is it the matter of me donating blood? Actually, it's nothing. The blood source transferred urgently is basically enough, and I only donated about 400 milliliters."

"Don't underestimate your influence." Natasha seemed to have something else to say, but she didn't say it in the end. She just patted her on the shoulder and sent her to Fury's office:

"go in."

This is her first time in the office of the Director of S.H.I.E.L.D.Steve had already left at some point, and Nick Fury greeted her thoughtfully behind the desk, cutting straight to the point:

"Miss Allinson, have you ever thought about getting closer to Captain Rogers? After all, if the two parties in a relationship want to maintain a stable relationship, ignorance of each other's work is no way to maintain stability good elements."

Vivienne nodded: "Although I'm also thinking about this issue, what can I do now? I can neither achieve what I want, nor can I become one of your agents, and I still have my work to do." Done." She joked:

"You can't let me be your spokesperson?"

Nick Fury showed a relieved expression: "Yes, that's what we think."

"...Wait." Vivienne felt a little confused, she never thought that she could get involved with Steve's work in this way: "Sorry, did I hear wrong or did I understand wrong?"

"We're not joking." Fury said that this was a good idea that all the agents of their foreign propaganda department spent several months thinking up. After all, thanks to the huge protection contract, the wars from alien planets were directly reduced to Zero, the people responsible for the battle damage, technology research and development, and follow-up public opinion handling in this area are all free at once, and naturally they have time to brainstorm and work together to improve the image of the Avengers now.

The Justice League next door has Wonder Woman as its signature, and its peripheral products are selling well. We Avengers can't admit defeat either!It's a pity that the black widow here doesn't want to be on camera, so let's bring the captain's family to speak for it!

"Since you are in a relationship with the captain, why don't you just go to the end, and your affairs in the UK just happened to be dug out, and the current public opinion situation is very good. If you speak for us at this time, it will be beneficial And harmless."

Vivian: "...I'll think about it."

The author has something to say:

A hidden setting that does not seem to be obvious in the text: No.13 agent, Sharon Carter, the first group of people who started chasing stars by taking advantage of their positions, was earlier than most of the SHIELD sisters, and it was Vivienne The vice-chairman of the New York branch of the fan club - the chairman is Agent Hill.The two have been anonymously picking Wei Wei on fashion forums all year round. Sharon is very smooth in reporting sunspots. Hill is one of the forum administrators and handles them very quickly.Because both of them use the internal WiFi of S.H.I.E.L.D., the speed is super fast, one reports and the other deletes the post and seals the IP. The cooperation is very pleasant, but neither of them knows who the other party is hahahahahahahaha!

Regarding Wonder Woman's peripheral products, it comes from DC animation, Death of Superman: Justice League When working on the next quarter's budget, Steel Bone said "The United Nations' allocation is not enough, we need to save some money", the master immediately said "Wei En Enterprise can be responsible, the next question", Wonder Woman said kindly: "My merchandise is selling well this year, if there is a gap in Wayne's appropriation, I can make up for it", that's about it.

Thank you Bixuehan for the landmine~(づ￣3￣)づ呀呀!