I'm Nanzi Qimu, but please call me Aqi today.

If you want to ask the reason, it is—I am a cat today.

A few days ago, I believed in Momoi’s evil, and went to the (maid) coffee shop recommended by her to try the high-end handmade coffee jelly. The coffee taste is really strong, with a unique flavor different from supermarket brands.

...But I decided never to go to that store again.

Because I don't want to run into Midorima, who is sitting on a cart, holding a green onion, and using a burning voice in the form of Kusuo.

I don't even want to hear Midorima tell his friends the story of me and Akashi in Teiko.

...And I have no story with Akashi at all!

Of course, another important reason is that I can't afford the high price of desserts in that maid cafe.

So today I plan to go to this cat cafe recommended to me by Serinuma.

Yes, mix in as a cat, eat and drink.

——Isn’t this prostitution?

etc?Where's the narration, shut your mouth, it's none of your business today.

cough cough...

Anyway, Serinuma, don't betray my trust.

I slipped into this cat cafe with a deft catwalk.

The interior of the coffee shop is very cute, and there is also relaxing pure music.There were no customers inside, they were sitting scattered in various corners, most of them were female high school students, they were eating dessert while petting cats.

Suddenly, a fat orange cat stood in front of my eyes.

Orange cat: "Which village are you from, meow! I've never seen you before! Don't come here, this is my place!"

I can't argue with a stupid fat cat.

So I ignored it neatly, raised my head and looked around, intending to search for a soft-hearted female high school student who loves sweets to eat and drink.

Orange Cat: "Don't ignore me meow!"

Of course it will ignore you.

I went around without even looking at it.

Then I was picked up by a Twoleg...ah no, a human.

...Sorry, I was a little too involved in the drama, subconsciously called the two-legged beast.

The human plucks the cat hair on top of my head with great skill.

——It's a pity that I'm not a real cat, I didn't feel comfortable, and even wanted to jump up and scratch his paw.

"Mr. Aizawa, is it still the same today?" asked the clerk beside him.

"Yeah." He replied.

This human seemed to be a regular customer, he picked me up and found a seat with ease, and the clerk also made coffee with a tacit understanding.

But I don't really want to play with him.

The ghost knows that Xiongying's teacher didn't make good preparations when the sports festival was approaching, so why did he come to the cat cafe where the bird doesn't shit/shit to pet the cat.

Unexpectedly, Mr. Aizawa looks serious and dignified, but secretly he is a cat control.

I looked at him with a cat face, hoping to convey my disgust to him.

Why don't you give up my fake cat and have a sweet time with a real cat, Mr. Aizawa?

...and then I can go and stutter with a high school girl with a sweet tooth.

"Are you new?" Aizawa-sensei asked me skillfully while stroking my hair.

I dealt with him with a random "meow".

There are too many slots, I really don't know where to complain.

The fat orange cat also came over at this time, "Meow Meow Meow" incessantly.

I know what this silly cat means "Shit shovel officer! Let go of it! Come to me!"

... I really want to give up this unfortunate position to you.

While I was looking at that silly cat, Aizawa flipped the cat card around my neck.

"Aqi from Qi Mu's family...?" Is it really someone else's cat?Pretty cute. —— Aizawa thought so, and rubbed again.

...There are so many people with the surname Saiki in the world, Aizawa probably wouldn't think of me.

This makes perfect sense.I calmly thought for a while, and then felt relieved.

The fat orange cat finally couldn't bear it any longer, and jumped onto Aizawa's knee, arching fiercely.Aizawa then let go of me and started rubbing the fat cat.

I quickly jumped down and escaped.

"He looks like my student..." I vaguely heard Aizawa sigh behind me.

... This year's teachers are really bad, and they actually compare students to cats.

And which student would be like me.

But that fat orange cat has a bit of a fat tiger's shadow.

Escaping Aizawa's clutches, I finally found a high school girl with a sweet tooth, but unfortunately she didn't order the wonderful delicacy of coffee jelly, so I only got cookies.

Just as I was reflecting on my erroneous battle plan, another purple-haired acquaintance appeared.

...What's going on with you heroes.

Why is there a holiday, both teachers and students gathered together and ran to the cat cafe

This is definitely the lack of Japanese/Japanese education.The Minister of Education give me a good reflection.

Let me introduce, this is a classmate who cares about others, from the general department.

He looks like a gloomy otaku, but he should not be judged by his appearance. If he appears at the same time as Wujian, his attribute will be changed to the role of a Tucao servant.

By the way, this purple hair has been refraining from using his personality on that guy in Monojian. He is plotting to make a blockbuster at the Xiongying Sports Festival and trying to counterattack the Hero Division. I also know it clearly.

And now I know his deeper dark secret - he's a cat lover.

Xinsao looked around and saw that the other cats were occupied by people, so he chose me who was alone.

What are you doing.I am not the cat of this cat cafe, and I am not here to pick up/customers.

I looked at him warningly.

He didn't understand my warning, and even worse, he picked me up and carried me to the table.

...What, what do you want to do?I looked at him and didn't move.

Xinsang may have never seen a cat of my type, touched his blind spot of knowledge, he tentatively stretched out his hand——

I patted his hand with my cat's paw.

Reach out—

Shoot again.

He gave up touching me.

Xin Cao said to me: "...you have a pretty big temper."

I fooled this guy with "meow" again.

...Suddenly, his expression froze.

The atmosphere became awkward.

I pretended nothing happened, put on an innocent cat face, and I was innocent.

...I mainly didn't expect that Zimao would try to use his [brainwashed] personality to trick the cat.

And it didn't work out, which is a shame.

If I were an ordinary cat, he might have got his way.

But luckily I am a cat with superpowers.

Although Xinsao was a little puzzled by this, he pretended nothing happened, opened the price list and started to order.

Then he pushed the price list towards me, as if to hint at something.

But I reluctantly refused him, and refused the coffee jelly.

Anyway, it's kind of weird to ask a cat to order.And I think he's suspicious of me.

...The goal was not achieved, and I met two acquaintances I didn't want to meet in Maoca.

Maybe this is what people often say is bad.

Finally, I quietly left the cafe.

Really.

I no longer trust a cafe recommended by my friend.

Whether it's Momoi or Serinuma.

All unreliable.

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