[Comprehensive] Be with Ancient Celebrities

The old couple in the palace are sticky and flirting; outside, Ayu's life is not good, her butt is almost blooming, as for the cause of this situation... Executioner: Su Tan!On-site observers: Cheng Chuliang can't wait for less than ten people!Viewing location: the wall and the roof; dubbing: Su Yu, Su Quan.Location: Ayu's house.

"As long as you can, you can speak, think, and have a good brain?"

Su Quan is really on fire right now, this kid is so brave, why does he dare to do anything?In the past, it was nothing more than the toss of leading a group of princes up and down the mountain. Anyway, it could barely be regarded as a competition, and there were quite a few participants, so it was not conspicuous.But now?Ah, it's all the same as jumping beans, they jumped directly into the palace, and got involved in the royal affairs.Is it because he thinks he has lived a long life, or does he think that the old Su family is already invincible?

"You can meddle in the affairs of the palace? Huh? Don't move? Don't move. If you dare to move, add ten more..."

"Ouch, Ouch, it hurts...my ass..."

Hearing Ayu's yelling so miserable, Su Quan paused slightly, and when he went down again, although it looked very scary, he recovered a little bit.Don't look at him scolding and beating fiercely at the moment, but he is still satisfied with the brain of his nephew. After all, he is a child of our old Su family, and his brain is not in vain.It's just... when he first heard it, he couldn't say the instant admiration; knowing it was Ayu, he suddenly thought of the consequences, his face turned pale, and his heart skipped a beat, and he couldn't say it either.As for beating Ah Yu?You made Lao Tzu half dead, how can you vent your anger if you don't beat you?

"Oh, uncle, uncle, take it easy, I'm still a child..."

Begging for beatings, this is really begging for beatings, what are you calling it bad, what are you calling a child?Have a child like you?With such a shout, aren't you purely fighting? Look, Su Tan's face turned red with anger.

"You also know that you are a child? Huh? There is a child like you? You want to control even being a matchmaker, even wanting to control the palace, why don't you go to heaven?"

So, why does this sentence sound familiar?It's been a while, and Ayu still has time to think about other things, so it can be seen that this is still a light blow.Indeed, who is Su Quan?Even these days, because the troubled times have just passed and the society is not stable enough, for the sake of safety, scholars have to carry a sword when they go out, and old ladies wear rolling pins in their waists.But literati are literati, and their strength is really limited.Swords and the like are mostly flowery. It's okay to kill a pheasant, but it's enough to catch a rabbit.Against a guy like Ayu who has already recovered [-]% of his internal strength and has picked up less than half of all kinds of martial arts, it is really incomparable.

As for shouting softly or something, in Ayu's view, it was really just to give Su Tan face.Hehe, otherwise, with his current brain, he wouldn't be so cheap and talk but his brain.

Well, of course, Su Quan didn't notice this at the moment, but the onlookers had already discovered it. Look, all of them are winking, with malicious expressions on their faces, obviously waiting for the matter to be over for a while, grabbing Xiao The braid made Ayu take the initiative to bribe them to gag.

"Well, that's just talking too fast. You know, this mahjong player is confused, and when he balds... Uncle, Uncle, I really didn't mean it..."

Don't say it even if you kill it. This skill is very important. There are too many things in this world that can be done but can't be said. Ayu still understands how to distinguish them.And those who shouldn't know don't know, this skill is also very extraordinary, at least Su Quan understands it, so this big tease of uncle teaching nephew will be a little troublesome in the end.

They can't start a fight, and the most disappointed are those guys who watched the theater. At first, they wanted to take advantage of the situation, but now... hey, it's too late, this guy Ayu is really a ghost. ...and this Mr. Su, why didn't he hit him a few more times? What's the use of just a few hits?The buttocks may not be popular, and they don't have any evidence to coerce them (red buttocks are evidence? Haha, who is looking for beating?).

Anyway, consciously threatening is useless, this group of people curled their lips, and simply started to be good people, one by one came down from all the strange places in this house, and while Su Quan was stunned, they came over pretendingly to beg for mercy and say good things, pretending to be good. considerate.

"Well, Ayu, how are you? Why don't some of us brothers help you in?"

"Yes, yes, how is Ayu? Do you want to take medicine?"

"Uncle Su, Ayu is not that frivolous person, there must be some misunderstanding."

"Ayu, admit your mistake and let it go, don't be stubborn."

Hehe, this self-talking ability has really improved a lot, and Ayu's little white eyes rolled up when he heard it.As the saying goes, they are all foxes, what are you playing in Liaozhai!But it's good to help fool Su Quan away, at least it will save his ears from suffering a little.

Su Quan really doesn't know anything?Hehe, do you know the attitude?What he expressed was just an attitude. He still has a sense of proportion for his own children. Besides, he did a good job.And waiting for Su Quan to leave, hey, let's talk about it, do these bastards who take advantage of the fire have any sense of brotherhood?

"Say it yourself, I watched this show today, how should I charge?"

There is a fee for watching a movie, it is only right and proper, and Ayu felt that he was quite confident when he said this.But if this is confident, it is not so reasonable to hear the ears of the other people. How many plays did they perform for nothing in the past for Ayu to watch?If this could be charged, they would have made a fortune long ago.Still charged, suffered more or less.Of course, they didn't dare to tell Ayu directly in such a case, there is no way this kid is too dark, what if someone who is not good goes to their house to find their old mother and cry and complain that they are bullying others?This kid doesn't know how to deal with it, because he is not popular among middle-aged and elderly women, and none of them is close to his own, so let him get over it, so, all they can do at this moment is The first thing is to quickly get the topic out of the way, which is the most important thing.

"What's the charge? You have the time to think about yourself."

"Me? What's wrong with me?"

When it comes to himself, it is really easy to let these boys get away with it. It can be seen that in the contact with Ayu, this group of generals' boys have become more and more clever, and they know how to poke people's hearts.

"You are still here as a counselor and a matchmaker for the Supreme Emperor, and you don't even think about it. How old are you now? You are obviously a good candidate. Didn't you send this to your door?"

Wait, this is... okay, these boys, are you trying to fool him, there is no rumor, just want to use this method to make him nervous?Hey, they have all grown up, and the reaction is fast enough.

Ayu walked a few steps, and didn't care about the disheveled appearance of her clothes in order to pretend to be injured at the moment, she just walked around a few times around Cheng Chuliang who spoke first, and then said with a fake smile:

"Oh, I forgot. Our second son-in-law is now the captain-in-law. This news is not generally well-informed. Let me tell you, did that one take a fancy to me? Make me happy too?"

He is not one of those boys who have never seen the market, who blushes whenever he mentions a daughter-in-law or marriage, so he is also a person with rich experience, so he can be fooled by such a few boys?Don't underestimate people.

Sure enough, when he said this, other people didn't care much about it. Cheng Chuliang, who has gone to his wife and hasn't consummated the house, blushed first, and the other boys next to him who served as murals for a long time were booing. Even more like the red cloth, he couldn't speak anymore, and when he wanted to turn into anger from embarrassment, the idiot from Yuchi's family clamped his body with his big arms full of body odor. past.

"Oh, why is there no news? I have news. It's big news. Li Jingheng, you have no loyalty, why don't you hurry up and tell me?"

"Cheng Chuliang, you have a big mouth with no loyalty, you know you shouldn't tell you."

Huh?Li Jingheng?Lee Do-jong's son?What news can he have?Could it be that this jumping appearance was heard from him, Yeye?No, his father has always been very low-key, and will not reveal any rumors easily, is it intentional?Then this matter...

Yes, Ayu was not mistaken, a surprise fell from the sky, the man Li Daozong fell in love with him, and he deliberately made his eldest daughter Li Xueyan in a certain drama (well, there is no specific name recorded in history, only the title and Li, so we have the right to Just use this name), the future Princess Wencheng, betrothed to Ayu.

Why do you think Li Daozong has such an idea?Because of the big quarrel with my relatives last time!Although it was said that there was no play in the end, although it did not work out, and although he had heard that the crown prince was very dissatisfied with this, he was very worried. After all, it was the emperor, not the crown prince, who made the decision now.And he understands the emperor, he is a person who puts the country first, and for the sake of big plans, he doesn't care even if he endures humiliation (such as the oath of the white horse), let alone marrying a princess.

If one is bad, the emperor can't stand it... The emperor knows that the emperor loves his daughter, and the emperor is still there. For the sake of looking good, those eldest princesses can probably escape, so whose turn will it be next?He is not slow-witted, if he thinks about it, he will know that he will end up sacrificing the daughters of their clans.

So, when he knew that boy Ayu actually proposed "no marriage, no compensation, no cession of land, no tribute, the emperor guards the gate of the country, and the king dies in the country", it was really dawn, no need to say, such a person A child with bones, you can't miss it, promise him, my daughter will definitely not have a hard time in the future, and the most important thing is... Make it early, even if it really happens, it's not easy to let someone who is engaged Bar.As for others?Well, it's okay to be a dead fellow Daoist and not a poor daoist.

Ever since, Ayu is blessed, a child of a deceased fifth-rank official, a child who has just caught the tail of a nobleman, a child whose family business is sparse, a child who will have to be an official for many years, just like this Hit.

"So, Jing Heng, are you going to be my brother-in-law?"

Hey, you're thick-skinned, he's just making a point at the moment, he didn't say anything, how can you make it seem like it's already settled?This speed...you can guarantee it will be successful?Ayu felt that it was a certainty, and it was too easy to load into the upcoming wave of royal marriages.As for whether Li Daozong agrees?Doesn't it explain the problem to let his son tell such a gossip?That's a cautious person, this attitude is already obvious, okay?