[Comprehensive] Be with Ancient Celebrities

Ayu, who wanted to die, naturally did not die, and was still in the mood to cook by himself, made a big bowl of mutton steamed buns, and had a hard meal with a few guys who stayed to eat.It's just that people are fine, so the owed poems will go to the sea, there are no fewer than twenty poems.

How come there are so many?Because of hearing the news, most of the people who thought they had something to do with Ayu, and those who had competed together in the past, basically came. At this time, Ayu discovered for the first time how serious the disadvantages of recognizing relatives are.But now is it too late for him to regret it?How is it possible, what are playboys, these are, are they still the top ones, how can they be so easy to dismiss.

Fortunately, he is not the kind of ignorant person after all. The knowledge accumulated in several lifetimes shows a strong background at critical moments, although the poems he made are not as good as the classics copied from the previous ones that have withstood the test of history. , but it can't be said to be bad, as a hasty work, it can be considered passable.So at the very least, the first wave was dealt with. As for the ones owed, it was naturally the large army that came after hearing the news.

"Ayu, you owe so much, can you really pay it all within ten days? Why don't you procrastinate, you're going to be driven out like this... Don't say whether they are satisfied with what you wrote, the others..."

Hey, I really can't tell, this guy Cheng Chumo is actually not out of his mind, look, how thoughtful he is, it turns out that the son of Fairy Cheng can pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger.It's just that this idea suits many people, but it doesn't suit Ayu.

Ever since he and Li Chengqian and the other princes approached, making plans and playing with them, the influence and change had already begun. For sure, he has already entered Li Shimin's sight and became the target of the emperor's attention.

The word trust is a luxury for the emperor, and he does not expect such treatment, so it is very clear that he must impress this emperor through the ages, let him let go, and allow himself to continue to maintain the harmony with the princes. relationship, it is necessary to reflect the value that is exclusive to him.Even the irreplaceable value can prevent it from becoming cannon fodder or pawns in the possible turmoil in the future.

Why is there turmoil?Hehe, the aristocratic families are already moving, how could Li Shimin, who knows these tricks, not move?Emperors and generals, many times they are actually a spear and shield relationship. Externally, they have the same interests and support each other, but internally, they test each other, and you come and go.Imperial power and prime minister power have never been able to stop fighting since ancient times.

During the Jiajing period, Japanese pirates were rampant, but Qi Jiguang, Yu Dayou and other generals were shining, and Yan Song was chaotic, but the internal affairs were peaceful and the economy was ample. Why was such a dynasty repeatedly blackmailed in later generations?Why did Jiajing become a tyrannical king again?Because at that time, the power of the emperor was more important than the power of the prime minister.And Qianlong, the well-known prodigal emperor, who had clearly planted the root of chaos such as Houtianlijiao for decades, why did he become the old man Shiquan, the protagonist in the prosperous age of Kang and Qian?Because at that time the prime minister had the upper hand... Qin Shihuang, Emperor Yang of Sui Dynasty, was really a foolish emperor like the history books said?The power of the pen is so sharp, and the fight for power and profit is so omnipotent.

Ayu, who consciously sees through the fog of history, knows how dangerous it is for a small person to mingle among these people.It's beyond self-control to want to intervene in the royal affairs.But who let him set such a goal for himself?If he wanted to achieve his goal without continuing to write his book "Qin Yu's A Thousand Ways to Die", he could only keep adding weight to himself.

"It's not that you don't know the situation at that time. If I don't agree, hehe, I guess I won't be able to eat with my mouth right now, and I'll be lying on the bed to recover from my injuries. You should be very clear about how violent these people are. "

While talking, Ayu rolled her eyes, no matter how disgusted she looked, it made Cheng Chumo's teeth itch.

"Are you even talking about me? What do you want to say? Well-developed limbs? Simple-minded? Or am I rude? Hey boy, you are not doing any good, don't forget, that wild boar... how powerful the wolf is, As for you, many people saw that appearance at that time, and you couldn't avoid the name of a powerful monster."

"But now I've turned the tables. I can write poems, and I can write good handwriting, so I am both civil and military, or what everyone knows. Look, those adults must like me. I, just If you are going to be someone else's child, you just wait to be beaten."

The so-called buddies, the so-called friends, sometimes the more they ridicule each other, the more they seem to have a good relationship and the closer they feel. Look, Cheng Chumo is like this. Although it sounds like beating someone, he just held back , and unceremoniously grabbed the mutton slices that Ayu was about to add, and poured them into his own bowl.

"Both civil and military? Okay, you go to Shuangquan, I'll eat mine, I'll see if you can fill your stomach with both."

"Whether I can fill my stomach or not, it's you, Chu Mo, you're not hungry, right? You eat like this at my house, so I'll let you know..."

"So what if I know? I'm taking advantage. If I eat you, the family will save a meal. If I know the baby I'm hugging at home, I can only be happy. What's wrong?"

"Are you hugging at home? Hehe, come on, let's do some research first. Where did that bastard Fang Yiai go?"

"Huh? That's right, I was still yelling that I was hungry just now... Wait, could it be..."

Ayu and Cheng Chumo both put down their bowls, and started rushing towards the kitchen like flying. When they got there, they guessed right. Fang Yiai, who looked as thick as a cow, was not there, and even packed his bags and left the kitchen. Almost all the food, not even the mutton soup left.

"Damn Fang Yiai, I, I, I shouldn't be soft-hearted and bring him here..."

Relentless?This is Cheng Chumo?Didn't you call out for friendship?Using soft-hearted excuses?However, if he knew, he couldn't even grab Fang Yi's love, and this beating would probably be enough.

【Fang Yi Love Home】

Fang Yiai: Mommy, eat quickly, this is delicious, it was made by Ayu himself, how about it?

Mrs. Fang: That's really good. That kid is so good at craftsmanship?It's unexpected, but fortunately, he is still a relative, and he doesn't know how to take the initiative to get you something delicious.Still my son is filial...

Fang Yizhi: (I don't want to say anything, such a thick-skinned mother is actually my mother, this world is too dark, but you still have to eat.) Snoring...

【Cheng Yaojin's House】

Cheng Yaojin: Come here for me.

Cheng Chumo: No, I don't.

Cheng Yaojin: You don't want to come here, right? Well, then I'll go over and beat you to death, you useless bastard. Now you can't even compare to that idiot from the Fang family. Tell me, tell me, yeah What can I expect from you?You can't even bring back your stuttering. Where's your usual quick-wittedness?Just like that, when will he be able to catch up with that kid from the Su family in both civil and military skills? ...

Cheng Chumo: Huh, Su Yu, you crow mouth...

……

"Ah tsk... Who is talking about me? Ah tch... Oh my god, this has happened several times, ah tch... One slander, two scolding, three misses, who misses me so much, ah tch... No, this is the seventh It's... ah... the eighth..."

Ayu sneezed continuously in the room, still loudly, with no snot, he was dumbfounded when he sneezed, the nurse outside had already started making ginger soup, at this moment, Ayu finally came to his senses , what he is worried about is likely to be his friends, such as Cheng Chumo, etc. As for why, needless to say?Who made him so good.

确实他想的没错，今儿很多人家的孩子都挨揍了，还是一边骂阿玉一边挨揍的，所以喽，也难怪他打那么多喷嚏了，这都是森森的爱啊。Of course, did he think of it, for example, they are actually talking about him in the palace right now.

"This kid really has some skills, Guanyin maidservant, look, under the haste and noise, this poem can still be made decently, which shows that the foundation is very solid."

Li Shimin looked at the stack of poems he had just copied on the table, and the more he looked at it, the happier he was. Well, it is better to give two poems to his family, which shows that he has put his heart into it.Be arrogant.

"Your Majesty said yes, of course it is good. It's just that this kid is a bit eccentric and has one idea after another. Don't waste this talent."

"Huh? You are..."

There is something in the words, tactful persuasion, this is Empress Changsun's forte, Li Shimin and his daughter-in-law have a good understanding, just listening to the words, he knows that he must have overlooked something again, so he raised his head and asked.Sure enough, a queen is a queen,

"I heard that His Majesty summoned the carpenters in the palace to make a lot of tables and chairs? Although they are all materials stored in the palace, there is no cost, but if so many are made at once, I am afraid that someone outside will criticize them again."

But this time Li Shimin is going to be embarrassed, because he left behind in advance,

"Don't worry, I don't know about them. They have already made arrangements. For the new arrangement, the first set will be sent to the Supreme Emperor. This is my filial piety. Could it be that they can stop me from practicing filial piety?" Let’s have it again, don’t worry about the palace, send it to the homes of a few elderly and veteran ministers, this is my sympathy, wait for them to have everything here, and then start to decorate the palace, at that time... ...Hehe, I know these people, their legs and feet are not very good, seeing such things that are good for soothing the legs and feet, how can I bear it, I will definitely call the carpenter at home to make a comprehensive layout, even seeing those exquisite carved patterns They will think of ways to make more tricks to highlight the difference. In this way, what position do they have to say? It can’t be that this palace is not as good as their home. They sit on the floor with a cushion, can they hold on?"

This is the use of the art of war. Hearing Li Shimin say this and seeing his proud expression with raised brows, even Empress Changsun laughed this time.

But speaking of the carved pattern...

"Speaking of which, I think the phoenix is ​​too ostentatious, and I prefer the appearance of flowers and fruits. Erlang, do you think it would look good if you made a set of grape patterns?"

"Grapes? Oh, it's the picture on the bronze mirror that I honored you last time? That's not bad, it's full of fruits, and it looks very festive. Well, if you say that, peach blossoms, plum blossoms, and peonies are all good."

"Indeed, Your Majesty knows that as soon as your list was passed, the concubines moved. Hee hee, it must have been stabbed by Concubine Yang's peony. They all chose flowers. Concubine Wei Xilan naturally chose bluegrass , Concubine Yin picked peony, Concubine Yan picked Shouju, and..."

"Oh, so my queen wants to give them more choices? You..."

"Your Majesty, it is good for a hundred flowers to bloom in the palace, but it is more important to have a lot of fruit and flourishing offspring. Pomegranates, grapes, and lotus roots are all good meanings."

"All right, all right, you can do whatever you say in the harem..."

The corners of the servant's lips twitched a little as he listened to the gossip of the emperor and empress outside. He couldn't help but think that in the morning, the empress asked him about some sweet fruits... Dear, as expected, the emperor and empress are different, but they are flowers, plants, melons and fruits Vegetables, he was able to say so many things, but fortunately he is a mantra, so it is good to answer a sentence at that time, otherwise... the master is right, the mouth in the palace is the most prone to mistakes.

Here, the couple, who are half-covered and half-exposed, are playing tricks on the issue of the concubine, and the prince is leading the brothers over there to wish his parents good night. This is just a routine activity in the morning and evening, and there is nothing unusual about it. , but this is not the right time to come, right after entering the door, before saying a few words, Li Shimin, who had just been teased by his wife, took the opportunity to vent his temper.

"Look, look, these are the poems of the boy from the Su family. They are all about the same size. You guys are always playing together. Look at the gap. It can be seen that you still don't pay enough attention to reading on weekdays. That kid is capable of both literature and martial arts. How about you? Starting tomorrow, add an extra hour to study, and draw your bow fifty times a day...Prince, you are the eldest brother, you must lead by example...Balaba...Ke'er, you are talented and intelligent, but you are so slack in this homework, you can see that you are a ruffian Sorry... blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah ..."

Li Shimin who turned on the strict father mode is simply a tyrannosaurus rex, and no one else has a chance to talk, so he just said it over a cup of tea, and it didn't count that all the princes were dumbfounded, even the maids beside him were a little dizzy , It can be seen how sharp this skill is.

As for the effect... Hehe, this hatred was given, Ayu drank seven bowls of ginger soup directly, but couldn't withstand the power, and the sneezing continued all night.Needless to say, the reason was that that night, all the princes beat a villain named Su Yu under the covers.

But then again, although there was a lot of hatred, Ayu's reputation was completely spread out. Even Chang'an Zhong and others knew that there was such a smart child who was not bad in civil and military skills.It is a little bit, and it has achieved Ayu's goal of gaining fame.

As for others?Don't count on that chair or something, it has become something invented in the palace at the moment, ownership, intellectual property rights and so on, when you meet the royal family these days, there is really no reason to discuss it.The only thing I can feel gratified about is some antiques rewarded by the emperor, alas, it finally paid off.

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