[Entertainment] Chen Guang

Song Zechen walked around the door of the house for half an hour but did not dare to go in.

During this period, he had a lot of thoughts. For example, he suddenly thought that in the Chinese book that he had read, Dayu never entered the house three times. Was he afraid of the old (dui) woman (you) just like him...

(Da Yu: Where did you come from from Pengci Han country, be careful, I will sue you for spreading rumors across the country)

Tired of running around in circles, he sat on the stairs in the stairwell and played with his mobile phone. The group chats were silent. He couldn't judge what these people were doing, and he didn't dare to chat with anyone in private.No need to conservatively estimate that none of the current seven will stand by him.

The door suddenly opened automatically as if seeing a ghost, and Song Zechen faced Min Yunqi who opened the door as if he had seen a ghost.

Min Yunqi glanced at him lightly, turned to leave without closing the door, and left a sentence: "Come in."

Song Zechen felt that what he should have heard was "Come in and die".

Walking tentatively step by step, he pretended not to see the laser-like eyes of the seven carefree eyes, intending to slip back into the room as quickly as possible.

"Ah Ze." The first one to speak out was Tian Zhengguo, the child Song Zechen found most obedient, "Don't be so anxious to go in, come and watch your variety show with us."

"I have something to do." Song Zechen's hand was already on the doorknob.

"Don't worry, I just saw that you finished an assignment and told me yesterday that you can take a break."

Song Zechen now regrets letting Tian Zhengguo grasp his life dynamics in such detail.He took a deep breath, feeling that losing is not losing, he gritted his teeth and turned to the living room, sitting on the edge of the sofa.

Coincidentally, the editing happened to the scene where Song Zechen and Jiang Daniel put the bed together and planned to fall asleep.

Coincidentally, the real-time chat fan exchange box is repeating the same message like a navy: "Manual Aite, we are married".

Song Zechen: I hate you...

He originally thought there was nothing particularly wrong with this part, what really scared him was the part where Tian Zhengguo and Min Yunqi were killed after getting up, but he didn't expect Park Jimin to speak suddenly, with a sinister voice:

"Zechen, you have known him for a long time and you are willing to sleep together so naturally. Then you slept with me when you were a trainee, why did you almost kick me out of bed when you woke up the next day?"

Song Zechen's memory drifts back to the past along with Park Jimin.

When I was a trainee, I met Park Jimin who stayed up late every day, and the relationship between the two developed by leaps and bounds. After getting close in the dormitory, it was as common as visiting each other occasionally.

But Song Zechen is a bit different. For more than ten years before his life, he adhered to the principle of independence and always set a one-meter polite safety line with others. The kisses with friends were limited to American-style greetings, but never Korean-style skinship. .

So when Park Jimin hugged the pillow and told him to sleep together, he was at a loss and tangled up, but when he faced the other party's puppy-like eyes, he agreed dizzily.Previously, the closest communication he had with the people in the dormitory was telling stories to the youngest before going to bed, and then going back to sleep on his own bed after the story.

It was very painful for Song Zechen to be suddenly invaded by someone else in his territory. That night he kept his eyes open until the early hours of the morning before falling asleep.

"Brother, I wasn't used to skinship at all, okay?" Song Zechen replied helplessly and guilty.

Why do you feel guilty?

It's like this, when a person's consciousness is blurred, the subconscious fixed program of the brain makes him accustomed to everything in the past, ignoring variables.

So after Song Zechen woke up, he completely ignored the variable of Park Jimin last night, thinking that he slept alone.

As a result, he flipped over and moved to the side, touched an arm with delicate and smooth skin and a slender skeleton, and heard the soft and waxy voice of the other party.

On the spot, he was shocked from the depths of his soul, and almost fell off the bed in fright, thinking that he had slept with a girl after drinking...

But he didn't dare to tell Park Jimin the truth, if he did, he might have to jump off the stairs right now and die on the spot.This beautiful misunderstanding will be buried in his heart forever with his old age, lock with a combination lock, nail a dozen nails, add an iron lock, and throw the key into the sea for the whale to swallow.

Strictly implement the legendary "lock me up" principle.

A small twists and turns passed for a while, and Park Jimin felt that it made sense, so he gave up.Song Zechen mobilized all vigilance to prepare for the biggest mistake he made in this variety show - hanging up the phone.

Regardless of whether it was Jiang Daniel who hung it or him, in the eyes of people around him, it was still him who hung it, although in fact it was Jiang Daniel who hung it.

He was so nervous that he twisted his tongue silently, looking at himself on the TV far away from his mind.

The bell in the TV rang, and the main event came.

It is a different experience to see yourself unconscious when you are awake. After witnessing the complete conversation between himself and Jiang Daniel, he was silent, and decided in his heart that if he survived the battle tonight, he must find This close friend shared his pain.

"A bank fraud?" Tian Zhengguo looked threatening.

"A cat that can make a phone call?" Min Yunqi had a fierce look in his eyes.

Song Zechen stared straight ahead, pretending to be stupid: "I don't know what Neil meant when he said that, maybe he didn't wake up."

"Wouldn't it be better to just look through the call records?" Jin Nanjun appeared smartly out of time.

"A few days ago, I cleaned up the phone's memory and deleted it all."

Min Yunqi had expected that Song Zechen would say this, and sneered: "I want Jiang Daniel's phone number, I can call now to confirm."

Song Zechen is very calm, now is the critical moment for psychological warfare: "Then you fight."

Min Yunqi choked up for a moment, took out the phone without hesitation for a moment of silence, Song Zechen's eyelids twitched.

"Hello, Daniel, I'm Suga. Nai, are you busy? Oh, I'm training."

Jiang Daniel's voice came clearly from the microphone: "Senior, what's wrong?"

Song Zechen's eyelids twitched wildly, and he coughed several times: Friend, hold me steady.

Min Yunqi squinted at Song Zechen, who was trying to gain a sense of presence: "Ah, it's like this, last time when you and Song Zechen were recording a variety show, he missed two calls one morning. He wondered if his school teacher had something important to call. He came. As a result, his call records were deleted, and he didn’t dare to call the teacher to ask for verification. So I’ll call you to check if you still remember the scene.”

Analogy to this scene is very similar to when some people cheated their parents to pay 99 yuan for books when they were young. In fact, it only cost 9 yuan.

On the other side, Song Zechen was hugged by Jin Taiyi and couldn't move, and his mouth was also covered.I could only watch Kang Daniel answer innocently and honestly:

"Really? It shouldn't be the teacher. I remember seeing the remark as "debit card" and the pattern of a cat. Zechen probably wouldn't give such a remark to the teacher."

Here, Song Zechen gave up on himself and closed his eyes in despair, Jin Taejun let go of his hand, and Min Yunqi smiled and acted the whole set: "Ah, is it, he is confused, as long as he is not a teacher, then I can rest assured."

Song Zechen yelled at the phone with his last breath: "Jiang Yijian! Just wait!"

The innocent Jiang Daniel didn't understand why his friend's sorrowful roar suddenly appeared, and the phone was hung up immediately.

"Hehehe." Tian Zhengguo was the first to say, "Debit card?"

"When I go out, I don't even want to answer the phone calls from my teammates who have been with me for almost ten years. Song Zechen, you are really amazing."

"And he lied."

Right now, Tian Zhengguo and Min Yunqi were firing on all cylinders, and the rest added fuel to the fire.

"I'm sorry, I was wrong. I will answer your calls next time when I sleepwalk."

Song Zechen was sitting upright on the sofa. Putting a pair of handcuffs on him at this moment can sing tears behind bars.

"I invite you to dinner, and you can eat whatever you want."

To be honest, Song Zechen is not afraid of spending money. The way he fears the most is that everyone will touch him and grind him to death. When several big men rush up and surround him, he will really die.

"I was wrong, I was really wrong."

Although he understood that the purpose of these people's calls must be meaningless, but he couldn't use this to refute.Others can ignore it, but Tian Zhengguo and Min Yun must solve it on the spot.

He quietly held Tian Zhengguo's wrist, but was thrown away mercilessly.Unmoved, he continued to grab it cheekily, exerting a little force to make it difficult for the other party to struggle, and whispered softly: "Let's go back and talk."

He also nodded sincerely to Min Yunqi: "Brother, I really shouldn't have hung up on you, but you also know that I only slept for an hour in a row in those few days, so I lost my mind after sleeping for a while on variety shows. I If I am sober, I will hang up your phone, you have always hung up on me, right?"

To be honest, the two angry masters, Song Zechen felt that Tian Zhengguo was more difficult to deal with than Min Yunqi.Because Song Zechen and Min Yunqi quarreled too often, so frequently that it was the same frequency as Jin Nanjun bought figurines, anyway, somehow they would always reconcile in the end.But Tian Zhengguo can't do it, he and the maknae are rarely in a hurry, and they can't be as sarcastic as they are to the second brother.

A series of chaotic dramas ended unsatisfactorily and reluctantly, and the variety show clips on the TV have been broadcast to the next few episodes.

Song Zechen held Tian Zhengguo tightly with his hands behind his back all the time, a layer of sweat broke out, and the two secretly fought secretly, Tian Zhengguo's mouth could hang a bottle of oil.

"Guoer, I'm sorry."

"Why didn't you call back later?"

"Because I'm afraid you will be angry."

"Am I so easy to get angry in your eyes?"

"sorry."

Suddenly a voice intervened strongly:

"Song Zechen, don't you have anything to say to me?"

Song Zechen looked up blankly: "What?"

Jin Shuozhen's angry face directly hit him.

Looking at each other, Song Zechen's eyes were full of innocence and collapse: brother, where did you come from?