[Entertainment] Chen Guang

"Brother, don't say that." Song Zechen frantically waved his hands in denial, mobilizing his desire to survive.

I am afraid.

There are also seven wolves, tigers and leopards in my family. If I am happy now, I may spend the rest of my life in grief of hemiplegia.

When Song Zechen thought of the threat of "You want to cause some scandal, I'll break your leg" that Jin Taechen had whispered in his ear, although he wasn't very scared, it was easy to hide an open gun but hard to guard against it. If he got along day and night, he would be killed People have found an opportunity to start.

If you are not afraid of ten thousand, you are afraid of just in case.

"Hahaha, are you kidding me?" The other party also waved his hand, but the eyes of the two of them were indescribably kind and kind, like the older generation who had drunk the toast tea, and worshiped the world and the earth for the two people in front of them in their hearts. Make a glass of wine.

Song Zechen sighed, gave up struggling with indescribable suffering, and speeded up the speed of cooking.

After the meal, the eldest brother tentatively proposed whether to go to the swimming pool outside to play, and everyone agreed.But when they came outside, everyone looked at each other on the shore, and no one wanted to go into the water.

With an electric mosquito swatter in his arms, Jiang Daniel followed Song Zechen step by step like a baby.

The two who became the maknae of the show stood on the shore and nodded politely to the hyungs at the same time.

After the actor brother jumped into the water, he encouraged everyone with expectant eyes.

Several parties remained deadlocked for half a century.

If the program group is on the road, a world-class famous song should be edited here:

"Alright, repeated seesawgame

Someone has to get down here first, but I can't

Looking at each other hesitantly, whether to go down,

Don't hesitate, follow your heart and let it be

repeated seesawgame”

However, since Min Yunqi has not written this world famous song Seesaw, we must follow the scientific theory and cannot travel through, so there is no bgm here, and the air is too quiet and the people are too deserted, which makes Song Zechen feel a sense of urgency The urge to dive into the water and think of yourself as a fish.

"Neil, let's go down and play, put down your electric mosquito swatter." Song Zechen signaled Jiang Daniel to put down his baby.

"But there are a lot of moths there." Jiang Daniel expressed his fear of bugs with all his heart.

"You'll be fine if you dive into the water, and the water conducts electricity. What if the electric mosquito swatter accidentally falls into the water and we all go into trouble?"

Song Zechen's threat successfully frightened Jiang Daniel's face, and he put his electric mosquito swatter properly, and ran over to pull Song Zechen into the water together.

【Seoul National University student cheated online】

【Aite Seoul National University, do your students scare ignorant boys like this】

【Silly goose is so easy to lie】

[Official statement of Seoul National University: The school is not responsible for teaching common sense of life, please do not go to school for student behavior]

[Teacher at Yonsei University, welcome everyone to apply for Yonsei University, admissions hotline 123456]

[Shovel out the advertisements upstairs, everyone is welcome at Korea University]

The water temperature was still cool, and Song Zechen slowly poured water on his body to adapt to the temperature. Two seniors had already taken off their clothes, but obviously even if it was the end of the world, there would be no moment for Song Zechen to show off his good figure in front of the camera.

From water guns to water volleyball, the water on Song Zechen's T-shirt is likely to irrigate a piece of farmland.

"Don't take it off?" Jiang Daniel asked him in a low voice.

Song Zechen shook his head.

"Then I won't take it off." Jiang Daniel agreed.

Program group matching words: "Childish and meaningless imitation behavior of otaku"

The barrage has the same feeling:

[? ? ? ? ?Xiao Jiang, don't listen to Xiao Song! ! ! ! 】

[No need, really no need]

[Why doesn't Song Chen take it off!Obviously the members said he has abs, I hate it! 】

[He even brought my family Jiang Dan and didn't take it off, I hate it even more! 】

[Online practice Song Zechen's clothes will be picked up sooner or later!A curse from a woman who has no welfare because of love and hate! 】

No matter how many people would be dissatisfied with their actions, the two of them took turns to take a break after taking a bath, and the brothers went out to buy groceries.Song Zechen nestled on the sofa and flipped through comics, and Jiang Daniel sat beside him happily and never stopped eating snacks.

One for Zechen and one for Danni.

Jiang Dan has two and Yijian has three.

Neil has four, Zechen has none.

Adhering to the principle of fairness, impartiality and openness, he happily shared the fudge.

According to the arrangement of the program group, a female guest came to teach them how to hand-paint incense, enriching their boring leisure time.

"What are you painting?" Song Zechen had been observing Jiang Daniel's art for a long time, but found that there was no commonality.

"Dead moth." Jiang Daniel paid homage to the moth that died under his electric mosquito swatter with false feelings, and stretched his neck to look at the work in Song Zechen's hand, "You are so beautiful and amazing."

"I can do anything better than cook."

Program group subtitle: "Xiao Song and Xiao Jiang who ignored the teacher's wild gossip in class"

Everyone was involved in it, and the atmosphere was gentle and stable, gradually forming a hypnotic magic. Last night, he went to bed late last night, and with the rush of the death journey, Jiang Daniel's eyes gradually became slack, and he fought against sleepiness like a chicken pecking at rice.

"I'm sleepy, what should I do?"

"Sleep." Song Zechen shrugged.

"No." Jiang Daniel insisted.

After counting down for three seconds, he couldn't help but leaned forward. Song Zechen quickly grabbed his waist and put him on his shoulders.

After finishing a series of movements in a smooth manner, the senior Park Jae-jung who wished happiness earlier was looking at him with clear and gratified eyes as soon as he looked up.

Monk Zhang Er, Song Zechen, couldn't figure it out, because he hadn't come into contact with this kind of person. In reality, this kind of person has a name-cp fan head.

Because there was too much movement, everyone focused their attention on them.

"He's sleepy." Song Zechen acted very confidently.

If you are sleepy, you should go to bed. He often did this in class and slept through countless Chinese classes, which may be the reason why he did not do well in the Chinese test.

Seemingly realizing that his tone was too natural, Song Zechen immediately lowered his head and added, "I'm sorry, teacher."

But he knew his mistake and didn't correct it, he still didn't intend to wake up the people around him, he even touched a pillow on the sofa and stuffed it directly into Jiang Daniel's lower back so that he could sleep comfortably.

Teacher: ...you just have to be happy

During the period, Jiang Daniel staggered and tried to open his eyes several times to no avail. Song Zechen tilted his head slightly, and comforted his restless companion with a word: "Sleep, I will help you watch."

[Isn't this the routine of love between a top student and a scumbag in high school?]

[I have invested in shares, so sweet]

[The sucrose party climbed the wall for a second, I'm sorry Min Minqi, compared to the mentally handicapped quarrels of elementary school chickens, the daily love of high school students is also very good]

[Why haven't I invited them yet!what happened! 】

【@我们去婚吧，Come out to work and invite guests】

After dinner, they went back to their respective rooms. The program team revealed the news that the last guest will arrive tonight, EXO's Xiumin.

"Senior, hello."

Song Zechen was playing a game in his room, when the other party opened the door he hurriedly got up to say hello.

"Hello."

Park Jimin and Kai are close relatives of Taemin's line, but this does not affect Song Zechen's unfamiliarity with Xiumin.

My brother and your brother are close friends, but it doesn't mean we can ease the embarrassment. In a sense, there is no bridge to connect, and it will be more embarrassing in the short term.

"Kai was still talking about Jimin earlier."

"Really? Brother Jimin also mentioned Brother Kai at home."

Using innocent teammates at home to barely get close to say hello, the two looked at each other speechlessly, smiled dryly, and mechanically shook their chests.

"Hehehehehehe."

"Hmm, heh heh heh heh."

Jiang Daniel who walked into the room didn't know why, but Song Zechen forced him to stand up for the sake of his family.

What's the best way to break out of an awkward situation between two people?

That is to add one more person, the triangle is the most stable pattern in the world, and the triangular embarrassment is the most solid embarrassment in the world.

So Jiang Daniel also smirked "hehehehehe".

【Those three people are out of their minds hahahahahahahaha】

【I laughed until the bed board collapsed hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha are these three people okay】

[Handsome guy with a smirk is also prettier than us]

【Looking at the handsome guy giggling, I can watch it for an hour】

For the first time in his life, Song Zechen felt the boundless loneliness and suffocating silence in his laughter. Although he was smiling, his eyes fully showed his struggle, collapse, madness, and helplessness. This may be the best acting in his life. good time.Of course he read the same pain in the eyes of the two people next to him.

"Is your face stiff?" He turned his head and asked Jiang Daniel, someone had to make a stop.

"Yeah." Jiang Daniel's smile froze.

"Then let's stop laughing, shall we?" Song Zechen seriously suggested.

"it is good."

Jiang Daniel and Song Zechen immediately put away their smiling faces at the same time, and Xiumin on the opposite side regained their composure.

Because Jiang Daniel laughed for too long, he slapped himself hard on the face to activate the blood, and because the slap hurt himself, he seamlessly followed up with a heavy sigh after they stopped laughing awkwardly.

The corner of Song Zechen's mouth twitched: Silly boy.

Program group: "Earthquake-level embarrassing scenes that even idols can't manage normal expressions"

"Then I won't bother you." Xiumin bent over and pushed his luggage out. There was only one bed in the actual sense in this room, which was obviously not a place for him to stay.

The two quickly bowed again, straightened up after the other party left, and returned to the bed with a sigh of relief to play with their mobile phones.

"Did someone call me this morning?"

Song Zechen stared at the two missed calls from his teammates on his mobile phone, his eyes froze, and he tried hard to search for the fragment of the morning in his memory, but found that he was fragmented, and turned to ask Jiang Daniel.

"Ah? I don't know." Jiang Daniel scratched his head innocently, "I seem to have touched your phone, turned off the alarm clock or received a call, I don't know."

The clips in Song Zechen's mind were slowly being connected. He gasped, bit his lip at the phone screen, and had a bad premonition. Several sneering faces barked their teeth and claws in his mind.

He gritted his teeth, buried his phone under the pillow, and made up his mind to calm down: "It's okay, sleep is important, sleep fast."

The third rule of Song's life: As long as I treat this thing as if it does not exist, this thing will not exist.

Comments: Idealism, metaphysics, not recommended, materialism tells him that he is about to pay a heavy price.