[Onmyoji] Shikigami got out of the phone, what should I do?

Now that the marriage proposal was successful, Datengu wanted to get the certificate as soon as possible.

The same goes for Tian Ning.The two people have different paths, a little more protection is a little bit more, at least if there is any accident, you can look at the marriage certificate and say that it has really existed-ahh!How can it be so unlucky?She just wants to get married!

But the boss of the research center was the first to stand up and object!

In fact, they didn't want to alarm anyone. Anyway, the household registration book is in their own hands, and they just need to take a leave of absence on weekdays to go to the Civil Affairs Bureau.

But there was too much noise about the proposal, everyone already knew about it...

This time the video was not uploaded to Weibo, but it was so reasonable that it would be discovered by the research center in a WeChat official account dedicated to gossip about local trivial matters!

The two were interviewed overnight, and the people and non-humans in the research center established countless WeChat groups, and each group was very lively at this time.

Not long after Tian Ning joined the organization, in addition to the group on the human side, only two on the monster side were added. One is the "Three Realms Women's Rescue Center"-as long as they are female, female, and female, you can join, male, male, etc. The ones, the males stop, and the androgynous ones deal with it as appropriate.The other is "Welcome to the Huibin Building" - all the demons and working humans currently living in the Huibin Building are here.

When Tian Ning went to the director's office, she was repeatedly @ in the group, all of them were from the Three Realms Women's Rescue Center, and there were more @大天狗 on Huibin Building.

The big tengu didn't answer, and she couldn't respond alone, so she opened the women's group of the Three Realms.

Everyone admired her courage to combine with monsters. Although they are all such masters, they are all written by others. They can't help themselves. They are not as explosive as Tian Ning!Moreover, they themselves are heterogeneous, married to humans, Tian Ning did the opposite.

Everyone asked Tian Ning to come out and take a couple of steps to give an award-winning... er, testimonial.

Tian Ning sent an indescribable expression: "It's a pleasure to abuse a dog for a while..." Now I'm going to the crematorium.

Enter the crematorium - director's office.

The director looked sad, he was about to go to bed, and came to work overtime in the middle of the night, his wife thought the nuclear leak had leaked.

The two talked nonsense for a while, and the director began to persuade him to quit the job: "He is a monster, almost immortal, you will die in a few decades, why bother?"

Tian Ning said angrily: "He is the one who is sad when I die. He doesn't mind. What are you worried about? There has never been such a thing as beating mandarin ducks with clubs. This is the 21st century. Can you be more open?" Now there are "The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl" and "Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai", do you want to add "The Big Tengu and the Mobile Game Girl" in the future?"

director:"……"

Tian Ning pursed her lips, but her anger had not yet come down.

Director: "You also know that he will be sad when you die, are you so selfish?"

"How is this selfish? If I reject him now, he will be sad too! Besides, there are so many monsters here, I will work hard to make money, maybe I can buy an elixir or something, won't I be immortal like him?"

"..." The director retreated in defeat.

On the other side, the eight hundred monks were entrusted with the important task of persuading the big tengu: "Your CP should be a demon fox, what's the point of being with a woman?"

The big tengu looked at her coldly.

She was a little scared: "Even if you don't like men, you can still choose Qingxingdeng and Yaodaoji, and if you can't, you can snatch Yan Mo over! Human women, just play around, why take it seriously?"

"Your injury last time, is it healed?"

"..." She is immortal, so it's nothing to get hurt, but she feels that there are too many beautiful things in life waiting for her to discover, and time should not be wasted on getting hurt.

Tian Ning walked out of the office building, and the big tengu was waiting for her outside.

She ran over with a smile: "Have you been waiting for a long time?"

"No, just here."

Tian Ning's face changed: "Someone is looking for you?"

"not human."

"..."

The two said in unison: "What do you say?"

Big Tengu answered first: "Don't care about them."

Tian Ning nodded with a smile: "That's what I planned too!"

The next day after not going to work, Tian Ning carefully arranged the room into a new house, and saw Huapi posting an advertisement in the WeChat group: "Fresh sliced ​​heart, exquisite afternoon tea, welcome to Huapi Dessert Workshop~"

Crowd: "Go away!"

Huapi: "It's not a real heart~ The organization is so strict, how dare I? It's made from flour~"

Tian Ning: "That's even more disgusting!"

People: "Yes! It's even more disgusting!"

"There must be someone who likes this, right?" Huapi yelled a few more times, and sure enough, a ghost placed an order.

Tian Ning looked at the picture and felt sick, but she was really hungry. She wanted to throw up and swallowed, put down her phone and picked it up again, and asked, "Can I order takeaway here?"

"Okay, go to the door to pick it up."

Tian Ning gave up ordering takeout, and rummaged through the box to find a bar of chocolate.Just about to eat, the doorbell rang.

It was Nie Xiaoqian who came.

Nie Xiaoqian brought the Qing Tuan in a double-layer fresh-keeping box, and said with a smile, "I invite you to have afternoon tea."

"This..." Tian Ning did not forget that this thing is a sacrifice, "Who gave this to you?"

"I did it myself!"

"Oh..." Tian Ning breathed a sigh of relief, but she was still a little worried, "Can humans eat it?"

"Why can't you eat it? My children also eat it, and they grow up very strong."

Tian Ning is even more worried, your child is of mixed race!

But the visitor was a guest, so he warmly invited her to sit down.Nie Xiaoqian only brought dessert, and she contributed drinks—two cups of instant coffee.

Nie Xiaoqian asked, "Is there any wine?"

"Uh...there's some red wine." It's ready to create an atmosphere with Ootengu.

Nie Xiaoqian blinked and looked at her innocently, but didn't speak.

Tian Ning understood, and reluctantly took out the red wine.

After drinking a glass of wine, Nie Xiaoqian sadly opened the conversation: "Are you going to get married? Why can't you figure it out? Let me tell you, getting married is just jumping from one pit of fire to another. What is single-minded is just beautification. I'm just a house filler, and Caichen has two concubines... I saw everyone like this before, and I thought it was pretty good. Now that I know a lot more, it's really uncomfortable! Fortunately, my sister didn't show up, otherwise..."

Well, she also came to persuade Tian Ning with a heavy responsibility.

It's so embarrassing!In order to understand it with emotion and move it with reason, she carefully made up a set of rhetoric, and even she believed it after she finished speaking!

#Suddenly want to get a divorce...#

After hearing her words, Tian Ning felt that she was sent by the director. Seeing that she was telling the truth but was not sure, she could only comfort her and said, "Don't be sad. You were originally a person in a book, and you are very lucky to appear in the world. And there are so many people in a book, not everyone can come, even the people who are in the article "Nie Xiaoqian" like you are not here. So you see, you are more lucky. The world is so big , you can live for a long time and see the changes in this world after thousands or ten thousand years, unlike me who will die in a few decades... Do you know how much I envy you?"

Nie Xiaoqian opened her mouth wide and stared at her blankly, obviously moved by the persuasion.

Tian Ning concluded: "What are Ning Caichen and her concubine compared to looking at the vicissitudes of the world?"

Nie Xiaoqian took her hand and said sincerely: "Don't be sad! Why die in a few decades? We have a lot of gods here, and it's not difficult for you to live a few more years. It's these gods who are so stingy, take your time , there will always be a chance!"

Tian Ning nodded, and the two clenched their hands like close friends in a boudoir.

Nie Xiaoqian returned in defeat, and all the dismissal personnel were wiped out. The research center reluctantly agreed to the marriage between Tian Ning and Ootengu.

When leaving for the Civil Affairs Bureau, Tian Ning suddenly stopped: "Wait a minute! I want to inform Rongrong, otherwise she will strangle me to death!"

Such an important matter, of course, can't be said on WeChat, Tian Ning called, and when she got through, she thought: I didn't even have a boyfriend when I met last time, and I'm going to get married soon, Rong Rong won't kill me, right? ?

Tian Ning became nervous.

"Hello—" Rong Rong's confused voice came, "What do you want to call? You make me quite nervous."

"..." It was so sharp, Tian Ning was more nervous than her: "That... baby Rongrong~"

Big Tengu:! ! !She actually called someone else a baby? →_→

Rong Rong shouted: "You still call me baby? What bad things have you done?"

"I'm getting married." Tian Ning replied quickly.

"..."

"Ahem! Go get the certificate now——"

"Stop it!" Rong Rong yelled, "Are you out of your mind? You were single three months ago, and now you tell me you want to get married?"

"Uh... Actually, I've known him for a long time, and we've been flirting with him before."

"You've been hiding it from me?"

"..."

"I don't care! I want to go back! I don't worry if I don't take a look!"

"Okay~" Tian Ning replied happily, "I'm in Rong County—"

"Rong County?" Rong Rong was stunned.

"Well, didn't I ask you about the research center last time? I changed jobs and I'm in the research center."

"You didn't tell me about the job change?" Rong Rong was sad, "Tian Ning, do you have other close friends?"

"No, no! It's just that the research center's work is special, and half of it cannot be disclosed to the outside world. Even my closest relatives must keep it secret. I can only tell you that I work here, and I must not say what I do specifically."

"Oh..." Rong Rong looked disappointed, "Just now I wanted to ask if you were making sex. No, didn't you learn Japanese? Are you a professional counterpart?"

"...That's not the point, is it?"

"Then where are you getting married now? I'll go straight back to Rong County to find you?"

"Ah."

"Okay, I'll go to the company first, and we'll chat on WeChat for the rest of the time. As for the marriage, please don't rush, think about it, at least wait until I go back to get the certificate!"

"Uh... this..." Tian Ning looked at Da Tengu in embarrassment.

Big Tengu suddenly snatched the phone, pointed at the screen and shouted: "Get it today! If you don't like it, don't come!"

Rong Rong looked confused: "Hello——"

Da Tiangou had already hung up the phone, Tian Ning snatched back the phone and sent Rong Rong a WeChat message: "I'm sorry."

"It's so disrespectful!!!" Rong Rong shouted in voice.

Tian Ning glanced at the big tengu secretly, and typed: "It's the cosplay big tengu on the subway last time, and you took a screenshot for me to see."

Rong Rong: "!!!"

Rong Rong was silent for half an hour, Tian Ning and Da Tiangu were already sitting in the Civil Affairs Bureau before she realized: "If this is the case... Congratulations."

"..." Tian Ning despaired of this face-seeking world.

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It's cool to abuse the dog for a while...