Yuzhou colleagues: towards reality

As soon as Zhou Zhou came back, he saw Jing Yu sitting on the sofa holding his iPad and paddling very seriously. His appearance would make people think that he was reading a script, but when he got closer, he realized that he was reading Baidu Encyclopedia.

This guy has only been here for a few days, and he has become lukewarm from the clingy little fairy at the beginning. Sure enough, he can't get tired of being together every day when he is in love, it's too easy to lose passion.Suddenly I really miss the kind of distance love in the past, and I can't stand it when I meet.How is it like now?

Zhouzhou snorted coldly, took a can of beer, deliberately sat beside him, turned on the TV, and searched one channel after another, feeling bored.

But Jingyu was completely immersed in the ocean of unlocking knowledge and couldn't extricate himself, and didn't notice Zhouzhou by his side at all.

It's gone, Zhou Di poked his head over with a face of reluctance, to see what he was looking for.

Jing Yu's sight was suddenly blocked by a small round head, only then did he realize that Zhou Zhou had returned, he put his arms around his shoulders, and said tenderly: Baby!You got in my way.

Zhou Zhou was puzzled and said: What are you looking at?

Jing Yu bit her ear with a mysterious expression: I'm looking at the magical species.

Zhouzhou lay on his lap curiously, and quickly browsed Baidu Encyclopedia, but still couldn't figure it out.

"Take it easy, I'm going to take a shower." Don't make fun of yourself anymore.

Jing Yu glanced at him and continued to work on her own affairs.

When Zhou Zhou came out of the shower, that guy was still studying.

What on earth is this worth his sleepless nights?Are you no longer clingy?

I wonder if he has an event to leave tomorrow?

You don't want to celebrate the New Year's Eve with him in advance, do you?

"If you keep reading, I'll go back to my hotel." Emperor Zhou was not happy, and directly issued an ultimatum.

"Don't be angry! Baby, come here, I'll show you something really fun." Jing Yu hurriedly waved at him and patted his thigh.

Zhouzhou sat down and watched what tricks he played.

"I found a very miraculous dish." Jing Yu showed him the picture as if offering a treasure.

"Isn't it just a fish! Look, I'm making you happy." Anyway, Zhouzhou didn't think there was anything worth studying about that fish.

"It's not an ordinary fish, it's a divine fish. With it, it can save us a lot of money!"

"What do you mean?" Zhouzhou was really curious and asked.

Jing Yu pointed to a sentence and read: The wax esters contained in this fish are difficult for the human body to digest and accumulate in the rectum. Therefore, after some people eat, the oil will continue to flow out from the penis.Symptoms will appear within 30 minutes after the patient eats, and most of them recover within two days.

As soon as he finished reading, Zhou Zhou understood everything. Just now he was still wondering, where did the magic power come from to attract people who never liked to read so much? It turned out that the research of this rogue is different, and normal people can't understand it at all.

Zhou Zhou swiped his finger down, "Look, do you see it?"Banned countries.

Unexpectedly, Jing Yu didn't take it seriously: "Without ours, this kind of fish is not fatal, and there are still countries selling it. You see, puffer fish is poisonous, so there is still a market for it!"I will wholesale two boxes and put them back.

As soon as the words fell, Zhou Zhou slapped him flat.

"Wholesale, who are you going to use after wholesale? I warn you, I will never eat such a disgusting thing. Besides, is there such a thing for sale in the market?"

Jing Yu pitifully touched the back of his head that was sore from the beating, "I can get the goods from Russia! There is no ban on sale there."

"When did you have a Russian friend, why didn't I know?" Zhou Zhou narrowed his eyes and stared at him.

"Teacher Shen Teng has studied in Russia, and he has a lot of connections. This is not a problem."

When Zhou Zhou heard it, he was fried. If this guy really bought it back, who would eat this fish?No, absolutely not!

"Didn't you tell everyone what you were going to do when you yelled? You have a thick skin, and I can't afford to lose that person. If you dare to buy it back, don't get on my bed."

"I'm not thinking of you! Every time you use a little force, you will scream, and the lubricant won't work. With this fish, maybe you won't be in pain anymore!"

"That's because you've been exerting your strength. You don't know how heavy you are! It's all on me, can it not hurt? If this fish is bought back, I will be the one who raped you."

"I don't care, I'm going to buy it! I'm going to buy it back and keep it. I'll cook two on holidays, and two on holidays."

"I let you buy it, I let you buy it!" Zhouzhou picked up the pillow and beat him up, "If you dare to buy it back, your pocket money will be gone."

Jing Yu kept dodging with her head in her arms. Hearing this, she couldn't help but retort: ​​Hey, don't mind!I'm not doing this to save money!The condoms we bought are all imported from abroad, they are not easy to use and are expensive. With this magical fish, isn’t it possible to make the best use of everything!

"Use everything you have, ghost, can you think of something useful with your stupid head?" Zhouzhou gritted his teeth, and took a step back: Otherwise, I will save you an extra [-] yuan for your private money every month, that's fine. Bar?

"Really?" Jing Yu was extremely skeptical and disbelieving.

"Is there a prize for lying to you?" Emperor Zhou was not happy.

"Create a written document, don't play tricks." Jing Yu quickly took out the prepared small book from under the sofa and asked him to sign it.

After Zhou Zhou signed, he realized that something was wrong. Isn't this too well prepared?

"Okay, I don't have to go back on my word! My Xiaozhouzhou!" Jing Yu quickly snatched back the small book, hugged Zhouzhou, and started kissing mode.

"Wait a minute, wait a minute, let me think about it first..." Zhouzhou managed to avoid the guy who was madly asking for a kiss.

"What else are you thinking about? The spring night is short, so you have to enjoy yourself in time." Jing Yu hugged him up, "Well, it's indeed a bit heavy."

When weight is mentioned, Zhou Zhou's attention is immediately shifted: if you gain muscle, you must gain weight!If you can't hold me, let me down.

"I hugged you even when you were fat, what is this?" Jing Yu carried him all the way back to the bedroom.

"When did I gain weight?" Sigh, not only female celebrities care about weight, but also male artists, okay?

While putting her on the bed, Jing Yu recalled: When you were addicted to filming, you were much heavier than now.

Zhou Zhou still wanted to defend himself, but someone didn't bother him at all, and took off his clothes in twos and twos.

Forget it, it's important to do business.