Yuzhou colleagues: towards reality

When Huang Jingyu came back from filming, he saw the guy sitting on the sofa staring at the ceiling with dull eyes. There was no guitar around, and he didn't write a song or compose all day?Probably out of inspiration.

Jing Yu was very obedient and didn't bother him, and went to wash up lightly.

After coming out, he found that the man was still sitting there motionless.

Um?Could it be that something is on your mind and you need someone to coax you?

So someone consciously sat down on the sofa.

"Why, learn how to meditate in Zen?"

no response……

"Are you bored at home these days? Are you angry that I didn't accompany you?"

Still no response.

Huang Jingyu simply whispered in his ear: filming!work!I'll be right back as soon as I finish work! ! ! !

After nagging for half an hour, Zhou Zhou still ignored him.

No, Jing Yu is not used to this kind of atmosphere.

Then, he went straight to it.

Poking the fleshy face, he rubbed the big sausage mouth into small meatballs.

In the process of committing evil, he did not forget to steal a few kisses.

Zhou Zhou finally came back to his senses, and slapped off a certain troublemaker with his palm.

"Go aside, don't you see that brother is thinking about life?" Zhou Zhou tried hard to recover his facial muscles, but was crushed by this guy.

"What important things in life are you thinking about? I've been back for a long time, and I won't greet you." Rubbing his head, Jing Yu said angrily.

Zhouzhou stared at him very seriously, and said slowly: I am often asked a question recently, and I don't know how to answer it.

What he said was serious.

"What's the problem?" Jing Yu was curious, what kind of problem would make Zhou Zhou so puzzled?

"My friends in the industry are always asking me why you are so easily frightened, saying that you don't practice martial arts! I have also filmed tough guys like Hong Hai, so why are you so unfazed?"

As soon as the words fell, Jing Yu's face turned black.

"Where did the rumor come from? It's definitely slander, and it's definitely fabricated from nothing." He poked his waist angrily.

"Aren't you afraid now?" Zhou Zhou was puzzled.

"Who said I was afraid?"

Um? ? ? ?

"I used to be... still young and hadn't seen the world, but now it's different. I'm fearless now. When I took pictures of the armed police, I was a tough guy. I didn't have any fear when I shot machine guns in my ears. Let me tell you, those are real guns!"

"So you're not afraid of bugs or explosions now, are you?" Zhou Zhou looked at him dubiously.

"Of course, if someone asks you about this in the future, you should tell them that Huang Jingyu is a strong man who is not afraid of the sky and the earth. There is nothing to think about, and it is worth wasting a day to think about it." Jingyu felt a little wronged , a little injured, Zhou Zhou actually doubted his ability.

"Oh, then you shouldn't be afraid like this!" Zhouzhou suddenly took out a small object from behind his back like magic.

ah……………………

Just now, he was still brazenly saying that he is a man who is not afraid of the sky and the earth.At this moment, he jumped three meters away, and flew to the gate with a whoosh, like a big golden retriever running around in place with nowhere to escape.

"You... what are you holding in your hand?" Even the voice became sharper.

Zhou Zhou looked at the insect model on his fingertips.

"Grasshopper! Didn't you play with it when you were young?" He explained solemnly.

"That thing...why is it here? Where did you get it from?"

"Why don't you come here first, come and see if it's okay." Zhouzhou was about to get up.

"Don't move, don't come, just stand there, I can see it." Jing Yu immediately reached out to stop it.

"Didn't you just say you're fearless!"

"Did I just say that? Where did I say that? You throw it away, quick."

"But this guy can fly, if you throw it away, what if it flies on you??" Zhouzhou said seriously.

"Zhouzhou, Zhouzhou, I suddenly remembered that there is still a show tomorrow morning! How about I go back to my home tonight, I... can I go first." Cowardly, hopeless.

"It's fake!" Zhou Zhou said angrily when he was really defeated by him.

"Fake????" Jing Yu couldn't believe it.

"Insect toy, imitation, very similar!" Zhouzhou waved his finger, and sure enough, the little thing didn't move.

"You... What are you doing buying this thing when you have nothing to do!" Jing Yu looked shocked, and slowly moved forward, moving in front of Zhou Zhou.After a closer look, it really is a plastic model.

"Didn't you say you're not afraid?" Zhou Zhou deliberately rubbed against his face, Jing Yu shrank his head suddenly.

"You also believe what I say." Jing Yu strangled his neck angrily, "How dare you join forces with outsiders to scare me, let's see how I deal with you."

"Aren't you practicing Jiu-Jitsu? People who practice martial arts are so timid, and they are not afraid of being laughed at if they say it!" Zhou Zhou was pushed down on the sofa by him, and Ke Keke laughed: "Now people inside and outside the circle say that you are Easily frightened physique, where do you want me to put my face?"

"It's all natural, can you blame me?" Jing Yu gave him a sideways look.

The two tangled on the sofa for a while, until Zhou Zhou begged for mercy, and Jing Yu let him go.

But... how could Xiao Zhouzhou let go of this good opportunity for revenge?

Today he really needs to treat people who are easily startled.

"Thump, thud, look!" He took out a small transparent box from under the sofa.

That is a real live grasshopper.

what! ! ! ! ! ! !

This time it was even more exaggerated, Jing Yu went straight to the room and closed the door and locked it.

"Come out for me, is it worthwhile?"

"Don't go out, you let it go, let it go."

The two shouted at each other through the door.

"Come out, come out, it's in a box!"

"You kid let me go quickly, where did you catch it, and where do you put it back."

"I bought this at the Flower, Bird, Fish and Insect Market, and the store said it was a rare species, costing tens of dollars! I plan to build a small house for it to raise it."

"What did you say?" came a growl from inside the room.

In the next second, the door opened.

"You want to raise it?????"

"Yeah!" He nodded seriously.

"No, I and it, you have to choose one, there is me without it, there is it without me."

Zhou Zhou looked at Jing Yu and then at the grasshopper, and really hesitated for a moment.

"It's dozens of dollars!" Nian Nian reluctantly, it is shameful to waste money.

"You old man is not worth dozens of dollars, is it?"

"Okay, okay, I'll choose you, that's fine." Zhou Zhou took it to the balcony and released him in front of Jing Yu.

"It won't fly back again, right?" Jing Yu looked worried from behind.

"Then maybe, after staying for most of the day, I think this place is my own home."

Bah! ! !

Jing Yu pulled Zhouzhou back into the house and closed the balcony door.

"What will you do with your frightened physique in the future!" Zhou Zhou stood behind him, expressing concern.

"You don't have to worry about that." Jing Yu carried him on his shoulders, "Brother will surprise you tonight."

You avenge yourself! ! ! ! ! !

Zhouzhou protested with a smile, punched and kicked, but it didn't work.

Well, things in the boudoir, don't read it.

How did Zhou Zhou answer the question raised by his friends?

Four or two pull a thousand catties!

But this jack is a bit heavy.

Why is Jing Yu so easily frightened?

Zhouzhou raised his eyebrows and thought about it for a while.

"He has a frightened physique to begin with!" The answer was very serious.

Frightened physique?Friends have black question marks all over their faces.

"It's easy to get a constitution! It's normal." Zhou Zhou added thoughtfully.

oh!Susceptible constitution, susceptible, susceptible? !

So this is ah!

I can't see it!

The friend has an instantly understandable expression.

I didn't expect Zhou Zhou to have an easy-to-attack physique.

Then suddenly one day this matter reached Jing Yu's ears.

That night... Zhouzhou... Mmm!no more.