Yuzhou colleagues: towards reality

What would you do if one day your best friend suddenly became your other half's crazy fan?

Zhouzhou is facing this big problem.

At the beginning of the year, Operation Red Sea became popular all over the country.The leading actors in the movie also gained a lot of fans, which naturally included his two buddies.

Xiao Zhu, Peng Peng.

Especially Peng Peng, who is simply the president of Huang Jingyu's fan club.

Wechat bombards him every day asking him about his idol's whereabouts.

Zhou Meow: Didn’t you say that I was your idol?

Peng Peng: Can't climb the wall!

If there is a moving picture of pork buns on WeChat, Zhou Zhou really wants to send one to express his anger.

Peng Peng: Brother Jingyu is back, remember to notify me!Zhouzhou, for the sake of our brothers, you must help me.

help you?Looking at this reply, Zhouzhou sneered three times.

He came back to accompany me, why let you see him?

Zhou Meow: Let’s talk.

Log off the assembly line, venting his frustration by playing the guitar.

When Huang Jingyu came back from practicing Jiu-Jitsu, he saw the little baby holding the guitar and playing it for ten years while sitting on the sofa with a sad face.

Every time I hear him play this song, I feel a little guilty, after all, the shadow is too powerful.

"What's the matter? Are you unhappy?" He lowered his eyebrows and rubbed his ears.

Zhouzhou raised his head and glanced at the perpetrator, but said nothing.

"Baby! Who messed with you again? Don't pout, tell brother."

"No one, I just feel that there are a lot of flies recently." Meaningfully.

fly?Huang Jingyu looked around: No! It's very hygienic!

snort!Zhou Zhou put down his guitar and was about to get up.

"Hey, you should at least tell me, who messed with you again? Do you want me to vent your anger for you?"

"Then write me a [-]-word self-criticism." Zhouzhou rolled his eyes and said mercilessly.

"Five hundred words!!!" Huang Jingyu was taken aback, and began to reflect on his various behaviors during these days. He didn't flirt with a girl or a man, go to work, get off work, go home, three points and one line.Well, definitely a good man at home! "I... have been very good lately! Look at Qixi Festival until now, I have been with you! I just went to the judo gym with itchy hands these two days, are you angry?"

"I'm not that stingy." Breaking away his claws that had penetrated into his body.

"Then why do you want me to write a [-]-word review???" I have explained everything that needs to be explained, and I don't think there is anything wrong with it!

"Forget it, I was joking with you." Realizing that he had gone too far, Zhou Zhou pushed him away and stood up: I'm going to take a shower.

Huang Jingyu thought for a long time, then suddenly rubbed his palms together, and tiptoed into the bathroom.

Fuck!Who let you in.

baby!Let's wash together, don't waste water, Africa is still short of water!

Together with your sister!Get out!

I took off all my clothes, you let me go out shirtless?

Fuck, don't come here, let me tell you, I have a schedule tomorrow and the day after tomorrow, so I need to save my energy, ah!Can you bite in another place?

change place?Then change here.

Huang Jingyu followed public opinion and changed places.

you you!You are a pervert...

baby!For the sake of flying to Xinjiang again, let me satisfy my hunger, please?Soon!I have to keep company with the wind and sand again.

This guy is pretending to be pitiful again! ! !Pianzhouzhou just softened his heart, and his heart softened for a moment, and the city fell instantly.

As a result...he flew to Xinjiang on time.

And myself... the plane flew away!

What a painful realization!

He must never be allowed to mess around in the future.

Huang Jingyu was overjoyed when he heard the news of Zhouzhou's flight rebooking.

Yu: I've heard it all, what a good fate!

Every word in WeChat is full of embarrassment.

Zhou: What fate?

Yu: So when I go back, you happen to be there!Isn't this wrong and wrong?

Zhouzhou really didn't expect this, and his depressed mood dissipated a little, but in order not to embarrass someone, he still didn't feel any pain.

Zhou: I don't know who made me miss the flight.

Yu: Let me bring you a few bunches of Xinjiang grapes back home as an apology, okay?

Zhou: Huang Jingyu! ! ! ! !Go get your movie.

From outsiders, Zhou Zhou was offended by what he said was quite serious.

Huang Jingyu sniggered cheerfully.

Hehehe, this is a secret that only they know! ! !

Zhouzhou threw away his phone angrily, and decided not to think about someone's face that deserved a beating.

A certain person was eager to return to his heart, and as soon as the filming of the scene was over, he immediately boarded a plane and returned to Shanghai.

As soon as I got home, I saw Zhou Zhou sorting out the luggage for departure tomorrow morning.

Seeing him coming back, Zhouzhou frowned first. It stands to reason that he should have arrived at 12:[-] midnight, so he had an early flight?

"Baby! See what I brought you?" He took out a box of things from behind his back like a treasure.

Fuck!It turned out to be grapes!

"You... you were not arrested by the security check!"

"Look at how nervous you are! These grapes are really sweet, I just want to taste them."

Your grapes taste so sweet! !A voice that is not suitable for children flashed subconsciously in Zhouzhou's mind, and his face turned red instantly.

"Zhouzhou!!" A voice slowly approached him.

Zhou Zhou was shocked.

"What are you thinking about? Your face is so red? Are you thinking about the scene of the Eighteenth Ban?"

"Miss your sister!" She grabbed the pillow and threw it on his face.

"Zhou Zhou, your shy expression is so cute!" After being addicted to teasing cats, Huang Jingyu continued to work hard.

Zhouzhou's reflexes were super fast, and he dodged all of a sudden.

At this time, the doorbell rang, and the two people who were making a fuss exchanged glances at each other. Who would be visiting at such a late hour?

Zhouzhou took the lead to walk over and stick it on the cat's eye, and opened the door angrily.

"You two have to watch the time when you go out the door?" It was Peng Peng and Xiao Zhu standing outside the door. By the way, shouldn't people at this time be running publicity?

"Who is it?" Huang Jingyu put away his luggage and asked curiously when he saw Zhouzhou blocking the door.

"Brother Jingyu, I'm Peng Peng, Peng Yuchang, and he's Xiao Zhu. We're classmates from Zhouzhou, and we're here to visit you." Peng Peng pushed Zhouzhou away and rushed in with a fruit basket in his arms.

Huang Jingyu froze for a moment, then came to understand.

"Visit me? How dare you?" He rarely saw these two people, and only heard Zhou Zhou mentioned that they were his good buddies.

"Don't be embarrassed, both of them are your Red Sea fans now." Zhouzhou stepped forward angrily and replied.

"That's right, I have a lot of things to ask my brother about movies!" Peng Peng hit the snake with a stick.

"I don't dare to ask for advice, it's okay to chat casually." Huang Jingyu was modest, and the three of them sat in the living room and chatted.Zhouzhou walked silently to the kitchen with the fruit basket in his arms, and felt a wave of resentment welling up while washing.

What are these brothers?So blind?

I thought Huang Jingyu would be perfunctory, but I didn't expect that guy to talk more and more vigorously?

Zhouzhou couldn't help being curious and approached the door to eavesdrop.

I thought it was really serious about talking about movies! !

See what he heard?

Brother, what's the trick to chasing girls?

This guy Peng Peng wants to fall in love recently, is he crazy?

"There must be a way to chase girls, and you must learn how to play hard to get." After analyzing this, Huang Jingyu said clearly and logically, and the two boys were stunned and nodded sharply.

"You should always appear by her side, especially when her friends need help, don't rush forward and look for cover, but one thing you must remember is that you have to let her know that you are here because of her. If you help me, don't make it a long time in the end, and the girls will get the wrong idea, so it's all in vain."

Hurry up, jot down, jot down.

Peng Peng hurriedly urged Xiao Zhu to take notes, and couldn't help asking: Brother, how did you manage Zhouzhou?That kid is usually crazy in front of us buddies.

"It's time to eat fruit!" Zhouzhou pinpointed the timing and put down a fruit plate heavily on the coffee table, staring at Peng Peng.

The latter shut up wisely.

"Then how do we do it?" Xiao Zhu asked politely.

Huang Jingyu watched Zhouzhou puff up his cheeks in amused manner, picked up an apple and began to peel it.

Zhou Zhou sat down next to someone.

"Aren't you talking about movies? What gossip are you talking about?"

"No...it's nothing, just chatting casually." Peng Pente coaxed, Xiao Zhu closed the notebook, and began to peel apples like Huang Jingyu.

Xiao Zhu found out that someone could peel an apple without breaking it, and couldn't help admiring him.

"Brother, isn't this skill too powerful?"

Zhou Zhou looked at Xiao Zhu with contempt, and took the apple that someone had peeled.

"Whenever you practice this skill, your single life will be over."

Huang Jingyu just smiled and didn't speak, his eyes fell on Xiao Zhu's apple.

"Let me tell you a story about apples. There was a beautiful school girl, and two boys pursued her at the same time. These two people have similar family backgrounds and are both excellent. How should I choose? One day the school girl took two apples and said yes. Whoever cuts it well will choose. Mrs. A and Mrs. B were cut at the same time, Mr. B also cut fancy, Mr. A is very ordinary, similar to mine, and in the end, which one do you think the school belle chose?"

Peng Peng, Xiao Zhu, and Zhou Zhou looked at each other, a little confused.

"Should I choose a fancy one?" Xiao Zhu whispered.

"I think so too." Peng Peng also responded accordingly.

"What about you?" Huang Jingyu looked at Zhou Zhou who was eating an apple next to him.

"I'll choose an apple." Zhou Zhou wittily shook the half-eaten apple in his hand.

Huang Jingyu nodded in satisfaction. He grabbed Zhou Zhou's hand and put the apple in front of the two of them.

"Did you see this? Mr. A won in the end. It's useless if you know how to play tricks. Only those who know how to leave room here can win the final victory." feel dirty.

Xiao Zhu looked at the apples he had peeled all the way. Sure enough, chasing girls is an art!

Zhouzhou was also taken aback for a moment. He didn't expect this answer. Looking at the apple in his hand, why didn't he notice these details before?

Finally, the two guys were about to leave, Zhou Zhou was eager to open the door to see off the guests, but who knew that Huang Jingyu called Peng Peng to the balcony to talk.

How is this going?

Zhou Zhou looked at Xiao Zhu, who shrugged with an innocent look on his face.

After finally seeing off the guests, Zhou Zhou looked at Mr. Huang meaningfully.

Jing Yu let out a long breath of relief, a feeling of relief.

"Finally gone." Someone who was hospitable just a second ago collapsed on the sofa.

"Just pretending to be so enthusiastic?" Zhou Zhou asked suspiciously.

"They're all your buddies, how can I put on a straight face and drive them out!" Jing Yu said with a look of injustice.

"Hmph! Why didn't I know you knew so many flirting skills before?" Zhouzhou snorted.

"Brother is a few years older than you anyway, so I still have some life experience." Jing Yu said with a naughty smile.

"Then why don't you teach me some too? Mr. Huang." Zhou Zhou said with a smile on his face.

"You already have me, and it's useless to learn this. Besides, you have been in love before! What? Could it be that someone chased you?" Huang Jingyu saw the trick.

"Let me ask you, what did you say to Peng Peng on the balcony just now?" The guy smiled at him strangely before leaving, and the hairs on his spine stood on end.

"It's nothing, I just thank him." Huang Jingyu smiled wickedly.

"Thank him for what?" Zhou Zhou was confused.When did Peng Peng become so capable?Actually helped him?

"I just think the gift he gave is quite useful. It has no other meaning, so don't think too much about it."

A gift from him?Did Peng Peng give Jing Yu any presents?

Zhouzhou thought about it for a while, shit! ! ! ! !Where was it given to him!

Thinking of the broken handcuffs, Zhou Zhou Mao exploded.

No wonder Peng Peng had a strange smile just now, this...is this somehow telling others what they did?After this, how can he be fooled around in front of his brothers?

Your uncle!Anger came from it, and I was furious!

"Ah!!!!" I saw Zhouzhou grabbing the little whale unexpectedly, causing someone to scream.

"If my previous relationship was a youth idol film, your teacher Huang's relationship is probably a pornographic film."

"I was wrong, baby, take it easy, take it easy, don't ruin the happiness of your lower body!"

Zhouzhou gritted his teeth, and refused to admit defeat: Don't worry, at worst, I will be responsible for the rest of your life.Follow me back to my room!

Recently, I have indulged this big whale too much, and it is necessary to carry out a series of tutoring.

Zhouzhou grabbed his collar and went back to his room.

The latter clutched his crotch and limped behind.

"Zhouzhou, it hurts, it hurts, walk slowly."

Zhou Zhou didn't listen at all, and pushed him onto the bed.

"You...don't you have to catch a plane tomorrow!" Jing Yu was still struggling before dying, he tried it, it's over, it's over, it's really soft.

"Don't worry, I can get up." Zhou Zhou took off his clothes.

"Oh, little ancestor, take it easy, brother will have an event tomorrow, can you..."

"Shut up, there's nothing the Emperor Zhou can't do."

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The next day, Emperor Zhou, who worked hard all night, managed to sleep until the afternoon and woke up. The three alarm clocks he had set in advance were all turned off by someone in retaliation.

Huang Jingyu! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Your uncle's!

amount……

result……

The counterattack was successful...

Just dragging a half-disabled body to work;

Another successful missed flight...

This……

It seems that no one is better than the other, so some things have to go with the flow.