unbearable rainy night

Shen Chong didn't know Bai Chen, but when he saw such a sunny young man in such a gloomy place, he couldn't help but feel agitated, but then he thought about how righteous this guy was, even though there was a trace of twitch between his brows. The beauty is a disaster, but it shouldn't be a ghost.

When Bai Chen saw Shen Chong, he slightly raised his eyebrows, and said with a smile, "I just saw your side face and thought it was you, but I didn't expect it to be. It's been a long time."

Shen Chong frowned slightly, "We know each other?"

Bai Chen smiled faintly, "That's pretty much it, let's get to know each other."

"It can be regarded as?" Shen Chong played with these three words, but soon realized, "Oh, you kid, do you think I am handsome and suave, so you come here on purpose to make friends?" He arched the other party with his shoulders, "It's been 5102 years, and you still use such an old-fashioned way of greeting. Young man, you really can't keep up with the trend!"

Bai Chen's arched shoulder hurt, but he still smiled lightly, without saying a word.

Shen Chong's eyeballs kept rolling on Bai Chen's body. First, he wanted to make sure if he had seen this person before?And secondly, this Bai Chen is indeed too good-looking, he seems to have a faint smell of sunshine on his body, and it can actually bring him a very warm feeling in this ghost world.

For a moment, Shen Chong felt as if he was on the beach in Hawaii, enjoying the warm sunshine.

Bai Chen just stood there without moving, not even the slightest change in the smile on his face, he was like an exquisite sculpture, let the spectators praise him, although Shen Chong's praise The words were not spoken, but Bai Chen saw it in his eyes.

Shen Chong looked at it, but he felt a little embarrassed. Although he was a bad young man, his eyes often stayed on all kinds of handsome men and beautiful women, but this time, for the first time in his life, he felt that he was a bit too rascal.This feeling is like the other party is a beautiful statue of Venus, but my heart is full of obscene thoughts, which is simply detrimental to the fetish.

And when he thought of the fetish, Shen Chong's eyes suddenly lit up. He thought of where he had seen this person before. When he rented a house, there was an almanac on the wall, and that almanac was full of Male models and female models, even though from the current point of view, the clothes of the above male and female models are really eye-catching, but more than ten years ago, it was fashion ahead of the trend.

And the person in front of him was wearing a cassock on the calendar at that time, with half of his body exposed, a long dark red scarf hanging down, matching with sunglasses and blinding red lips, eating a vegetarian meal like a living, but A rebellious teenager who wants to break through the shackles of religion.

Thinking of this, Shen Chong couldn't help grinning, "So, I seem to have seen you, were you a model before?"

Bai Chen still smiled without saying a word.

Shen Chong tilted his head and looked at this guy. He saw something hidden in this guy's mysterious smile. If the other party didn't want to say it, he naturally wouldn't go into it.What's more, being such a hot-eyed model is hard to hide, and it's even more embarrassing to say it.

Bai Chen put away his smile and asked, "I didn't expect that you also escaped the pursuit of ghosts and hid here."

Shen Chong looked at his Kazilan's big eyes and asked him, "You use the word also, do you also escape the ghost?" He looked at Bai Chen suspiciously, and said: "But there is no ghost on you. Qi, and the temperament is obviously not like, but like a fairy, so you should not be a ghost."

Having said that, he paused again, and said, "But it's also possible that you ate some kind of divine meat to hide your aura, right?"

Bai Chen frowned slightly, "God meat?"

Shen Chong looked at Bai Chen's expression and nodded slowly, "Oh, you are indeed a fairy, so you came here to eliminate demons and catch ghosts?"

Bai Chen took out an invitation card from his pocket, and he shook his head, "No, I have received an invitation from the ghost king, and came here to sit for a while."

Shen Chong took the invitation and opened the title page without any taboos. He carefully read the content on it, and soon the honorific words immediately made him tremble.

"Shangxian Baichen..." Shen Chong felt dizzy, although he felt that the other party should be a fairy, but he didn't expect it to be Shangxian Baichen, the legendary Dujie Sansheng III, who even treated Dujie as a joke God?

Damn, he still joked with others, and said that they hooked up with him.I bought a hen, he is such an awesome god, a bunch of people say it is a rainbow fart when he farts, and he is not worthy of carrying his shoes and pouring the chamber pot, unexpectedly...

Shen Chong thought for a while without any dignity, and suddenly felt that he was ashamed, but fortunately, the god was not angry, so he quickly forgave himself.

However, he still bowed deeply, and his tone became respectful, "It turns out that I am an immortal, but I just have eyes that are not Taishan, and my words are open, please forgive me."

But Bai Chen gently helped her up, and said: "You don't have to be so polite, I'm just lucky enough to be a Shangxian, and my status is nothing special."

Shen Chong was secretly surprised that such an awesome character like Baichen was so approachable, which made him feel even more fond of him. He even had a feeling that as long as his relationship was cultivated a little, he would be able to make friends with this great god and become a brother. Misunderstanding.

As long as they become brothers, Shen Chong will really walk sideways when he walks in the rivers and lakes in the future. He will not be afraid of the sky and the earth, and he can even ignore the ghost king and queen of heaven.

He thought he felt good about masturbating, when he heard the sound of a gong inside the palace, and soon, several black crows flew out of the palace, and after circling these dark ghosts for a while, they finally found After reaching the Baichen Shangxian, they quickly descended one after another, and when they almost reached the ground, they turned into ghost shapes. Almost all of them knelt down and bowed, and the leader said respectfully: "Master Shangxian, the banquet is about to begin, my master invites you. "

And those ghosts who were going to rush into the palace actually bowed down to a handsome man when they saw these crow people—after all, these crow people are the personal messengers and guards of the ghost king, and they are usually above ten thousand people and under one person. .The ghosts thought that Baichen was the legendary god who gave them the god's meat to eat, and they all rushed over, many of them swarmed and hissed: "I beg the god to give you another piece of god's meat. "

Another group of ghosts also shouted: "After eating the god's meat, the waist is no longer sore and the legs are no longer painful, and even the old cold legs are healed."

"God-man, God-man, you escaped catastrophe back then by relying on your godly flesh, please accept our worship."

A ghost yelled in a particularly sharp voice: God, recently I have suffered from insomnia, dreams, and night sweats. When I wake up, my hands are weak and I can’t even swing a mace. I beg God, I beg God to give me something to eat. , even just one bite. "

There are more and more of these ghosts and monsters, and the voices are also coming and going. Those who don't know it think that some big fool here is selling fake medicines and health care products!

Those crow people directly formed a circle, surrounded Bai Chen and Shen Chong in the center, they screamed, trying to scare away these ghosts who dared to offend the gods with their voices, but they really underestimated The enthusiasm of these ghosts is still pushing forward desperately.The one in the lead wanted to start a killing spree, but he thought that Shangxian is generally compassionate, and if he killed wantonly, he would probably be dissatisfied with Shangxian, so he swallowed his anger for a while, then turned his head and said to Bai Chen: "Shangxian , it is not suitable to stay here for a long time, please ride on the villain's body, and the villain will take you directly back to the palace."

Before Bai Chen could speak, Shen Chong, who was standing next to him, chuckled, "Oh, are you looking down on Shangxian? Riding on your backs, aren't you afraid of getting Shangxian's crotch dirty?"

Bai Chen was amused by this sentence and smiled faintly, crotch?He thought in his heart: This idiot has hardly changed!

The crow man in the head didn't like Shen Chong at first. Not only did this guy have a strange face, but he also had a strong ghostly aura around him. It seemed that he had never eaten god meat, and he was probably a newcomer. .I didn't expect Shangxian Baichen to have a very happy conversation with him, thinking that this guy should have a good skin, won the favor of Shangxian, and wanted to take it back to be an alchemy boy or something, so I didn't talk to this guy just now. drive away.Unexpectedly, he had to make an inch of it.

The crow was so angry that they were so domineering, how could they ever have such humiliation, and they immediately exploded, and the leader shouted, "What kind of dog are you? How dare you speak so disrespectfully in front of Shangxian and his master's guards, I see you want to..."

Bai Chen frowned slightly, and pointed at the crow man. The crow man's mouth was scorching hot immediately, and green smoke came out.

The leader of the crow man yelled, and quickly covered his mouth with his hands, but his hands were also very hot. He simply turned into a crow and flew up, falling into the undead spring on the other side of the square, accompanied by a burst of fire. The sound of barking, the burning sensation was quickly relieved.

Bai Chen didn't get angry, he looked at the remaining crow people expressionlessly, and said: "He is my best friend, if you dare to speak rudely again, I will clean up this place."

The crow people immediately knelt down with their necks shrunk, while Bai Chen held Shen Chong's arm with one hand, and with the wind blowing from the soles of his feet, he flew up with Shen Chong. Shen Chong said: "I was so busy taking you up that I forgot to ask you, do you want to go?"

Shen Chong looked at the vastness of the palace and the feasting and feasting in the palace, and nodded impatiently, "I want to go, of course I want to go. I was poor before my death, and I never went anywhere. Passing by ***, I just glanced at it from a distance, and didn’t dare to approach it. This place is probably not worse than the Forbidden City, so I will let Grandma Liu enter the Grand View Garden to have a look.”

There was a trace of distress in the corner of Bai Chen's eyes, "Were you so miserable before?"

Shen Chong chuckled, "It's bitter, but it's hard to have fun. But fortunately, after learning some crooked ways, he confuses a rich second generation to adopt me, and later successfully abducted me. Those days before, think about it. It’s interesting. Hey, Shangxian, how about I introduce you to you after you go out. I think you have a good personality and a good temper. You must be in love with my family. At that time, we might as well be sworn brothers, and our love is worse than Jin Jian’s , what do you think?"

"Your family, that one?" Bai Chen laughed at himself.