unbearable rainy night

Yun Shang was naturally very sad after meeting his master for only a few minutes, but he couldn't help but feel a little happier when he thought that he would still have a chance to meet Shen Chong, and at this moment, Zhao Longteng who was outside pushed the door open a crack, first poked his head in, looked left and right like a thief, and then asked softly, "Master, did the old man leave?"

Yun Shang quickly wiped away his tears, stood up with his back to Zhao Longteng, and said, "Well, let's go."

Zhao Longteng cheered like a child, he jumped in, and closed the door firmly, he said with a smile: "Huazi, I'm scared to death, I'm blowing the waves in the wind and waves like this dick , I suddenly received a message from Master, and I was so scared that I ran back quickly without even changing my clothes. Look at me now, I look like an idiot in front of Master, Master looked down at me several times In a blink of an eye, I feel that her old man's disappointed heart is broken into pieces."

Yun Shang looked at this tease with a look of surprise, well, this guy's seriousness and respect at the beginning were actually pretended, no wonder the floral shirt he was wearing at that time looked so out of place.

Zhao Longteng turned over the table, took out two bottles of beer from the refrigerator on one side, threw a bottle at Yunshang, and then said: "Come on, according to seniority, you are my senior brother, and you will be my family from now on. People are here, so if you have anything to say, you are welcome, you are welcome! Come on, let's go?"

Holding the beer, Yunshang was in a daze, "Family?" He was chewing these three words carefully.

Zhao Longteng didn't understand why Yunshang said these three words repeatedly, and his expression was a little tangled, his heart sank, but he still said: "Ah, a family! Brother, you don't want to be a family with me? Is it because I think I’m a jerk? Don’t worry, I also pretend to be a serious person, just like I did just now, and you didn’t even see it, right? So I will go out with you in the future, and I promise to be serious and decent Like tmd business people, they will never embarrass the brothers."

Yunshang was stunned for a moment, and this guy said so much, he had a headache after hearing this, this guy's speech speed was obviously much faster than his, his speech speed was at best an ordinary submachine gun, this guy Straight to Gatling.

He finally waited for this guy to finish talking, and asked him directly: "Hey, do you like men or women?"

Zhao Longteng was stunned for a moment, and his face instantly became embarrassed, but soon he blocked it with a beer bottle, and the speed of his speech slowed down suddenly, "Well, senior brother, asking such a direct question at the beginning was a bit awkward. Well, this, my condition..."

Yun Shang was upset, "You can just answer my question directly, what's the point of embarrassment?"

Only then did Zhao Longteng falter and say: "Senior brother, I know you like men, you have a broken back and are curvy. Although I like women, I know that in our era, that is, in ancient times, many schoolboys not only wanted Accompanying my young master to study, and sometimes I will help the young master to vent. And my task now is to protect your safety, so I am similar in nature to a book boy, so if you are lonely because of that kind of thing , I can, I, I can really satisfy you with a little bit."

Yunshang was so angry that he cried and laughed at this guy's words, this guy is really a fucking idiot to open the door for a idiot - the idiot is at home!

How did this guy understand this sentence to the book boy?He came to protect himself, so why can't tmd be a bodyguard?

Yun Shang quickly stopped this guy's chatter, and he said: "No, you misunderstood me, I and I just want to make sure whether you like men or women, that's all."

Only then did Zhao Longteng reply: "Well, I like women, I'm the kind of straight steel man."

Yun Shang said: "Then do you have a girlfriend?"

Zhao Longteng thought for a while, then shook his head, "No."

"Are you sure not?"

Zhao Longteng hesitated again, and said, "Net friends don't count, do they? I haven't met each other before, it's just that Yun made an appointment and fell in love with words."

Yunshang felt that he had met a weirdo, he was still dating, and still dating, how could he, an ancient man, be so awesome?Walking at the forefront of the times, why doesn't he embrace a bunch of monkeys and step into the future?

Yun Shang waved his hands impatiently, "Not too bad."

"Oh, that's not true."

Yun Shang looked at the bottle of beer in his hand and said, "You like to drink, right?"

"That's right, which guy who goes out to flirt with girls doesn't like to drink, I really like it."

Yun Shang smiled faintly, "Okay then, let me introduce you to a girl, a super beautiful girl from the Neon Kingdom, who has no weaknesses except for her thick legs, and most importantly, her father is Taro Kimura."

"Damn it." Zhao Longteng's eyes lit up all of a sudden, because anyone who knows a little about wine will know the name Kimura Taro.

The most famous brewer in Japan's modern industry, many sakes in Japan are made by him, and the hand-brewed sake is even more outstanding. It is said that the price of a bottle brewed by him can be sold for 300 million yen.

And the bottle that Shaxi brought to Yunshang was not brewed by his father himself, but because it came from the family's wine storehouse, it was worth a lot of money, and more importantly, it tasted so good.

Zhao Longteng was suddenly stunned, he suddenly thought that when he knocked on the door of Yunshang guest room, he saw that youthful, invincible and shining beautiful girl who was playing with a child.

His saliva flowed out.

Yun Shang slapped Zhao Longteng's forehead with a slap, and said in a stern voice: "Looking at your looks, I know you are not worthy of her at all, let's forget it, I'll figure out a way!"

Zhao Longteng knelt down directly, desperately hugging Yun Shan's thigh, "Senior brother, senior brother, brother, dad, dear dad!"

With a kick on the cloud, the guy who was so stupid was kicked far away.

Zhao Longteng turned into a piece of dog skin plaster, and stuck it firmly on Yunshang's body, only two of them had to take a bath together.

He said one sentence after another, his mouth was filled with honey, from his guest room to Yunshang, he kept talking non-stop, and even praised Yunshang in various ways. Handsome with good skin, what a romantic and suave jade tree facing the wind, these are all exaggerations.

The exaggeration went to the end, so much so that Yun Shang doubted the gender of this guy.

Yunshang opened his guest room, and saw Tabby sleeping there again, while Shaxi and Xiao Yunduo were playing checkers there.Xiao Yunduo had a serious look on his face, and he was so engrossed in playing.

Yunshang was stunned for a moment, as if he didn't know how to play checkers and backgammon, this little Yunduo actually knew it at the age of five, maybe he wasn't a genius.

When he was in a daze, Zhao Longteng who was behind him suddenly pushed him away, and then took a few steps forward, and arrived at Shaxi's side. He first secretly looked at the little beauty with his own eyes. , and then nodded frequently to express how nice and beautiful it was, and the guy standing at the door shook his head repeatedly when he saw this product like this.He made a bet with himself in his heart, betting that this guy would definitely be rejected by Shaxi within two days, even his own mother would not know him anymore.

Sha Xi looked up at Zhao Longteng, and Zhao Longteng immediately pretended to be serious, and said in a very serious tone: "Checkers."

Shaxi couldn't keep up with this guy's speaking speed, "Huh? What are you talking about, my Chinese is not very good."

Zhao Longteng immediately slowed down his speech, "You, jump, chess, play, yes, really, good, ah!"

Shaxi shook his head quickly, "No, it was the first time I played, and it was Xiao Yunduo who taught me. I often go wrong."

When Yunshang heard this, he couldn't help but sneer, this guy, he flattered the horse's hoof in class, right?It really deserves it.Then I thought again: Well, Xiao Yunduo is indeed a genius. With a little education in the future, it will definitely not be a problem to go to Peking University and Tsinghua University.

Zhao Longteng over there said slowly and sweetly: "Really? Then you are really good. You can play so well for the first time. You are a genius!"

Yun Shang simply despised this guy from the bottom of his heart, his boasting was too superficial, and only one person could expose his hypocrisy and ugliness.

But I didn't expect that Shaxi would like this trick very much. She smiled sweetly, "Thank you for praising me."

Zhao Longteng took the opportunity to say: "Praise is not used here, but you, a beginner in Chinese, would know the meaning of praise. It's really not easy."

"No la!"

"It's really good, but you still need to practice more. As long as you practice more grammar and context, you will be able to speak Chinese fluently." Zhao Longteng naturally climbed up the pole after speaking up to this point, and recommended himself "My Chinese is very good. If you have time, I can teach you."

Shaxi looked at Yunshang with a black face over there, although she felt a little uncomfortable, but she, who had repeatedly expressed and hinted but was rejected, actually wanted to take revenge a little bit.

Although this kind of revenge will not have much impact on the retaliated person in most cases, the retaliator feels happy in his heart!

And although the Zhao Longteng in front of him was not particularly handsome, but with thick eyebrows and big eyes, he still had a Chinese face, plus he had a righteous and awe-inspiring look, which made Shaxi feel that this person was still very good.

So she smiled her eyes into crescent moons, with a happy look on her face, "Really? Can you really teach me Chinese?"

Zhao Longteng nodded heavily, "Of course it's true."

Shahi jumped up and clapped his hands happily, "Great, great, finally an orthodox Chinese taught me to speak Chinese, oh, I'm so happy today, it's like a dream!"

Yun Shang was so shocked that his jaw was about to drop, Nima could do it, and said that it was like a dream, you are not afraid to see Zhao Longteng's face and have a nightmare.

Looking at Zhao Longteng's back, Yunshang's eyes almost sparkled.