unbearable rainy night

Pets are not allowed in any higher-end restaurants. Some restaurants may set up pet rooms, and pets are temporarily locked in and taken away after the meal is finished.

Especially for this kind of particularly well-known seafood restaurant, pets such as cats and dogs are strictly prohibited. Yunshang walked into such a restaurant with Xiao Yunduo.

Yunshang looked at the two receptionists who were warmly welcoming at the door, put his left and right hands on the shoulders of the two receptionists at the same time, and smiled at them: "Well, I want to bring my cat in."

The two waiters still had smiles on their faces, but their tone had already directly refused, "I'm sorry," one of the waiters said, "We can't bring any pets in here."

Yun Shang used some tricks, and said: "My cat is very obedient, it will never run around."

The two waiters immediately changed their rhetoric, "Oh, if that's the case, please come in."

Just like that, Yunshang walked into the restaurant openly and aboveboard with his cat. In order to avoid being too ostentatious, he chose a private room.

The private room has a beautiful environment and elegant tunes. It doesn’t look like a place to eat seafood at all. Instead, it looks like a place where petty bourgeois drink coffee and flirt. How can such a place eat seafood curry?That doesn't taste right.

Huban suspected that this guy came to the wrong place, until a waiter brought in the menu. Although he looked at Huban in surprise, under Yunshang's "comfort", his face changed into a smile in an instant.

"Hi three, what would you like to order?" the waiter asked with a smile.

Yunshang was out of ideas, he felt that this stinky tabby could swallow the sky inside, so he tried to ask the tabby: "They have meals for three, five, and ten, how about two of us for ten?" Meals? If it’s not enough, add more?”

Huban's face immediately turned black, and he said directly: "I've already eaten ten fish, and you still want to order a meal for ten to kill me, just order a meal for three."

There is no speech on the cloud, this stinky cat is playing with me!He wanted to get angry, but when he thought of his idiot-like oath, he quickly calmed down. If these cats were angry and forced him to fulfill the oath, it would be miserable.

After all, even if he sells his house, car, or body, he can't buy all the fish in the seafood market!

So Yunshang ordered a three-person meal, but the waiter said that a certain amount of money must be spent in the private room at least. Yunshang originally wanted to use magic to deal with it, but he thought that it would not be easy for the waiter, and it would be very troublesome if he was held accountable.So he wanted a few bottles of good wine to make up the number, but he just opened his mouth, and he didn't expect to be scolded by the tiger again.

Tiger Ban jumped onto the table, pointed at Yunshang with his paw, and cursed: "Why do you drink so expensive wine? Don't you just drink beer? You don't need cooking wine. How much money is it?"

Yun Shang's complexion was a little ugly.

The tabby didn't care about him, and said to the waiter on his own initiative: "Then let's have a meal for ten."

The waiter was bewildered by the spell on the cloud, and didn't think the cat's words were weird. She nodded with a smile: "Okay sir."

She backed off.

Yun Shang was very upset, and said coldly: "You are really going too far!"

The tabby sat on the chair like a cat, and it grew more than ten centimeters out of thin air. When it put its two meaty paws on the table, it could still hold the knife and fork tightly. Next, he also said in a cold voice: "What? You don't accept it? You don't accept it and bite me!"

Adhering to the principle that good men don't fight cats, Yunshang decisively pulled Xiao Yunduo to sit far away. After playing with Xiao Yunduo for a while, he opened the book and read it again.

The contents of this book are obscure and difficult to understand. Except for a few simple pen markings, the rest of the book is like a heavenly book. Although Yunshang understands every word on it, but when connected together, he doesn't know what it means.

So I watched it for another 5 minutes. Except for the place name of Xuling Mountain, I understood the other content.

At some point, the tabby was lying on the turntable on the table. As soon as the little cloud over there turned, it turned to the cloud here, condescending from the top, moved its beard first, and pointed to a line of words, Asked: "You suddenly went home and picked up this book, and when you opened it, you said Xuling Mountain, why did you suddenly think of this?"

Although Yun Shang could not understand the tabby, he still said: "The hanged ghost screamed a word when he was about to be sealed at the end, did you hear that?"

The tabby seemed to be thinking seriously, and after a while it said, "Benson Mutu?"

Yun Shang nodded, and said: "He spoke Thai, but it was not standard, and the translation was Xuling Mountain."

The tabby is thoughtful, and the eyelashes on its big eyes are brushed back and forth like a pair of brushes, so that the clouds are tired.

Fortunately, when the food arrived, there were some cold appetizers at the beginning. Yunshang thoughtfully asked the waiter to heat up a small part of it, and gave it to Xiao Yunduo, who opened his eyes wider than a tabby cat's. Big, she sounded like a baby, but she pretended to be mature and said: "Leave me alone, I'm not a newborn baby. And you adults are talking about you adults, just treat me as air."

Yun Shang said softly: "You have just been discharged from the hospital, you can't eat too cold food, come here, drink some hot water first."

Seeing these cold dishes, Tiger Ban has no appetite at all. It is waiting for its hard dishes, and when the several plates and a large pot of hard dishes are served, its eyeballs are about to pop out.

In the end, the guy who claimed to be a big cat who would eat ten big fish and then eat it to death wiped out more than 95% of the food on the table with one cat, and after adding two platters, he reluctantly shut up. The cartilage left over from eating on the cloud was not spared.

Yunshang's surprised mouth was about to swallow the whole cat, and he suddenly realized why Baichen drove the cat out. With this stinky cat's appetite, there is no gold mine or silver in the house. The mines really can't afford it.

Yun Shang sneered, and deliberately asked: "Is it not full yet, do you want some more?"

Tiger Banner burped beautifully, picked up a toothpick with his paws, picked his teeth happily, and said: "It's not good to spend so much money to invite you to eat for the first time, let's talk about it next time."

Yun Shang roared in his heart: Fuck your sister, you still want to have a next time?After a while, I will throw you away.

But Xiao Yunduo likes this cat very much. While hiccupping, she hugged this soft and cute big cat, and said, "Oh, touch it well, can you sleep with me tonight? I want to hear you sing."

Tabby bared his fangs on purpose, and said fiercely, "Are you afraid of telling you ghost stories?"

Xiao Yunduo actually clapped her hands, "Okay, okay, I like listening to ghost stories the most."

Tabby: "..."

After drinking and eating, the two of them and the cat walked out of the restaurant. Little Yunduo was a little tired, and was limply hugged by Yunshang. She lay on his shoulders and closed her eyes happily.

The tabby looked really envious, suddenly jumped up from the ground, and landed on Yunshang's shoulder, but its current weight almost cut Yunshang in half.

"I said," Yunshang spat out a mouthful of old blood, "Can you talk to me before you jump up?"

Tabby looked indifferent, "Okay." It meowed as it said, and then jumped on Yunshang's shoulder again, almost causing Yunshang's waist to be cut in half for the second time.

Little Yunduo giggled.

At any rate, Yunshang could rely on mana, so he finally managed to get back downstairs. He turned his head and said to Tiger Ban, "Thank you for sending us home. There is no banquet in the world that lasts forever. Sending you off for a thousand days will eventually be farewell, and we all went downstairs." , you don’t have to send us off anymore.”

Tabby glared at him, "Are you driving me away?"

Yun Shang said: "I just want you to go home as soon as possible. After all, you have been out for a day, and your wife Bai Chen may have missed you to death."

Bai Chen, who was thousands of miles away, suddenly sneezed, almost shaking him off the bed. He sniffled, "Have a cold?"

Tabby turned his head, "Don't keep mentioning him in front of me!"

Yun Shang jokingly said, "What? Are you two angry? Arguing? Are you preparing for a cold war?"

Tiger Ban meowed and jumped off Yun Shang's shoulders.

Yunshang smiled again and said: "As the saying goes, a couple who love each other for a day, if they quarrel at the head of the bed and make peace at the end of the bed, why should they cut the candles in the west window together? An inch of lovesickness and an inch of ashes. The relationship between you two is so sweet, as for the quarrel Come out and make trouble and not go home?"

Tiger Ban meowed and jumped up, slapping Yun Shang's face twice, but Yun Shang easily dodged it.

Tiger Ban couldn't hit anyone, and his mood suddenly became worse. He didn't know what was going on, but he cried sadly, "Meow meow...he, he really likes humans, I'm so angry, just Dump him, meow meow..."

The black line on the face of the cloud, I thought how fresh this is!Bai Chen is a human being first and foremost, if he doesn't like humans, why does he like your cat?Can he let go of his mouth?

And this is a fat and fat dead fat cat that can eat people to the point of bankruptcy!

So Yunshang didn't even have a word of comfort, and the poor tabby cat howled even more miserably.

At the crucial moment, Little Yunduo played the role. She got down from Yunshang, and then gently hugged the big cat in her arms. She shook it slowly, and whispered something in its ear. After a while, the big cat stopped howling, and instead rubbed against Xiao Yunduo's body, making Xiao Yunduo giggle.

Yun Shang couldn't help sighing, "Oh, after seeing this cat, it will live in our house!"

Little Yunduo nodded again and again, "Yes, yes, it is my pet cat, and it is also my story cat, oh, cat, come back quickly, I am still waiting for you to tell stories, ghost stories! If you can't tell It sounds good but not scary, I will throw you out first."

Tabby: "???"

It looked down at its paws and wondered if it was too hard on Xiao Yunduo's forehead. How could a child cry and want to hear a ghost story?