unbearable rainy night

Yunshang and Shen Chong got up early in the morning, arrived at the only bus station in this small town before five o'clock, took the earliest bus, and rushed to Bangkok.

That dilapidated minibus is like a pile of running logs that are about to fall apart. Even if it is walking on a flat asphalt road, it is twisted like a square dancing aunt who is about to be paralyzed, let alone walking on that kind of road. The mountain road is gone.

Yunshang didn't have much appetite in the morning, barely ate a few mouthfuls of food, and was so knocked that he almost vomited it out.Shen Chong empathized with him in his body, and expressed his cordial greetings in whispers to his tragic experience.

However, according to Yunshang, this kind of greeting was similar to scolding his eighth-generation ancestors. He wanted to fight back a few words, but now his uncomfortable brain froze, and he couldn't even utter a word.

So he simply closed his eyes, regarded this place as a rocking crib, drowsy, even if Shen Chong took the opportunity to use a small electric current and put it on his most sensitive place, he didn't have any reaction.

For a moment, he felt that he had nothing to love in life, and he could go to become a monk and chant Buddha.

The car didn't arrive in Bangkok until after eight o'clock in the evening. Yunshang, who hadn't eaten all day, was as weak as an old man, slumped on a bench by the side of the road, and continued to have nothing to love.

Taking advantage of no one around, Shen Chong floated beside him and asked him why he hurried back without taking a taxi.When Yunshang heard the car, he wanted to throw up, so he just spread his clothes on a chair and fell asleep.

Shen Chong could only float around helplessly, and finally landed next to Yunshang, telling him jokes.

After telling two bottom-of-the-box jokes, Yun Shang was as indifferent as a fool, Shen Chong's eyes lit up suddenly, and he said with a smile, "Do you remember that we used to talk about poetry when we were together?"

Yun Shang said feebly: "With your pen and ink, you insist on making your face swollen and fat, hehe..."

Shen Chong chuckled, "What does it mean to slap a swollen face to pretend to be fat? I'm serious, okay. In order to defeat you, I recited poems every day during that time, understand?"

Yunshang has almost recovered, and his spirit has recovered a lot. He let out a breath and tilted his head with a smile, "What? I haven't competed in five years, and I still want to come?"

Shen Chong said with a smile: "It's been three days since I've seen you, and I've been impressed. It's been five years, and I'm already different from before. Come on, if you write poems, I'll be right."

Yun Shang came at his fingertips, "Young and Xiao leave home and the boss returns."

Shen Chong imitated how the ancients shook his head, "An Neng can tell whether I am male or female."

Yun Shang's eyes widened, "Damn it, you..." But after realizing it, Shen Chong was deliberately trying to make himself happy.So he smiled and shook his head, and asked another question, "I wish to be a lovebird in the sky."

Without hesitation, Shen Chong said, "Fly separately when the disaster is imminent."

"There are 3000 beauties in the harem."

"Iron rods are ground into embroidery needles."

Yun Shang laughed until his stomach hurt, but he scolded: "You, you bastard..."

Shen Chong hastened to strike while the iron was hot, reciting poems for himself: "Once I was bitten by a snake, I heard birds singing everywhere; the Great Wall is there, beside the ancient road, a line of egrets go up to the blue sky; an inch of time is an inch of gold, and three inches of time is a heart; there is something in heaven." If you don’t leave the road, you will learn the sea and work hard..." At the end of the poem, he wrapped himself around Shen Chong again, and said in an extremely ambiguous voice: "The general and I undressed our battle robes, and the hibiscus tent warmed up the spring night. "

Yun Shang sighed softly, "Such a majestic poem, you read it as a novel of literary love."

Shen Chong said stickily: "Hurry up and go back, the panda is not here today, we can not only untie the shirt, but also untie the Nei Nei." Electricity flashed between his fingers, and he said: "It can also be like that night That's a fun game to play."

Yunshang's heartstrings were twitched suddenly, and he stood up very simply, "Go, go home."

But when they got home, their moods sank a lot. Not to mention the two stinky cats showing their affection there, Yang Zi, who usually didn't come up at all, was there.

Yang Zi was talking nonsense about some legendary stories that he didn't know where he heard, and by the way, he combined his own tragic background into it, which actually made the Persian cat shed tears.

Huban, as the loved one, looked innocently at Yunshang and Shen Chong who pushed the door in, as if seeing a savior, "Hurry up, I'm hungry, hurry up and get me something to eat, I I want to eat small dried fish."

Shen Chong and Yun Shang glanced at each other, and nodded at the same time. They decided to go out and find a small hotel to deal with casually for a night, rather than cooperating with them here.

But as soon as the two of them turned around, they heard the sound of the elevator ding, and the woman who quickly walked out of the elevator took a lot of bags, many of which were food.

And when they saw this woman, Yun Shang and Shen Chong's eyes straightened. That woman was beautiful and capable, with a figure like a model, and there was a taste of a profiteer in her eyes. Children's clothing worth tens of dollars sold for hundreds, and she is the owner of the children's clothing store.

At this moment, the boss didn't wear a ghost face, and he was wearing normal clothes. The smile on his face was so friendly, but when he thought of the woman's big mouth and long tongue last night, he couldn't help eating ghosts. Not being soft, this strong contrast still sent chills down Yunshang and Shen Chong's backs.

It's not that the two of them have never encountered an opponent more powerful than this woman, nor have they encountered such insidious and cunning ones, but this woman has been lurking nearby, and usually does not show her mountains or waters, even if she is so beautiful, He also acted in a low-key manner, like a hermit who would do anything to achieve a certain purpose. Such a person was the scariest.

The shop owner approached with a smile, looked at Yunshang and Shen Chong who were full of vigilance, and said with a smile: "You guys are back! Come in quickly, I'll cook something delicious for you."

This is Yunshang's home, but this woman doesn't seem to be surprised at all, as if she is the master here.

She came in with big bags and small bags, put on her slippers very skillfully, and walked into the kitchen. After putting down all those things, she floated over again, facing Shen Chong and Yun Shang who were standing at the door. Said: "Why are you standing there in the doorway? Hurry up and come in!" She smiled sweetly, "What's the matter? You've been out for two days, and you forgot that this is your home?"

Yun Shang had quietly clenched the talisman in his hand, but Shen Chong walked in with a smile, "Is this girl quite born?" He looked at Yang Zi who was still spitting and said, "I said you , Hey, what about you, Yang Zi, does this belong to your family? Why don’t you quickly come over and introduce it? It’s so beautiful, and you’re not afraid of being snatched away by others?”

Only then did Yang Zi shut his mouth, he wiped the saliva from his mouth, and before he said anything, the shop owner said: "He won't worry about me being snatched away by others, she can't wait for me to be snatched away immediately." Snatch away, before I stalked him for two months, I barely managed to win his heart. Once I couldn't help it, and he kicked me from the window when I took the initiative. , are almost rotten."

Yang Zi floated over, and said with an embarrassed smile: "Let me introduce, this is the girlfriend I just made, Tian Ruier." He turned to look at Tian Ruier, "Ruier, they are me The master ghost hunters who are often mentioned to you, Yunshang, Shen Chong."

Tian Rui'er, as a senior female ghost, is not afraid of these two famous ghost-hunting masters at all. She stretched out her right hand with a smile, "Look at you for a long time." Then she turned to look at Yunshang, " Master Yun, last time you visited our small shop, you left your QQ number and also wrote the same number on WeChat, but I added you as a friend, but you have never been approved!"

Yunshang said expressionlessly: "I didn't check my phone when I went back that day, and then I was busy with other things."

Tian Rui'er smiled very decently, "Mr. Yun is both a busy man and a famous person. Everyone in Chinatown knows everyone. He is also handsome and rich, and he has always been single. Of course, he is a little girl who likes fame and friends. There are countless of them, so it is normal for Mr. Yun to forget about me."

Yun Shang stared into Tian Rui'er's eyes, and said mercilessly: "Actually, the main reason is that I took a second look before leaving, and saw that you have a very strong evil spirit. This evil spirit is unusual. Walking on the road during the day is easy to see blood, walking on the road at night is easy to follow ghosts, walking on the road in sunny days is easy to be hit by cars, and walking on the road in rainy days is easy to be struck by lightning. So I didn't add you."

Tian Rui'er was not angry, but opened her big innocent eyes, blinking as if flowers were about to bloom, "Wow, Mr. Yun even made a fortune for me that day, when I wanted to call Friends of Mr. Yun, I want Mr. Yun to count my fate and see what is going on with me, my fate is very bad, and even the simplest possession almost gave me back."

Yunshang said: "You are no longer a human being, and you have no fate for a long time. If you use human fortune-telling methods to calculate your ghost's fate, if you calculate it correctly, you will be punished by the gods. If you calculate it wrong, you will go astray and even drive you out of your wits. "

The smile on Tian Rui'er's face never faded, instead, her expression was filled with admiration. She looked at Yunshang like an infatuated girl, and asked him again: "Then Master Yun, you are so powerful, don't you Is there a way to tell the fate of a ghost?"

Yun Shang sneered, "No."

But Shen Chong, who was standing aside, said: "He doesn't have it, but I do."

Tian Rui'er looked happy, "Wow, Master Shen Chong, do you really know how to tell ghosts? Is it true?"

Shen Chong smiled, squinted his eyes, and nodded emphatically, "That must be true. You know, I am stronger than Master Yunshang. I am his senior brother."

Tian Rui'er hurriedly said: "Well, Master Shen Chong, I'll cook first, and I'll cook a portion for you when I'm done, and when I'm full, can you tell me my fate?"

But Shen Chong said: "Don't bother, I'll just reach out." He said that he grabbed Tian Rui'er's right hand without avoiding suspicion at all, and gently pulled it, directly giving a ghostly translucent hand to her. Pulling it out, he smiled faintly, "It seems that you are not tied very tightly to this body!"

After saying this, Shen Chong grabbed the translucent hand with both hands and pulled it hard, a translucent soul was pulled out of that body.

And Tian Rui'er, who was in a soul state, was still laughing.

But the body didn't fall down, but slowly opened her eyes, she looked at Shen Chong with a strange face, and asked, "Why did you drag my sister out, I allowed her to take possession of me?" Body, do you understand?" As she spoke, she lightly grasped it with her right hand, and Shen Chong felt his hands were burning like fire, he quickly let go, and Tian Rui'er returned to the body with a swipe.

Tian Rui'er said with some embarrassment: "Look at you Master Shen Chong, you just need to speak well, why do you have to do it? You are still messing around in front of her husband, it's really embarrassing..."

Shen Chong: "..."