unbearable rainy night

Chapter 101 The bladder is a little tight

Persia turned into a fat and round woman, opened the door ferociously, then threw out a stack of thick banknotes without even looking at it, took the takeaway, and closed the door again.

After a while, a delivery boy howled excitedly outside, while the tabby in the house opened its mouth wide, "Sister..." It took a long time for it to say, "That's our one-month meal Fee!"

Persia didn't take it seriously, "Really? Then you are quite rich."

Tiger Ban was speechless, he held back his breath and said, "Also, we have to fly tomorrow, don't you have money to fly?"

Boss put the takeaway on the table, turned into a cat shape, licked his paw and said, "You really want to go to Rainbow Valley? You lured me out, and if you go back, wouldn't you be throwing yourself into a trap?"

Tiger Banner simply yelled, "Who seduced you? You are the one who begs for nothing and follows me. This bullshit is like a plaster. You can't shake it off even if you want to. Blame me for seducing you?"

But Bo Si said: "Although the facts are like this, the people in Rainbow Valley don't think so! Think about it, I am a big girl who is as beautiful as a flower, a beautiful girl with a closed moon and a shameful family, and I don't go out, and I don't go out of the hospital. They won't believe me if you say I'm sticking to you if you're so obedient and haven't seen the world before!"

Tiger Banner really wanted to slap Persia's thick skinny face with a paw, and still Xiaojiabiyu?Why didn't it say that it didn't want Bilian?

But if you get angry again, what Bosi said is true. Those people in Rainbow Valley are half demons and half ghosts. Humans killing people, seeing Buddhas and killing Buddhas are simply a group of uncivilized mentally handicapped species.

Calling them demons is enough to give them face.

This is also one of the reasons why the tabby looks down on Persia. Although it is indeed beautiful enough, it is simply the Ollie Hepburn in the cat world, but can beauty be eaten?Pretty is the least of all virtues, at least for a tabby.

Moreover, this product is a female cat, so the charm value is greatly reduced.

After licking his paws, Boss didn't have any appetite. The black soul he ate just now was already equivalent to his food intake in the past half month.

But Tiger Banner jumped onto the table, and seemed to have no appetite. It looked down at Bai Chen, who was lying on the floor, with complicated eyes.

Boss stood in front of it and asked it seriously, "Didn't you say you hated him so much, and even wanted him to die?"

"Ah."

"Then you still save him? Wouldn't it be good to let him fend for himself in hell?"

Tabby sighed, "He asked me for help."

Boss snorted, "When he asked you for help, you saved him? I begged you to be like glue to me, why didn't you?"

Tabby: "Don't make trouble for no reason."

Persian's voice immediately raised an octave, "Huh? You said I was making trouble for no reason? You have no conscience, and you said I was making trouble for no reason?"

Tabby also had a displeased expression on his face, "Okay, okay, I don't want to quarrel with you."

Boss simply raised his paw, "If you don't want to quarrel, let's fight."

Tabby's voice also rose. "Can't you be a little more normal? Can you stop being vexatious?"

Persia's voice raised an octave again, "Huh? You say I'm making trouble for no reason? You have no conscience, and you still say I'm making trouble for no reason?"

Tabby: "Okay, okay, I..." It was stunned for a moment, feeling that the words seemed familiar, and finally it shook its hair hard, and stuck its head into the big pizza, ready to suffocate itself.

The Persian cat persisted, "You are avoiding problems and responsibilities."

Tabby raised his mouth a little, and said in a sly way: "Responsibility? You are too low-level for wearing such a high hat. How many times have I been missed by you? Do you understand? There is a fart responsibility!"

"You, you, you can't say that about me."

Tabby finally swallowed the large piece of black pepper steak, and said with a serious face: "I said, big girl, you see that I am stupid, I am not loving, warm, and have a bad temper, you say you see Where do you like me? Can't I change what you like about me?"

Persia's eyes suddenly turned red, and tears were about to flow out.

The tabby hates this the most, it stuffed its head into the pizza again, and said: "Don't, don't cry at every turn, it's not good to get into the drama too deeply, after all, you don't care much about me, every time I have something, you It’s the one in the front row eating melon seeds and drinking beer to watch the excitement. You are obviously just watching the monkey. Or do you raise your hand and let me go? I must be grateful to Dade, three lives and three generations will give you on the anniversary of your death. Going up to worship Buddha to ensure that you have a good place in the sky. If you really can’t ascend to the sky, then I will let the gang of dead people in the underground take good care of you and arrange a cumbersome job for you, lest you be so idle every day and harass other people. kitty to go."

Persia's tears flowed down, but it was quickly wiped away, and he said with a painful expression: "I like you so much, I like you handsome and unrestrained."

Tiger Ban pulled out its sharp claws, looking about to cut on the sword, and said: "Then I will be disfigured."

The Persian cat continued: "I also like your wavy fur."

Tabby put his paws on the cat fur on his chest, "Then I'll shave them off."

Persia's eyes were full of light, and her demeanor changed into that of a little girl in love. She said to herself, "I really like your broad limbs, your long body, and your big and tall body." Round eyes, I also like your domineering eyes. I also like that you are sometimes arrogant, sometimes gentle and considerate, sometimes you are wise and stupid, sometimes you are cute and cute, sometimes you are suave and suave, and sometimes you are serious and domineering. I also like you who are graceful, bright eyes and white teeth, well-informed, brave and mighty, generous in virtue, and generous in righteousness. I also..."

The tabby heard it was in a cloud, and it couldn't stop seeing the rhythm of Persia's praise, so it quickly interrupted, "Stop, my darling, did you go to college? There are so many four words The idioms come as soon as you open your mouth. Why don’t you participate in the "Idioms Conference" when you are so good? By the way, you are a British cat, you can speak Chinese easily. How can you learn so many idioms? Unenlightened?"

Boss snorted, "I just praised you for being well-informed, but you're such a frog in a well. Prejudice, it's all prejudice. There are many capable people in Rainbow Valley, and they are much better than me. You are so surprised that you know idioms? We still can speak eight languages.”

Tiger Ban tilted his face, expressing that he didn't believe it at all.

Persia stood up straight, several times taller than the lying tabby, and said coldly, "Don't you want to change it? Then you change all these advantages, and I promise I won't even look at you."

Tiger Ban stuck out its tongue, "Then you might as well kill me." Its face suddenly became gloomy, and it showed its sharp claws again, and said, "Or, I'll kill you." It said With a violent wave, Bosi leaped quickly and landed on Bai Chen's body. Such a big cat fell down and woke up Bai Chen, who had only half his life.Bai Chen raised his neck and let out a yelp, his wrinkled face was full of pain.

"Water, water..." He clawed wildly with his teeth and claws. Although his eyes were wide open, it seemed like he was moving unconsciously, almost accidentally hurting Persia.

Tiger Ban also jumped down, shook his long hair, and said with a sneer, "It happens that his bladder is very tight, he needs to drink water..."

Boss slapped him, but he slapped him lightly. He said angrily, "Can you stop being so disgusting? Get him some water."

But Tiger Banner said: "Looking for water will exhaust me." It avoided Bai Chen's fangs and claws, hooked his clothes with one claw, pulled him directly to the bathroom, and turned on the shower head in the bathroom.

The corner of Baichen's mouth got a little bit of water, and he became greedy immediately. He struggled to turn over, put his mouth on the nozzle, and drank wildly, his stomach was swollen and flattened. He drank it down, swelled up from drinking, and flattened down again, repeated seven or eight times, and then he moved his mouth away.

And his skin is obviously much better, although he still looks old, but the wrinkles have almost completely faded, and the tabby jumped onto the sink, looked at Bai Chen expressionlessly, and said to Persia: "This guy passed the catastrophe last time. After he passed away, he was even weaker and older than now, and at that time he almost drank a mountain spring, and only then did he regain his youthful appearance."

Bai Chen's voice came very weakly: "The main reason is that the tap water is too bad to drink. It smells like chloric acid. Otherwise, I can drink it for three days and three nights."

Boss also jumped onto the sink, "It's so drinkable? Are you a water baby?"

Hu Ban said: "He is really a water baby. He was born from water, and most of his body is made of water, especially his brain, which is 99% water."

Baichen laughed loudly, but before he finished laughing, he coughed violently. After he finished coughing, Tiger Banner twisted his butt and pulled the Persian cat out.

Bai Chen held onto the door and walked out, saying, "Thank you for saving me."

Huban looked contemptuous, "It's so cheap to just say thank you, not real money, don't say that you are worthy of this life-saving grace, are you worthy of the water I poured into you?"

Bai Chen sat weakly on the mat at the door of the bathroom, and said with a smile, "Don't be so vulgar, what's more, my little real money is not enough to fill your teeth, so don't keep thinking about it."

"You TM..."

Only then did Bai Chen look around, and said, "Oh, this is Yunshang's home, right? The two of them?" He said, looking at the sun outside, "Go buy me breakfast?"

Tabby said coldly: "Don't change the subject, I want that..."

Bai Chen stood up with difficulty, and said again: "Where will Shen Chong sleep after he moves in? The master bedroom? The second bedroom? Or the study."

Boss said at this time: "You are so seriously injured, you are not going to escape? If there is no accident, the people of the underworld are hunting you, and Yunshang will definitely want your life when he comes back."

Bai Chen let out a long breath, "Then I'd rather die in the hands of this love rival, Yunshang." He smiled casually, looked at Huban and said, "Hey, I think back when you first met Yunshang , you can already smell Shen Chong on him, right?"

Tiger Ban said coldly: "It's just that I didn't expect him to have been dead for five years."

"If he is not dead, you followed Yunshang, what do you want to say to him?"

Huban gritted his teeth, "Of course it's better to let him go as far away as possible, away from you bastard."

Bai Chen smiled faintly, "Okay, okay..." At this point, his expression suddenly changed, and he stood up all of a sudden, saying: "The people from the underworld are chasing after them, they are moving so fast."

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