She is as beautiful as a flower, and I have a beautiful face [Quick Transmigration]

Xie Yin agreed to Xie Zhiliao, and once again entered the world in Xie Zhiliao's book.

Then when she came in, she realized a question - why did she agree to Xie Zhiliao?

In the last book "A Look at Life", at the end, Xie Zhiliao, a guy whose conscience was eaten by a dog, turned to her. At that time, she swore that Xie Zhiliao had become a big disaster, and no one would If she hurts her again, she will be the one who hurts others in the future, then Xie Yin will never care about Xie Zhiliao again.

I, Xie Yin, starved to death, died outside, jumped from here, and will not care about Xie Zhiliu anymore!

- Damn!

——What kind of evil did I fall into, why did I slip into Xie Zhiliao's book again?

Is it because I still treat Xie Zhiliao as a family member, I can't just let it go?Is it because Xie Zhiliao is so pitiful lying on the hospital bed?Or am I too mean?

Xiaoli: 【Is it love? 】

Xie Yin: [Fuck love! 】

Xie Yin: [I'm just too filial, I listen to my dad too much, listen to~~ daddy~~~ don't let him get hurt~~~]

Xiaoli: [Stop!My own people, don't open your mouth! 】

Xie Yin remembered what Xie Zhiliao said before, the director also traveled to the world in Xie Zhiliao's book, so why didn't he wear it with Xie Yin this time.

Xiaoli: [I'm a good boy, how can Xie Zhiliao's brain be able to withstand two fast time travelers!Are you two going to kill her together? 】

Xiao Li dared to say that in that case, the three of them would be just like the ward next door, damn it, damn it crazy.

Xie Yin: [Then why doesn't the director wear it himself, and insists on me continuing to wear it? ...Oh, I see, how could he expose his bad intentions of experimenting on Xie Zhiliao! 】

Xiaoli: […]

Xie Yin: [Xiao Li, you are also a product of the director's crimes! 】

Xiaoli: [The original intention of my birth is to save people! 】

Xie Yin: [You are like a sword. You said that the original intention of a sword was to kill people or to save people? 】

Xiaoli: [...you are so annoying! 】

Can you stop thinking about these pretentious questions?Can you quickly put your focus on your task of wearing books?

Xie Yin: [The director transmigrated into Xie Zhiliu's book to be the hero. 】

Xiaoli didn't know too well, but she guessed it was like this: [Almost. 】

Xie Yin: [Hmph! 】

Xie Yin felt very tasteless.

In the last book "A Look at Life", although she was a counterfeit, she never revealed her identity in the early stage. Xie Zhiliao treated her as a male lead who would be a couple for a lifetime, and kissed and held hands with her every day. , and later did more indescribable things to her, things that cannot be described below the neck——will Xie Zhiliu treat the director like this?

The more Xie Yin thought about it, the more unhappy she became, and she almost wanted to take a pair of scissors and hand over the director to the team.

Xiaoli: [Scissors?Where do you want the special director? ? ? ...Also, Xie Yin, you now have the temperament of hating to take away your wife. 】

Xie Yin: [I am! 】

Xie Zhiliao is such a scumbag, she actually cuckolded me!

Xie Yin swears that she, Xie Yin, will starve to death, die outside, jump from here, and will never care about Xie Zhiliao again after wearing this book!

Xiaoli: [Oh...]

So now, which book of Xie Zhiliao has Xie Yin transmigrated into?

Xiaoli: [This time the book is called "Phoenix Longevity Gate". 】

Xie Yin: [? ? ? 】

what door?

Why did Xie Zhiliao write this book?

As Xie Zhiliao's invincible overlord, why doesn't Xie Yin remember that Xie Zhiliao wrote this book?

Xiaoli flipped through Xie Zhiliao's Jinjiang column: [You scroll down, the bottom category of the article series. 】

Xie Yin listened to Xiaoli's words, and pulled Xie Zhiliao's still-worried Jinjiang column:

Article series: The pit I dug with my own ability

Xie Yin: [Xie Zhiliao is really shameless!Her pits are all classified by herself!Also "relying on her ability"! 】

Jinjiang Literature City

Channel: Ancient Romance

Title: "Phoenix Longevity Gate"

Article attributes: romance - antique - martial arts

Content tags: Jianghu grievances, three teachings and nine streams, sweet articles, cool articles.

Style: drama

Perspective: heroine

Release time: 20XX-XX-XX00:00:07

13476 words suspended

Xie Yin no longer cared that the tags of this article were sweet and cool again, and her astonished eyes focused on something that shocked her even more: [Fuck!This is a pit! 】

Xie Yin!She has passed into Xie Zhiliao's pit text!

Xiaoli: [Yes, the article "Phoenix Longevity Gate" was indeed written by Xie Zhiliao. ] It is still a pit with only more than 1 words.

Xie Yin is going crazy, this might as well be a side story in the last book!

Xie Yin looked at the data of the book "Phoenix Longevity Gate". It seems that it was opened quite early, but it was also discontinued quite early, with about a few thousand words updated every day, 13476 words updated, and [-] words updated. When I reached this word count, I was too lazy to write any more, so I directly classified the book into "a hole I dug with my own ability".

Although Xie Yin is Xie Zhiliao's invincible overlord, but she is so busy with work on weekdays, she usually waits for Xie Zhiliao's pit to stabilize (be fattened), so she will go to see it, so such short-lived pit texts , she can't even look at it.

So now, poke the comment of this pit article: [Da, why don't you update it?I really like this article!Just reading the beginning, I feel so full of breath, I immediately filled my brain with hundreds of thousands of words!Hurry up and update! 】

The author replied: [The data is not good, so I won’t update it. 】

Xie Yin: [Look at Xie Zhiliao's scum, her data is not good, she can't make money, so she won't change it!The poor reader, Xiao Kei, has filled in hundreds of thousands of words from the beginning, but Xie Zhiliao, a scumbag, only wrote 13476 words, not even 3 words. She couldn't make it to the first list, and she couldn't see it at all. No matter how the grades were, she felt that the data was not good, so she stopped writing!Can't she be tricked when she writes 340289 words like a certain author surnamed Ye? 】

What happened to Xie Zhiliao when she wrote this article?Why are you so sad?

Readers still say that the beginning of the book "Phoenix Longevity Gate" is soul-stirring?

Xie Yin was very skeptical, that scumbag Xie Zhiliu had chest tightness and shortness of breath, and was out of breath, why did he become so angry?Is this cute reader blind?

Xie Yin: [Then how do we play this time? (How to play with me?) How can I be successful in the task? 】

Xiaoli: [I don't know yet, why don't you talk about the plot at word 13476 first? 】

Xie Yin: […]

Xie Yin really regrets it very much at this moment, she, Xie Yin, should starve to death, die outside, jump from here, and won't care about Xie Zhiliao anymore!

Then, Xie Yin opened his eyes.

As soon as she opened her eyes, Xie Yin was stunned again——

She was dressed in ancient clothes, like lifting dumbbells in a gym, holding a sword in both hands, and knelt in the center of the lobby in full view.

Next to it, there was a group of girls laughing and mocking, and in front, a middle-aged woman said in a tone of hatred: "Chang'an! You...you..."

Xie Yin: "???"

Xie Yin: [Xiaoli, what's going on with me now? 】

Xiao Li: [This book is called "Phoenix Longevity Gate". Phoenix Longevity Gate is a martial arts school, and you, you are the youngest junior sister in this school, and your name is Chang'an now. 】

Xie Yin: [Return to Chang'an, I want to call Luoyang, I want to call Beijing, I want to call Hohhot! 】

Xiaoli: [Thank you Hohhot, calm down! 】

Xie Yin: [Then why am I like this? 】

Xiaoli: [You haven't passed the quarterly assessment in the Phoenix Longevity Gate.You have never passed since you started, you are a useless scum.Now, your master is mad at you, and your senior sister is laughing at you. 】

Xie Yin: [? ? ? 】

The master was too angry to speak.

When Chang'an failed the exam for the first time, the master could comfort her a few words, telling her to work harder next time.

When Changan failed the second exam, the master was still very patient and said that her aptitude was not good, but hard work can make up for it, and the right way in the world is vicissitudes.

When Changan failed the third exam, the master was full of annoyance, as if he regretted how he had accepted such a rotten piece of wood as her.

……

Now, I don't know how many times.The master only remembered that the first time was eight years ago, and in these eight years, Chang'an still failed to pass any of the exams.

Xie Yin was stunned, just like Chang An in the original text of "Phoenix Longevity Gate", her little face was flushed red.In the original text, Chang An's face was flushed because she was also angry, angry at herself for being so worthless.

Xie Wuyi was very humiliated. She is a workaholic who is a model worker everywhere. She did not expect to be transmigrated into this book. Her KPI failed to meet the standard in eight years. What is the concept of failing to meet the standard in eight years? The eight-year war of resistance has been changed to a 14-year war of resistance. Will she continue to fail the KPI for 14 years?

Master sternly said from above: "Recite "Survival and Death Chapter"!"

Xie Yin trembled, and then, as if automatically, he recited the entire exercise without missing a word:

"All living beings in Jambudva, every thought and thought are nothing but karma. Therefore, at the end of life, parents and relatives should set blessings, chant Buddha, make offerings to Buddha, guide righteous thoughts, and never kill or add new karma to the body. Within seven or seven days after death, if you do good deeds and dedicate yourself to Buddhist monks, you will benefit from both life and death..."

The master didn't lose his temper because of Xie Yin's proficient reciting, but became even more angry. He hit Xie Yin's back with a bamboo stick and said, "Since you know how to recite, why are you still unable to pass the examination?"

"..." Xie Yin was silent.

Xie Yin didn't know why, but she was even more surprised that the things she recited just now didn't go through her brain at all. She was like a machine. The order that Master asked her to recite was like an instruction. out.

It's so weird.

She has traveled through so many worlds, and has always been very free, doing whatever she wants in these worlds, but now, she suddenly feels that she has lost these freedoms at the beginning of this book.

At this moment, Xiaoli held the pitiful 13476-character pit of "Phoenix Longevity Gate" and explained to Xie Yin:

[Changan in the original text is also very troubled by the problem of being a useless military scum. "This question has been bothering her for eight years. During the eight years, she couldn't find any answer. During the eight years, she asked herself that she was definitely the one who worked hard in the entire Phoenix Longevity Sect. She was the first to memorize the exercises and repeated them over and over again. I can even recite it backwards. I practice the exercises at the latest. Every day when the moon is flying over the branches, I recite the exercises silently in the school grounds, and then I go to bed. But that’s it! But that’s it!…”]

Xie Yin: [Is it so pitiful? 】

Xiaoli continued to read the original manuscript of "Phoenix Longevity Gate": ["Chang'an is about to be mad at me too! Master is angry, and she is even more angry! Why is the exercise burned in my heart like a brand, and every move and style corresponding I keep it in my heart, but I still can't display any skills. Why is there no reward for the effort, why can't I pass every exam! She is more than just a piece of rotten wood, she is simply the hardest, smelliest and most useless in the toilet stone!"]

Xie Yin was about to cry: [Stop, stop!Say it again, I'm really going to cry! 】

What a tragic role she is!Is it so hard, such a waste of martial arts?

Master's voice came from above: "You will be fined to continue chopping bamboo in the Polygonatum odoratum forest, but you will not leave the forest for [-] catties!"

Xie Yin knelt on the ground: "Yes!"

Xie Yin was dumbfounded after agreeing: [Wait a minute, thirty thousand catties?If I count, it will take a long time to count [-], right? 】

Is this going to be cut until the year of the monkey?Xie Yin, she won't chop!

But Xiaoli said: [Go and chop. In the original text, the junior sister Chang'an chops bamboo, chops and chops, and when it reaches [-] catties, the senior sister, the heroine, she will appear. 】

Xie Yin is about to vomit blood. What do you mean, if she cuts less than [-] catties, she won't be able to promote the next plot, and Xie Zhiliao won't be able to appear?

Why not tell her to do math problems like before!