What is it like to be teased by a ghost?

There is a Hongchen inn by the Sanchuan road in Huangquan. The owner is a Shezi flower essence who is good at mixing fragrances. His name is Nocturnal Dream. Because he is a native of Huangquan, he has been doing business here for many years. Provide a resting place.

There are only two people in this inn. The proprietress, who is glamorous and charming and can adjust all kinds of tastes in the world, but can’t explain the food in a single word, is a faceless scholar who has no way to serve the country in his lifetime, but concentrates on writing story books after his death. Recently, there are more and more people in this inn. I hired an employee, the waiter in the store.

"Hey, hey, have you heard that something big happened to Feng two days ago."

A hanged man was sharing anecdotes he heard with his companions with his tongue out.

"Could it be that... the red lotus ghost is completely entangled?"

a kid asked curiously.

The hanged ghost flicked his long tongue and denied, "That's not true. I heard that a crazy dragon broke in suddenly and snatched an undead from Xie Changhuan. The emperor of Beiyin is now angry with the heavens. Didn't you see that?" Have all the heavenly gods who reincarnated and reincarnated in the past two days been detained?"

"Crazy dragon? What does this have to do with the heavens?"

"Yo, I'm not a person from the heavens. I heard that I have committed a mistake and have been locked up in the human world. I just released it now. I didn't expect to do such a thing as soon as I was released. The point is, the Great Emperor Beiyin told us The little devils in the underworld have caused spiritual trauma, and if you want to hand them over there, there will be no one in the heaven."

The little ghost was stunned when he heard that, "This heaven is really true. I don't care about the human world. Even a sinful god will be thrown into the human world and imprisoned. Now, the human world is so close to the underworld. Affected by resentment, but also worried about this scourge."

"Hey, who's to say it's not, it's because the heavens don't care about things, so we need someone to offer sacrifices to the human world to clear away the spirits. I heard that the red lotus ghost is not far from mad recently. If you see it, it's best Stay away, if you don't keep it clean, you will be wiped out as an evil spirit."

When the two little ghosts talked about this, Xiao Er who was holding the dishes next to her was not happy, she put the plate on the table angrily, and said coldly: "If it weren't for the red lotus ghost, the population of Fengdu would have exploded, and the red The lotus fire burned her for a full 81 days, and even the coward who had to be supported by others at the Naihe Bridge, do you have the nerve to say others?"

Under the Naihe Bridge, there are many unjust souls who fell into the water, not only making a lot of noise, but also stretching their hands every day to drag them to be buried with them.

Seeing that the little ghost was aggressive, the two little ghosts originally wanted to reply, but they were immediately overwhelmed by the other party's aura, and they thought it would be wrong to cause trouble here at Last Dream, so they had no choice but to leave in desperation.

Dreaming like a dream, she came from behind the counter and patted her on the shoulder to comfort her: "Lele, don't be angry, how many times a day do you have to quarrel with others because of this Luo Jiang."

Lele was still angry in her heart, puffing her cheeks and said, "That's what it is, my sister worked so hard. Think about it a few years ago, there were miserable scenes everywhere in the world. If it weren't for my sister, there would be more and more ghosts in Fengdu. I can hardly hold back."

"Can't hold back what?"

He only heard a clear female voice interjecting into the conversation between the two, and Lele saw that it was Xie Changhuan, the most unscrupulous ghost messenger in the underworld.

"why is it you again."

Xie Changhuan is notoriously slobbery. In the underworld, all the girls and boys with some seniority have been molested by her, and her hooked soul has been talked about by her poison-soaked tongue. She almost doesn't want to reincarnate. Speaking of Xie Changhuan, in the underworld, that would be absolutely disgusting to dogs.

"What's the matter? You don't welcome me. I just finished fighting with the Dragon Clan and you left me in the cold. It's really... blah blah."

Yimeng smiled coquettishly, and pushed Xie Changhuan, "Okay, I know that Lele only has Luo Jiang in her heart, and you still bully her, so tell me, what are you doing here."

Xie Changhuan also put away his joking attitude, walked up to Lele respectfully and said: "This time, there is really something to trouble you two, Luo Jiang has been in the world for some time, you must know that the red lotus ghost will automatically inhale miasma, It achieves the purpose of purifying the human world, but her sanity will also be severely damaged. I heard that the proprietress is a master of perfume, so I ask you to do me a favor and see if there is anything that can refresh the mind."

Xie Changhuan wanted to keep it a secret, so he spoke very quietly. Seeing the little devils around pricked up their ears and wanted to eavesdrop, he pulled out the mourning stick on his back and slapped it, "Look at whatever you want, and eat your food."

After listening to Yimeng, she thought for a while, went to the backstage, took out a box, and handed it to Xie Changhuan.

"Manzhu Shahuahua is cited, Huangquan Yefeng makes medicine, Meng Po's sad tears are two drops, and weak water is boiled for three months. If this thing is useless, then I really have no choice. But..."

After Yimeng failed, he stretched out another hand to Xie Changhuan, "30 coins, no bargaining."

Xie Changhuan paid the money with a face full of pain, and still took the box in pleasant surprise, "Talk is better than nothing, talk is better than nothing, but does that wooden lady Meng also shed tears? Ever since I became a ghost messenger, she refused to say a word to me, How did you get her tears."

Last Dream smiled mysteriously, "The heavenly secret must not be revealed."

"Could it be that you gave her your newly-invented dish? That's really epic..."

"If you yell again, I'll wring your tongue out."

After finishing speaking, Nocturnal Dream turned her buttocks to greet business.

Lele looked at the box in Xie Changhuan's hand, her eyes were filled with worry, "How is sister?"

It was agreed to wait for Luo Jiang, Lele has not been reincarnated in these years, and she just endured it hard. She was angry when she heard the little devils teasing Luo Jiang before, but when the words came out of Xie Changhuan's mouth, the taste was different It can only be said that Luo Jiang's current situation is really serious.

"Hey, haven't you heard the rumors? The actual situation is a little more serious than you imagined. Although she would not attack people or ordinary ghosts even if she was crazy, she no longer remembers who she is. "

When Lele heard it, she almost burst into tears, "How could my sister be like this... No, she is so powerful. When I entered the industry, I stayed outside. For 81 days, I didn't hear her cry. In a word, it shouldn't be."

Speaking of Luo Jiang, Xie Changhuan also admired it very much, and his tone could not help but feel a little regretful, "The real pain is not the karma, but this road is an endless underworld. The red lotus ghost sounds great. To put it bluntly, it means sacrificing one of me, and the happiness of thousands of families.”

Lele couldn't bear such a blow, so she burst into tears, and the passing dream gave Xie Changhuan a reproachful look, blaming her for making her waiter cry.

Only then did Xie Changhuan pull Lele aside to persuade her, "So I'm trying to find a way, you see...the proprietress gave me such a precious thing, and it will definitely help her. I heard that before you and Luo Jiang Yes, I've been busy recently, I'll leave this to you, go find Luo Jiang and see if you can bring her back to her senses."

Lele took the box while sobbing, "But how do I use this thing."

"It's very simple, just open the box and blow on her, and I will ask Fan Qing to take you there."

"Uh-huh."

Thinking that Luo Jiang still had hope, Lele wiped away her tears and looked at the box, just like looking at Luo Jiang. She will always remember the warm smile in her memory.

Not long after walking out of the Hongchen Inn, Xie Changhuan sighed and held the mourning stick in his hand and said to the back, "You have been with me for so many days, what do you want, even though I know I am the most beautiful in the underworld, with a radius of ten miles Seeing me, the undead can't walk, but I really don't want to have a life-and-death relationship across species."

Standing behind her was a woman in a red robe, with slanted eyebrows that flew into her temples, deep eyes like pools, and an indifferent expression, making her very difficult to provoke.

Xie Changhuan turned around and muttered, "Two days ago, there was a dragon, and these two days, Bai Ze came again. This day is not going well."

Lingxi looked at Xie Changhuan coldly, ignored the other's sudden humor, but asked the question she cared most about again, "Where is she?"

Xie Chang cried happily, "Which one is she? I really don't know who you are looking for. By the way, a dragon came to Feng two days ago and snatched away an undead. Could it be what you are looking for?" What is that crimson?"

Bringing disasters to the east, this is Xie Changhuan's favorite thing to do, there is no way... Who told her to be cowardly, she can't beat these two people, she feels very hurt when she thinks of this, she is just a grassroots worker in the underworld , the boy who works for Beiyin Great Emperor, like Lele in the Hongchen Inn, has no social insurance and housing fund, and no human rights. He is called around every day. I really don't know how these blind people found him here.

"I know what you are planning. That person is not Luo Jiang. After she died, I have been looking for her in the underworld. I have been to eighteen hells. I also checked your life and death books. There is no record of her reincarnation. , After much deliberation, you are the ones who hid people."

Xie Changhuan had a horrified expression, "How did you get our life and death book?"

Lingxi recalled for a moment, "He snatched it."

The corner of Xie Changhuan's mouth twitched unconsciously. You must know that the judge is quite old, and he will retire in 100 years. Who knew that he would face such a shameful humiliation before retirement?

The stain standing opposite her was very impatient with Xie Changhuan's ecstasy, and immediately showed the long sword in his hand, "Where is the person?"

Xie Changhuan continued to smile, "Who else is there? They are all dead."

"Don't play tricks on me."

"Sister, I really don't know the Luo Jiang you mentioned. Although I am a ghost messenger, although the official is a little older, but the underworld is so big, it is impossible for me to know every undead, let alone you come to me for this matter." You are looking for the wrong person, every district has a ghost messenger in charge, you should find the ghost messenger in your Phoenix City."

Fan Qing, my sister is sorry for you.

Lingxi smiled coldly, and there was a devilish aura in her body, "I don't think I told you that she died in Fenghuang City."

After finishing speaking, Xie Changhuan's neck went cold, only to hear a ghostly voice from Shura's hell, "You really know something."

Xie Changhuan almost cursed, grandma, I really didn't read the lunar calendar when I went out today, the emperor save me, blah blah.

I don't know if Xie Changhuan's prayers had an effect, the dark clouds rolled in the sky, thunder burst, and a gust of wind and sand rolled the Beiyin Great Emperor and stopped in front of the two.

"Let her go, she doesn't know anything."

Seeing the Lord coming, Lingxi also put down the sword in his hand.

The Great Emperor of Beiyin swallowed the tiger's neck, looked majestic, and stared at Lingxi with a staring gaze. Finally, his eyes gradually softened, and he said in a nostalgic tone, "You have grown so big."

Hearing the tone, Xie Changhuan thought to himself, Emperor Ganqing knew this guy, and immediately found a savior and shrank behind Beiyin Great Emperor, crying, "Your Highness, I want to resign. This underworld is really not for people. No, this working environment has seriously affected my physical and mental health.”

Emperor Beiyin gave Xie Changhuan a sideways look, "We'll talk about the salary increase tomorrow."

"You know me?" Lingxi didn't remember that he had any interaction with the co-lord of the underworld.

"You may not remember, but Gu knew your mother."

Lingxi didn't remember very clearly what happened when she was a child, but she calmed down after hearing this, and waited for Beiyin Great Emperor's next words.

"It's a sad thing to say. Your Bai Ze family has always been worshiped as auspicious beasts by mortals, but the Heavenly Emperor thought that the beliefs in the world were impure and could not provide immortal power, so he decided to separate the two realms of heaven and man. You Bai Ze The family couldn't bear to abandon the mortals who have always enshrined you, and insisted on staying in the mortal world to protect them. The vicissitudes of time have passed, and the blood of Bai Ze's family has withered. Before your mother died, in order to protect you, she begged to be lonely. She thought that Bai Ze was loved by humans. I gave you up to be raised, but I didn't expect you to fall into such a state later."

Xie Changhuan also interjected, "Yes, yes, our emperor has always stood by your side, and he severely punished the person who killed you."

Beiyin Emperor glared at Xie Changhuan, trying to stop her, but it was too late.

Lingxi's face turned ugly, of course she knew who Xie Changhuan was talking about, "How did you punish him?"

"The punishment of karmic fire in 2000, you know, it's still the black evil karmic fire, which is the most painful among the punishments of karmic fire."

Lingxi lowered his head, clenched his fists, and murmured, "So it's not easy for him."

For Lingxi, Luo Ning is her family and her partner. It is because of her deep feelings that she hates Luo Ning so much, but hearing such news, she feels very uncomfortable.

"Where is Luo Jiang? Is she also being tortured?"

"No, she is in the world."

"Impossible, she won't stay in the world." Lingxi shook her head, Luo Jiang must have hated her to death, she said before dying that she would not forgive Lingxi, she would definitely not stay in the world.

"Gu didn't lie to you, she is in the world."

Lingxi took a deep look at Beiyin Great Emperor, and finally left with a flick of his sleeves.

Seeing Lingxi leave, Xie Changhuan also breathed a sigh of relief, and she asked puzzledly: "Your Highness, didn't you say that Luo Jiang is still absorbing the miasma in the world right now, so she can't be disturbed?"

The Great Emperor Beiyin sighed for a long time, "They are all idiots, let her go, there are fates in the world, and that child is almost ready to do this."

Xie Changhuan looked at the eternally dark sky in the underworld, thought for a long time, but did not speak.

"Tomorrow I will go to the heaven alone. The heaven has not given an explanation for this matter, so you should stay in the underworld."

Xie Changhuan was awakened by this sentence, "That's not right, Great Emperor, you can't frame me because we agreed to raise my salary tomorrow. Just now, I bought an incense with Yimeng that cost me 30 Mingcoins, and that must be reimbursed. "

"Lonely..."

"Great Emperor... don't pretend to be stupid...! This is not kind, how can there be such a thing."

"..."

This job is really impossible to do, Xie Changhuan looked at the sky, weeping sadly.

As revenge, the next day, the faceless scholar in the Hongchen Inn got a clue from a so-called insider, and wrote the most popular book in the underworld——"The Overbearing Underworld Emperor's Divine Beast Wife".