Happy trip to the Tang Dynasty
Chapter 81
Not long after the shabby moving team of Prince Xiang's Mansion left the city gate, the four Tiances under Mu Li's sect received a call-up order from Tiance Mansion.
Two years ago, they were treated as abandoned sons by the Haoqi League and left in the Valley of the Wicked to be bullied and humiliated. The letter did not mention a single word, but promised to raise their military ranks. He rebelled blatantly, and the lives of the common people were devastated. Those who serve as soldiers should guard the country and shroud their bodies in horse leather.
The article was really well written, passionate and easy to understand, so that Mu Li couldn't get rid of it, just like when he forwarded Weibo and WeChat, he said "No, I'm not Chinese", only to see Mu Li sneer.Thinking about the tense war in the Southwest, and the fact that there are foreigners in the Northwest, the Tiance Mansion is short of people, and it is suddenly discovered that four masters of Tiance have emerged, so they don't care about the shame and rush to poach corners. up.
"The basic situation is like this. If you want to go, I won't stop you. If you don't want to go, King Xiang is quite useless, but it's okay to leave some people behind."
Mu Li told the truth to those four people, and then left the choice to them.Li Jin, Luo Dingguo, Cai Zhixin and Yang Yao looked at each other, and finally two people came out and bid farewell to Mu Li.
Luo Dingguo and Yang Yao, set up a family and settle the country, and shine on the lintel, heh~heh~.
At this time, another disciple of Wanhua, Yu Lin, hesitated for a while, and also came to ask Mu Li to resign, and wanted to go with the two Tiances.Mu Li watched him follow behind the two with his head down, keeping everything in silence.
Ah, I don't know when they have been sold domestically, heh~heh~.
——Others take in a younger brother through time travel, all of them are loyal and steadfast, hugging their thighs tightly and not letting go. I have worked so hard to save them, but they are not as good as a piece of waste paper. If I go by myself, I have to hook another one. Heh~heh~.
Mu Li originally breathed a sigh of relief because he was busy with the relocation team of the palace, but when he was disturbed by this incident, his mood sank again, and his face was dark all the way.
Tang Guifu hadn't heard Lan Huahua's voice for a few days, and he was absent-minded.
Daohong and Shui Wuxin rode together, one of them was always silent, the other Wukou Wuxin, Shui Wuxin nestled in Daohong's arms silently counting down the countdown to the intercourse.
Director Pei couldn't help but feel worried when he thought that An Lushan and Li Linfu dared to monitor the royal family as courtiers, and also thought that the unreliable King Xiang had no sense of crisis and just went to Huashan to chase his wife.
Tang Ying consciously acted as the secret guard of this team and has become invisible.
And the other accompanying servants and guards of King Xiang's Mansion also knew that they were actually exiled in disguise, all of them were listless like a funeral, and the whole team was silent like a funeral.
Suddenly, Mu Li only felt warmth behind him. Although there was no one there, he knew that Tang Ying was there.A gust of hot air with Tang Ying's breath sprayed into his ears: "Are you unhappy? Because of those three people who left? I'll go and catch them, okay?"
Mu Li shook his head: "Everyone has their own aspirations. Since that is the path they believe in, let them go. Compared with the three of them, Ying, can you help me keep an eye on one person?"
"Who?"
"Pei Anxing."
"Okay. What should we pay attention to?" Regarding Mu Li's request, Tang Ying never asked why.
"Pei Anxing is very loyal to King Xiang, but he is hostile to us. The five of us are equal, but he will never regard us and Li Huang as equals. So, when he feels that we are When the level of politeness exceeds his tolerance, it may be against us."
"Do you want to kill him? I guarantee that there will be no traces left, King Xiang will not find out."
"...No. Li Huang is a very emotional person. Although he seems to be annoyed by Pei Anxing on the surface, he knows better than anyone who treats him well. In fact, he already regards Pei Anxing as an elder in his heart. If Pei Anxing dies, , he will be sad, and I will feel guilty, whether he finds out that we did it or not, this will become a nail in our hearts, and even the beginning of our split. On the other hand, we are very short of people now, like Pei We can't afford to waste an internal affairs talent like An Xing."
"Okay. But you have to be careful, if he dares to hurt you, I will never show mercy." As soon as he finished speaking, Mu Li felt that his back was empty, and Tang Ying disappeared into the air again.
While feeling lost, suddenly there was a "ding dong" in my mind:
[Secret chat] [Blue Flower] quietly said to you: Huh?Connected today?Xiao Li, are you coming to Fenghua Valley?
It turns out that after leaving Chang'an, if you want to go to Huashan, you have to go all the way east, but it turns out that you are closer to Dihua Palace, and you actually entered the range of Lan Huahua's secret chat.
[Secret chat] [Blue Flower] quietly said to you: Xiaoli, I finally arrived at Dihua Palace today!Sure enough, a group of girls danced to welcome me at the door!They are all so lightly dressed!It's outrageous! #Saliva##Saliva#
Mu Li: ...
...I really want to drop the keyboard!
During the secret chat, Lan Huahua excitedly talked about what she had seen and heard in Dihua Palace.
Although Lan Huahua often makes mistakes, she is indeed a very pleasant person to get along with, and can get along with almost anyone.However, Peony just doesn't get along well with her.
For Lanhuahua, Peony only has a four-word comment: greedy for money and lustful.
Needless to say, she is greedy for money, Lan Huahua lays on the golden treasure bed undisguisedly every day, drooling at the gemstones on it; and this lust is also obvious, as she can see from the fact that she pounces on the girls every day.
As a woman, she is so feminine!For a man like Mudan who aspires to be a real woman, a man like Lan Huahua wearing a woman's skin is simply a mockery of life and a waste of life!
But having said that, Lan Huahua's singing is really amazing.During the past few days on the road, many girls from the Red Clothes School asked Lan Huahua to sing a song after they got acquainted with each other.How could Lan Huahua refuse a girl's request?But Mudan just interjected: "Those feelings, loves, are the most misleading, so you can sing a song that detects love."
Mudan was born in a small country among the six edicts, and she is very familiar with some customs in the southwestern border of the Tang Dynasty. She knows that Miao people are good at singing, especially unrestrained and joyful love songs, so she poses such a problem for Lan Huahua.
When Lan Huahua listened to Coke, which song has the most modern pop songs?Lovelorn song chant!However, she looked around and saw the expectant eyes of the girls in red clothes, and felt that she couldn't bear to sing them to tears, so she thought about it carefully, and she chose a song that sounded more exciting.
She stretched her waist and sat down on the golden treasure bed, then took a shamisen from a girl, and played it like a guitar, shaking and beating the beat, and the whole person's aura changed. , that kind of chic and unrestrained made the girls around couldn't help but blush and beat their hearts, and followed her to beat the time.After the prelude, she opened her mouth and began to sing:
How ridiculous the red dust
Infatuation is the most boring
Arrogant
Not in this life
But my heart is no longer disturbed
I just want to get half a life happy
smile at people when you wake up
Forget all in the dream
sigh it gets dark too early
Unpredictable future
love and hate write off
I just want to be happy till I get old
No matter how cold the wind is, I don't want to escape
No matter how beautiful the flower is, I don't want it
let me sway
天越 高心 越 小
No matter how many causes
drunk alone
cry today laugh tomorrow
I don't want anyone to understand
proud
singing and dancing
长夜 漫漫 不 觉晓 快乐 寻找
("Laughing in the Red Dust" by Dongfang Invincible)
Lan Huahua didn't choose this song for any other reason, she just didn't want her sister to listen to those sad and heartbreaking love songs; she also knew that ancient people were more simple than modern people, and if someone was too moved and couldn't think about it, it would be her sin It's big.
She is very talented in singing, coupled with her own charm after time travel, even a master like Mudan can't help but be attracted by this free and easy song.
Whether it is Peony or the girls who have joined the Red Clothes Sect, many of them are poor people who have gone through a lot of hardships in life.
Peony was originally the prince of a small country in the six imperial edicts. When the king of Nanzhao unified the six edicts, the country was ruined and his family was destroyed. Persecuted by the patriarchal society, he was attracted by the Red Clothes Sect's doctrine of advocating women, and finally joined the Sect to help the evildoers.But after joining the sect, I realized that even the Red Clothes Cult was in darkness, and there was no heaven in this world.
Don't look at Mudan who seems to be under one person and above ten thousand people, in fact he is very aware that he is scolding badly, and I don't know how many people hate him, but there is nothing he can do about it.Once he got to this point, there was no turning back.Either you die, or I die, don't blame me for being cruel!Only Assassin is his only salvation and faith. Without this hope, he doesn't know how to live.
The tune of this song is not difficult, and Peony and her accompanying congregation are all people with extraordinary qualifications. After listening to it once, they can sing it almost inseparable. It turns out that they are all this tune when they are free. It can be seen that Lan Huahua The song is so powerful.
"'Smile to people when you wake up, and forget everything in your dreams...', huh, it would be nice if it was so easy... I don't know if this girl is really a bastard or just pretending... Forget it, when I meet Lord Assassin, I will naturally I know." Peony thought to herself.
So, Lan Huahua worked diligently to increase the favorability of the Red Clothes Teacher along the way, and arrived at Dihua Palace before she knew it.
After listening to Peony's narration of this trip to Chang'an, Assassin also felt that the corrupt and defiant officials of the Tang Dynasty were useless, so he decided to donate the precious bed to Tianyi Sect, a friendly sect of the Red Clothes Sect, to consolidate his relationship.Then after hearing about Lan Huahua, Assassin was also very interested and immediately ordered to summon her.
Lord Assassin!
Watch the living people up close!
Lan Huahua is very excited!
But Assassin frowned when he saw the blue flowers.
This woman... is weird.
Ignoring the nympho expression with a suspicious blush on his face and flickering eyes that almost burst out of little stars, the feeling that Lan Huahua gave Assassin was a strong sense of disobedience.
He stood up from the gorgeous imperial concubine bed, walked towards Lan Huahua with a tall figure, and with a sudden movement of his hand, Lan Huahua was sucked towards him. An incomparably deep and powerful internal force is fixed in the air—it's as if you were lucky enough to win a lottery when you were meditating in a sect and was taught by the head of the sect.
In the Dihua Temple, other believers saw this miracle and all knelt down towards Assassin.Peony knelt at Assassin's feet anxiously.He didn't know what kind of mistake happened to Lan Huahua, and Assassin was the one who made the move himself. He brought the person, and if there was any good or bad, he couldn't escape it.
But Lan Huahua felt as if she could not move like a bug wrapped in amber. At the same time, he felt a wave of true energy flowing through the meridians of her whole body, but it was not imparting skills, but as if...
Doing whole body CT...
——Hey, is it true that you will die when you meet the boss?
Suddenly, Assassin let out a low snort, and Lan Huahua's whole body of clothes turned into ashes, and her sexy and proud figure hung naked in the air, even though Lan Huahua's face was as thick as a wall, she also felt a little flustered.
——Shouldn’t she be really lucky?Will I become the first player in history to be OOXXed to death by the BOSS?Am I three years old, Sister Peony?
Just when her thoughts were developing in an unexpected direction, Assassin suddenly grabbed Lan Huahua's chin and forced her to meet her eyes.
Assassin's eyes are both beautiful and terrifying, like a bottomless abyss.Just after Lan Huahua lost her mind for a while, Assassin suddenly let her go with a weird smile.
Mudan's back was soaked in cold sweat, he finally mustered up the courage, and asked cautiously: "My lord, what's wrong with this woman?"
"It's not wrong, but it's very appropriate."
Mudan claimed to know Assassin very well, but Monk Zhang Er was puzzled when he heard this: "Then how to deal with her?"
"Just make her the saint of Tianle that I teach... No, son of Tianle," he looked at the blue flower at the top, "bring her a set of men's clothing."
Lan Huahua was captured by Assassin's eyes just now, and just as she came back to her senses, she heard that men's clothes were being brought to her, and her eyes lit up:
Men's clothing, she has long wanted to wear it!
And the men's attire taught by red clothes——
——Lan Huahua took a look at Assassin and Peony, who were the only ones wearing men's clothes in the Dihua Temple—the completely overhead design, the drying rack on Peony's head and the eight-foot-long piece of cloth hanging on it... Suddenly, my heart felt cold, and I realized that I seemed to have encountered the biggest crisis after time travel——
You don't need to be a motherfucker, but the aesthetics must not collapse! !
[Secret Chat] You whispered to [Blue Flower]: ... What happened?
[Secret Chat][Blue Flower Flower] whispered to you: #洋洋辛意# It turned out to be a false alarm!Do you remember when you leveled up, there was a mission in the Red Clothes Devil City in the Longmen Desert to fight peonies?It's the copycat version that looks very thin and is very tightly dressed.My clothes turned out to be in the same mold as his.Wearing that set of clothes on Lao Tzu would be the effect of Sister Lin's Dongfang Bubai!
[Secret chat] You quietly said to [Blue Flower]: I must remind you, Tang Guifu hasn't heard from you for a few days, and you're almost turning into a wife-watching stone!He is our chief engineer now, if you don't say something comforting to him, you will be at your own peril!
[Secret chat] [Blue Flower] quietly said to you: Oh, that's it, then you switch to the team chat mode, and let me use my beautiful voice to stabilize him for you.
Shui Wuxin immediately switched them to team mode.
[Squad][Blue Flower]: Well, old ghost, I am going to teach in red this time, it’s really not for fun.The things you removed from Tang's broken leg last time are actually the raw materials for making magic weapons, you know that?I saw a lot of them in the Red Clothes School!When I find a way to get these mysterious crystals, I will give you a good fortune, it is absolutely cool and domineering!And the clothes of the holy son of the Red Clothes Sect are very nice!Absolutely worth the limited edition look!Haha, I can see my inner man at a glance, Lord Assassin, I love you so much!
"Crack", Mu Li saw with his own eyes that the wooden pole of the horsewhip in Tang Guifu's hand was cracked again.
[Squad][Blue Flower]: Oh, yes, there are really a lot of very sexy girls in Red Clothes School... For the sake of our good relationship, I will reluctantly share half with you—how about it?Am I righteous enough?
Mu Li watched with his own eyes that the horsewhip turned into wood powder and flowed down from Tang Guifu's hand.
Luckily for you.Mu Li silently lit a piece of wax for Lan Huahua.
Tang Guifu was silent for a long time, then suddenly disappeared from the saddle.Mu Li was startled, realized what he was going to do, and immediately shouted: "Eagle! Stop him!"
As soon as the words fell, there was a sound of fists and kicks fighting in the air, and the two blue shadows collided in the air, sparking a burst of sparks, and then separated quickly.
Tang Guifu obviously didn't want to fight, but when Tang Ying fought, he couldn't get away, and he was also beaten up.The two hadn't sparred for a long time since they left the Tang Sect, so they brought up the guy and Tang Ying to get serious.
After watching with fear for a while, Mu Li found that although the two of them were having a lively fight, they only clicked to the end, and their strikes were measured, so he relaxed and admired the handsome guy with a big face.
Ah, Tang Guifu is manly and cool, Lan Huahua is really blessed, but in terms of beauty index, she still can't compare to Tang Ying!
After Tang Ying realized the most suitable mental method of Shocking Feather Jue, he was also guided by Tianxuanying. The unique insights that came down were passed on to Tang Ying by the hands of Tianxuanying, so Tang Ying's martial arts improved by leaps and bounds.Tang Ying has a keen intuition, does not understand chores, and is extremely dedicated to martial arts. He is walking on a path similar to that of a Juggernaut. Although he is only 25 years old at this time, he already has the strength of a master, and it is only a matter of time before he becomes a saint.
On the other hand, Tang Guifu, although he broke through the bottleneck by absorbing the vitality of heaven and earth in the life and death Gu, but he has learned a lot, and his talent in martial arts is finally inferior to Tang Ying's. Tang Guifu was finally pushed back to the ground by Tang Ying.
Tang Guifu glared at Mu Li: "Huahua is really ignorant of worldly affairs, are you just like her? Now she is trapped in a dragon's lake and a tiger's lair, and you are not worried? Why don't you allow me to save her?"
Mu Li asked back: "How do you plan to save her? Do you kill her, or sneak in to rob people? Do you know the terrain of Dihua Palace? Even if you find out, don't forget that there is an Assassin inside! You are definitely no match for him!"
"How do you know I'm no match for it?"
"Never doubt our ability to assess the enemy.
Tang Guifu was silent.
It is true that Mu Li and his group are not very strong, but they all have a pair of ghostly eyes, and they can tell a person's identity and strength at a glance, which he has long known.People like Mu Li may be interpreted as the untold secret of Wanhua Valley, but he knows that Lan Huahua's personality is extremely simple, or stupid, even she can see through a person at a glance. It can explain that this group of people who are said to have past life memories have special abilities, which is already in the realm of strange powers.
Mu Li continued: "If you don't show up, she can still be her holy son safely; but if you show up, she may be considered a traitor with ulterior motives; and even if you find her , do you think Lan Huahua will go with you obediently before she gets what she wants?"
Tang Guifu thought about it carefully, and found that if he really cared, he would be confused, and the facts were indeed as Mu Li said.So he asked: "Then what do you say? Don't you leave her alone?"
Mu Li thought for a while, and said to him: "I'll keep Shui Wuxin and Daohong by your side, so that you can keep in touch with her at any time even if you are outside Dihua Palace. Lan Huahua is just a second, not really stupid. When there is no danger, don't act rashly."
Shui Wuxin was sitting in Daohong's arms - recently Daohong has completely become his mount - turned his head and asked Mu Li: "Your Chunyang reputation has not reached the level of friendship, and with your current status as the villain's valley, they don't treat you well. There is a 50% chance of being hostile, so don’t we really need our help?”
Mu Li said: "With Li Huang around, they shouldn't dare to touch us. They really want to turn their backs. You two are just adding two extra dishes. Besides, you are weak now, and the severe cold of Huashan is not good for you. .”
Shui Wuxin's body was imprisoned once during Qixiu, and he was finally raised back, and was tortured by Daohong, so that his body was weak and his blood was very thin.Shui Wuxin strictly obeyed Mu Li's orders, so he went to the entrance of Fenghua Valley with Dao Hong and Tang Guifu.
In fact, there was another reason why Mu Li insisted on letting Shui Wuxin go with him.
Mu Li is not very surprised that Assassin can see through the essence of blue flowers.Assassin himself is a hermaphrodite, and after having doubts about the teachings of the Taoism, he began to delve into the method of the unity of yin and yang.Although in his own eyes it is a great achievement, but in the eyes of others it is pure madness.However, when it comes to distinguishing between male and female, among all the human beings on the earth, if he dares to be the second, no one dares to be the first.
It's just that Assassin's method of performing a full-body CT on Lan Huahua really made him shudder——
——No matter how you look at it, it’s all “Legilitivization”. Master Assassin, did you ever study at Hogwarts before coming to Central Plains? !
Although when I talked with Lan Huahua later, I learned from the strong "two" breath that could not be separated by thousands of mountains, that Lan Huahua should still be in the shell, but who knows if Lan Huahua was hit? What kind of hypnotism, for example, under certain conditions, it will violently kill people or something?Therefore, Shui Wuxin followed, and if conditions allowed, he would take a look at Lan Huahua. If there was any strange debuff on her body, he would definitely give it to her without hesitation!
After the three were separated, Mu Li, Tang Ying, the remaining apprentices, and the half-dead palace relocation team continued to go to Chunyang to pick up their prince.As soon as he entered the world of Chunyang, Mu Li tried to have a secret chat with Ye Qinghou, and he got in touch.
[Secret chat] [Ye Qinghou] quietly said to you: Xiaoli, you came just in time!Have you gone up the mountain yet?If you haven't gone up the mountain, don't rush up, I have a contact information here, you can help me contact Lingxue Pavilion.
[Secret chat] You quietly said to [Ye Qinghou]: What are you doing with Ling Xuege?Do you want to kill the people from Chunyang Palace?
[Secret chat] [Ye Qinghou] quietly said to you: I don't kill people, I just send a message to their leader, Ji Bieqing, and ask him if he still wants to be alone.
[Secret Chat] You quietly said to [Ye Qinghou]: Who?
[Secret chat] [Ye Qinghou] quietly said to you: Qi Zhong Er.
Two years ago, they were treated as abandoned sons by the Haoqi League and left in the Valley of the Wicked to be bullied and humiliated. The letter did not mention a single word, but promised to raise their military ranks. He rebelled blatantly, and the lives of the common people were devastated. Those who serve as soldiers should guard the country and shroud their bodies in horse leather.
The article was really well written, passionate and easy to understand, so that Mu Li couldn't get rid of it, just like when he forwarded Weibo and WeChat, he said "No, I'm not Chinese", only to see Mu Li sneer.Thinking about the tense war in the Southwest, and the fact that there are foreigners in the Northwest, the Tiance Mansion is short of people, and it is suddenly discovered that four masters of Tiance have emerged, so they don't care about the shame and rush to poach corners. up.
"The basic situation is like this. If you want to go, I won't stop you. If you don't want to go, King Xiang is quite useless, but it's okay to leave some people behind."
Mu Li told the truth to those four people, and then left the choice to them.Li Jin, Luo Dingguo, Cai Zhixin and Yang Yao looked at each other, and finally two people came out and bid farewell to Mu Li.
Luo Dingguo and Yang Yao, set up a family and settle the country, and shine on the lintel, heh~heh~.
At this time, another disciple of Wanhua, Yu Lin, hesitated for a while, and also came to ask Mu Li to resign, and wanted to go with the two Tiances.Mu Li watched him follow behind the two with his head down, keeping everything in silence.
Ah, I don't know when they have been sold domestically, heh~heh~.
——Others take in a younger brother through time travel, all of them are loyal and steadfast, hugging their thighs tightly and not letting go. I have worked so hard to save them, but they are not as good as a piece of waste paper. If I go by myself, I have to hook another one. Heh~heh~.
Mu Li originally breathed a sigh of relief because he was busy with the relocation team of the palace, but when he was disturbed by this incident, his mood sank again, and his face was dark all the way.
Tang Guifu hadn't heard Lan Huahua's voice for a few days, and he was absent-minded.
Daohong and Shui Wuxin rode together, one of them was always silent, the other Wukou Wuxin, Shui Wuxin nestled in Daohong's arms silently counting down the countdown to the intercourse.
Director Pei couldn't help but feel worried when he thought that An Lushan and Li Linfu dared to monitor the royal family as courtiers, and also thought that the unreliable King Xiang had no sense of crisis and just went to Huashan to chase his wife.
Tang Ying consciously acted as the secret guard of this team and has become invisible.
And the other accompanying servants and guards of King Xiang's Mansion also knew that they were actually exiled in disguise, all of them were listless like a funeral, and the whole team was silent like a funeral.
Suddenly, Mu Li only felt warmth behind him. Although there was no one there, he knew that Tang Ying was there.A gust of hot air with Tang Ying's breath sprayed into his ears: "Are you unhappy? Because of those three people who left? I'll go and catch them, okay?"
Mu Li shook his head: "Everyone has their own aspirations. Since that is the path they believe in, let them go. Compared with the three of them, Ying, can you help me keep an eye on one person?"
"Who?"
"Pei Anxing."
"Okay. What should we pay attention to?" Regarding Mu Li's request, Tang Ying never asked why.
"Pei Anxing is very loyal to King Xiang, but he is hostile to us. The five of us are equal, but he will never regard us and Li Huang as equals. So, when he feels that we are When the level of politeness exceeds his tolerance, it may be against us."
"Do you want to kill him? I guarantee that there will be no traces left, King Xiang will not find out."
"...No. Li Huang is a very emotional person. Although he seems to be annoyed by Pei Anxing on the surface, he knows better than anyone who treats him well. In fact, he already regards Pei Anxing as an elder in his heart. If Pei Anxing dies, , he will be sad, and I will feel guilty, whether he finds out that we did it or not, this will become a nail in our hearts, and even the beginning of our split. On the other hand, we are very short of people now, like Pei We can't afford to waste an internal affairs talent like An Xing."
"Okay. But you have to be careful, if he dares to hurt you, I will never show mercy." As soon as he finished speaking, Mu Li felt that his back was empty, and Tang Ying disappeared into the air again.
While feeling lost, suddenly there was a "ding dong" in my mind:
[Secret chat] [Blue Flower] quietly said to you: Huh?Connected today?Xiao Li, are you coming to Fenghua Valley?
It turns out that after leaving Chang'an, if you want to go to Huashan, you have to go all the way east, but it turns out that you are closer to Dihua Palace, and you actually entered the range of Lan Huahua's secret chat.
[Secret chat] [Blue Flower] quietly said to you: Xiaoli, I finally arrived at Dihua Palace today!Sure enough, a group of girls danced to welcome me at the door!They are all so lightly dressed!It's outrageous! #Saliva##Saliva#
Mu Li: ...
...I really want to drop the keyboard!
During the secret chat, Lan Huahua excitedly talked about what she had seen and heard in Dihua Palace.
Although Lan Huahua often makes mistakes, she is indeed a very pleasant person to get along with, and can get along with almost anyone.However, Peony just doesn't get along well with her.
For Lanhuahua, Peony only has a four-word comment: greedy for money and lustful.
Needless to say, she is greedy for money, Lan Huahua lays on the golden treasure bed undisguisedly every day, drooling at the gemstones on it; and this lust is also obvious, as she can see from the fact that she pounces on the girls every day.
As a woman, she is so feminine!For a man like Mudan who aspires to be a real woman, a man like Lan Huahua wearing a woman's skin is simply a mockery of life and a waste of life!
But having said that, Lan Huahua's singing is really amazing.During the past few days on the road, many girls from the Red Clothes School asked Lan Huahua to sing a song after they got acquainted with each other.How could Lan Huahua refuse a girl's request?But Mudan just interjected: "Those feelings, loves, are the most misleading, so you can sing a song that detects love."
Mudan was born in a small country among the six edicts, and she is very familiar with some customs in the southwestern border of the Tang Dynasty. She knows that Miao people are good at singing, especially unrestrained and joyful love songs, so she poses such a problem for Lan Huahua.
When Lan Huahua listened to Coke, which song has the most modern pop songs?Lovelorn song chant!However, she looked around and saw the expectant eyes of the girls in red clothes, and felt that she couldn't bear to sing them to tears, so she thought about it carefully, and she chose a song that sounded more exciting.
She stretched her waist and sat down on the golden treasure bed, then took a shamisen from a girl, and played it like a guitar, shaking and beating the beat, and the whole person's aura changed. , that kind of chic and unrestrained made the girls around couldn't help but blush and beat their hearts, and followed her to beat the time.After the prelude, she opened her mouth and began to sing:
How ridiculous the red dust
Infatuation is the most boring
Arrogant
Not in this life
But my heart is no longer disturbed
I just want to get half a life happy
smile at people when you wake up
Forget all in the dream
sigh it gets dark too early
Unpredictable future
love and hate write off
I just want to be happy till I get old
No matter how cold the wind is, I don't want to escape
No matter how beautiful the flower is, I don't want it
let me sway
天越 高心 越 小
No matter how many causes
drunk alone
cry today laugh tomorrow
I don't want anyone to understand
proud
singing and dancing
长夜 漫漫 不 觉晓 快乐 寻找
("Laughing in the Red Dust" by Dongfang Invincible)
Lan Huahua didn't choose this song for any other reason, she just didn't want her sister to listen to those sad and heartbreaking love songs; she also knew that ancient people were more simple than modern people, and if someone was too moved and couldn't think about it, it would be her sin It's big.
She is very talented in singing, coupled with her own charm after time travel, even a master like Mudan can't help but be attracted by this free and easy song.
Whether it is Peony or the girls who have joined the Red Clothes Sect, many of them are poor people who have gone through a lot of hardships in life.
Peony was originally the prince of a small country in the six imperial edicts. When the king of Nanzhao unified the six edicts, the country was ruined and his family was destroyed. Persecuted by the patriarchal society, he was attracted by the Red Clothes Sect's doctrine of advocating women, and finally joined the Sect to help the evildoers.But after joining the sect, I realized that even the Red Clothes Cult was in darkness, and there was no heaven in this world.
Don't look at Mudan who seems to be under one person and above ten thousand people, in fact he is very aware that he is scolding badly, and I don't know how many people hate him, but there is nothing he can do about it.Once he got to this point, there was no turning back.Either you die, or I die, don't blame me for being cruel!Only Assassin is his only salvation and faith. Without this hope, he doesn't know how to live.
The tune of this song is not difficult, and Peony and her accompanying congregation are all people with extraordinary qualifications. After listening to it once, they can sing it almost inseparable. It turns out that they are all this tune when they are free. It can be seen that Lan Huahua The song is so powerful.
"'Smile to people when you wake up, and forget everything in your dreams...', huh, it would be nice if it was so easy... I don't know if this girl is really a bastard or just pretending... Forget it, when I meet Lord Assassin, I will naturally I know." Peony thought to herself.
So, Lan Huahua worked diligently to increase the favorability of the Red Clothes Teacher along the way, and arrived at Dihua Palace before she knew it.
After listening to Peony's narration of this trip to Chang'an, Assassin also felt that the corrupt and defiant officials of the Tang Dynasty were useless, so he decided to donate the precious bed to Tianyi Sect, a friendly sect of the Red Clothes Sect, to consolidate his relationship.Then after hearing about Lan Huahua, Assassin was also very interested and immediately ordered to summon her.
Lord Assassin!
Watch the living people up close!
Lan Huahua is very excited!
But Assassin frowned when he saw the blue flowers.
This woman... is weird.
Ignoring the nympho expression with a suspicious blush on his face and flickering eyes that almost burst out of little stars, the feeling that Lan Huahua gave Assassin was a strong sense of disobedience.
He stood up from the gorgeous imperial concubine bed, walked towards Lan Huahua with a tall figure, and with a sudden movement of his hand, Lan Huahua was sucked towards him. An incomparably deep and powerful internal force is fixed in the air—it's as if you were lucky enough to win a lottery when you were meditating in a sect and was taught by the head of the sect.
In the Dihua Temple, other believers saw this miracle and all knelt down towards Assassin.Peony knelt at Assassin's feet anxiously.He didn't know what kind of mistake happened to Lan Huahua, and Assassin was the one who made the move himself. He brought the person, and if there was any good or bad, he couldn't escape it.
But Lan Huahua felt as if she could not move like a bug wrapped in amber. At the same time, he felt a wave of true energy flowing through the meridians of her whole body, but it was not imparting skills, but as if...
Doing whole body CT...
——Hey, is it true that you will die when you meet the boss?
Suddenly, Assassin let out a low snort, and Lan Huahua's whole body of clothes turned into ashes, and her sexy and proud figure hung naked in the air, even though Lan Huahua's face was as thick as a wall, she also felt a little flustered.
——Shouldn’t she be really lucky?Will I become the first player in history to be OOXXed to death by the BOSS?Am I three years old, Sister Peony?
Just when her thoughts were developing in an unexpected direction, Assassin suddenly grabbed Lan Huahua's chin and forced her to meet her eyes.
Assassin's eyes are both beautiful and terrifying, like a bottomless abyss.Just after Lan Huahua lost her mind for a while, Assassin suddenly let her go with a weird smile.
Mudan's back was soaked in cold sweat, he finally mustered up the courage, and asked cautiously: "My lord, what's wrong with this woman?"
"It's not wrong, but it's very appropriate."
Mudan claimed to know Assassin very well, but Monk Zhang Er was puzzled when he heard this: "Then how to deal with her?"
"Just make her the saint of Tianle that I teach... No, son of Tianle," he looked at the blue flower at the top, "bring her a set of men's clothing."
Lan Huahua was captured by Assassin's eyes just now, and just as she came back to her senses, she heard that men's clothes were being brought to her, and her eyes lit up:
Men's clothing, she has long wanted to wear it!
And the men's attire taught by red clothes——
——Lan Huahua took a look at Assassin and Peony, who were the only ones wearing men's clothes in the Dihua Temple—the completely overhead design, the drying rack on Peony's head and the eight-foot-long piece of cloth hanging on it... Suddenly, my heart felt cold, and I realized that I seemed to have encountered the biggest crisis after time travel——
You don't need to be a motherfucker, but the aesthetics must not collapse! !
[Secret Chat] You whispered to [Blue Flower]: ... What happened?
[Secret Chat][Blue Flower Flower] whispered to you: #洋洋辛意# It turned out to be a false alarm!Do you remember when you leveled up, there was a mission in the Red Clothes Devil City in the Longmen Desert to fight peonies?It's the copycat version that looks very thin and is very tightly dressed.My clothes turned out to be in the same mold as his.Wearing that set of clothes on Lao Tzu would be the effect of Sister Lin's Dongfang Bubai!
[Secret chat] You quietly said to [Blue Flower]: I must remind you, Tang Guifu hasn't heard from you for a few days, and you're almost turning into a wife-watching stone!He is our chief engineer now, if you don't say something comforting to him, you will be at your own peril!
[Secret chat] [Blue Flower] quietly said to you: Oh, that's it, then you switch to the team chat mode, and let me use my beautiful voice to stabilize him for you.
Shui Wuxin immediately switched them to team mode.
[Squad][Blue Flower]: Well, old ghost, I am going to teach in red this time, it’s really not for fun.The things you removed from Tang's broken leg last time are actually the raw materials for making magic weapons, you know that?I saw a lot of them in the Red Clothes School!When I find a way to get these mysterious crystals, I will give you a good fortune, it is absolutely cool and domineering!And the clothes of the holy son of the Red Clothes Sect are very nice!Absolutely worth the limited edition look!Haha, I can see my inner man at a glance, Lord Assassin, I love you so much!
"Crack", Mu Li saw with his own eyes that the wooden pole of the horsewhip in Tang Guifu's hand was cracked again.
[Squad][Blue Flower]: Oh, yes, there are really a lot of very sexy girls in Red Clothes School... For the sake of our good relationship, I will reluctantly share half with you—how about it?Am I righteous enough?
Mu Li watched with his own eyes that the horsewhip turned into wood powder and flowed down from Tang Guifu's hand.
Luckily for you.Mu Li silently lit a piece of wax for Lan Huahua.
Tang Guifu was silent for a long time, then suddenly disappeared from the saddle.Mu Li was startled, realized what he was going to do, and immediately shouted: "Eagle! Stop him!"
As soon as the words fell, there was a sound of fists and kicks fighting in the air, and the two blue shadows collided in the air, sparking a burst of sparks, and then separated quickly.
Tang Guifu obviously didn't want to fight, but when Tang Ying fought, he couldn't get away, and he was also beaten up.The two hadn't sparred for a long time since they left the Tang Sect, so they brought up the guy and Tang Ying to get serious.
After watching with fear for a while, Mu Li found that although the two of them were having a lively fight, they only clicked to the end, and their strikes were measured, so he relaxed and admired the handsome guy with a big face.
Ah, Tang Guifu is manly and cool, Lan Huahua is really blessed, but in terms of beauty index, she still can't compare to Tang Ying!
After Tang Ying realized the most suitable mental method of Shocking Feather Jue, he was also guided by Tianxuanying. The unique insights that came down were passed on to Tang Ying by the hands of Tianxuanying, so Tang Ying's martial arts improved by leaps and bounds.Tang Ying has a keen intuition, does not understand chores, and is extremely dedicated to martial arts. He is walking on a path similar to that of a Juggernaut. Although he is only 25 years old at this time, he already has the strength of a master, and it is only a matter of time before he becomes a saint.
On the other hand, Tang Guifu, although he broke through the bottleneck by absorbing the vitality of heaven and earth in the life and death Gu, but he has learned a lot, and his talent in martial arts is finally inferior to Tang Ying's. Tang Guifu was finally pushed back to the ground by Tang Ying.
Tang Guifu glared at Mu Li: "Huahua is really ignorant of worldly affairs, are you just like her? Now she is trapped in a dragon's lake and a tiger's lair, and you are not worried? Why don't you allow me to save her?"
Mu Li asked back: "How do you plan to save her? Do you kill her, or sneak in to rob people? Do you know the terrain of Dihua Palace? Even if you find out, don't forget that there is an Assassin inside! You are definitely no match for him!"
"How do you know I'm no match for it?"
"Never doubt our ability to assess the enemy.
Tang Guifu was silent.
It is true that Mu Li and his group are not very strong, but they all have a pair of ghostly eyes, and they can tell a person's identity and strength at a glance, which he has long known.People like Mu Li may be interpreted as the untold secret of Wanhua Valley, but he knows that Lan Huahua's personality is extremely simple, or stupid, even she can see through a person at a glance. It can explain that this group of people who are said to have past life memories have special abilities, which is already in the realm of strange powers.
Mu Li continued: "If you don't show up, she can still be her holy son safely; but if you show up, she may be considered a traitor with ulterior motives; and even if you find her , do you think Lan Huahua will go with you obediently before she gets what she wants?"
Tang Guifu thought about it carefully, and found that if he really cared, he would be confused, and the facts were indeed as Mu Li said.So he asked: "Then what do you say? Don't you leave her alone?"
Mu Li thought for a while, and said to him: "I'll keep Shui Wuxin and Daohong by your side, so that you can keep in touch with her at any time even if you are outside Dihua Palace. Lan Huahua is just a second, not really stupid. When there is no danger, don't act rashly."
Shui Wuxin was sitting in Daohong's arms - recently Daohong has completely become his mount - turned his head and asked Mu Li: "Your Chunyang reputation has not reached the level of friendship, and with your current status as the villain's valley, they don't treat you well. There is a 50% chance of being hostile, so don’t we really need our help?”
Mu Li said: "With Li Huang around, they shouldn't dare to touch us. They really want to turn their backs. You two are just adding two extra dishes. Besides, you are weak now, and the severe cold of Huashan is not good for you. .”
Shui Wuxin's body was imprisoned once during Qixiu, and he was finally raised back, and was tortured by Daohong, so that his body was weak and his blood was very thin.Shui Wuxin strictly obeyed Mu Li's orders, so he went to the entrance of Fenghua Valley with Dao Hong and Tang Guifu.
In fact, there was another reason why Mu Li insisted on letting Shui Wuxin go with him.
Mu Li is not very surprised that Assassin can see through the essence of blue flowers.Assassin himself is a hermaphrodite, and after having doubts about the teachings of the Taoism, he began to delve into the method of the unity of yin and yang.Although in his own eyes it is a great achievement, but in the eyes of others it is pure madness.However, when it comes to distinguishing between male and female, among all the human beings on the earth, if he dares to be the second, no one dares to be the first.
It's just that Assassin's method of performing a full-body CT on Lan Huahua really made him shudder——
——No matter how you look at it, it’s all “Legilitivization”. Master Assassin, did you ever study at Hogwarts before coming to Central Plains? !
Although when I talked with Lan Huahua later, I learned from the strong "two" breath that could not be separated by thousands of mountains, that Lan Huahua should still be in the shell, but who knows if Lan Huahua was hit? What kind of hypnotism, for example, under certain conditions, it will violently kill people or something?Therefore, Shui Wuxin followed, and if conditions allowed, he would take a look at Lan Huahua. If there was any strange debuff on her body, he would definitely give it to her without hesitation!
After the three were separated, Mu Li, Tang Ying, the remaining apprentices, and the half-dead palace relocation team continued to go to Chunyang to pick up their prince.As soon as he entered the world of Chunyang, Mu Li tried to have a secret chat with Ye Qinghou, and he got in touch.
[Secret chat] [Ye Qinghou] quietly said to you: Xiaoli, you came just in time!Have you gone up the mountain yet?If you haven't gone up the mountain, don't rush up, I have a contact information here, you can help me contact Lingxue Pavilion.
[Secret chat] You quietly said to [Ye Qinghou]: What are you doing with Ling Xuege?Do you want to kill the people from Chunyang Palace?
[Secret chat] [Ye Qinghou] quietly said to you: I don't kill people, I just send a message to their leader, Ji Bieqing, and ask him if he still wants to be alone.
[Secret Chat] You quietly said to [Ye Qinghou]: Who?
[Secret chat] [Ye Qinghou] quietly said to you: Qi Zhong Er.
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